In his study two hundred and forty thousand miles below, the President turned white as the White House. "Jumping jack-rabbits!" he cried. "I think they"re after us!"

"Oh, please please let me blow them up!" said the Ex-Chief of the Army. let me blow them up!" said the Ex-Chief of the Army.

"Silence!" said Miss Tibbs. "Go stand in the corner!"

In the lobby of the s.p.a.ce Hotel, Mr Wonka had merely paused in order to think up another verse, and he was just about to start off again when a frightful piercing scream stopped him cold. The screamer was Grandma Josephine. She was sitting up in bed and pointing with a shaking finger at the lifts at the far end of the lobby. She screamed a second time, still pointing, and all eyes turned toward the lifts. The door of the one on the left was sliding slowly open and the watchers could clearly see that there was something... something thick... something brown... something not exactly brown, but greenish-brown... something with slimy skin and large eyes... squatting inside the lift!

7.



Something Nasty in the Lifts Grandma Josephine had stopped screaming now. She had gone rigid with shock. The rest of the group by the bed, including Charlie and Grandpa Joe, had become as still as stone. They dared not move. They dared hardly breathe. And Mr Wonka, who had swung quickly around to look when the first scream came, was as dumbstruck as the rest. He stood motionless, gaping at the thing in the lift, his mouth slightly open, his eyes stretched wide as two wheels. What he saw, what they all saw, was this: It looked more than anything like an enormous egg balanced on its pointed end. It was as tall as a big boy and wider than the fattest man. The greenish-brown skin had a shiny wettish appearance and there were wrinkles in it. About three-quarters of the way up, in the widest part, there were two large round eyes as big as tea-cups. The eyes were white, but each had a brilliant red pupil in the centre. The red pupils were resting on Mr Wonka. But now they began travelling slowly across to Charlie and Grandpa Joe and the others by the bed, settling upon them and gazing at them with a cold malevolent stare. The eyes were everything. There were no other features, no nose or mouth or ears, but the entire egg-shaped body was itself moving very very slightly, pulsing and bulging gently here and there as though the skin were filled with some thick fluid.

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At this point, Charlie suddenly noticed that the next lift was coming down. The indicator numbers above the door were flashing... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... L (for lobby). There was a slight pause. The door slid open and there, inside the second lift, was another enormous slimy wrinkled greenish-brown egg with eyes!

Now the numbers were flashing above all three of the remaining lifts. Down they came... down... down... down... And soon, at precisely the same time, they reached the lobby floor and the doors slid open... five open doors now... one creature in each... five in all... and five pairs of eyes with brilliant red centres all watching Mr Wonka and watching Charlie and Grandpa Joe and the others.

There were slight differences in size and shape between the five, but all had the same greenish-brown wrinkled skin and the skin was rippling and pulsing.

For about thirty seconds nothing happened. n.o.body stirred, n.o.body made a sound. The silence was terrible. So was the suspense. Charlie was so frightened he felt himself shrinking inside his skin. Then he saw the creature in the left-hand lift suddenly starting to change shape! Its body was slowly becoming longer and longer, and thinner and thinner, going up and up towards the roof of the lift, not straight up, but curving a little to the left, making a snake-like curve that was curiously graceful, up to the left and then curling over the top to the right and coming down again in a half-circle... and then the bottom end began to grow out as well, like a tail... creeping along the floor... creeping along the floor to the left... until at last the creature, which had originally looked like a huge egg, now looked like a long curvy serpent standing up on its tail.

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Then the one in the next lift began stretching itself in much the same way, and what a weird and oozy thing it was to watch! It was twisting itself into a shape that was a bit different from the first, balancing itself almost but not quite on the tip of its tail.

Then the three remaining creatures began stretching themselves all at the same time, each one elongating itself slowly upward, growing taller and taller, thinner and thinner, curving and twisting, stretching and stretching, curling and bending, balancing either on the tail or the head or both, and turned sideways now so that only one eye was visible. When they had all stopped stretching and bending, this was how they finished up: [image]

"Scram!" shouted Mr Wonka. "Get out quick!" shouted Mr Wonka. "Get out quick!"

People have never moved faster than Grandpa Joe and Charlie and Mr and Mrs Bucket at that moment. They all got behind the bed and started pushing like crazy. Mr Wonka ran in front of them shouting "Scram! Scram! Scram!" and in ten seconds flat all of them were out of the lobby and back inside the Great Gla.s.s Elevator. Frantically, Mr Wonka began undoing bolts and pressing b.u.t.tons. The door of the Great Gla.s.s Elevator snapped shut and the whole thing leaped sideways. They were away! And of course all of them, including the three old ones in the bed, floated up again into the air.

8.

The Vermicious Knids "Oh, my goodness me!" gasped Mr Wonka. "Oh, my sainted pants! Oh, my painted ants! Oh, my crawling cats! I hope never to see anything like that that again!" He floated over to the white b.u.t.ton and pressed it. The booster-rockets fired. The Elevator shot forward at such a speed that soon the s.p.a.ce Hotel was out of sight far behind. again!" He floated over to the white b.u.t.ton and pressed it. The booster-rockets fired. The Elevator shot forward at such a speed that soon the s.p.a.ce Hotel was out of sight far behind.

"But who were were those awful creatures?" Charlie asked. those awful creatures?" Charlie asked.

"You mean you didn"t know?" know?" cried Mr Wonka. "Well, it"s a good thing you didn"t! If you"d had even the faintest idea of what horrors you were up against, the marrow would have run out of your bones! You"d have been fossilized with fear and glued to the ground! Then they"d have got you! You"d have been a cooked cuc.u.mber! You"d have been rasped into a thousand tiny bits, grated like cheese and flocculated alive! They"d have made necklaces from your knucklebones and bracelets from your teeth! Because those creatures, my dear ignorant boy, are the most brutal, vindictive, venomous, murderous beasts in the entire universe!" Here Mr Wonka paused and ran the tip of a pink tongue all the way around his lips. "VERMICIOUS KNIDS!" he cried. "That"s what they were!" He sounded the K... K"NIDS, like that. cried Mr Wonka. "Well, it"s a good thing you didn"t! If you"d had even the faintest idea of what horrors you were up against, the marrow would have run out of your bones! You"d have been fossilized with fear and glued to the ground! Then they"d have got you! You"d have been a cooked cuc.u.mber! You"d have been rasped into a thousand tiny bits, grated like cheese and flocculated alive! They"d have made necklaces from your knucklebones and bracelets from your teeth! Because those creatures, my dear ignorant boy, are the most brutal, vindictive, venomous, murderous beasts in the entire universe!" Here Mr Wonka paused and ran the tip of a pink tongue all the way around his lips. "VERMICIOUS KNIDS!" he cried. "That"s what they were!" He sounded the K... K"NIDS, like that.

"I thought they were grobes," Charlie said. "Those oozy-woozy grobes you were telling the President about."

"Oh, no, I just made those up to scare the White House," Mr Wonka answered. "But there is nothing made up about Vermicious Knids, believe you me. They live, as everybody knows, on the planet Vermes, which is eighteen thousand four hundred and twenty-seven million miles away and they are very, very clever brutes indeed. The Vermicious Knid can turn itself into any shape it wants. It has no bones. Its body is really one huge muscle, enormously strong, but very stretchy and squishy, like a mixture of rubber and putty with steel wires inside. Normally it is egg-shaped, but it can just as easily give itself two legs like a human or four legs like a horse. It can become as round as a ball or as long as a kite-string. From fifty yards away, a fully grown Vermicious Knid could stretch out its neck and bite your head off without even getting up!"

"Bite off your head with what?" said Grandma Georgina. "I didn"t see any mouth."

"They have other things to bite with," said Mr Wonka darkly.

"Such as what?" said Grandma Georgina.

"Ring off," said Mr Wonka. "Your time"s up. But listen, everybody. I"ve just had a funny thought. There I was fooling around with the President and pretending we were creatures from some other planet and, by golly, there actually were were creatures from some other planet on board!" creatures from some other planet on board!"

"Do you think there were many?" Charlie asked. "More than the five we saw?"

"Thousands!" said Mr Wonka. "There are five hundred rooms in that s.p.a.ce Hotel and there"s probably a family of them in every room!"

"Somebody"s going to get a nasty shock when they go on board!" said Grandpa Joe.

"They"ll be eaten like peanuts," said Mr Wonka. "Every one of them."

"You don"t really mean that, do you, Mr Wonka?" Charlie said.

"Of course I mean it," said Mr Wonka. "These Vermicious Knids are the terror of the Universe. They travel through s.p.a.ce in great swarms, landing on other stars and planets and destroying everything they find. There used to be some rather nice creatures living on the moon a long time ago. They were called Poozas. But the Vermicious Knids ate the lot. They did the same on Venus and Mars and many other planets."

"Why haven"t they come down to our Earth and eaten us?" Charlie asked.

"They"ve tried to, Charlie, many times, but they"ve never made it. You see, all around our Earth there is a vast envelope of air and gas, and anything hitting that that at high speed gets red hot. s.p.a.ce capsules are made of special heat-proof metal, and when they make a re-entry, their speeds are reduced right down to about two thousand miles an hour, first by retro-rockets and then by something called "friction". But even so, they get badly scorched. Knids, which are not heat-proof at all, and don"t have any retro-rockets, get sizzled up completely before they"re halfway through. Have you ever seen a shooting star?" at high speed gets red hot. s.p.a.ce capsules are made of special heat-proof metal, and when they make a re-entry, their speeds are reduced right down to about two thousand miles an hour, first by retro-rockets and then by something called "friction". But even so, they get badly scorched. Knids, which are not heat-proof at all, and don"t have any retro-rockets, get sizzled up completely before they"re halfway through. Have you ever seen a shooting star?"

"Lots of them," Charlie said.

"Actually, they"re not shooting stars at all," said Mr Wonka. "They"re Shooting Knids. They"re Knids trying to enter the Earth"s atmosphere at high speed and going up in flames."

"What rubbish," said Grandma Georgina.

"You wait," said Mr Wonka. "You may see it happening before the day is done."

"But if they"re so fierce and dangerous," Charlie said, "why didn"t they eat us up right away in the s.p.a.ce Hotel? Why did they waste time twisting their bodies into letters and writing SCRAM?"

"Because they"re show-offs," Mr Wonka replied. "They"re tremendously proud of being able to write like that."

"But why say scram scram when they wanted to catch us and eat us?" when they wanted to catch us and eat us?"

"It"s the only word they know," Mr Wonka said.

"Look!" screamed Grandma Josephine, pointing through the gla.s.s. "Over there!"

Before he even looked, Charlie knew exactly what he was going to see. So did the others. They could tell by the high hysterical note in the old lady"s voice.

And there it was, cruising effortlessly alongside them, a simply colossal Vermicious Knid, as thick as a whale, as long as a lorry, with the most brutal vermicious look in its eye! It was no more than a dozen yards away, egg-shaped, slimy, greenish-brown, with one malevolent red eye (the only one visible) fixed intently upon the people floating inside the Great Gla.s.s Elevator!

"The end has come!" screamed Grandma Georgina.

"He"ll eat us all!" cried Mrs Bucket.

"In one gulp!" said Mr Bucket.

"We"re done for, Charlie," said Grandpa Joe. Charlie nodded. He couldn"t speak or make a sound. His throat was seized up with fright.

But this time Mr Wonka didn"t panic. He remained perfectly calm. "We"ll soon get rid of that! that!" he said and he pressed six b.u.t.tons all at once and six booster-rockets went off simultaneously under the Elevator. The Elevator leaped forward like a stung horse, faster and faster, but the great green greasy Knid kept pace alongside it with no trouble at all.

"Make it go away!" yelled Grandma Georgina. T can"t stand it looking at me!"

"Dear lady," said Mr Wonka, "it can"t possibly get in here. I don"t mind admitting I was a trifle alarmed back there in the s.p.a.ce Hotel. And with good reason. But here we have nothing to fear. The Great Gla.s.s Elevator is shockproof, waterproof, bombproof, bulletproof and Knidproof! So just relax and enjoy it."

"Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious!"

cried Mr Wonka.

"You are slimy and soggy and squishous!

But what do we care "Cause you can"t get in here, So hop it and don"t get ambitious!"

At this point, the ma.s.sive Knid outside turned and started cruising away from the Elevator. "There you are," cried Mr Wonka, triumphant. "It heard me! It"s going home!" But Mr Wonka was wrong. When the creature was about a hundred yards off, it stopped, hovered for a moment, then went smoothly into reverse, coming back toward the Elevator with its rear-end (which was the pointed end of the egg) now in front. Even going backwards, its acceleration was unbelievable. It was like some monstrous bullet coming at them and it came so fast n.o.body had time even to cry out.

CRASH! It struck the Gla.s.s Elevator with the most enormous bang and the whole thing shivered and shook but the gla.s.s held and the Knid bounced off like a rubber ball. It struck the Gla.s.s Elevator with the most enormous bang and the whole thing shivered and shook but the gla.s.s held and the Knid bounced off like a rubber ball.

"What did I tell you!" shouted Mr Wonka, triumphant. "We"re safe as sausages in here!"

"He"ll have a nasty headache after that," said Grandpa Joe.

"It"s not his head, it"s his bottom!" said Charlie. "Look, there"s a big b.u.mp coming up on the pointed end where he hit! It"s going black and blue!"

And so it was. A purple bruisy b.u.mp the size of a small car was appearing on the pointed rear-end of the giant Knid. "h.e.l.lo, you dirty great beast!" cried Mr Wonka.

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"h.e.l.lo, you great Knid! Tell us, how do you do?

You"re a rather strange colour today.

Tour bottom is purple and lavender blue.

Should it really be looking that way?

Are you not feeling well? Are you going to faint?

Is it something we cannot discuss?

It must be a very unpleasant complaint, For your backside"s as big as a bus!

Let me get you a doctor. I know just the man For a Knid with a nasty disease.

He"s a butcher by trade which is not a bad plan, And he charges quite reasonable fees.

Ah, here he is now! "Doc, you really are kind To travel so far into s.p.a.ce.

There"s your patient, the Knid with the purple behind!

Do you think it"s a desperate case?"

"Great heavens above! Ifs no wonder he"s pale!"

Said the doc with a horrible grin.

"There"s a sort of balloon on the end of his tail!

I must p.r.i.c.k it at once with a pin!"

So he got out a thing like an Indian spear, With feathers all over the top, And he lunged and he caught the Knid smack in the rear, But alas, the balloon didn"t pop!

Cried the Knid, "What on earth am I going to do With this painful preposterous lump?

I can"t remain standing the whole summer through!

And I cannot sit down on my rump!"

"It"s a bad case of rear-ache," the medico said, "And it"s something I cannot repair.

If you want to sit down, you must sit on your head, With your bottom high up in the air!" "

9.

Gobbled Up On the day when all this was happening, no factories opened anywhere in the world. All offices and schools were closed. n.o.body moved away from the television screens, not even for a couple of minutes to get a c.o.ke or to feed the baby. The tension was unbearable. Everybody heard the American President"s invitation to the men from Mars to visit him in the White House. And they heard the weird rhyming reply, which sounded rather threatening. They also heard a piercing scream (Grandma Josephine), and a little later on, they heard someone shouting, "Scram! Scram! Scram!" (Mr Wonka). n.o.body could make head or tail of the shouting. They took it to be some kind of Martian language. But when the eight mysterious astronauts suddenly rushed back into their gla.s.s capsule and broke away from the s.p.a.ce Hotel, you could almost hear the great sigh of relief that rose up from the peoples of the earth. Telegrams and messages poured into the White House congratulating the President upon his brilliant handling of a frightening situation.

The President himself remained calm and thoughtful. He sat at his desk rolling a small piece of wet chewing-gum between his finger and thumb. He was waiting for the moment when he could flick it at Miss Tibbs without her seeing him. He flicked it and missed Miss Tibbs but hit the Chief of the Air Force on the tip of his nose.

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"Do you think the men from Mars have accepted my invitation to the White House?" the President asked.

"Of course they have," said the Foreign Secretary. "It was a brilliant speech, sir."

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