It was the worst weather that portion of Europe had seen in G.o.d knew how long. Storm clouds rose like swollen purple bladders blown up to monstrous proportions in the sky, and swept in filled with a rain that seemed to possess a living malevolence. The wind blew the lances out of men"s hands. When the wind caught a shield from behind, it converted it into a sail, and if the holder of the shield happened to lose his balance it could blow him halfway across the countryside. Rain lashed at everything. Whipped by the wind into ultratiny drops driven with extraordinary force, it managed to penetrate every crack and crevice of armor or clothing.
Sir Oliver had to scream into his a.s.sistant"s ear in order to be heard. "We"d better take shelter!"
"Aye, sir, it seems the only course. But how are we to pa.s.s the order? Who will hear us in this racket?"
"Something is amiss," Oliver said. "We"d better inform Antonio." For thus he still referred to Azzie.
"He"s nowhere around, my lord."
"You must find him at once!"
"Yes, sir. But where?" The two men looked at each other, and then at the wide gray rain-soaked plain upon which they stood.
Chapter 4.
Zeus wasn"t content with simply serving up foul weather. He and all his children began working on separate schemes to let mankind know they were back.
Zeus left the company of the G.o.ds. He wanted to check out the human condition in its current state.
First he visited Greece. As he had feared, Greek strength of arms had slipped downhill badly since the grand old days of Agamemnon.
He looked around to see what other armies might be available. The rest of the forces of Western Europe were all engaged in one struggle or another. What he needed was a new force of men. He knew now just where he wanted to send them-barreling right down through the heart of Europe into Italy. He was going to start a new kingdom for himself there. His army would conquer, and they would make sure everyone worshiped him"-or they would make war on those who did not. As their reward, he would deal them out glory and treachery. It was the old way, and the old way was always best, especially when it was b.l.o.o.d.y.
But first he had to find a pythoness who could tell him where there was an unoccupied army. A quick consultation of the Prophets" Directory helped him locate the Pythoness of Delphi, currently disguised as a washerwoman in a restaurant in Salonika.
In Salonika he withdrew the cloud of darkness into a large bladder and corked it so that it would be ready if he wanted to use it again. Then he went to the central agora and inquired for the washerwoman on the Main Baths. A fish merchant pointed the way. Zeus went past the ruined coliseum and the decayed horseracing ground, and there she was - a careworn old lady with her large tortoise sh.e.l.l that washerwomen used for wash buckets.
The pythoness had to take a disguise and do her prophesying in secret because the Church didn"t allow pythonesses to continue in their familiar trade. Even owning a constrictor-type snake was against the law as "tending toward forbidden magical practices in the old outlawed style." But this pythoness still did private readings for friends and certain disaffected aristocrats.
Zeus went to her well wrapped in a cloak, but she recognized him at once.
"I need a reading," he told her.
"Oh, this is the finest day in my life," the pythoness said. "To think that I would ever meet one of the old G.o.ds face to face... Oh, just tell me what I can do for you."
"I want you to go into your trance and find out where I can get an army."
"Yes, sir. But since your son Phoebus is the G.o.d of prophecy, why don"t you just ask him yourself?"
"I don"t want to ask Phoebus or anybody like that," Zeus said. "I don"t trust them. Surely there are other G.o.ds you ask questions of, not just us Olympians? What about that Jewish fellow who was around when I was?"
"Jehovah has gone through some interesting changes. But he"s not available for prophesy. He left strict orders not to be disturbed."
"There are others, aren"t there?"
"There are, of course, but I don"t know if it"s a good idea to bother them with questions. They"re not like you, Zeus, a G.o.d anyone can talk with. They"re mean and they"re strange."
"I don"t care," Zeus said. "Ask them. If a G.o.d can"t ask another G.o.d for a little advice, I don"t know what the universe is coming to."
The pythoness took Kim to her chamber, lit the sacred laurel leaves, and piled on the sacred hemp. She took a few other sacred things and strewed them about, got her snake out of its wicker basket and wrapped it around her shoulders, and went into her trance.
Her eyes soon rolled back into her head, and she said, in a voice Zeus could not recognize but which set the hair on the back of his neck to rise, "O Zeus, go check out the Mongol peoples."
"Is there anything else?" Zeus asked.
The pythoness said, "End of message." And then she fainted.
After she had recovered, Zeus asked her, "I thought oracular answers were usually couched in strange and ambiguous terms. This one just came out and said what I was to do in a flat and straightforward manner. Has there been some change in operating procedure?"
"I believe," the pythoness said, "there"s a general dissatisfaction in high circles with ambiguity. It wasn"t getting anyone anywhere."
Zeus left Salonika wrapped again in his cloud of darkness, and turned to the northeast.
Chapter 5.
Zeus visited the Mongols, who had recently conquered the southern Chinese empire. Viewing themselves as invincible, they were ripe to listen when Zeus came riding in.
Zeus found the Mongol chief at his headquarters.
"You and your men have done a fine thing, conquering this vast country, but now you lie around doing nothing. You are a people in search of a purpose, and I am a G.o.d in search of a people. What if we put our needs together and come up with something that will be good for us both?"
"You may be a G.o.d," Jagotai said, "but you"re not our G.o.d. Why should I listen to you?"
"Because I"m offering to become your G.o.d," Zeus said. "I"ve about had it with the Greeks. An interesting and inventive people, but disappointing to a G.o.d who was only trying to bring them good things."
"What do you offer us?"
It soon came to pa.s.s that Mongol outriders, holding high their yak-tail banners, came riding hard through the Carpathian pa.s.ses onto the flat plains of Friuli-Venezia Giulia, and riding through time into the sixteenth century. Zeus had to use all his powers to pull it off. It would have been easy to time-and-place-transport them directly, but it would have spooked the horses.
Panic spread through each resident population long before the Mongols arrived. The word was out everywhere -the Mongols were coming!
Whole families took themselves to horse, or to donkeys, or to oxcarts. The vast majority put what they could carry on their shoulders and streamed out in search of a place of refuge far from their pursuers, the flat-faced fiends with narrow black mustaches. Some people in their flight went to Milan, some to Ravenna. But for the most part, the refugees made for Venice, a city believed to be secure from invasion behind its marshes and lagoons.
Chapter 6.
The Mongols were coming, and extraordinary measures were decreed to protect Venice. The Doge called a special session of the Council and laid certain proposals before it. It was agreed that the main bridges into the city proper should be cut; after that, the Venetians would raid the sh.o.r.es that surrounded them, confiscating all boats in the vicinity capable of carrying ten or more soldiers. These boats were to be taken up to the city itself, or sunk if they proved too heavy to carry away.
The problems of defense were rendered all the more complicated by a serious shortage of provisions. Normally, a constant stream of foodstuffs arrived daily on ships sailing from ports all over southeastern Europe and the Near East. But the recent storms had whipped the Mediterranean into a frenzy and put a halt to seaborne commerce. The city was already on short rations, and conditions promised to get worse.
The Venetians also faced a threat of widespread fires. People were trying to keep dry and warm, and they were often careless while lighting their stoves; the number of destructive fires in the city was greater than anyone had ever known before. Inevitably, there was talk that some had been set purposely, by agents of Venice"s enemies; citizens were ordered to keep a close watch on strangers and to suspect the presence of spies in their midst at all times.
The rain came down in an incessant chatter that was like moist wind G.o.ds talking to each other with loose windows for tongues. Droplets dribbled off mantels and cornices and anything else that ended in a point. The wind drove the rain and broke big drops into little drops.
The water level rose steadily throughout Venice. Water overflowed the ca.n.a.ls and flooded out into the squares and piazzas. It filled San Marco"s Square to a depth of three feet, and it continued to rise. It was not the first time Venice had been bothered by rain and floods, but this was by far the worst anyone had seen.