CHAPTER VIII
_A High Sense of Honor_
While the judge"s decision had relieved the colonel of all responsibility so far as Yancey and Cartersville were concerned,--and Yancey would be Cartersville when he was back at the tavern stove,--there was one person it had not satisfied, and that was the colonel himself.
He began pacing the floor, recounting for my benefit the various courtesies he had received since he had lived at the North,--not only from the proprietors of the office, but from every one of its frequenters. And yet after all these civilities he had so far forgotten himself as to challenge a friend of his host, a very worthy gentleman, who, although a trifle brusque in his way of putting things, was still an open-hearted man. And all because he differed with him on a matter of finance.
"The mo" I think of it, Major, the mo" I am overwhelmed by my action.
It was inconsiderate, suh. It was uncalled for, suh; and I am afraid"--and here he lowered his voice--"it was ill-bred and vulgar.
What could those gentlemen who stood by have thought? They have all been so good to me, Major. I have betrayed their hospitality. I have forgotten my blood, suh. There is certainly an apology due Mr.
Klutchem."
At this juncture Fitz returned, followed by Yancey, who was beaming all over, the judge bringing up the rear.
All three listened attentively.
"Who"s goin" to apologize?" said Yancey, shifting his thumbs from his armholes to the side pockets of his vest, from which he pinched up some shreds of tobacco.
"I am, suh!" replied the colonel.
"What for, Colonel?" The doctrine was new to Yancey.
"For my own sense of honor, suh!"
"But he never got the challenge."
"That makes no diffence, suh. I wrote it." And the colonel threw his head up, and looked Major Yancey straight in the eye.
"But, Colonel, we"ve got the letter. Klutchem don"t know a word about it."
"But I do, Major Yancey; and so do you and Fitz, and the jedge and the major here. We all know it. Do you suppose, suh, for one instant, that I am cowardly enough to stab a man in the back this way and give him no chance of defendin" himself? It is monst"ous, suh! Why, suh, it"s no better than insultin" a deaf man, and then tryin" to escape because he did not hear you. I tell you, suh, I shall apologize. Fitz, kindly inquire outside if there is any news of Mr. Klutchem."
Fitz opened the door, and sent the inquiry ringing through the office.
"Yes!" came a voice from around the "ticker." "Went to the races two days ago, got soaking wet, and has been laid up ever since at a friend"s house with the worst attack of gout he ever had in his life."
The colonel started as if he had been stung, put on his hat, and with a determined air b.u.t.toned his coat over his chest. Then, charging Yancey and the judge not to leave the office until he returned, he beckoned Fitz to him, and said:--
"We have not a moment to lose. Get Mr. Klutchem"s address, and order a caarriage."
It was the custom with Fitz never to cross the colonel in any one of his sudden whims. Whether this was because he liked to indulge him, or because it gave him an opportunity to study a type of man entirely new to him, the result was always the same,--the colonel had his way.
Had the Virginian insisted upon waiting on the offending broker in a palanquin or upon the top of a four-in-hand, Fitz would have found the vehicle somehow, and have crawled in or on top beside him with as much complacency as if he had spent his whole life with palanquins and coaches, and had had no other interests. So when the order came for the carriage, Fitz winked at me with his left eye, walked to the sidewalk, whistled to a string of cabs, and the next instant we were all three whirling up the crowded street in search of the bedridden broker.
The longer the colonel brooded over the situation the more he was satisfied with the idea of the apology. Indeed, before he had turned down the side street leading to the temporary hospital of the suffering man, he had arranged in his mind just where the ceremony would take place, and just how he would frame his opening sentence. He was glad, too, that Klutchem had been discovered so soon--while Yancey and Kerfoot were still in town.
The colonel alighted first, ran up the steps, pulled the bell with the air of a doctor called to an important case, and sent his card to the first floor back.
"Mr. Klutchem says, "Walk up,"" said the maid.
The broker was in an armchair with his back to the door, only the top of his bald head being visible as we entered. On a stool in front rested a foot of enormous size swathed in bandages. Leaning against his chair were a pair of crutches. He was somewhat startled at the invasion, made as it was in the busiest part of the day.
"What"s up? Anybody busted?"
Fitz a.s.sured him that the Street was in a mood of the greatest tranquillity; that the visit was purely personal, and made for the express purpose of offering Colonel Carter an opportunity of relieving his mind of a pressure which at the precise moment was greater than he could bear.
"Out with it, old Garden--Colonel," broke out Klutchem, catching himself in time, and apparently greatly relieved that the situation was no worse.
The colonel, who remained standing, bowed courteously, drew himself up with a dress-parade gesture, and recounted slowly and succinctly the incidents of the preceding three days.
When he arrived at the drawing-up of the challenge, Klutchem looked around curiously, gathered in his crutches with his well leg,--prepared for escape or defense,--and remained thus equipped until the colonel reached the secret consultation in the private office and the return of the unstamped letter. Then he toppled his supports over on the floor, and laughed until the pain in his elephantine foot bent him double.
The colonel paused until Klutchem had recovered himself, and then continued, his face still serene, and still expressive of a purpose so lofty that it excluded every other emotion.
"The return of my challenge unopened, suh, coupled with the broad views of my distinguished friends Mr. Fitzpatrick and the major,--both personal friends of yo" own, I believe,--and the calmer reflection of my own mind, have convinced me, Mr. Klutchem, that I have been hasty and have done you a wrong; and, suh, rememberin" my blood, I have left the cares of my office for a brief moment to call upon you at once, and tell you so. I regret, suh, that you have not the use of both yo"
legs, but I have antic.i.p.ated that difficulty. My caarriage is outside."
"Don"t mention it, Colonel. You never grazed me. If you want to plaster that syndicate all over with Garden Spots, go ahead. I won"t say a word. There"s my hand."
The colonel never altered a line in his face nor moved a muscle of his body. Mr. Klutchem"s hand remained suspended in mid air.
"Yo" action is creditable to yo" heart, suh, but you know, of course, that I cannot take yo" hand here. I insulted you in a public office, and in the presence of yo" friends and of mine, some of whom are at this moment awaitin" our return. I feel a.s.sured, suh, that under the circ.u.mstances you will make an effort, however painful it may be to you, to relieve me from this stain on my cha"acter. Allow me to offer you my arm, and help you to my caarriage, suh. I will not detain you mo" than an hour."
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Klutchem looked at him in perfect astonishment.
"What for?"
The colonel"s color rose.
"That this matter may be settled properly, suh. I insulted you publicly in my office. I wish to apologize in the same way. It is my right, suh."
"But I can"t walk. Look at that foot,--big as a hatbox."
"My friends will a.s.sist you, suh. I will carry yo" crutches myself.
Consider my situation. You surely, as a man of honor, will not refuse me this, Mr. Klutchem?"
The colonel"s eyes began to snap, and Fitz edged round to pour oil when the wind freshened. Klutchem"s temper was also on the move.
"Get out of this chair with that mush poultice," pointing to his foot, "and have you cart me down to Wall Street to tell me you are sorry you didn"t murder me! What do you take me for?"
The colonel"s eyes now fairly blazed, and his voice trembled with suppressed anger.
"I did take you, suh, for a gentleman. I find I am mistaken. And you refuse to go, and"--
"Yes!" roared Klutchem, his voice splitting the air like a tomahawk.