"So. A big setback?"
"Yes. Tell me about it. When, where, how, who. And why you know about it."
"When: last night after dark sometime. Where: an apartment on Shindlow Street. I can"t tell you who. Four men were involved. None survived. I know about it because the person who found the bodies asked me what to do about them."
He grunted, thought. I waited. He asked, "That"s why you came? Pigotta"s death?"
"Yes." That was partly true.
"He was a friend?"
"An acquaintance. We respected each other but kept our distance. We knew we might b.u.t.t heads someday."
"I don"t quite see your interest."
"Somebody tried to kill me, too. Me and Pokey both doesn"t read coincidence to me. I talk to you and somebody tries to off me. You hire Pokey, he gets it. I wonder why but even more I wonder who. I want to cool him down. If that helps you, so be it."
"Excellent. By all means, if the people responsible for Pigotta"s death tried to kill you too."
"So who did it?"
"I don"t follow you, Mr. Garrett."
"Come on. If somebody wants in your way bad enough to kill anybody you talk to, you ought to know who. There can"t be so many you can"t pick somebody out of the crowd."
"Unfortunately, I can"t. When I tried to hire you I told you I think there"s a concerted effort to discredit Faith, but I don"t have one iota of evidence that points in any particular direction."
I gave him my eyebrow trick in its sarcastic mode. He wasn"t impressed. I"ll have to learn to wiggle my ears. "If you want me to find somebody or something-like the Warden and his Relics-you"ll have to give me somewhere to start. I can"t just yell "Where the h.e.l.l are you?" Finding somebody is like picking apart an old sweater. You just keep pulling loose threads till everything comes apart. But you have to have the loose threads. What did you give Pokey? Why was he where he was when he got killed?"
Peridont got up. He prowled. He lived on another plane. He was deaf to anything he didn"t want to hear. Or was he? "I"m disturbed, Mr. Garrett. Being outside this you miss the more troublesome implications. And they, I regret, tie my hands and seal my lips. For the moment."
"Oh?" I gave my talented eyebrow one last chance.
He missed it again. "I want your help, Mr. Garrett. Very much. But what you"ve told me puts matters into a new perspective. Contrary to popular imagining I"m not a law unto myself. I"m one tree in a forest of hierarchy."
"A tall tree."
He smiled. "Yes. A tall one. But only one. I"ll have to consult my peers and ask for a policy decision. Bear with me a few hours. If they want to pursue this I"ll give you the information at my disposal. Whatever the decision, I"ll be in touch. I"ll see you"re compensated for what you"ve already done."
How very thoughtful of him. How did such a nice guy get such a nasty reputation?
He was being nice because he wanted something he couldn"t get by tossing me into a cell and pulling my nails. I said, "I have to get moving on my own hunt."
"I"ll get in touch at your home. Before you go-"
I interrupted. "The name Jill Craight mean anything to you?"
"No. Should it?"
"I don"t know. Pokey died in an apartment occupied by a Jill Craight."
"I see. Would you hold on a minute?" He opened a cabinet. "I don"t want to lose another man. I want you to take something as a hedge against the kind of surprises that got Pigotta." He pawed around amongst several hundred small bottles and phials, selected three.
He placed those on the table, three colorful soldiers all in a row: royal blue, ruby, and emerald. Each bottle was two inches tall. Each had a cork stopper. He said, "The ultimate product of my art. Use the blue where maximum confusion would benefit you. Use the green where death is your only other out. Break the bottles or just unstop them. That doesn"t matter."
He took a deep breath, lifted the red bottle carefully. "This is the heavyweight. Be careful. It"s deadly. Throw it against a hard surface at least fifty feet away. You don"t want to be any closer. Run if you have the chance. Got that?"
I nodded.
"Be careful. Twenty years from now I want to tip one with you and reminisce about the bad old days."
"Careful is my middle name, Magister." I put the bottles away gingerly, where I could grab them in a hurry. Garrett never argues with a gift horse. I can always deal it to the glue works.
I sneaked a peek at his cabinet. What could those other bottles do? They came in every color. "Thanks. I can find my way out." I shot my final question as I neared the door. "You ever hear of a cult that cuts its members? Takes all their equipment, not just their t.e.s.t.i.c.l.es?"
He blanched. I mean, he really turned white. For a second I thought his hair would change. But he showed no other reaction. He lied, "No. That"s grisly. Is it important?"
Lie to me, I"ll lie to you. "No. It came up in a bull session the other night. The weather was pretty drunk out. Somebody heard something like that from somebody who heard something about it from somebody else. You know how that goes. You can"t trace the source."
"Yes. Good day, Mr. Garrett." Suddenly he wanted me out of there.
"Good day, Magister."
I closed the door behind me. Smiling Sampson was right there to make sure I had no trouble finding the street.
22.
A drizzle had started. The breeze had freshened. I put my head down and walked into it, grumbling. I wouldn"t be out in this if the world would learn to leave me alone. How thoughtless of it.
Head down with not much going on inside-some would say that"s the normal state of my bean-I trudged toward that small district beyond the Hill where both city and Crown maintain their civil offices. I hoped the Royal a.s.say people could tell me what Peridont wouldn"t.
He had recognized the coins.
I didn"t believe much of what he"d told me-though some of it might have been true. I disbelieved only selectively. I took nothing at face. Everywhere I turned religion popped up, and that"s a game of masks and deceits and illusions if ever there was one.
My course took me within a block of the Blue Bottle, where curiosities Smith and Smith had holed up. Wouldn"t hurt to stop by, see what Maya had missed.
The place didn"t look promising. There"d been no upkeep done in my lifetime. But it was a cut above places where all you got for your copper was a place on a rope that would support you while you slept standing up.
It was the sort of place frequented by the poor and the lowest-order bad boys. The people who operated it wouldn"t be eager to talk. I"d have to use my wits to get anything.
Not always the best hope with me.
The interior delivered the promise of the outside. I stepped into a dingy common room inhabited only by a flock of three winebirds hard at their trade. Some invisible force had pushed them to the extremities of the room. One was educating himself in a continuous muttered monotone. I couldn"t make out one word in five but he seemed to be engaged in a furious debate on social issues. His opponent wasn"t apparent and seemed to have a hard time making himself heard.
I didn"t see anybody who looked like a proprietor. n.o.body responded to the bell over the door. "Yo! Anybody home?"
That didn"t bring any customer-conscious landlord charging in from his toils in the kitchen. But one of the silent drunks detached himself from his chair and reeled toward me. "Wha"cha need? Room?"
"Looking for a couple of my pals, Smith and Smith, supposed to be staying here."
He leaned against the serving counter, bathed me in fumes and knotted his face into a ruddy prune. "Uh. Oh. Third floor. Door at the end." He didn"t work up much disappointment over the fact that I wasn"t going to put money in his pocket.
"Thanks, pal." I gave him a couple of coppers. "Have one on me."
He looked at the coins like he couldn"t figure out what they were. While he pondered the mystery I went upstairs. Carefully. The way those steps creaked and sagged it was only a matter of hours until one collapsed.
I wasn"t disappointed by the third floor, either. It was more like a half story-five rooms under the eaves, two to either side of a claustrophobically narrow hall and one at the end. Two of the side rooms didn"t have a hanging to ensure privacy. One still had a door that hung on one hinge, immobile. My destination was a door that wouldn"t close because of a warp in the floor. The Smiths weren"t home. Surprise, surprise. I hadn"t expected them to be after their encounter with the Doom. I pushed inside.
Whatever plot or conspiracy or outfit the Smiths were with, it was miserly. They"d slept on blankets on the floor. And they hadn"t had a change of clothing to leave behind.
I started going over the room anyway. You never know when something minute will make everything fall together.
I was on my knees looking into the canyons between floorboards when the hallway floor creaked. I looked over my shoulder.
The woman looked like the Dead Man"s wife. There was enough of her to make four women with some to spare. How had she gotten that close without raising a roar? How had the stairway survived? Why was the building standing? It was top-heavy enough to tip over.
"What the h.e.l.l you doing, boy?"
She was spoiling for a fight and there wouldn"t be any getting around it. "Why do you ask?"
"Because I want to know, s.h.i.thead."
So it don"t always work.
She was carrying a club, a real man-sized head-buster. I pitied the guy who got hit when she got her weight behind it.
It looked like I might get a chance to practice my self-pity if I didn"t use those wits I"d been daydreaming about. "Who the h.e.l.l are you? What the h.e.l.l are you doing sticking your face in my room?"
When you don"t have s.p.a.ce to dazzle them with your footwork you try baffling them with bulls.h.i.t.
"Your room? What the h.e.l.l you yelling, boy? This room belongs to two guys named Smith."
"The guy I paid said take this room. I did what he told me. You got a problem with that you take it up with the management."
She glared at me. "That G.o.dd.a.m.ned Blake up to his old tricks, eh?" Then she yelled, "I am the management, s.h.i.thead! You been conned by a wino. Now get your a.s.s out of here. And don"t come whining to me for your money back."
What a dreamboat.
She turned around and stomped away. I held onto the floor. If the building went I could ride it down. She kept grumbling. "I"m going to kill that sonofab.i.t.c.h this time."
What a sweetheart. It was a good thing she didn"t get physical, because I don"t think I could have taken her.
I did some more quick looking, but when the yelling started downstairs I figured it was time I made my getaway.
Then I spotted something.
It was a copper coin all the way down in a crack. I whipped out a knife and started digging.
There was no reason to believe the coin had been lost by the Smiths. It could have been there for a hundred years.
It could have been. But I never believed that for a second.
Maybe I wished hard enough. That scrungy little hunk of copper was the brother of those I"d collected already.
Click. Click. Click. Pieces started falling together. Everything was part of the same puzzle, except, improbably, Magister Peridont. Improbably because he"d lied. He knew something about what was going on even if he wasn"t involved himself. Pieces started falling together. Everything was part of the same puzzle, except, improbably, Magister Peridont. Improbably because he"d lied. He knew something about what was going on even if he wasn"t involved himself.
It was time to go.
23.
Big Momma was in full cry when I hit the bottom of the stairs. She was after the drunk I"d tipped. He dodged her with the nimbleness of long practice. She took a mighty swing as I arrived, but missed him. Her club smashed a bite out of a table. She yowled and cursed the day she"d married him.
The muttering drunk paid no attention. Maybe he was a regular and had seen it all before. The other drunk had disappeared. I thought he"d set a good example.
I slid toward the door.
Big Momma spotted me. She whooped. "You sonofab.i.t.c.h! You lying sonofab.i.t.c.h!" She headed my way like a galleon under full sail.
I"m not a fool every time. I got the h.e.l.l out of there. The drunken husband must have zigged when he should have zagged. He came flying through the doorway, a.s.s over appet.i.te, and lay panting and puking in the drizzle. The woman did some yelling but didn"t come out for the kill. When she quieted down I went to see how the guy was.
He had sc.r.a.pes and a b.l.o.o.d.y nose and needed throwing into a river but he"d survive. "Come on." I offered him a hand up.
He took it, got up, teetered, looked at me with eyes that wouldn"t focus. "You really done it to me, man."
"Yeah. Sorry about that. I didn"t know your personal situation was so bad."
He shrugged. "Once she calms down she"ll beg me to come back. A lot of women don"t got any husband at all."
"That"s true."
"And I don"t cheat on her or beat her."
Somehow I couldn"t picture him as a wife-beater. Not with that wife.
He asked, "What the h.e.l.l were you trying to do, anyway?"