"Aretino, get it, will you, there"s a good fellow," Azzie said.
Aretino walked over and raised the window. In flew a small, long-tailed sprite, one of the imp family used by the Powers of Dark to carry communications back and forth. It fluttered inside when Aretino opened the window.
"You"re Azzie Elbub?" the imp said. "I don"t want to make any mistakes here."
"That"s who I am," Azzie said. "What message have you brought me?"
"It concerns Mother Joanna," the sprite said. "And I"d better pick it up from the beginning."
Chapter 10.
Mother Joanna had been riding along the high road toward Venice. She had taken a shortcut through the forest, planning to rendezvous with Sir Oliver and then proceed in his company. She was in good spirits, it being a fine day, and all the woods alive with birdsong. A soft Italian sky hung overhead, and little brooks sparkled and invited leaping over. Mother Joanna did not permit herself any such nonsense, however. She guided her magic horse at a sober pace and went on, deeper and deeper into the forest. She had just come to the darkest and gloomiest part of it when she heard an owl hoot. Mother Joanna had a sudden presentiment of danger.
"Who is there?" she cried, for the woods ahead of her suddenly seemed filled with menace.
"Stop where you are," a gruff male voice said, "or I"ll put a crossbow bolt through you."
Joanna looked around wildly, but there seemed no place she could retreat to; the woods were so dense here that she couldn"t even get her horse up to a decent canter. Deciding on discretion, she reined up and said, "I am a mother superior and you risk d.a.m.nation if you so much as touch me."
"Glad to meet you," the gruff voice said. "I am Hugh Dancy, and I am known as the Bandit of Forest Perilous."
The branches parted, and a man stepped forward. He was a strongly built fellow in the prime of life, black haired, wearing a leather jerkin and knee boots. Other men also came out of the tangled underbrush, about a dozen of them. From the leering expressions on their faces, Joanna could tell that they had not seen a woman in a long while.
"Get down off that horse," Hugh ordered. "You"re coming back to the camp with me."
"I shall do no such thing," said Mother Joanna, and she flicked the reins. Her magic horse took two slow ambling steps forward, then stopped when Hugh seized it by the bridle.
"Get down," Hugh repeated, "or I"ll pull you down."
"What do you intend?"
"To make an honest woman out of you," Hugh said. "We hold not with your churchly celibacy. We"ll have you married by the end of the day to one of us."
Joanna dismounted. "Over my dead body," she said quietly.
"It matters not how," Hugh said, just as a loud crashing sound emanated from the brush.
The men blanched, casting frightened glances in all directions. The sounds grew louder as something seemed to draw nearer. "Ah! We"re done for!" one of them cried. " "Tis the great wild boar!" shouted another. "Doomed," said a third.
Mother Joanna leaped from her saddle to the ground. It was not only with hawks that she had hunted.
s.n.a.t.c.hing a spear from one of the bandits, she faced herself in the direction of the crashing sounds.
Moments later, an enormous black boar burst from the brush into the clearing. She positioned herself before it, ramming the b.u.t.t of the spear deep into the earth.
"Come on, you stupid pig!" she called. "We dine on pork chops tonight!"
It rushed toward her and she leaned heavily upon the spear. It impaled itself and lay flowing blood amid snuffles, twitches, and grunts. After a time, it grunted its last grunt and expired.
Placing her foot upon the carca.s.s, she wrenched the spear free and turned toward Hugh.
"We were talking of dead bodies," she said.
He drew back, as did the others.
"We were thinking of such a delightful pastime as this," he said. "We do hope you will join us for dinner shortly."
"Aye!" cried the men as they set to butchering the boar.
"Perhaps I shall," she said.
"Thou art a veritable Diana," Hugh said, "and thou shalt be treated as such."
Chapter 11.
Azzie was annoyed at the news. He was just about to ride off to rescue Mother Joanna when there was another sound at the inn door and in came Rodrigo Sforza.
"Are you the one who sends out magic horses?" Sforza asked boldly.
"What if I am?" Azzie asked.
"I"ve got one. I want a wish granted."
"It"s not quite as easy as that," Azzie said. "There"s some work you have to do first."
"I am quite prepared for that. But tell me, can you, will you, grant me my dearest wish?"
"Yes," Azzie said. "I can. What is it?"
"I want to be known far and wide as a scholar," Sforza said. "I want to be better known than Erasmus, and looked upon as a model of learning."
"Nothing simpler," Azzie said.
"I should mention that I can neither read nor write."
"That need not impede us."
"You"re sure? I thought literacy was a prerequisite for great learning."
"So it is," Azzie said. "But what we are after here is the reputation, not necessarily the real thing. Listen carefully. You will have to undertake an adventure."
"Not a dangerous one, I hope."
"I hope not, either," Azzie said. "But first I have an errand to run. Wait for me here. I"ll be back presently."
Azzie shed his cloak, freed his wings, and leaped into the sky with the sprite along to show the way.