Having given my horse to an orderly, I walked into a little room, whose humble accommodations and unpretending appearance seemed in perfect keeping with the simple and unostentatious character of the general. The preparations for a good and substantial breakfast were, however, before me, and an English newspaper of a late date spread its most ample pages to welcome me. I had not been long absorbed in my reading, when the door opened, and the general, whose toilet was not yet completed, made his appearance.
"Egad, O"Malley, you startled me this morning. I thought we were in for it again."
I took this as the most seasonable opportunity to recount my mishap of the morning, and accordingly, without more ado, detailed the unlucky meeting with the commander-in-chief. When I came to the end, Crawfurd threw himself into a chair and laughed till the very tears coursed down his bronzed features.
"You don"t say so, boy? You don"t really tell me you said that? By Jove! I had rather have faced a platoon of musketry than have stood in your shoes!
You did not wait for a reply, I think?"
"No, faith, sir, that I did not!"
"Do you suspect he knows you?"
"I trust not, sir; the whole thing pa.s.sed so rapidly!"
"Well, it"s most unlucky in more ways than one!" He paused for a few moments as he said this, and then added, "Have you seen the general order?"
pushing towards me a written paper as he spoke. It ran thus:--
G.O. ADJUTANT-GENERAL"S OFFICE, VILLA FORMOSA,
May 6, 1811.
_Memorandum_.--Commanding officers are requested to send in to the military secretary, as soon as possible, the names of officers they may wish to have promoted in succession to those who have fallen in action."
"Now look at this list. The Honorable Harvey Howard, Grenadier Guards, to be first lieutenant, _vice_--No, not that. Henry Beauchamp--George Villiers--ay, here it is! Captain Lyttleton, Fourteenth Light Dragoons, to be major in the Third Dragoon Guards, _vice_ G.o.dwin, killed in action; Lieutenant O"Malley to be captain, _vice_ Lyttleton, promoted. You see, boy, I did not forget you; you were to have had the vacant troop in your own regiment. Now I almost doubt the prudence of bringing your name under Lord Wellington"s notice. He may have recognized you; and if he did so, why, I rather think--that is, I suspect--I mean, the quieter you keep the better."
While I poured forth my grat.i.tude as warmly as I was able for the general"s great kindness to me, I expressed my perfect concurrence in his views.
"Believe me, sir," said I, "I should much rather wait any number of years for my promotion, than incur the risk of a reprimand; the more so, as it is not the first time I have blundered with his lordship." I here narrated my former meeting with Sir Arthur, at which Crawfurd"s mirth again burst forth, and he paced the room, holding his sides in an ecstasy of merriment.
"Come, come, lad, we"ll hope for the best; we"ll give you the chance that he has not seen your face, and send the list forward as it is. But here come our fellows."
As he spoke, the door opened, and three officers of his staff entered, to whom, being severally introduced, we chatted away about the news of the morning until breakfast.
"I"ve frequently heard of you from my friend Hammersley," said Captain Fitzroy, addressing me. "You were intimately acquainted, I believe?"
"Oh, yes! Pray, where is he now? We have not met for a long time."
"The poor fellow"s invalided; that sabre-cut upon his head has turned out a sad affair, and he"s gone back to England on a sick leave. Old Dashwood took him back with him as private secretary, or something of that sort."
"Ah!" said another, "Dashwood has daughters, hasn"t he? No bad notion of his; for Hammersley will be a baronet some of these days, with a rent-roll of eight or nine thousand per annum."
"Sir George Dashwood," said I, "has but one daughter, and I am quite sure that in his kindness to Hammersley no intentions of the kind you mention were mixed up."
"Well, I don"t know," said the third, a pale, sickly youth, with handsome but delicate features. "I was on Dashwood"s staff until a few weeks ago, and certainly I thought there was something going on between Hammersley and Miss Lucy, who, be it spoken, is a devilish fine girl, though rather disposed to give herself airs."
I felt my cheek and my temples boiling like a furnace; my hand trembled as I lifted my coffee to my lips; and I would have given my expected promotion twice over to have had any reasonable ground of quarrel with the speaker.
"Egad, lads," said Crawfurd, "that"s the very best thing I know about a command. As a bishop is always sure to portion off his daughters with deaneries and rectories, so your knowing old general always marries his among his staff."
This sally was met with the ready laughter of the subordinates, in which, however little disposed. I was obliged to join.
"You are quite right, sir," rejoined the pale youth; "and Sir George has no fortune to give his daughter."
"How came it, Horace, that you got off safe?" said Fitzroy, with a certain air of affected seriousness in his voice and manner. "I wonder they let such a prize escape them."
"Well, it was not exactly their fault, I do confess. Old Dashwood did the civil towards me, and _la belle Lucie_ herself was condescending enough to be less cruel than to the rest of the staff. Her father threw us a good deal together; and in fact, I believe--I fear--that is--that I didn"t behave quite well."
"You may rest perfectly a.s.sured of it, sir," said I; "whatever your previous conduct may have been, you have completely relieved your mind on this occasion, and behaved most shamefully."
Had a sh.e.l.l fallen in the midst of us, the faces around me could not have been more horror-struck than when, in a cool, determined tone, I spoke these few words. Fitzroy pushed his chair slightly back from the table, and fixed his eyes full upon me. Crawfurd grew dark-purple over his whole face and forehead, and looked from one to the other of us without speaking; while the Honorable Horace Delawar, the individual addressed, never changed a muscle of his wan and sickly features, but lifting his eyes slowly from his m.u.f.fin, lisped softly out,--
"You think so? How very good!"
"General Crawfurd," said I, the moment I could collect myself sufficiently to speak, "I am deeply grieved that I should so far have forgotten myself as to disturb the harmony of your table; but when I tell you that Sir George Dashwood is one of my warmest friends on earth; that from my intimate knowledge of him, I am certain that gentleman"s statements are either the mere outpourings of folly or worse--"
"By Jove, O"Malley! you have a very singular mode of explaining away the matter. Delawar, sit down again. Gentlemen, I have only one word to say about this transaction; I"ll have no squabbles nor broils here; from this room to the guard-house is a five minutes" walk. Promise me, upon your honors, this altercation ends here, or as sure as my name"s Crawfurd, you shall both be placed under arrest, and the man who refuses to obey me shall be sent back to England."
Before I well knew in what way to proceed, Mr. Delawar rose and bowed formally to the general, while I imitated his example; silently we resumed our places, and after a pause of a few moments, the current of conversation was renewed, and other topics discussed, but with such evident awkwardness and constraint that all parties felt relieved when the general rose from table.
"I say, O"Malley, have you forwarded the returns to the adjutant-general"s office?"
"Yes, sir; I despatched them this morning before leaving my quarters."
"I am glad of it; the irregularities on this score have called forth a heavy reprimand at headquarters."
I was also glad of it, and it chanced that by mere accident I remembered to charge Mike with the papers, which, had they not been lying unsealed upon the table before me, would, in all likelihood, have escaped my attention.
The post started to Lisbon that same morning, to take advantage of which I had sat up writing for half the night. Little was I aware at the moment what a ma.s.s of trouble and annoyance was in store for me from the circ.u.mstance.
CHAPTER XXV.
ALMEIDA.
On the morning of the 7th we perceived, from a movement in the French camp, that the wounded were being sent to the rear, and shortly afterwards the main body of their army commenced its retreat. They moved with slow, and as it were, reluctant steps; and Bessieres, who commanded the Imperial Guard, turned his eyes more than once to that position which all the bravery of his troops was unavailing to capture. Although our cavalry lay in force to the front of our line, no attempt was made to molest the retreating French; and Ma.s.sena, having retired beyond the Aguada, left a strong force to watch the ford, while the remainder of the army fell back upon Cuidad Rodrigo.
During this time we had succeeded in fortifying our position at Fuentes d"Onoro so strongly as to resist any new attack, and Lord Wellington now turned his whole attention to the blockade of Almeida, which, by Ma.s.sena"s retreat, was abandoned to its fate.
On the morning of the 10th I accompanied General Crawfurd in a reconnoissance of the fortress, which, from the intelligence we had lately received, could not much longer hold out against our blockade. The fire from the enemy"s artillery was, however, hotly maintained; and as night fell, some squadrons of the Fourteenth, who were picketed near, were unable to light their watch-fires, being within reach of their shot. As the darkness increased so did the cannonade, and the bright flashes from the walls and the deep booming of the artillery became incessant.
A hundred conjectures were afloat to account for the circ.u.mstance; some a.s.serting that what we heard were mere signals to Ma.s.sena"s army; and others, that Brennier was destroying and mutilating the fortress before he evacuated it to the allies.
It was little past midnight when, tired from the fatigues of the day, I had fallen asleep beneath a tree, an explosion, louder than any which preceded it, burst suddenly forth, and as I awoke and looked about me, I perceived the whole heavens illuminated by one bright glare, while the crashing noise of falling stones and crumbling masonry told me that a mine had been sprung; the moment after, all was calm and still and motionless; a thick black smoke increasing the sombre darkness of the night shut out every star from view, and some drops of heavy rain began to fall.
The silence, ten times more appalling than the din which preceded it, weighed heavily upon my senses, and a dread of some unknown danger crept over me; the exhaustion, however, was greater than my fear, and again I sank into slumber.