THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES
EDWARD LEAR
The Pobble who has no toes Had once as many as we; When they said, "Some day you may lose them all"; He replied--"Fish fiddle-de-dee!"
And his Aunt Jobiska made him drink Lavender water tinged with pink, For she said, "The world in general knows There"s nothing so good for a Pobble"s toes!"
The Pobble who has no toes Swam across the Bristol Channel; But before he set out he wrapped his nose In a piece of scarlet flannel.
For his Aunt Jobiska said, "No harm Can come to his toes if his nose is warm; And it"s perfectly known that a Pobble"s toes Are safe--provided he minds his nose."
The Pobble swam fast and well, And when boats or ships came near him He tinkledy-binkledy-winkled a bell, So that all the world could hear him.
And all the Sailors and Admirals cried, When they saw him nearing the farther side,-- "He has gone to fish for his Aunt Jobiska"s Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers!"
But before he touched the sh.o.r.e, The sh.o.r.e of the Bristol Channel, A sea-green Porpoise carried away His wrapper of scarlet flannel.
And when he came to observe his feet, Formerly garnished with toes so neat, His face at once became forlorn On perceiving that all his toes were gone!
And n.o.body ever knew, From that dark day to the present, Whoso had taken the Pobble"s toes, In a manner so far from pleasant.
Whether the shrimps or crawfish gray, Or crafty Mermaids stole them away-- n.o.body knew; and n.o.body knows How the Pobble was robbed of his twice five toes!
The Pobble who has no toes Was placed in a friendly Bark, And they rowed him back, and carried him up To his Aunt Jobiska"s Park.
And she made him a feast at his earnest wish Of eggs and b.u.t.tercups fried with fish;-- And she said,--"It"s a fact the whole world knows, That Pobbles are happier without their toes."
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The two great cla.s.sics among modern nonsense books are Lewis Carroll"s _Alice in Wonderland_ and _Through the Looking Gla.s.s_. They are in prose with poems interspersed. "The Walrus and the Carpenter," is from _Through the Looking Gla.s.s_, while "A Strange Wild Song," is from _Sylvie and Bruno_. This latter book never achieved the success of its forerunners, though it has some delightful pa.s.sages, as in the case of the poem given. Lewis Carroll was the pseudonym of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (1832-1898), an English mathematician at Oxford University.
THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
"LEWIS CARROLL"
The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright-- And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily, Because she thought the sun Had got no business to be there After the day was done-- "It"s very rude of him," she said, "To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be.
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because No cloud was in the sky; No birds were flying overhead-- There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand; They wept like anything to see Such quant.i.ties of sand: "If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops Swept it for half a year, Do you suppose," the Walrus said, "That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter, And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, Along the briny beach: We cannot do with more than four, To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him, But never a word he said: The eldest Oyster winked his eye, And shook his heavy head-- Meaning to say he did not choose To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up, All eager for the treat: Their coats were brushed, their faces washed, Their shoes were clean and neat-- And this was odd, because, you know, They hadn"t any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them, And yet another four; And thick and fast they came at last, And more, and more, and more-- All hopping through the frothy waves, And scrambling to the sh.o.r.e.
The Walrus and the Carpenter Walked on a mile or so, And then they rested on a rock Conveniently low: And all the little Oysters stood And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said, "Is what we chiefly need: Pepper and vinegar besides Are very good indeed-- Now if you"re ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried, Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but "Cut me another slice: I wish you were not quite so deaf-- I"ve had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said, "To play them such a trick, After we"ve brought them out so far, And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but "The b.u.t.ter"s spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said: "I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out Those of the largest size, Holding his pocket handkerchief Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," cried the Carpenter, "You"ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none-- And this was scarcely odd, because They"d eaten every one.
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A STRANGE WILD SONG
"LEWIS CARROLL"
He thought he saw a Buffalo Upon the chimney-piece: He looked again, and found it was His Sister"s Husband"s Niece.
"Unless you leave this house," he said, "I"ll send for the Police."
He thought he saw a Rattlesnake That questioned him in Greek: He looked again, and found it was The Middle of Next Week.