Klutchem looked around the room and into the startled faces of the clerks and bystanders, burst into a loud laugh, and left the office.
On reaching the street he met Fitz coming in.
"Better look after old Garden Spot, Fitzpatrick. I poked holes in his road, and he wanted to swallow me alive."
CHAPTER VI
_Certain Important Letters_
When I reached my lodgings that night I found this note, marked in the left-hand corner "Important," and in the right-hand corner "In haste."
A boy had left it half an hour before.
Be at my house at six, prepared to leave town at an hour"s notice.
CARTER.
I hurried to Bedford Place, dived through the tunnel, and found Fitzpatrick with his hand on the knocker. I followed him through the narrow hall and into the dining-room. He had a duplicate, also marked "Important" and "In haste," with this additional postscript: "Bring address of a prudent doctor."
"What does all this mean, Fitz?" I asked, spreading my letter out.
"I give it up, Major. The last I saw of the colonel was at two o"clock.
He was then in the private office writing. That old wind-bag Klutchem had been worrying him, I heard, and the colonel sat down on him hard.
But he had forgotten all about it when I talked to him, for he was as calm as a clock. But what the devil, Major, does he want with a doctor?
Chad!"
"Yes, sah!"
"Was the colonel sick this morning?"
"No, sah. Eat two b"iled eggs, and a dish ob ham half as big as yo"
han". He wa"n"t sick, "cause I yerd him singin" to hisself all fru de tunnel cl"ar out to de street."
We sat down and looked at each other. Could anybody else be sick?
Perhaps aunt Nancy had been taken ill on her way home to Virginia, and the doctor was for the dear lady. But why a "prudent doctor," and why both of us to go?
Fitz paced up and down the room, and I sat by the open window, and looked out into the dreary yard. The hands of the clock in the tall tower outlined against the evening sky were past the hour, long past, and yet no colonel.
Suppose he had been suddenly stricken down himself! Suppose--
The slamming of the outer gate, followed by a sentry-like tread in the tunnel, cut short our quandary, and the colonel"s tall figure emerged from the archway, and mounted the steps.
"What has happened?" we both blurted out, opening the door for him.
"Who"s sick? Where are we going?"
The colonel"s only reply was a pressure of our hands. Then, placing his hat with great deliberation on the hall table, he drew off his gloves, waved us before him, and took his seat at the dining-room table.
Fitz and I, now thoroughly alarmed, and quite prepared for the worst, stood on each side.
The colonel dropped his hand into his inside pocket, and drew forth three letters.
"Gentlemen, you see befo" you a man on the verge of one of the great crises of his life. You heard, Fitz, of what occurred in my office this mornin"? You know how brutally I was a.s.saulted, and how entirely without provocation on my part? I am a Caarter, suh, and a gentleman.
No man can throw discredit on an enterprise bearin" my name without bein" answerable to me."
And the colonel with great dignity opened one of the letters, and read as follows:--
51 BEDFORD PLACE. _Tuesday._
P. A. KLUTCHEM. _Sir_,--You took occasion this morning, in the presence of a number of my friends, to make use of certain offensive remarks reflecting upon a great commercial enterprise to which I have lent my name. This was accompanied by a familiarity as coa.r.s.e as it was unwarranted. The laws of hospitality, which your own lack of good breeding violated, forbade my having you ejected from my office on the spot.
I now demand that satisfaction to which I am ent.i.tled, and I herewith inform you that I am ready at an hour"s notice to meet you at any point outside the city most convenient to yourself.
Immediately upon your reply my friend Mr. T. B. Fitzpatrick will wait upon you and arrange the details. I name Major Thos. C. Yancey of Virginia as my second in the field.
I have the honor to remain Your obedient servant, GEORGE FAIRFAX CARTER, _Late Colonel C. S. A._
"Suffering Moses!" cried out Fitz. "You are not going to send that?"
"It is sent, my dear Fitz. Mailed from my office this afternoon. This is a copy." Fitz sank into a chair with both hands to his head.
"My object in sendin" for you both," the colonel continued, "was to be fully prepared should my antagonist select some early hour in the mornin". In that case, Fitz, I shall have to rely on you alone, as Major Yancey cannot reach here until the followin" day. That was why a prudent doctor might be necessary at once."
Fitz"s only reply was to thump his own head, as if the situation was too overpowering for words.
The colonel, with the same deliberation, opened the second letter. It was addressed to Judge Kerfoot, informing him of the nature of the "crisis," and notifying him of his (the colonel"s) intention to appoint him sole executor of his estate should fate provide that vacancy.
The third was a telegram to Major Yancey summoning him at once "to duty on the field in an affair of honor."
"I am aware, Fitz, that some secrecy must be preserved in an affair of this kind Nawth--quite diffe"ent from our own county, and"--
"Secrecy! Secrecy! With that bellowing Klutchem? Don"t you know that that idiot will have it all over the Street by nine o"clock to-morrow, unless he is a.s.s enough to get scared, get out a warrant, and clap you into the Tombs before breakfast? O Colonel! How _could_ you do a thing like this without letting us know?"
The colonel never changed a muscle in his face. He was courteous, even patient with Fitz, now really alarmed over the consequences of what he considered a most stupendous piece of folly. He could not, he said, sit in judgment on other gentlemen. If Fitz felt that way, it was doubtless due to his education. As for himself, he must follow the traditions of his ancestors.
"But at all events, my friends, my dear friends,"--and he extended both hands,--"we must not let this affair spoil our ap"t.i.tes. Nothing can now occur until the mornin", and we have ample time befo" daylight to make our preparations. Major, kindly touch the bell. Thank you!
Chad, serve the soup."
So short a time elapsed between the sound of the bell and the thrusting in of Chad"s head that it was quite evident the darky had been listening on the outside.
If, however, that worthy guardian of the honor and dignity of the Carter family was at all disturbed by what he had heard, there was nothing in his face to indicate it. On the contrary, every wrinkle was twisted into curls and curves of hilarity. He even went so far during dinner as to correct his master in so slight a detail as to where Captain Loynes was. .h.i.t in the famous duel between the colonel"s father and that distinguished Virginian.
"Are you sh.o.r.e, Chad, it was in the leg?"
"Yes, sah, berry sho. You don"t reckel-member, Colonel; but I had Marsa John"s coat, an" I wrop it round Cap"in Loynes when he was ca"aied to his ca"aige. Yes, sah, jes above de knee. Marsa John picked him de fust shot."
"I remember now. Yes, you are right. The captain always walked a little lame."