Caleb held his hands up. "Don"t worry. Wish I had a mom I could love. Mine"s a psycho hose beast who begrudges me every breath I take. Besides, you didn"t make kissing noises at her. So what"s to mock?"
This time. And it was only because Caleb was here that he didn"t.
Caleb put the phone in his pocket and led the way toward Bubba"s store.
As they walked, Nick"s thoughts went back to Stone and the oddity of their meeting. "What do you think Stone was doing behind Liza"s store?" It wasn"t like him to be out alone. His brand of cowardice usual y needed an audience to perform for.
Caleb jerked his chin in the direction of the ful moon. "He was probably prowling around with his buds and found some Dumpsters with trash in them to sniff."
"Huh?"
"It"s a ful moon, Nick. I"m sure the animal in Stone took over.
He was probably trying to teleport somewhere and because of his young age, screwed up the jump. I think he landed behind the dol store "cause Liza was summoning the G.o.ds earlier tonight and her powers cal ed out to him or something. They might have even interfered with his."
Nick snorted at his worthless answer. "Ah, gah, you"re not going to start with al that werewolf c.r.a.p too, are you?"
"You don"t believe in them?"
"I only believe in zombies and only because I"ve seen them today. The rest ... total caca."
Caleb shook his head. "You live in New Orleans and you"re Catholic, not to mention friends with Bubba and Mark, yet you don"t believe in demons, werewolves, or vampires?"
"The only vampires I"ve ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice"s house, who drink strawberry sodas and tel each other it"s blood."
"You"re such a skeptic."
And Nick took a lot of pride in that too. He didn"t like the idea of anyone putting anything over on him. Better to be jaded than a victim. "I take it you"re not."
"I believe in it al ."
"Why?"
"C"mon, Nick, haven"t you ever been walking down the street and just felt the hand of evil brush down your spine? You know that tingle. That sense that something isn"t right, but you don"t know what it is. That"s a demon by your side, boy. He"s sizing you up to toy with."
Nick didn"t believe a word of what he was trying to sel .
"You"re just trying to mess with my head."
"I"m trying to prepare you for the real world."
"The real world is getting a good job, paying your bil s, and keeping your nose clean." Staying off death row.
Caleb gave him an arch stare. "Wow. You"ve total y bought into that namby-pamby status quo."
"It"s not status quo. It"s the truth."
"Whatever you say." Caleb stepped up on the curb as they reached the Triple B. He moved ahead and opened the door to let Nick enter first.
"Store"s closed. There"s no cla.s.ses to-" Mark"s voice broke off as he came out of the back room and saw them.
"Oh. It"s you guys. Come on in."
Nick scowled at the strange welcome. "What"s going on?" Mark didn"t answer as he walked past them and went to the door they"d just entered through, locked it, then turned the closed sign around. "You won"t believe this." He motioned for them to fol ow him into the back room.
Oh goody. He couldn"t wait. Whenever Mark uttered those words, it was always a doozie.
But the minute he entered the back, Nick pul ed up short.
Bubba and Madaug were sitting in front of the computer-oh, that little w.a.n.ker. How could Madaug be here after not picking up the phone al day?
Nick wanted to choke him.
Madaug"s gla.s.ses were slightly askew on his nose as he tugged at his short hair while reading through the code on the screen.
"How did he get here?" Nick asked Mark.
Mark gave him a drol stare. "Walked."
Nick scoffed at him. "Seriously. After al we"ve done to locate him today, when did he pop back in?"
"Couple of hours ago." Mark stood opposite of Nick and Caleb.
Oblivious to them, Madaug pointed to a line of code. "See, Bubba. That"s what I was talking about. This algorithm was designed to subliminal y repress their anterior cingulate cortex while this one stimulated the orbital frontal cortex and amygdala, thereby raising their serotonin levels." Nick scowled at Caleb, who, thankful y, looked as confused as he felt.
Bubba and Mark, however, seemed to be fluent in the geek speak that left him baffled.
"Yeah." Bubba scratched at the stubble on his chin. "But I don"t see how that gave you control of the hypothalamus."
"It doesn"t real y. Only the somatic nervous system should be affected with a smal byproduct of elevated stress in the hypothalamus that should have inhibited his aggressive behavior. What I can"t figure out is how I lost control. What did I miss, Bubba?"
Nick cleared his throat. "I can tel you what I"m missing. A clue. What are you people talking about?" Mark cut a sideways look to Nick. "Zombie Hunter." Nick had to bite his tongue to not respond with no, duh.
"And that would be different from al the other discussions you guys have had how?"
Mark let out an aggravated breath. "Not kil ing zombies, Nick, playing them."
Madaug turned toward Nick to answer. "I invented a video game cal ed Zombie Hunter. That"s what we"re working on." Nick smiled. "Oh, that"s cool. Can I play?"
"No!" Mark, Bubba, and Madaug shouted al at once.
Bubba took a swig of his soda. "Trust us, Nick. This is one game you don"t want any part of."
"Why?"
Madaug pinned a gimlet stare on him. "Because anyone who plays it gets turned into a zombie." Oh yeah right ... Nick didn"t believe that for one instant.
"Bul c.r.a.p."
"Nah, man, it"s true." Bubba indicated Madaug with the can in his hand. "Your little friend here is quite bril iant." Yeah, bril iant at getting shoved into lockers. ...
Nick couldn"t understand how Madaug could be bright enough to figure out how to program a game, but not fly under the radar of the people who wanted to abuse him.
Madaug pushed his gla.s.ses up on his nose. "I learned that a specific sequence of light and sound can actual y alter brain waves and override them. See, the brain is like a computer and if you can bypa.s.s certain programming, you can hack in and change someone"s core hard drive."
Nick had to give him credit, it sounded impressive. "How did you learn this stuff?"
"My mom"s a neurosurgeon at Tulane and my dad"s a research criminal neurologist. They have real y boring conversations at the dinner table and force me to listen to them while I eat my mom"s real y bad cooking. My dad"s doing a study right now on ways to inhibit violent behavior, which is what gave me the idea for the game. I took his notes, did some independent research, and then had Bubba teach me the core programming to build levels for the game that would alter their brain pattern."
Caleb hit Nick in his good shoulder. "See what you can learn when you listen to your parents?" Nick scoffed. "That ain"t what my parents talk about." But if anyone ever wanted to learn how to pole dance or gut a human being, Nick was the one to talk to.
That, however, was another topic and not helpful tonight at al ... then again, the gutting might come in handy if more zombies came for him.
"So who has the game?" Nick asked Madaug.
"I gave a copy to Brian "cause he was always messing with me. I wanted to see if I could reprogram him to stress out whenever he felt the urge to come at me. Instead of getting pleasure, bul ying would increase his fear, and make him pul back. That was the plan."
Bubba took another drink. "He was Madaug"s guinea pig." Madaug looked sick over that comment. "Yeah, and now I can"t find the game. I don"t know who has it, but apparently other people have been playing it which is why we have zombies cropping up al over the place." Bubba snorted. "Yeah, two and three at a time, "cause G.o.d forbid kids should do what we did back in the old days and play in a room by ourselves. What kind of geeks are they raising nowadays? Geeks with friends who play video games together. Whoever heard of such? It"s the end of days, I"m tel ing you al ."
Nick was confused by his outburst. "But, Bubba? Aren"t you and Mark friends?"
"Ah, hel no. Mark"s not my friend, he"s my minion." Mark stiffened. "I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the t.i.tle of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always kil ed off in books and movies and he"d be d.a.m.ned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about kil ing zombies."
"Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn"t that the same thing?
" Nick asked.
Mark laughed. "Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die."
Nick wasn"t about to touch that screwed-up logic.
Bubba ignored him as he continued speaking. "And because Madaug had it programmed to repel Brian from him, we think the programming is backwards and it"s making them seek him out instead. So we need to rework the code to switch them back to normal."
That sounded good, but Nick only had one problem with this theory. "So why are they coming after me?" Bubba and Madaug gaped at him. "What?"
"Two of them, a few hours ago, tracked me down at work," Nick explained. "They almost had me too." Bubba shook his head in denial. "That"s not possible. The programming only works around Madaug and his DNA." Nick held up his good arm to show them the bandage where he"d been bitten. Again. "Possible or not, they tried to turn me into a Nick McNugget."
Bubba grabbed his arm, pul ed the bandage back, and studied his two wounds. "Wel , isn"t that interesting." Nick was aghast at his nonchalance. It might have been funny had it been happening to Stone and not him. But right now, he didn"t exactly have a sense of humor about being a zombie chew toy. "I ain"t your science experiment, Bubba. I don"t want to be interesting and I definitely don"t want to be a nubby treat for the zombies."
Bubba looked at Madaug. "Why would they try to eat Nick?" Madaug shrugged. "I don"t know why they"re trying to eat anyone. Period. The program was to calm them down and make them pa.s.sive. Not aggressive."
"Epic fail, dude," Nick said.
Madaug looked back at his code before he responded to Nick"s outburst. "From what I"ve observed today, when the programming kicks in they attack whoever they"re around. But I haven"t seen them tracking anyone except me and I stil haven"t figured out why they"re stalking me and not quivering in fear."
Caleb crossed his arms over his chest. "You turned them into zombies, Madaug. They"re after your brains." Nick laughed. "I"d say it"s because they"re al mindless jocks, but that might offend you."
"Yeah, and then I"d have to break your other arm." Bubba set his drink down. "Don"t make me have to separate the two of you. I"m out of patience with kids today." He indicated the smashed cabinets from earlier. "I stil wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed."
"I"m a turnip." Nick pointed to Madaug. "Sue the rich kid who started it."
Before Madaug could defend himself, there was a sharp thud against the door, fol owed by the sounds of someone moaning while trying to get in.
Mark leaned his head against the wal as if he were in agony. "Please let that be Tabitha playing a prank." Bubba hefted his ax from its peg on the wal . "Guard the geek," he said to Mark. "I"m going to check it out." Mark moaned even louder. "Please don"t let it be another cop. I"m outta bail money." He looked at Nick. "Wait a minute.
... I could sel you on eBay and make a kil ing." Nick pointed to his busted arm. "Not in my current condition.
You"d have to sel Caleb or Madaug. I"m sure there"s someone wil ing to buy two perfectly good white boys." He leaned forward to look past Mark, who had thankful y bathed the scent of duck urine off him, to see who was at the door.
With the ax c.o.c.ked on his shoulder, Bubba unlocked it and a group of Goths spil ed into the store. They were so excited that they were talking over each other to the point Nick couldn"t understand any of them.
The last one in let loose a whistle so piercing, it echoed. As she turned toward him, Nick recognized Tabitha decked out in pants so tight he was sure they were il egal in some states.
Probably this one.
She looked up at Bubba. "We need supplies, B. Lots and lots of supplies."
Bubba scowled. "Why? What"s going on?"
"Who let loose the zombies?" one of the guys asked.
"Yeah, and they don"t move slow," another inserted. "They"re like super zombie mutants on speed."
The tal est of the guys pointed to his swol en and red eye.
"They look like a rival footbal team that I swear we played a couple of weeks back. Which is how I got the black eye. I was trying to keep Tabitha from committing murder." Madaug moved past Nick, his mouth hanging open. "Eric?
Is that you?"
The one holding his eye turned with a stern frown. His black hair was teased to stand out al over his head like Rob Smith from the Cure. He wore even more makeup than Tabitha, which included black lipstick, guyliner, and black blush. Even his fingernails were painted black. A color that swathed him from head to toe. "What"s my kid brother doing here?"
"Mazel tov, Eric!" Bubba slapped him on the back so hard he staggered. "Your brother is the one who gave us the zombies."
Eric"s face was a mask of disbelief. "You"ve got to be kidding me. Madaug?" Eric turned on his brother then. "What the he-you doing? Mom and Dad are going to ground you for life."
"I know," Madaug said wistful y. "I"m trying to undo it. But ..." He shook his head as if he"d had a thought and was banishing it. "Never mind. You"re worthless. You haven"t pa.s.sed a science test since fourth grade."
Eric shoved him.
Madaug pushed back. "Don"t start with me, you cross-dressing freak. I can"t believe I share a common gene with you. I swear Mom and Dad found you at a rest stop."
"They found you in a toilet drain, jerk weed." Tabitha separated them. "Quit, you two. Save your energy for kil ing what"s important. The undead." Bubba rested the top of the ax against the floor. "Hang on a minute, and I can"t believe I"m about to say this ... but since what we"re dealing with is innocent kids Madaug messed with and a handful of real y stupid adults who should have had a life other than playing video games, and you should consider that"s coming from a gaming addict, we can"t kil them." He pa.s.sed a stern look to Tabitha. "These ain"t the undead, Tabby. They"re living, breathing morons and we have to save them."
Tabitha sighed in disgust. "I"d rather stake them al and let G.o.d sort them out."
"And I"d rather not go to jail for the rest of my life," Eric said sternly. "No offense, but I know what they do to good-looking guys in prison and I"m way too cute to be resisted." Mark snorted. "Pah-lease. Your worse problem what with that black lipstick and long hair is that they"l mistake you for a woman. I highly doubt they"d lock you up with the men dressed in that getup. More like you"d go in with the prost.i.tutes. Hey ...
you know, lockup might not be so bad for you."