"Dear me!" said the pebble; "_how many fibs doth good bragging need_!"
THE a.s.s AND THE WATCH-DOG
A watch-dog in a village was barking all night to keep thieves off from his master"s house. An a.s.s, who observed this, thought that the dog amused himself by barking. So he brayed all night. When the day dawned, the owner of the a.s.s thought the poor animal had been suffering from some disorder. Therefore he sent for the village doctor, and laid the case before him.
The doctor examined the animal closely, and said, "Friend, you must brand this a.s.s forthwith, else he will soon go into fits and die."
The a.s.s said, "I a.s.sure you nothing is wrong with me; I simply amused myself last night."
"Oh, no," said the inexorable leech; "I know what the wily brute means. He would rather die, and make you the loser, than be branded and recover his health."
So they bound the a.s.s with ropes, and branded him all over with red-hot irons. Some time after the a.s.s moved out to see how the village had fared during his illness. The dog asked why he had been branded. The a.s.s narrated the story. Quoth the dog, "_He that mistakes work for amus.e.m.e.nt must pay for his error_."
THE LARK AND ITS YOUNG ONES
A child went up to a lark, and said, "Good lark, have you any young ones?"
"Yes, child, I have," said the lark; "and they are very pretty ones indeed!" Then she pointed to them, and said, "This is Fair Wing, that is Tiny Bill, and that other is Bright Eye."
The child said, "Yes, at home, we are three--myself and my two sisters, Jane and Alice; and mamma says we are pretty little children, and that she is very fond of us."
To this the little larks replied, "Oh yes, mamma is very fond of us too."
Then the child said, "Good lark, will you send home Tiny Bill to play with me?" Before the lark could reply, Bright Eye said, "Yes, if you will send little Alice to play with us in our nest."
The child said, "Oh, Alice will be so sorry to leave home, and come away from mamma!"
Bright. Eye said, "Tiny Bill will be so sorry to leave our nest, and go away from mamma!"
The child was abashed, and went home, saying, "_Ah, every one is fond of home_!"
THE TWO GEMS
A despot in the East once said to his fawning courtiers, "He that goes round my kingdom in the shortest possible time shall have one of these two gems."
A courtier went round the King, and said, "Sire, may I have the prize?"
"How so?" said the King.
"Why, you are the kingdom, are you not?" said the courtier.
The despot was so well pleased with the courtier that he gave him both the gems.
The other courtiers said, in a whisper, "_Flatterers prey upon fools_."
FAIRY TALES AND LAUGHTER STORIES
SCANDINAVIAN STORIES
THE HARDY TIN SOLDIER
BY HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN
There were once five-and-twenty tin soldiers; they were all brothers, for they had all been born of one old tin spoon. They shouldered their muskets, and looked straight before them; their uniform was red and blue, and very splendid. The first thing they had heard in the world, when the lid was taken off their box, had been the words "Tin soldiers!" These words were uttered by a little boy, clapping his hands: the soldiers had been given to him, for it was his birthday; and now he put them upon the table. Each soldier was exactly like the rest; but one of them had been cast last of all, and there had not been enough tin to finish him; but he stood as firmly upon his one leg as the others on their two; and it was just this Soldier who became remarkable.
On the table on which they had been placed stood many other playthings, but the toy that attracted most attention was a neat castle of cardboard. Through the little windows one could see straight into the hall. Before the castle some little trees were placed round a little looking-gla.s.s, which was to represent a clear lake. Waxen swans swam on this lake, and were mirrored in it. This was all very pretty; but the prettiest of all was a little lady, who stood at the open door of the castle; she was also cut out in paper, but she had a dress of the clearest gauze, and a little narrow blue ribbon over her shoulders, that looked like a scarf; and in the middle of this ribbon was a shining tinsel rose as big as her whole face. The little lady stretched out both her arms, for she was a dancer; and then she lifted one leg so high that the Tin Soldier could not see it at all, and thought that, like himself, she had but one leg.
"That would be the wife for me," thought he; "but she is very grand. She lives in a castle, and I have only a box, and there are five-and-twenty of us in that. It is no place for her. But I must try to make acquaintance with her."
And then he lay down at full length behind a snuff-box which was on the table; there he could easily watch the little dainty lady, who continued to stand upon one leg without losing her balance.
When the evening came all the other tin soldiers were put into their box, and the people in the house went to bed. Now the toys began to play at "visiting," and at "war," and "giving b.a.l.l.s." The tin soldiers rattled in their box, for they wanted to join, but could not lift the lid. The nutcracker threw somersaults, and the pencil amused itself on the table: there was so much noise that the canary woke up, and began to speak too, and even in verse. The only two who did not stir from their places were the Tin Soldier and the Dancing Lady: she stood straight up on the point of one of her toes, and stretched out both her arms; and he was just as enduring on his one leg; and he never turned his eyes away from her.
Now the clock struck twelve--and, bounce! the lid flew off the snuff-box; but there was no snuff in it, but a little black Goblin: you see, it was a trick.
"Tin Soldier!" said the Goblin, "don"t stare at things that don"t concern you."
But the Tin Soldier pretended not to hear him.
"Just you wait till to-morrow!" said the Goblin.