"No," I said, shuffling my feet.
"Anyway, what"s all this about a freak show?" she asked. "Have you been staying up late, watching horror films?"
"No," I said.
"Because you know your dad doesn"t like you watching -"
"I wasn"t staying up late, okay?" I shouted. It"s really annoying when parents don"t listen.
"Okay, Mister Grumpy," she said. "No need to shout. If you don"t like my company, go downstairs and help your father weed the garden."
I didn"t want to go, but Mom was upset that I"d shouted at her, so I left and went down to the kitchen. Dad was coming in from the back and spotted me.
"So this is where you"ve been hiding." He chuckled. "Too busy to help the old man tonight?"
"I was on my way," I told him.
"Too late," he said, taking off his workboots. "I"m finished."
I watched him putting on his slippers. He has huge feet. He wears size twelve shoes! When I was younger, he used to stand me on his feet and walk me around. It was like being on two long skateboards.
"What are you doing now?" I asked.
"Writing," he said. My dad has pen pals all over the world, in America, Australia, Russia, and China. He says he likes to keep in touch with his global neighbors, though I think it"s just an excuse to go into his study for a nap!
Annie was playing with dolls and stuff. I asked if she wanted to come to my room for a game of tennis using a sock for a ball and shoes for rackets, but she was too busy arranging her dolls for a pretend picnic.
I went to my room and dragged down my comic books. I have a bunch of cool comic books - Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and and Sp.a.w.n. Sp.a.w.n Sp.a.w.n. Sp.a.w.n"s my favorite. He"s a superhero who used to be a demon in h.e.l.l. Some of the Sp.a.w.n Sp.a.w.n comics are pretty scary, but that"s why I love them. comics are pretty scary, but that"s why I love them.
I spent the rest of the night reading comic books and putting them in order. I used to swap with Tommy, who has a huge collection, but he kept spilling drinks on the covers and crumbs between the pages, so I stopped.
Most nights I go to bed by ten, but Mom and Dad forgot about me, and I stayed up until nearly ten-thirty. Then Dad saw the light in my room and came up. He pretended to be angry but he wasn"t really. Dad doesn"t mind too much if I stay up late. Mom"s the one who nags me about that.
"Bed," he said, "or I"ll never be able to wake you in the morning."
"Just a minute, Dad," I told him, "while I put my comics away and brush my teeth."
"Okay," he said, "but make it quick."
I stuck the comics into their box and stuffed it back up on the shelf over my bed.
I put on my pajamas and went to brush my teeth. I took my time, brushing slowly, and it was almost eleven when I got into bed. I lay back, smiling. I felt very tired and knew I"d fall asleep in a couple of seconds. The last thing I thought about was the Cirque Du Freak. I wondered what a snake-boy looked like, and how long the bearded lady"s beard was, and what Hans Hands and Gertha Teeth did. Most of all, I dreamed about the spider.
CHAPTER FIVE.
THE NEXT MORNING, TOMMY, Alan, and me waited outside the gates for Steve, but there was no sign of him by the time the bell rang for cla.s.s, so we had to go in.
"I bet he"s hiding," Tommy said. "He couldn"t get the tickets and now he doesn"t want to face us."
"Steve"s not like that," I said.
"I hope he brings the flyer back," Alan said. "Even if we can"t go, I"d like to have the flyer. I"d stick it up over my bed and -"
"You couldn"t stick it up, stupid!" Tommy laughed.
"Why not?" Alan asked.
"Because Tony would see it," I told him.
"Oh yeah," Alan said glumly.
I was miserable in cla.s.s. We had geography first, and every time Mrs. Quinn asked me a question, I got it wrong. Normally geography"s my best subject, because I know so much about it from when I used to collect stamps.
"Had a late night, Darren?" she asked when I got my fifth question wrong.
"No, Mrs. Quinn," I lied.
"I think you did." She smiled. "There are more bags under your eyes than in the local supermarket!" Everybody laughed at that - Mrs. Quinn didn"t crack jokes very often - and I did, too, even though I was the b.u.t.t of the joke.
The morning dragged, the way it does when you feel let down or disappointed. I spent the time imagining the freak show. I made-believe I was one of the freaks, and the owner of the circus was a nasty guy who whipped everybody, even when they got stuff right. All the freaks hated him, but he was so big and mean, n.o.body said anything. Until one day he whipped me once too often, and I turned into a wolf and bit his head off! Everybody cheered and I was made the new owner.
It was a pretty good daydream.
Then, a few minutes before lunch, the door opened and guess who walked in? Steve! His mother was behind him and she said something to Mrs. Quinn, who nodded and smiled. Then Mrs. Leonard left and Steve strolled over to his seat and sat down.
"Where were you?" I asked in a furious whisper.
"At the dentist"s," he said. "I forgot to tell you I was going."
"What about -"
"That"s enough, Darren," Mrs. Quinn said. I shut up instantly.
At recess, Tommy, Alan, and I almost smothered Steve. We were shouting and pulling at him at the same time.
"Did you get the tickets?" I asked.
"Were you really at the dentist"s?" Tommy wanted to know.
"Where"s my flyer?" Alan asked.
"Patience, boys, patience," Steve said, pushing us away and laughing. "Good things come to those who wait."
"Come on, Steve, don"t mess around with us," I told him. "Did you get them or not?"
"Yes and no," he said.
"What does that that mean?" Tommy snorted. mean?" Tommy snorted.
"It means I have some good news, some bad news, and some crazy news," he said. "Which do you want to hear first?"
" Crazy Crazy news?" I asked, puzzled. news?" I asked, puzzled.
Steve pulled us off to one side of the yard, checked to make sure no one was around, then began speaking in a whisper.
"I got the money," he said, "and sneaked out at seven o"clock, when Mom was on the phone. I hurried across town to the ticket booth, but do you know who was there when I arrived?"
"Who?" we asked.
"Mr. Dalton!" he said. "He was there with a couple of policemen. They were dragging a small guy out of the booth - it was only a small shed, really - when suddenly there was this huge bang and a big cloud of smoke covered them all. When it cleared, the small guy had disappeared."
"What did Mr. Dalton and the police do?" Alan asked.
"Examined the shed, looked around a bit, then left."
"They didn"t see you?" Tommy asked.
"No," Steve said. "I was well hidden."
"So you didn"t get the tickets," I said sadly.
"I didn"t say that," he contradicted me.
"You got got them?" I gasped. them?" I gasped.
"I turned to leave," he said, "and found the small guy behind me. He was tiny, and dressed in a long cloak that covered him from head to toe. He spotted the flyer in my hand, took it, and held out the tickets. I handed over the money and -"
"You got them!" we roared delightedly.
"Yes," he beamed. Then his face fell. "But there was a catch. I told you there was bad news, remember?"
"What is it?" I asked, thinking he"d lost them.
"He only sold me two," Steve said. "I had the money for four, but he wouldn"t take it. He didn"t say anything, just tapped the part on the flyer about "some restrictions," then handed me a card that said the Cirque Du Freak only sold two tickets per flyer. I offered him extra money - I had almost a hundred dollars total - but he wouldn"t accept it."
"He only sold you two two tickets?" Tommy asked, dismayed. tickets?" Tommy asked, dismayed.
"But that means ...," Alan began.
"... Only two of us can go," Steve finished. He looked around at us grimly. "Two of us will have to stay at home."
CHAPTER SIX.
IT WAS FRIDAY AFTERNOON, the end of the school week, the start of the weekend, and everybody was laughing and running home as quickly as they could, delighted to be free. Except Except a certain miserable foursome who hung around the schoolyard, looking like the end of the world had arrived. Their names? Steve Leonard, Tommy Jones, Alan Morris, and me, Darren Shan. a certain miserable foursome who hung around the schoolyard, looking like the end of the world had arrived. Their names? Steve Leonard, Tommy Jones, Alan Morris, and me, Darren Shan.
"It"s not fair," Alan moaned. "Who ever heard of a circus only letting you buy two tickets? It"s stupid!"
We all agreed with him, but there was nothing we could do about it but stand around kicking the ground with our feet, looking b.u.mmed out.
Finally, Alan asked the question that was on everybody"s mind.
"So, who gets the tickets?"
We looked at each other and shook our heads uncertainly.
"Well, Steve has has to get one," I said. "He put in more money than the rest of us, and he went to buy them, so he has to get one, agreed?" to get one," I said. "He put in more money than the rest of us, and he went to buy them, so he has to get one, agreed?"
"Agreed," Tommy said.
"Agreed," Alan said. I think he would have argued about it, except he knew he wouldn"t win.
Steve smiled and took one of the tickets. "Who goes with me?" he asked.
"I brought in the flyer," Alan said quickly.
"Forget that!" I told him. "Steve should get to choose."
"Not on your life!" Tommy laughed. "You"re his best friend. If we let him pick, he"ll pick you. I say we fight for it. I have boxing gloves at home."
"No way!" Alan squeaked. He"s small and never gets into fights.
"I don"t want to fight either," I said. I"m no coward but I knew I wouldn"t stand a chance against Tommy. His dad taught him how to box and they have their own punching bag. He would have floored me in the first round.
"Let"s pick straws for it," I said, but Tommy didn"t want to. He has terrible luck and never wins anything like that.
We argued about it a bit more, until Steve came up with an idea. "I know what to do," he said, opening his school bag. He tore two sheets of paper out of a notebook and, using his ruler, carefully cut them into small pieces, each one roughly the same size as the ticket. Then he got his empty lunch bag and dumped the paper inside.
"Here"s how it works," he said, holding up the second ticket. "I put this in, squeeze the bag shut, and shake it around, okay?" We nodded. "You stand side by side and I"ll throw the pieces of paper over your heads. Whoever gets the ticket wins. Me and the winner will give the other two their money back when we can afford it. Is that fair enough, or does somebody have a better idea?"
"Sounds good to me," I said.
"I don"t know," Alan grumbled. "I"m the youngest. I can"t jump as high as -"
"Quit yapping," Tommy said. "I"m "I"m the smallest, and I don"t mind. Besides, the ticket might come out on the bottom of the pile, float down low, and be in just the right place for the shortest person. the smallest, and I don"t mind. Besides, the ticket might come out on the bottom of the pile, float down low, and be in just the right place for the shortest person.
"All right," Alan said. "But no shoving."