THE SHEPHERD OF KING ADMETUS
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
There came a youth upon the earth, Some thousand years ago, Whose slender hands were nothing worth, Whether to plough, or reap, or sow.
Upon an empty tortoise-sh.e.l.l He stretched some chords, and drew Music that made men"s bosoms swell Fearless, or brimmed their eyes with dew.
Then King Admetus, one who had Pure taste by right divine, Decreed his singing not too bad To hear between the cups of wine:
And so, well pleased with being soothed Into a sweet half-sleep, Three times his kingly beard he smoothed, And made him viceroy o"er his sheep.
His words were simple words enough, And yet he used them so, That what in other mouths was rough In his seemed musical and low.
Men called him but a shiftless youth, In whom no good they saw; And yet, unwittingly, in truth, They made his careless words their law.
They knew not how he learned at all, For idly, hour by hour, He sat and watched the dead leaves fall, Or mused upon a common flower.
It seemed the loveliness of things Did teach him all their use, For, in mere weeds, and stones, and springs, He found a healing power profuse.
Men granted that his speech was wise, But, when a glance they caught Of his slim grace and woman"s eyes, They laughed, and called him good-for-naught.
Yet after he was dead and gone, And e"en his memory dim, Earth seemed more sweet to live upon, More full of love, because of him.
And day by day more holy grew Each spot where he had trod, Till after-poets only knew Their first-born brother as a G.o.d.
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Sir William S. Gilbert (1837-1911), an English dramatist, is known to us as the librettist of the popular Gilbert and Sullivan operas, _The Mikado_, _Pinafore_, etc. In his earlier days he wrote a book of humorous poetry called _The Bab Ballads_. Many of these still please readers who like a little nonsense now and then of a supremely ridiculous type. "The Yarn of the Nancy Bell" is a splendid take-off on "travelers" tales," and is not likely to deceive anyone. However, Gilbert said that when he sent the poem to _Punch_, the editor made objection to its extremely cannibalistic nature!
THE YARN OF THE NANCY BELL
WILLIAM S. GILBERT
"Twas on the sh.o.r.es that round our coast From Deal to Ramsgate span, That I found alone on a piece of stone An elderly naval man.
His hair was weedy, his beard was long, And weedy and long was he, And I heard this wight on the sh.o.r.e recite, In a singular minor key:
"Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo"sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain"s gig."
And he shook his fists and he tore his hair, Till I really felt afraid, For I couldn"t help thinking the man had been drinking, And so I simply said:
"Oh, elderly man, it"s little I know Of the duties of men of the sea, And I"ll eat my hand if I understand However you can be
"At once a cook, and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo"sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain"s gig."
Then he gave a hitch to his trousers, which Is a trick all seamen larn, And having got rid of a thumping quid, He spun this painful yarn:
""Twas in the good ship Nancy Bell That we sailed to the Indian Sea, And there on a reef we come to grief, Which has often occurred to me.
"And pretty nigh all the crew was drowned (There was seventy-seven o" soul), And only ten of the Nancy"s men Said "Here!" to the muster-roll.
"There was me and the cook and the captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And the bo"sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain"s gig.
"For a month we"d neither wittles nor drink, Till a-hungry we did feel, So we drawed a lot, and accordin" shot The captain for our meal.
"The next lot fell to the Nancy"s mate, And a delicate dish he made; Then our appet.i.te with the midshipmite We seven survivors stayed.
"And then we murdered the bo"sun tight, And he much resembled pig; Then we wittled free, did the cook and me, On the crew of the captain"s gig.
"Then only the cook and me was left, And the delicate question, "Which Of us two goes to the kettle?" arose, And we argued it out as sich.
"For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook he worshipped me; But we"d both be blowed if we"d either be stowed In the other chap"s hold, you see.
""I"ll be eat if you dines off me," says Tom; "Yes, that," says I, "you"ll be,"-- "I"m boiled if I die, my friend," quoth I; And "Exactly so," quoth he.
"Says he, "Dear James, to murder me Were a foolish thing to do; For don"t you see that you can"t cook me, While I can--and will--cook _you_!"
"So he boils the water, and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true (Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot, And some sage and parsley, too.
""Come here," says he, with a proper pride, Which his smiling features tell, ""T will soothing be if I let you see How extremely nice you"ll smell."
"And he stirred it round and round and round And he sniffed at the foaming froth; When I ups with his heels and smothers his squeals In the sc.u.m of the boiling broth.
"And I eat that cook in a week or less, And--as I eating be The last of his chops, why, I almost drops, For a wessel in sight I see!
""And I never larf, and never smile, And I never lark nor play, But sit and croak, and a single joke I have--which is to say:
""Oh, I am a cook and a captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And a bo"sun tight, and a midshipmite, And the crew of the captain"s gig!""
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John T. Trowbridge (1827-1916) is one of the important figures in modern literature for young folks. He wrote a popular series of books for them beginning with _Cudjo"s Cave_, and many poems, the most famous of which are "The Vagabonds" and the one given below.
Trowbridge"s autobiography will interest children with its story of a literary life devoted to the problems of their entertainment.
"Darius Green and His Flying Machine" first appeared in _Our Young Folks_ in 1867. It is to be read for its fun--fun of dialect, fun of character, and fun of incident. If it has any lesson, it must be that dreamers may come to grief unless they have some plain practical common sense to balance their enthusiasm!
DARIUS GREEN AND HIS FLYING MACHINE
JOHN TOWNSEND TROWBRIDGE
If ever there lived a Yankee lad, Wise or otherwise, good or bad, Who, seeing the birds fly, didn"t jump With flapping arms from stake or stump, Or, spreading the tail of his coat for a sail, Take a soaring leap from post or rail, And wonder why he couldn"t fly, And flap and flutter and wish and try,-- If ever you knew a country dunce Who didn"t try that as often as once, All I can say is, that"s a sign He never would do for a hero of mine.