"Well," Sir Oliver said, "I was hoping for everything, but what you can do for me won"t be a bad position to start from. If I begin as a rich and famous hero, I"m sure I can take care of everything else myself. I accept your offer, my dear demon! And let me tell you, I am nowhere as against the powers of Bad as so many of my fellows. I"ve often felt the Devil has quite a few points in his favor, and is no doubt a much jollier fellow to be with than his dour Opponent in Heaven."
"I appreciate your wish to please me," Azzie said. "But I"ll hear no slander against our worthy Opponent. We qualities of Good and Bad work too closely together to wish to slander each other. Both Dark and Light have to live in the same cosmos, you understand."
"No offense meant," Sir Oliver said. "I have, of course, nothing against Good."
"No offense taken, at least none by me," Azzie said. "Shall we begin, then?"
"Yes, my lord. Do you wish me to sign my name to a parchment in blood?"
"That"ll not be necessary," Azzie said. "You have signified your a.s.sent, and it is so registered. As I explained, your soul is not forfeit for your partic.i.p.ation."
"What do I do now?" Sir Oliver asked.
"Take this." Azzie reached into his cloak and removed a small, intricately made silver key. Sir Oliver held it up to the light and wondered at its workmanship.
"What does it open, sir demon?"
"Nothing. It"s a Moronia double-barreled spell. Put it away in a safe place. Continue your pilgrimage. At some moment-perhaps a few seconds from now, perhaps a few hours, but possibly even so much as several days ahead - you will hear the sound of a gong. That will be the sound the Moronia spell makes when it turns itself on to the Ready position. Then you must take the spell and urge it to join its other half. The thing is internally programmed to do that, of course, but it never does any harm to repeat the command. It will take you to its other half, which is located near a magic horse. The magic horse will have saddlebags, and in one of them you will find a golden candlestick. Am I clear so far?"
"Quite clear," Sir Oliver said. "Find candlestick."
"Then you must go to Venice-if you"re not there already. Soon upon your arrival, maybe earlier, you"ll find that your wish has been granted. There will be a ceremony with appropriate pomp when everyone has finished. You"re released after that to enjoy your good fortunes."
"It sounds all right," Oliver said. "What"s the catch?"
"Catch? There"s no catch!"
"There"s usually a catch in matters of this sort," Sir Oliver said dourly.
"How on Earth would you know what"s usual in the matter of magical stories? Look, do you want to do this or not?"
"Oh, I"ll do it, I"ll do it," Sir Oliver said. "I"m just trying to be careful about what I"m getting into. But it seems, sir, if you"ll pardon my saying so, a lot of fooling around. Why can"t I go straight to the magical candlestick?"
"Because there are a few things you will need to do between the turning on of the spell and the final acclaiming of your great victory."
"These things-they won"t be too difficult?" Sir Oliver asked.
"Now, look here." Azzie"s tone was rough. "You"d better be ready to do whatever is required. If there"s any doubt about that, give me back the key. It"ll go very hard on you if you default."
"Oh, fear not," Sir Oliver said, holding up the key as though to rea.s.sure himself.
"As I said, you will receive further instructions."
"Can you give me a hint?"
"You"ll have some decisions to make."
"Decisions? Oh, dear," said Sir Oliver. "I"m not entirely sure I like that. Well, never mind. I merely need to do what comes up and it"ll all work out well for me, is that correct?"
"That"s what I"ve been telling you," Azzie said. "Evil expects nothing more of a man save that he do his duty and try his best. More cannot be asked in the annals of Bad."
"That"s fine," Sir Oliver said. "I"ll be off then, eh?"
"Good night," Azzie said.
PART SIX.
Chapter 1.
After her release from Pandora"s box, Ylith went to report to the Archangel Michael. She found him in his office in the Old All-Saints Building in West Heaven, where he was going over a great pile of parchment printouts. It was late, and the other angels and archangels had left hours ago. But in Michael"s office, the candles burned bright, for the archangel had been reading reports from his various operatives throughout the universe. What some of them had to tell disturbed him greatly.
He looked up when Ylith came in. "h.e.l.lo there, my dear. Is anything the matter? You look a bit ruffled."
"As a matter of fact, sir, I"ve just had an adventure."
"Indeed? Please enlighten me."
"It was nothing, really. This silly man conjured me, and Hermes shut me up in Pandora"s magic box, and I finally got free with the help of Zeus."
"Zeus, really? Is that old fellow still knocking around? I thought he was in the Afterglow."
"He was, sir, but he projected himself to me in the magic box."
"Oh, yes. I forgot the old G.o.ds can do that sort of thing. But what about the little angels whom you were taking around the English shrines? Is anyone staying with them?"
"As soon as I got free of Pandora"s box I turned the children over to the Blessed Damosel and came here to report to you."
"The Blessed Damosel didn"t mind baby-sitting?"
"She was glad to leave off leaning on the gold bar of Heaven for a while and do something practical. It"s silly, isn"t it, sir, the way poems freeze us into postures we can"t get out of?"
Michael nodded, then said, "I have important work for you back on Earth."
"That will be fine," Ylith told him. "I like visiting shrines."
"Your work on this one will encompa.s.s something more than sightseeing," Michael said. "It involves Azzie."
"Hah!" said Ylith.
"It seems your demonic friend is up to something again. Something decidedly fishy."
"That"s strange," Ylith said. "I saw him just recently in York, and he had nothing more on his mind than attending a morality play."
"That play seems to have given him some ideas," Michael said. "Now there are indications that he is attempting something else. My observers bring me word that he has involved Pietro Aretino, that scurrilous limb of Satan. Given Azzie"s already established proclivity toward the unexpected, I"m sure he"s up to some mischief."
Ylith nodded. "But why should you concern yourself with a mere play?"
"I suspect that it is rather more than "mere." " Michael said. "Judging by Azzie"s previous excursions, notably the matters of Prince Charming and Johann Faust, this new attempt, whatever it is, could bring the forces of Dark and Light once again into direct conflict, and so involve us all in another do-or-die situation. Just when it seemed we could have some peace in the cosmos! These are only rumors, mind you, yet we must give them some credence, put forth as they are by the turncoats we keep in the midst of the Forces of Bad to observe the enemy and tell us what they are up to. Ylith, I need you to do a bit of looking around."