"As long as it hurts people, it"s okay with me," said Ares.
"Now listen up," Michael said. "There are a few points you need to know about weather making."
Chapter 3.
A woman"s voice cried, "Found it!" and there followed a click. Moments later came the sounds of a fence falling.
Oliver rose to his feet to explore the limits of his confines.
There were no limits. So he began walking.
He wasn"t sure where he was going, but since he had a Moronia spell he figured it would all come out all right. The spell pulled and tugged at him, and there was no doubt as to what direction he was intended to walk. He became aware that he was covering great distances. The spell began tugging him to the left, and he followed it.
Soon he was on a beach. He continued walking, and after a while he saw a great cave. There was something forbidding about that cave, and he thought to give it a wide berth, but then he saw a rustic sign nailed up above its entrance: RINGHOLDERS WELCOME. So he went in.
A giant sat on a stool just inside the doorway. "Have you got the ring?" the giant asked.
"Sure do," Oliver said, and showed it.
The giant studied it carefully. "Good, you"re the one."
The giant got up and rolled a boulder toward the entrance of the cave.
"What did you do that for?" Oliver asked.
"Orders," said the giant, sitting down again on his stool.
"So what happens now?" Oliver asked.
"Believe me, you don"t want to know."
"But I do want to know. Tell me!"
"I eat you," the giant said.
"You"re not serious!"
"I am perfectly serious. Did you ever know a giant to kid around?"
Oliver said, "I"ve never done you any harm."
"It"s got nothing to do with that."
"What has it to do with, then?"
"Sorry, buddy, but I"ve got the work order right here. Eat the guy with the ring. That"s what it says."
"What guy with what ring?" Oliver asked.
"It doesn"t say. Just "the guy with the ring." "
"But that could be anyone."
"Look, buddy, maybe they didn"t have time to spell it out any more than that."
"But what if you get the wrong guy?"
"Well, that would be somebody"s tough luck, but it wouldn"t be my fault if I did."
"Of course not," Oliver said. "But they"d blame you anyway."
"How do you figure?"
"Don"t they blame you anyway when something goes wrong, whether it"s your fault or not?"
"You got that right," the giant said. He moved back into the cave. He had an easy chair in back, and a bed and a lantern.
Oliver looked around for a weapon, but there wasn"t anything he could use. He did see, though, that a piece of paper was pinned to the giant"s shirt.
"What"s that attached to your shoulder? " Oliver asked.
"It"s the dispatch ticket they gave me."
"What does it say?"
"Just that I"m to stay here till the guy with the ring shows up."
"Does it say anything else?"
"Not that I can see."
"Let me look."
The giant didn"t think this was such a good idea. He was protective of his dispatch ticket, and he wasn"t about to show it to some stranger. Especially not one he was going to eat.
Oliver could understand all that, but now he was determined to get a look at the ticket. The only thing he could think of "was to offer the giant a back rub.
"Why should I want a back rub?" the giant asked suspiciously.
"Because it feels good, that"s why."
"I feel okay," the giant said, though it was apparent he didn"t.
"Sure," Oliver said, "I can see that you feel okay. But what"s okay? Okay isn"t much. It"s almost nothing at all. How would you like to feel good?"
"I don"t know if I need this," the giant said.
"How long is it since you felt good? I mean really good?"