"It is my belief, brother, that your misogyny is largely theoretical."
"Ay," said Jack, shaking his head. "I love a wench, it is true; but a wench in her right place. Come, Stephen, we must shift our clothes. Tom and Martin will be with us in five minutes."
In five minutes Captain Pullings in all his glory and Mr Martin in a good black coat walked into the great cabin: they were at once offered drinks to whet their appet.i.te (a wholly unnecessary form at this time of the day) and as the bell struck they took their places at table. For the first part of dinner both sailors tried to make both medical men understand, really understand, why a craft that came up to within five points of the wind must eventually overtake another, moving at the same speed but coming up only six points, it being understood that they were both sailing close-hauled. After the roast mutton had gone away, a very mere skeleton, Jack in desperation sent for Reade and told him to ask Mr Adams for some bristol card and to cut out two isosceles triangles, the one with an apex of 135, the other of 11230".
By the time triangles came the cloth had been drawn and Jack would have traced lines showing the direction of the wind and the turning points in port on the gleaming mahogany had Killick not cried out "Oh sir, no sir, if you please: let me stretch lengths of white marline."
The marline stretched, Jack said "Now, gentlemen, the wind is blowing right down the middle, from the Doctor"s waistcoat to mine; the parallel lines on either side show approximately where the vessels go about, beating up into it, towards him. Now I lay the six-pointer"s triangle on the left-hand line with its base at right angles to the wind: I trace the ship"s course, close-hauled, as far as the right-hand line, where she goes about; and I mark the place with a piece of bread. I do the same for each leg until I reach the turning-point of the sixth leg, marked with this dead weevil. Now I take the cutter"s five-point triangle; I do the same; and as you see the cutter"s fourth leg coincides almost exactly with the frigate"s sixth. The distance made good to windward is pretty well four to three in favour of the fore-and-aft rig."
"It cannot be denied," said Stephen, looking closely at the weevil. "But my head is more fully convinced than my heart - such a fine tall ship, that has run down so many enemies of superior force."
"Would a trigonometrical proof please you more?" asked Tom Pullings.
Stephen shook his head and privately drew the weevil towards his plate. "I looked into a book on trigonometry once," said Martin. "It was called A Simple Way of Resolving All Triangles, invaluable for Gentlemen, Surveyors, and Manners, carefully adapted for the Meanest Understanding: but I had to give it up. Some understandings are even meaner than the author imagined, it appears."
"At least we all understand this capital port," said Stephen. "A gla.s.s of wine with you, sir."
"By all means," said Martin, bowing over his plate. "It is indeed capital port; but this must be my very last. I have a ceremony to perform within the hour, as you know, and I should not wish to mumble and stumble my way through it."
After dinner Stephen, who attended no services but funerals, retired to the sick-berth where Owen told him about his voyages to the mainland and islands of north-western America for furs and thence across by the Sandwich Islands, particularly Hawaii, to Canton, or sometimes home by way of the Horn or the Straits, with perhaps a stop at Mas Afuera for seal skins. And about other parts of the South Seas he had been to, especially Easter Island, which Stephen found more interesting than the rest, above all because of the prodigious figures on their exactly-dressed stone platforms, set up by an unknown people who had also left records on wooden tablets, inscribed in an unknown script and an unknown tongue. Owen was an intelligent, clear-headed man, who took pleasure in measuring things and pacing out distances and who, though nearly sixty, still had quite a good memory. He was still talking, though rather hoa.r.s.e by now, and Stephen was still questioning him, when Martin came down for the evening doses and dressings.
"How I long to see Easter Island," said Stephen to him. "Owen here has been telling me more about the place. Do you remember how far off it is?"
"I believe the Captain said five thousand miles; but really, the bottle pa.s.sed with such insistence after the ceremony that I am scarcely to be relied upon, ha, ha, ha."
Padeen of course was present, as loblolly-boy: he had been in a pitiful state of anxiety ever since the cutter was sighted, and now as they all walked into the dispensary he bent to whisper in Stephen"s ear, "For the Mother of G.o.d, your honour will never forget me, I beg and beseech." "I will not, Padeen, upon my soul: I have the Captain"s word itself," said Stephen, and partly by way of rea.s.suring him he went on in an ordinary tone to Martin, "How did the service go? Well, I hope?"
"Oh yes, I thank you. Apart from the pitching, which nearly had us over twice, it might have been a private wedding in a drawing-room. The Captain gave away the bride very properly; the armourer had made a ring out of a guinea piece; all the officers were present and everything was entered in the log and signed. The bride startled me by appearing in a scarlet dress, but she thanked me very prettily when I offered my congratulations afterwards."
"Had you not seen her before?"
"Certainly I had. I went forward earlier in the day to speak to her about the nature of the ceremony and to make sure she understood it - I had supposed she was quite a different kind of woman, barely literate . . . She was still wearing the clothes she had come aboard in, and I must say that although she looked very well as a bride, she looked far better as a boy. Her slight but not unattractive form gave me if not an understanding of paederasty then something not unlike it."
Stephen was surprised. He had never heard Martin make such an unreserved and almost licentious observation: perhaps he was now more a medical man than a parson. And perhaps, Stephen reflected as they rolled their pills and Padeen wound the bandages, this was one of the effects of bringing a woman into a celibate community. He was no chemist, but some of his friends were and he had seen a Swedish savant let a single catalysing drop fall into a clear untroubled liquid that instantly grew turbid, separated, and threw down fire-red crystals.
"Come," said Martin. "We must not be too late. There are to be great doings on the forecastle. Jack"s Alive and hornpipes, of course, and some of the old dances, like Cuckolds All Awry and An Old Man"s a Bed Full of Bones. We used to dance them when I was at school."
"What could be more suitable?" said Stephen.
The Surprise had always been a tuneful ship and much given to dancing, but never to such a degree as this evening, when the crowded forecastle saw the ranks of country-dancers advance, retreat and caper in perfect time despite the swell, while fiddles, horns, Jew"s harps and fifes played with barely a pause on the bitts and even perched on the windward cathead. Hornpipes, with several dancing at once, each encouraged by his own division; jigs; the strange evolutions of the Orkney-men, and their rhythmic howls.
"They are enjoying themselves, sir," said Pullings.
"Let them gather their peasecods while they may," said Jack. "Old Monday he"s a-dying. They will have a ducking before we muster the watch." They both glanced up through the cloud of sails at the thickening sky - barely a star showing through. "But I am just as glad of it. That d.a.m.ned cutter will throw up another blue light in a minute, but we shall not be able to see this one either."
Indeed, as the current hornpipe was ending in feats of extraordinary agility, two faint blue glows appeared far astern, but the third, completing the conventional signal, could not be made out at all.
"Even so," said Jack, "let us keep all standing at eight bells. That fellow is sure to shorten sail for the night: he is not cracking on hot-foot after some thumping great prize. Two escaped convicts without a penny on their heads are not a thumping great prize."
"He might be after promotion, sir."
"Very true. But taking two very small absconders would not win him a ha"porth of promotion, whereas cracking on, being brought by the lee and limping home under a jury-rig would certainly earn him some very bitter words indeed, naval stores being what they are in Sydney. No. With topgallants and royals we shall draw so far away from him in the night that I do not believe even promotion would bring him on, supposing there were any. But in any event I am morally certain that in an hour"s time he will put down his helm and steer for the north side of the island." Jack paused, sniffing the air, taking in the whole vast series of strains and stresses acting on the ship. "Yet with such a top-hamper and the possibility of thick weather ..." A double flash of lightning startled the dancers and a first swathe of warm rain untuned the fiddle-strings. ". . . I should like you to take the middle watch."
It was rare that Captain Aubrey misjudged a naval situation, but at first dawn the next day the thump of a distant gun drew him from his sleep and a moment later Reade appeared in the twilight by his cot. "Captain Pullings" duty, sir, and the cutter is half a mile on our starboard beam. She has thrown out a signal and fired a leeward gun; and she is lowering down a boat."
"What does the signal say, Mr Reade?"
"We have not been able to make out the hoist yet, sir, the light being so indifferent, but we think governor and dispatch is part of it."
On deck a somewhat drawn Pullings said "I am sorry to pull you out of your bed so soon after you turned in, sir, but there you are. She never reduced sail any more than we did: she cracked on to make all sneer again, and she must have crossed our wake about four bells."
"There is nothing to be done about it. Prepare to receive boarders as civilly as we can. Flog the gangway and preddy the deck as far as possible. I shall put on a uniform. Mr Reade, you will have to change those filthy trousers. They seem to be whipping an extraordinary number of objects over the side," he added, from the head of the companion-ladder. Below he roused Stephen Maturin and said "You may call me Jack Pudding if you choose, but that cutter is alongside and I must receive her captain. I shall invite him to breakfast. If you join us, pray do not forget to shave and put on a shirt, a good coat and your wig. Killick will bring hot water." He then roared for his steward: "Uniform: tell my cook to prepare a breakfast fit for visitors and to stand by in case they stay dinner. Pa.s.s the word for Bonden." And to Bonden, privately, "Stow Padeen." Both Jack and Bonden had had a great deal of experience in pressing hands out of merchantmen, hands hidden, often enough, with wonderful ingenuity; and they were confident that no one, unless he were allowed to fumigate the ship with sulphur, could discover their hiding-place.
The boat came slowly across, taking care to row dry with so many packages aboard, and presently a lieutenant, followed by a midshipman, came aboard to the wail of bosun"s calls. He saluted the quarterdeck, which returned the salute, and advanced with his hat tucked under his arm and a waxed-sailcloth packet held in his left hand. "Captain Aubrey, sir?" he said. "I am M"Mullen, commanding the Eclair, and I have been honoured with orders from His Excellency to deliver this to you personally."
"Thank you, Mr M"Mullen," said Jack, taking the official packet with due gravity and shaking M"Mullen"s hand.
"And then, sir, I have a quant.i.ty of mail for Surprise that came in two ships, one after another, just after you sailed."
"That will be very welcome to all hands, I am sure," said Jack. "Mr West, pray have it brought aboard. I hope, sir, that you will breakfast with me?"
"I should be delighted, sir," said M"Mullen, whose red round young face, hitherto solemn and official, now beamed out like the sun.
"And Mr West," said Jack, looking at the Eclairs long-legged midshipman on the gangway, "I am sure the gunroom will look after the young gentleman and see that the boat"s crew have all they want."
In the cabin M"Mullen looked about him with the keenest attention, and on being introduced to Stephen shook his hand long and hard, and in the course of breakfast he said "I had always longed to be aboard the Surprise, and to meet her surgeon, for my father, John M"Mullen, held the appointment in ninety-nine."
"The year of the Hermione?"
"Yes, sir; and he told me about it in such detail that it seemed almost like Troy, with all the people and the places on the heroic scale."
"Mr M"Mullen will correct me if I am mistaken," said Stephen, "but I can think of no more concentrated heroism in the Iliad. After all, the Greeks had ten years in which to accomplish their feats: the Surprises in 1799 had not as many hours."
"I should be the last to contradict Dr Maturin," said M"Mullen. "For not only do I abound in his sense, but my father has always mentioned him with the greatest respect. He told me, sir, that he looked upon your Diseases of Seamen as the most luminous, perspicuous book on the subject he had ever read."
"He flatters me far beyond my deserts," said Stephen. "May I help you to a slice of bacon, sir, and a double-yolked, delicately browned egg?"
"You are very good, sir," said M"Mullen, holding out his plate: and when he had emptied it he said to Jack, "Captain Aubrey, sir, may I beg you to indulge me? I have undertaken to sail for the mainland in half an hour; and if I might spend those minutes in running about the ship with a midshipman - tops, fighting-quarters and so on - and in looking at the sick-berth for my father"s sake, it would make me extremely happy."
"But ain"t you going to stay dinner?" cried Jack.
"Sir, I regret it exceedingly; nothing would have given me greater pleasure," said M"Mullen. "But alas my hands are tied."
"Well," said Jack, and called "Killick. Killick there."
"Which I"m just behind your chair," said Killick.
"Then pa.s.s the word for Mr Oakes," said Jack, with a look that meant "Tell him not to look too squalid, for the honour of the ship."
The moment Mr M"Mullen had left the cabin with Oakes, Tom Pullings came in and said "Sir, the officers and men are very urgent with me to beg you will open the mail."
"No more urgent than I am, Tom," said Jack, hurrying out on to the half deck, where there stood a surprising heap of boxes, chests and bags. With no pleasure Jack recognized the bulk of it as legal papers in corded legal trunks: he heaved them to one side and seized the undoubted mail-sacks. He broke the seals, emptied the contents on to the broad, wide stern-window locker, and hurrying through them for Sophie"s well-known hand he called for his clerk. "Mr Adams," he said, "pray sort these for me, will you. Those for the lower deck may go forward at once."
He carried his own little heap and the official packet away to his sleeping-cabin: there he opened the waxed sailcloth first from a sense of duty; as he had expected it contained three large Admiralty enclosures for Stephen together with a cover from the Governor - compliments, no doubt - and then he laid them all aside for his letters from home. Dear Sophie had at last learnt to number her envelopes, so he was able to read them in order; and this he did with a happy smile set on his face and his soul ten thousand miles away, watching his son"s progress in Latin under the Reverend Mr Beales and in horsemanship under his cousin Diana (a female centaur), and his daughters" in history, geography and French under Miss O"Mara, in dancing, drawing and deportment at Mrs Hawker"s establishment in Portsmouth, progress all more or less supported by notes in their own hands, proving that they were now at least partially literate. But the smile abruptly left his face when he came to a later reference to Diana, to their cousin Diana, Stephen"s wife. Sophie had always been most unwilling to say anything disagreeable about anyone, and when it came to her cousin the adverse criticism was so hedged about, qualified and softened that its meaning was not at all easy to catch. Something was amiss, but a second reading did not make it clear and he had no time for a third before Oakes knocked at the door and said "If you please, sir, Mr M"Mullen wishes to take his leave."
"Thank you, Mr Oakes: pray let the bosun know." Jack came on deck and found M"Mullen poised to go, the Eclair lying to within pistol-shot.
"I thank you very heartily indeed, sir," he said, "and give you joy of the finest sixth-rate I have ever seen, finer even than my father told me."
They parted on the kindest terms: the cutter put before the wind and spread her wings. When last seen she was setting topgallant studdingsails, tearing away to a young woman in the suburbs of Sydney. But long before this Jack had returned to the great cabin, followed by all the officers, and when he had handed round their post he said "Gentlemen: although Mr Oakes may leave us at the next convenient port in South America, since the Surprise carries no wives, in the meantime he remains a midshipman and must be treated by all hands with the respect due to anyone who walks the quarterdeck. The same of course applies to Mrs Oakes. I intend inviting them to dinner and I look forward to the pleasure of your company."
They all bowed, said they would be charmed, delighted, very happy, and hurried off to read their letters. Jack, having pa.s.sed the ma.s.sive enclosures to Stephen, went back to his sleeping cabin; and he was about to return to Ashgrove Cottage and this question of Diana when the Governor"s envelope, addressed to Captain Aubrey, Royal Navy, MP, FRS, etc. etc., struck him as larger than usual for even very flowery compliments.
Yes, indeed. These were orders, wholly official and direct; and like most orders they left the door ajar, so that the man who carried them out could be blamed for either closing or opening it. There had been trouble in Moahu, an island to the south of the Sandwich group: British ships had been detained and British mariners misused. It appeared that there was a war in progress between the queen of the southern part and a rival from the north: Captain Aubrey would proceed to Moahu without a moment"s loss of time and take appropriate measures to secure the release of the ships and their crews. It appeared that the forces were evenly balanced. The presence of His Majesty"s ship would no doubt decide the issue. On mature consideration Captain Aubrey would decide which side was the more likely to acknowledge British sovereignty and receive a resident counsellor with an adequate guard, and he would bring his influence to bear in favour of that side: it was desirable that there should be only one ruler for Government to deal with. Although any unnecessary bloodshed was to be deprecated, if moral force proved insufficient to induce compliance, Captain Aubrey would consider other arguments. Moahu was of course British, Captain Cook having taken possession of the archipelago in 1779; and Captain Aubrey would bear in mind the importance of the island as a base for the fur-trade between north-west America and Canton on the one hand and for a potentially far more important commerce with Korea and j.a.pan on the other. He would also reflect upon the benefits likely to accrue to the inhabitants from British protection, a settled administration . . . superst.i.tion, barbarous customs, undesirable practices . . . medical instruction . . . enlightenment . . . missionary stations . . . commercial development. Jack"s eye skimmed over the usual set piece at the end, but he did notice that it had been written in haste and that although the variation about the end justifying the means had been thought better of, there had been no time to write the whole afresh and the words had been attempted to be scratched out, which gave them a ghostly emphasis.
Moahu. Jack walked into the great cabin, to the chart table, and having pored over it he returned to the quarterdeck and said "Mr Davidge, we will alter course, if you please: north-north-east. Spritsail and spritsail topsail; the staysails I need not name."
The guests - there were only seven of them - gathered in the coach, normally Stephen"s sleeping-cabin when he did not prefer to go down to his little booth opening off the gunroom and at all times his study, but now tweaked and scrubbed into the likeness of an ante-room; and when Stephen himself appeared Martin said to him "I am so sorry about Easter Island."
"So am I," said Stephen. "I was vexed to the heart when first the Captain told me, but now I count it as just one more disappointment in a radically miserable life; and I console myself that the ornithology of these new islands has barely been touched upon. I understand that Moahu is no great way from Hawaii, which is known to possess a wide variety of honeysuckers and even a gallinule with a scarlet forehead."
"Yes. And presently you will also have the consolation of seeing Mrs Oakes in the remarkable scarlet gown I told you about."
The door opened, but no scarlet gown appeared. The blue cotton that protected Jack"s bolt of silk had been transformed by Heaven knows what ingenuity and pains into a dress that looked very well with a seaman"s black sh.o.r.e-going Barcelona handkerchief worn over it as a fichu. Jack stepped forward to welcome Mrs Oakes and her husband, and in due course he led her, followed by all the rest, into the great cabin: it was more than usually splendid, for although the long table, ablaze with silver, was laid for eight, and they spread well apart, there was still a great deal of s.p.a.ce on every hand, a s.p.a.ce filled with the sun reflected from the wake and the dancing sea, vivid and full of life, flooding in through the stern sash-lights, a range of windows running across the whole width, a fourth and inwardly slanting wall of bright gla.s.s panes that made the cabin the most beautiful room in the world. Clarissa Oakes looked about her with evident pleasure, but she said nothing as he sat her on his right hand and the other chairs began to fill: Davidge was opposite her and Reade was on her right with Martin over against him. Tom Pullings was of course at the foot of the table with Oakes on his right hand and Stephen on his left. There were few seamen servants and no red-coated Marines, only Killick behind Jack"s chair and his mates to carry dishes and bottles, Padeen behind Stephen"s, and a young foretopman each for Pullings and Davidge, but the scene had a seamanlike grandeur in which a twelve-pounder on either side did not look at all out of place.
"We had an agreeable visitor this morning, ma"am," said Jack, helping her to soup. "The captain of the Eclair. He was most uncommon eager to see the ship, because his father had served in her in ninety-nine, the year of her famous action at Puerto Cabello. Well, I say famous - a trifle of sherry, ma"am? It is a very innocent little wine - because it made a great deal of noise in the service; but I do not suppose you ever heard of Puerto Cabello or the Hermione by land?"
"I do not believe I ever did, sir, though naval actions have fascinated me ever since I was a child. Please would you tell me about Puerto Cabello? A first-hand account of a battle at sea would be of the very first interest."
"Alas, I was not there. How I regret it! I was indeed a midshipman in the Surprise at one time, but that was some years before. However, I will give you a bald statement of the facts. Mr Martin, the bottle stands by you, sir. Well, the Hermione was in the hands of the Spaniards, who at that time were our enemies, allied to the French: I will not go into how they came to have her because it is not to the point, but there she was, lying in Puerto Cabello on the Spanish Main, moored head and stern between two very powerful batteries at the mouth of the harbour, yards crossed, sails bent and all ready for sea.
"Captain Hamilton - Edward Hamilton, not his brother Charles - who then had the Surprise, took her in to have a look at the Hermione. She was a thirty-two gun frigate and 365 men aboard: the Surprise had twenty-eight guns and 197 men and boys: but he decided to cut her out, and his people agreed. He had room for only 103 in his six boats, so he made a very careful plan of attack and explained it as clearly as ever he could. An hour or so after sunset, and all wearing blue -not a sc.r.a.p of white anywhere - they set off in two divisions, the captain in the pinnace with the gunner, a mid and 16 hands; the launch with the first lieutenant - who was the first of the Surprise at Puerto Cabello, Captain Pullings?"
"Frederick Wilson, sir: and the midshipman was Robin Clerk, now master of the Arethusa."
"Aye. And then there was the jolly-boat with another mid, the carpenter and eight men. The next division was made up of the gig, commanded by the surgeon, our friend M"Mullen"s father, and 16 men . . . but I must not be too particular. Six boats in all, counting the two cutters. So they pulled along, each division in tow, and each boat with a distinct task. The jolly-boat for example was to board on the starboard quarter, cut the stern cable and send two men aloft to loose the mizen topsail. It was a dark night with a smooth sea and a breeze off the land and all went swimmingly until they were within a mile of the Hermione, when they were seen by two Spanish gunboats rowing guard. "Be d.a.m.ned to them," said Hamilton. He cut the tow, gave three cheers and dashed straight for the frigate, confident that all the rest would follow him. But some of them, eager to be knocking Spaniards on the head, set about these wretched gunboats and Captain Hamilton and his boat"s crew found themselves almost alone when they boarded on the starboard bow and cleared the forecastle. There was a tremendous din going on and they found to their astonishment that the Spaniards were at quarters below them blazing away with the great guns at some imaginary foe that had not yet arrived. So the Surprises made their way aft along the gangway for the quarterdeck, where they met with violent resistance. By now the Doctor and the gig"s crew had boarded on the larboard bow, but forgetting that they were to rendezvous on the quarterdeck they went for the Spaniards on the gangway and cut them up most dreadfully; but this left Hamilton alone on the quarterdeck and four Spaniards knocked him down. Happily some Surprises darted aft and rescued him and a moment later the Marines boarded on the larboard gangway, formed, fired a volley down the after hatchway and then charged with fixed bayonets. But there were a very great many Spaniards aboard and it was still nip and tuck until the Surprises managed to cut the bower cable, whereupon they loosed the foretopsail and with the boats towing the Hermione stood out to sea. The batteries fired at her of course as long as she was in gunshot, but they only knocked away the gaff and some rigging; and by two in the morning she was out of range with all prisoners secured. In that bout the Surprise had no one killed and only twelve wounded, though the poor gunner - I knew him well - who steered the Hermione as she made her offing, was shockingly knocked about. The Spaniards, out of 365, had 119 killed and 97 wounded. Captain Hamilton was knighted, and after that the Surprise was nearly always allowed a third lieutenant, an unofficial but a customary indulgence."
"Heavens, sir, that was a famous victory," cried Mrs Oakes, clasping her hands.
"So it was, ma"am," said Jack. "Allow me to carve you a little of this soused hog"s face. Mr Martin, the bottle stands by you, sir. But in a way your running fight, tearing down the Channel for example in a heavy sea with all possible sail aboard, a lee-sh.o.r.e within pistol-shot, both sides evenly matched and both blazing away like Guy Fawkes" night is even finer. Mr Davidge, could you tell about the Amethyst and the Thetis in the year eight, do you think? Lord, that was such an action!"
"Pray do, Mr Davidge," said Mrs Oakes. "Nothing could please me more."
"A gla.s.s of wine with you, Mr Davidge, while you collect your mind," said Jack, at the same time filling Mrs Oakes"s.
"Well, ma"am," said Davidge, wiping his mouth, "in the autumn of that year we were close in with the coast of Brittany, the wind at east-north-east, a topgallant breeze, when late in the evening we saw a ship - a heavy frigate she proved to be - slip out of Lorient, steering west by south. We instantly wore in chase ..."
The tales followed one another, each amplified with details, names, accounts of various officers by the rest of the table, a fine general hum of talk accompanying but never breaking the central theme; and all this time Jack, true to the naval tradition, filled and refilled his guest"s winegla.s.s. While he was calling down the table, asking Pullings who it was that had taken the Eclair in the first place, she said privately, "Mr Reade, I am sadly ignorant, but I have never dined with the Royal Navy before, and I do not know whether ladies usually retire."
"I believe they do, ma"am," whispered Reade, smiling at her, "but not until we have drunk the King; and, you know, we drink him sitting down."
"I hope I shall hold out till then," she said; and in fact she was still upright, steady, hardly flushed at all and by no means too talkative (which could not be said for her husband) when the port came round and Jack, with a formal cough, said "Mr Pullings, the King."
"Madam and gentlemen," said Pullings, "the King."
"Well, sir," said Clarissa Oakes, turning to Jack when she had done her loyal duty, "that was a delightful dinner, and now I shall leave you to your wine; but before I go may I too give a toast? To the dear Surprise, and may she long continue to astonish the King"s enemies."
CHAPTER THREE.
After this quite brilliant occasion Clarissa Harvill or rather Oakes faded from Stephen Maturin"s immediate attention. He saw her of course every fine day - and the Surprise sailed north-north-east through a series of very fine, indeed heart-lifting days until she reached the calms of the equator - sitting well aft on the leeward side of the quarterdeck, taking the air, or sometimes on the forecastle, where the little girls taught her games with string, cradles far beyond the reach of any European cat; but although he saw her and nodded and spoke, this was a time when he was very much taken up with his intelligence work, and even more so with trying to decipher Diana"s letters and make out what underlay their sparsity, brevity and sometimes incoherence. He loved his wife very dearly, and he was perfectly prepared to love his unseen daughter with an equal warmth of affection; but he could not really get at either through the veil of words. Diana had never been much of a correspondent, usually limiting herself to times of arrival or departure or names of guests invited, with brief statements of her health - "quite well" or "cracked a rib when Tomboy came down at Dray ton"s oxer". But her notes or letters had always been perfectly straightforward: there had never been this lack of real communication - these lists of horses and their pedigrees and qualities that filled paper and told him nothing: very little about Brigid after a short account of her birth - "most unpleasant; an agonizing bore; I am glad it is over" - apart from the names of unsatisfactory nurses and the words "She seems rather stupid. Do not expect too much." Unlike Sophie Diana did not number her letters, nor did she always date them with anything more than the day of the week, so although there were not a great many of them he found it impossible to arrange the series in any convincing order; and often when he should have been decoding the long reports from Sir Joseph Blaine, who looked after naval intelligence, he found himself rearranging the sequence, so that Diana"s ambiguous phrases took on a different meaning. Two or three things were clear, however: that she was not very happy; that she and Sophie had disagreed about entertainments, Sophie and her mother maintaining that two women whose naval husbands were away at sea should go out very little, certainly not to a.s.semblies where there was dancing, and should receive even less - only immediate family and very old friends. And that Diana was spending a good deal of time at Barham Down, the big remote house with extensive grazing and high down-land she had bought for her Arabians, rather than at Ashgrove Cottage, driving herself to and fro in her new green coach.
He had hoped that having a baby would make a fundamental change in Diana. The hope had not been held with much conviction, but on the other hand he had never thought that she would be quite so indifferent a mother as she appeared in these letters, these curiously disturbing letters.
They were worrying in what they said and perhaps more so in their silences; and Jack"s behaviour made him uneasy too. Ordinarily when letters came from home they read pieces out to one another: Jack did so still, telling him about the children, the garden and the plantations; but there was a constraint -almost nothing about Barham Down or indeed Diana herself - and it was not at all the same frank and open interchange.
As Jack worked his way systematically through Sophie"s letters he found that her very strong reluctance to say anything unpleasant gradually diminished, and by the time he read the last he knew that the baby "was perhaps a little strange" and that Diana was drinking heavily. But he had also been told with great force that he must not say anything; that Sophie might be quite mistaken about Brigid - babies often looked strange at first and turned out charming later - and that Diana might be entirely different once she had Stephen at home again. In any case it would be pointless and wicked to put poor dear Stephen on a rack for the rest of the voyage and Sophie knew that Jack would not say anything at all.
This was bad. But there had been an area of silence between Jack and his friend years ago, and about Diana too, before Stephen and she were married. On the other hand, from their very first days at sea together, there had never been anything that Jack had had to keep from him in the line of naval warfare: intelligence and action complemented one another and Captain Aubrey had often been officially told in so many words to consult with Dr Maturin and seek his advice. This time however his orders made no mention of Stephen at all: was the omission deliberate or did it arise merely from the fact that they originated in Sydney rather than Whitehall? The second was the probable answer, since the occasion for the orders, the trouble in Moahu, had only just arisen; but there was a faint possibility that Sydney, informed by Whitehall, might know as much about Dr Maturin"s views on colonialization, muscular "protection", and the government of one nation by another as did Jack, who had so often heard him speaking of "that busy meddling fool Columbus and that infernal Borgia Pope", of "the infamous Alexander", "that scoundrel Julius Caesar" and now worst of all "the scelerate Buonaparte". It seemed to him that he was now bound to offend Stephen either by asking him to collaborate in what might look very like annexation or to wound him by an evident neglect. Some infinitely welcome compromise might present itself in time, but for the moment it was a worrying position; and this was not Jack Aubrey"s only source of worry either. Not long since, he had succeeded to two inheritances, the first on his father"s death, which brought him the much-enc.u.mbered Woolhampton estate, and the second on that of his very aged cousin Edward Norton, whose much more considerable possessions included the borough of Milport, which Jack represented in Parliament (there were only seventeen electors, all of whom had been Cousin Edward"s tenants). And inheritance, above all the inheritance of land, brought with it a ma.s.s of legal procedures to be followed, duties to be paid, oaths to be sworn: Jack had always been aware of the fact and he had always said "Fortunately there is Mr Withers to deal with the whole thing". Mr Withers being the Dorchester attorney, the family"s man of business, who had looked after both estates ever since Jack was a midshipman.
But while Jack was on the high seas - in the Straits of Maca.s.sar, to be exact - Mr Withers died, and his successor could think of nothing wiser to do than to send a great ma.s.s of papers, asking for instructions on scores or even hundreds of such matters as enclosures, mineral rights, and the disputed successions to Parsley Meadows, which had been in Chancery these twelve years, matters of which Jack knew nothing but which he was now trying to reduce to order with the help of his clerk Adams in spite of the contradictions at every turn, missing doc.u.ments, vouchers, receipts.
"At least," he said, coming into Stephen"s cabin with a sheet of papers, "I have the particulars of the advowsons I told you about some time ago. But tell me, is Martin an idoneous person?"
"Idoneous for what?"
"Oh, just idoneous. Two of the livings, if you can call them livings, are vacant; and this letter says I am required to present an idoneous person."
"As far as benefices are concerned no one could be more idoneous, fitting or suitable than Martin, since he is an Anglican clergyman."
"That makes him idoneous, does it? I was not aware. Well, here are the particulars of those in my gift: Fenny Horkell and Up h.e.l.lions are the vacant ones, and they should have been filled before this; but since I am on active service the Bishop has to wait until I can send home. They are in the same diocese, in spite of being so far apart. I am afraid neither could be called anything remotely like a plum, but Fenny Horkell has a decent house, built by a wealthy parson forty years ago for the sake of the fishing, which I know Martin would enjoy: it has sixty acres of glebe, poor plashy stuff, but it has the Test flowing through from one end to the other; yet the t.i.the only amounts to 47.15.0, although there are 356 parishioners. The next, Up h.e.l.lions, is rather better, with 160 a year and 36 acres of glebe - excellent wheat land - extraordinary number of hares - and there are only 137 souls to look after. If they interested Martin he could have a curate in h.e.l.lions, a dreary place, as the other man did." As Stephen said nothing Jack went on "I suppose you would not care to put it to him? I feel a little awkward about offering what might be looked upon as a favour, though a precious meagre one, above all with this monstrous income-tax. Perhaps he might prefer to wait for Yarell, with more than three times the income. It is held by the Reverend Mr Cicero Rabbetts, a very ancient gentleman, well over seventy, who lives in Bath."