He was brooding over this, sitting under a great oak tree and looking out to sea, when he heard a soft, whispering sound. He listened more carefully. A voice was saying to him, "My boy, what seems to be the trouble?"
Hermes said, "Zeus, is that you?"
"Yes, it"s me," Zeus said, "but only as a ghostly essence. The real me is in Afterglow, where all the rest of us were banished. All except you, of course."
"It wasn"t my fault they carried me over as Hermes Trismegistus," Hermes said.
"No one is blaming you, my son. Just stating a fact."
"I don"t understand how you can be here at all," Hermes said. "Even as a ghostly essence."
"I have a special dispensation. I can manifest my essence wherever oak trees flourish, and that"s not bad, given the circ.u.mstances I"m in nowadays and the prevalence of oaks. Something seems to be troubling you. What is it, Hermes? You can tell your old dad."
Hermes hesitated. He didn"t trust Zeus. None of the Olympians did. They remembered what he had done to Cronus, his father - castrated the poor old b.u.g.g.e.r and thrown his parts into the sea. They knew that Zeus feared the same fate, and so they tended to make sure no one was in a position to do that to him. Even the thought of it made him touchy, and if he was treacherous and inconstant, it was because he thought that was the safest way to keep his cojones. Hermes knew all this, but he also knew that Zeus was a good person to talk to. "Father Zeus, a human has gotten control of me."
"Indeed? How could that have happened?"
"Remember those seals that King Solomon bound some of the fellows with? Well, they haven"t all been retired."
Hermes told him the story, adding at the end, "So what can I do?"
Zeus rustled his leaves and said, "This human pretty well has you right now. Play along, but watch what goes on. When something happens that you can use, then you must act immediately and drastically."
"I know all this," Hermes said. "Why are you stating the obvious?"
"Because I know your scruples, my son. You"ve gone along with these new people and their complicated ideas about the old G.o.ds. You"ve been taken in by their big talk. You think it"s all very profound, this magic stuff of theirs. Well, let me just tell you, it"s all a matter of power, that"s all magic is, and power is nine tenths a matter of trickery."
"All right, enough already," Hermes said. "How am I supposed to get hold of this witch woman for Westfall?"
"That is the easiest of the problems that face you. Go to your sister Aphrodite and ask her for the use of Pandora"s box. She"s been using it for her jewelry lately. It will make a first-rate spirit catcher."
"Of course, a spirit catcher! What will I do with it?"
"You"re the great magician. Figure it out for yourself."
Some time later, Hermes appeared in the graveyard in York, disguised as an eccentric old gentleman. Under his arm was a parcel, neatly wrapped in brown paper and tied with twine. He walked up to Ylith and said in an altered voice, "Miss Ylith? Your friend asked that I give you this."
"Azzie left a present for me?" Ylith said. "How nice!" She stripped away the wrapping and opened the box without thinking. In the lid was a mirror, a sparkly, hazy, multicolored mirror of a type she remembered seeing in Babylonia and in Egypt, a magic mirror, a soul catcher, d.a.m.n it, someone had pulled that old trick on her! Quickly she averted her eyes, but it was too late; her soul, flying out of her mouth at that instant like a tiny transparent b.u.t.terfly, was caught by the mirror and pulled in, and in that moment Ylith"s body collapsed. Hermes caught her and lowered her gently to the ground. Then he closed the cover of the box with a decisive snap. When he had Pandora"s box safely secured with a woven golden cord, he gave a pair of lunching workmen a coin to pick up the body and transport it across town to Westfall"s chambers. "Careful, there! Don"t damage it!" The workmen seemed a bit puzzled and not at all sure they were doing the right thing until Hermes told them he was a doctor who could revive the unfortunate lady, who obviously had suffered a shock brought about by baleful zodiacal influences. Hearing so plausible and scientific an explanation, none of the workmen inquired any further. After all, they were just following doctor"s orders.
Chapter 7.
Westfall wondered what was taking Hermes so long, but he decided it might not be so easy a matter to take a woman away from the world, just like that. He wondered at himself; it wasn"t his usual way of doing things. Had some supernatural creature established an influence over him and indicated to him by subtle means that he should ask for the woman? He wasn"t sure, but he sensed the operation here of something abnormal, something beyond the laws of magic, something that worked in its own way and revealed itself or not as it saw fit.
The long afternoon pa.s.sed; Westfall found a bit of cheese in his pantry, and a heel of bread. He moistened the bread with some of last night"s soup, heated over a little stove he kept in a corner. A draft of wine washed it down, and then he dozed in his armchair. It was a peaceful time until a sound as of the air splitting apart came to his ears. He sprang to his feet, crying, "Have you brought the woman?"
"I have done my part," Hermes said. He waved his hand to dispel the clouds of smoke that had attended his arrival. He was dressed as before, but this time he earned under his arm a small, richly made wooden box.
"What have you got there?" Westfall asked.
Just then came the sound of heavy footsteps on the stairs. A m.u.f.fled voice from outside cried, "Will somebody please get the door?" Westfall went and opened it. Two large workmen came in, lugging between them the body of a beautiful young woman, unconscious, and pale as death.
"Where do you want her?" asked the workman carrying the end with the head and shoulders.
"Just put her down on the couch over there. Gently!"
Hermes paid both workmen and saw them to the door. He said to Westfall, "I have given her into your power. Now you have her body. But I advise you not to fool around with it "without the lady"s permission."
"Where is she?" Westfall asked. "Her consciousness, I
O " mean:
"You mean her soul," Hermes said. "It is right here in this box." He put the box down on one of Westfall"s tables. "Open it when you please, and her soul will fly out and reanimate her body. But watch your step. The lady is more than a little angry, not taking kindly to being conjured when she was trying to do something else."
"Her soul is really in the box?" Westfall asked. He lifted the small brown silver-inlaid container and shook it. From deep within he heard a shriek and a m.u.f.fled curse.
"You"re on your own now," Hermes said.
"But what am I supposed to do?"
"That"s for you to find out."
Westfall picked up the box and shook it gentry. He said, "Miss Ylith? Are you in there?"
"You bet I"m here, you unspeakable piglike thing," Ylith said. "Open this lid so I can get out and get at you."
Westfall turned pale and squeezed the lid down tightly with both hands. "Oh, dear." He looked at Hermes.
Hermes shrugged.
"She"s angry."
"You"re telling me?" Hermes said.
"But what am I to do with her?"
"You wanted her," Hermes pointed out. "I thought you"d have that part figured out."
"Well, not exactly."
"I"d advise you to try to come to some understanding with her. You"re going to have to do that."
"Maybe I"ll just put the box away for a while," said Westfall.
"That would be a mistake."
"Why?"