"Good, by my troth!
Daughter broth,"
said b.u.t.tercup down the chimney pipe.
Then they all began to wonder who it could be that chattered so, and ran out to see. But when they came out at the door, b.u.t.tercup threw down on them the fir-tree root and the stone, and broke all their heads to bits. After that he took all the gold and silver that lay in the house, and went home to his mother, and became a rich man.
GERMAN STORIES
SEVEN AT ONE BLOW
BY WILHELM AND JAKOB GRIMM
A tailor sat in his workroom one morning, st.i.tching away busily at a coat for the Lord Mayor. He whistled and sang so gaily that all the little boys who pa.s.sed the shop on their way to school thought what a fine thing it was to be a tailor, and told one another that when they grew to be men they"d be tailors, too.
"How hungry I feel, to be sure!" cried the little man, at last; "but I"m far too busy to trouble about eating. I must finish his lordship"s coat before I touch a morsel of food," and he broke once more into a merry song.
"Fine new jam for sale," sang out an old woman, as she walked along the street.
"Jam! I can"t resist such a treat," said the tailor; and, running to the door, he shouted, "This way for jam, dame; show me a pot of your very finest."
The woman handed him jar after jar, but he found fault with all. At last he hit upon some to his liking.
"And how many pounds will you take, sir?"
"I"ll take four ounces," he replied, in a solemn tone, "and mind you give me good weight."
The old woman was very angry, for she had expected to sell several pounds, at least; and she went off grumbling, after she had weighed out the four ounces.
"Now for a feed!" cried the little man, taking a loaf from the cupboard as he spoke. He cut off a huge slice, and spread the jam on quite half an inch thick; then he suddenly remembered his work.
"It will never do to get jam on the Lord Mayor"s coat, so I"ll finish it off before I take even one bite," said he. So he picked up his work once more, and his needle flew in and out like lightning.
I am afraid the Lord Mayor had some st.i.tches in his garment that were quite a quarter of an inch long.
The tailor glanced longingly at his slice of bread and jam once or twice, but when he looked the third time it was quite covered with flies, and a fine feast they were having off it.
This was too much for the little fellow. Up he jumped, crying:
"So you think I provide bread and jam for you, indeed! Well, we"ll very soon see! Take that!" and he struck the flies such a heavy blow with a duster that no fewer than seven lay dead upon the table, while the others flew up to the ceiling in great haste.
"Seven at one blow!" said the little man with great pride. "Such a brave deed ought to be known all over the town, and it won"t be my fault if folks fail to hear of it."
So he cut out a wide belt, and st.i.tched on it in big golden letters the words "Seven at one blow." When this was done he fastened it round him, crying:
"I"m cut out for something better than a tailor, it"s quite clear. I"m one of the world"s great heroes, and I"ll be off at once to seek my fortune."
He glanced round the cottage, but there was nothing of value to take with him. The only thing he possessed in the world was a small cheese.
"You may as well come, too," said he, stowing away the cheese in his pocket, "and now I"m off."
When he got into the street the neighbors all crowded round him to read the words on his belt.
"Seven at one blow!" said they to one another. "What a blessing he"s going; for it wouldn"t be safe to have a man about us who could kill seven of us at one stroke."
You see, they didn"t know that the tailor had only killed flies; they took it to mean men.
He jogged along for some miles until he came to a hedge, where a little bird was caught in the branches.
"Come along," said the tailor; "I"ll have you to keep my cheese company"; so he caught the bird and put it carefully into his pocket with the cheese.
Soon he reached a lofty mountain, and he made up his mind to climb it and see what was going on at the other side. When he reached the top, there stood a huge giant, gazing down into the valley below.
"Good day," said the tailor.
The giant turned round, and seeing n.o.body but the little tailor there, he cried with scorn:
"And what might you be doing here, might I ask? You"d best be off at once."
"Not so fast, my friend," said the little man; "read this."
"Seven at one blow," read the giant, and he began to wish he"d been more civil.
"Well, I"m sure n.o.body would think it to look at you," he replied; "but since you are so clever, do this," and he picked up a stone and squeezed it until water ran out.
"Do that! Why, it"s mere child"s play to me," and the man took out his cheese and squeezed it until the whey ran from it. "Now who is cleverer?" asked the tailor. "You see, I can squeeze milk out, while you only get water."
The giant was too surprised to utter a word for a few minutes; then, taking up another stone, he threw it so high into the air that for a moment they couldn"t see where it went; then down it fell to the ground again.
"Good!" said the tailor; "but I"ll throw a stone that won"t come back again at all."
Taking the little bird from his pocket, he threw it into the air, and the bird, glad to get away, flew right off and never returned.
This sort of thing didn"t suit the giant at all, for he wasn"t used to being beaten by any one.
"Here"s something that you"ll never manage," said he to the little man. "Just come and help me to carry this fallen oak-tree for a few miles."
"Delighted!" said the tailor, "and I"ll take the end with the branches, for it"s sure to be heavier."
"Agreed," replied the giant, and he lifted the heavy trunk on to his shoulder, while the tailor climbed up among the branches at the other end, and sang with all his might, as though carrying a tree was nothing to him.