Chapter 277 - Small Tinkers the size of a fingernailCough cough … Who goes to see how long a section of their index finger is? Haha! Yes, yes. It was the sixth fragment of the night. Hearing this, everyone"s interest was piqued. An image? What image? He could not help but turn to look at Tang Yu, and p.r.i.c.ked up his ears to listen.
Needless to say, no matter who it was, everyone liked to hear gossip. Even Murong Qian himself couldn"t help but feel that she was listening to it.
"Hmph, deliberately mystifying!"
The second elder snorted, "Since you can see through me, then tell me what kind of illness I have and I will see how you can see through me!"
"Do we really have to speak in front of so many people?" Tang Yu had a strange expression on his face as he said, "I"ve already said that it would damage your image. Although I can understand it, I don"t know what everyone is thinking."
"Shameless?"
The Second Elder said faintly: "I am only trying to verify if you really have the ability. If what you say is true, then even if it is detrimental to your image, what can it do? Am I the kind of person who can"t afford to lose? "
"Second Elder, you are really great. I applaud your courage and dedication!"
Tang Yu said sincerely: "Since that"s the case, I will explain to you the problems on your body in detail. The first point is, you"re fat! "
When he said that, everyone was startled, Xiao Yu could not hold back and burst out laughing. This Tang Yu was too funny! Everyone could tell that the Second Elder was fat!
"Kid, are you kidding me?" The Second Elder"s eyebrows trembled as he spoke with a dark expression.
"No, Second Elder, what I said was the truth. Fatty is also sick!"Tang Yu did not laugh, but said with a serious face: "When a person gets fat, the fat in their body will bring a huge burden to their body. If they suppress their heart, it will cause them to have difficulty breathing."
"Although you are an expert and have the use of a Ture Qi, such a situation wouldn"t occur, you still need to pay attention. Once you have lost your Ture Qi, it will be hard for you to breathe while lying down. "
"What nonsense are you talking about? These questions that everyone knows about, is there any meaning in your words!" The corners of the Second Elder"s mouth curled into a cold smile as he spoke.
Looking at Tang Yu who kept saying that this was nothing, he felt a wave of disdain. As expected, his guess was right. He could not tell what was going on in his body, so he could only talk nonsense here!
"No, you"re wrong again."
Tang Yu said indifferently: "It"s still better for me to tell you about this illness. Even though it"s small, but if I don"t say anything, doesn"t that mean I didn"t notice? "Now, let"s begin to speak the truth.""Really?"
Hearing that, Doctor Wuming was startled, he looked at Tang Yu and asked: "G.o.dly Doctor Tang, isn"t the Second Elder just sick like Fatty? He is in such good health, is there anything else I can"t see?"
"Indeed, you didn"t notice."
Tang Yu stared at the Second Elder"s groin in all seriousness, and said: "If I"m not wrong, the Second Elder"s Little Ding Ding"s growth is abnormal, this is a serious illness!""Pfft!"
The moment he said this, everyone on the scene immediately burst out laughing! Does little Tintin develop abnormally? This... You can even tell such a thing? At this moment, everyone wanted to laugh, but they did not dare to laugh in front of the Second Elder.
"b.a.s.t.a.r.d, what nonsense are you spouting!" At this moment, the Second Elder"s expression changed as he spoke harshly.
"What I said was true." Tang Yu looked at the Second Elder innocently, and said: "It"s just that, it"s not like you can take off your pants and test it out."Just then, Little Hair grinned and asked shamelessly: "G.o.dly Doctor Tang, how long do you think our second elder"s Little Ding Ding is?"
He was the only one who dared to ask, because he ran the fastest and even the Second Elder could not catch up! He was already prepared. If the Second Elder wanted to make a move, he would immediately run!Hearing his question, everyone held their breath, and listened to Tang Yu"s answer. They were also interested in this!
"How big is this? How can I describe it to you?"Tang Yu was at a loss. Suddenly, Tang Yu"s eyes lit up and extended his index finger!
Upon seeing this, everyone was stunned. Was it as long as a finger? Was it that short? It seems to have been a long time!
But, in the next moment, Tang Yu"s fingers closed in, and said with all seriousness: "Un. I calculated that it should only be as long as a knuckle of my index finger. Hmm, it should be two millimeters shorter than this! "When those words came out, everyone stared at their knuckles and immediately burst into laughter. That little furry guy was about to burst into laughter until he was about to cry! That was so funny!
At this moment, they were truly unable to contain themselves. A finger the size of a knuckle, and it had to be two millimeters smaller. Wasn"t this the same as a fingernail?
It was hard to imagine a fingernail-sized "Ding Ding"!
Everyone suddenly came to a realization. No wonder, no wonder, among these few elders, only the Second Elder had always been single.
Hearing the ear-piercing laughter of the crowd and seeing how everyone mocked him, the Second Elder"s face turned green and red. The aura around his body instantly erupted as he prepared to attack Tang Yu! This b.a.s.t.a.r.d, he actually said such words in public. He was determined to kill this fellow!"Second Elder, are you angry and want to attack?"
Tang Yu was not afraid in the slightest, and only said indifferently: "When you were young, it was when you were growing up, but when you didn"t cultivate properly, it directly caused your Little Ding Ding to develop unnaturally, and from my point of view, it should have stopped when you were four or five years old. Second Elder, speak frankly. Am I right? "
At this moment, the second elder"s face was ashen as he clenched his fists tightly. His eyes were full of killing intent, but he could not say a single word.Seeing that, everyone inhaled a breath of cold air, it seemed like Tang Yu was right, if not, the Second Clan Elder would not have refuted!
Thinking about that, the National Superpower Bureau members all started to worship Tang Yu like a G.o.d. This ability was too powerful!
Tang Yu did not stop and continued, "Originally, if you had truly found the G.o.dly Doctor, it might have been possible to cure me. However, you probably haven"t found it. It will take a long time for your little brother to be cured. ""So, if I"m not wrong, that stunted little Ding Ding should have been crippled by you, right? I remember there"s a very powerful martial art — the《 Chrysanthemum Blossom Grimoire》. If you want to practice this technique, you must commit suicide first.
"Hiss!"When these words were spoken, everyone turned to look at the Second Elder. Their hearts were all filled with shock!
The people who said that did not mean anything. Listening carefully, they understood that there really was a copy of the《 Chrysanthemum Blossom Grimoire》 in the National Superpower Bureau and it had been exchanged by the Second Elder!If he wanted to practice this technique, he would have to castrate himself first. Because of this, the price of this cultivation technique was relatively cheap, but no one cared about it.
And when the Second Elder said he would take it to study it, it wasn"t expensive anyway. But from the looks of it, this Second Elder wasn"t using it to study it. It was clearly a form of cultivation!
Thinking of this, everyone looked at the second elder with sympathy. They had never thought that their second elder would actually be a eunuch!