"Because a man"s a waiter, it doesn"t follow that he"s always been one, or always will be."
"No," said Tom, abstractedly; "but it"s about as good as anything else to lie low and wait on." But here two customers entered, and he turned to them, leaving me in doubt whether to accept this as a verbal pleasantry or an admission. Only one thing seemed plain: I had certainly gained no information, and only added a darker mystery to his conference with Manners, which I determined I should ask Manners to explain.
I finished my meal in solitude. The rain was still beating drearily against the windows with an occasional accession of impulse that seemed like human impatience. Vague figures under dripping umbrellas, that hid their faces as if in premeditated disguise, hurried from the main thoroughfare. A woman in a hooded waterproof like a domino, a Mexican in a black serape, might have been stage conspirators hastening to a rendezvous. The cavernous chill and odor which I had before noted as coming from some sarcophagus of larder or oven, where "funeral baked meats" might have been kept in stock, began to oppress me. The hollow and fict.i.tious domesticity of this common board had never before seemed so hopelessly displayed. And Tom, the waiter, his napkin twisted in his hand and his face turned with a sudden dark abstraction towards the window, appeared to be really "lying low," and waiting for something outside his avocation.
CHAPTER II.
The fact that Tom did not happen to be on duty at the next Club dinner gave me an opportunity to repeat his mysterious remark to Manners, and to jokingly warn that rising young lawyer against the indiscretion of vague counsel. Manners, however, only shrugged his shoulders. "I don"t know what he meant," he said carelessly; "but since he chooses to talk of his own affairs publicly, I don"t mind saying that they are neither very weighty nor very dangerous. It"s only the old story: the usual matrimonial infidelities that are mixed up with the Californian emigration. He leaves the regular wife behind,--fairly or unfairly, I can"t say. She gets tired waiting, after the usual style, and elopes with somebody else. The Western Penelope isn"t built for waiting. But she seems to have converted some of his property into cash when she skipped from St. Louis, and that"s where his chief concern comes in.
That"s what he wanted to see me for; that"s why he inveigled me into that infernal pantry of his one day to show me a plan of his property, as if that was any good."
He paused disgustedly. We all felt, I think, that Tom was some kind of an impostor, claiming the sympathies of the Club on false pretenses.
Nevertheless, the Quartermaster said, "Then you didn"t do anything for him--give him any advice, eh?"
"No; for the property"s as much hers as his, and he hasn"t got a divorce; and, as it"s doubtful whether he didn"t desert her first, he can"t get one. He was surprised," he added, with a grim smile, "when I told him that he was obliged to support her, and was even liable for her debts. But people who are always talking of invoking the law know nothing about it." We were surprised too, although Manners was always convincing us, in some cheerful but discomposing way, that we were all daily and hourly, in our simplest acts, making ourself responsible for all sorts of liabilities and actions, and even generally preparing ourselves for arrest and imprisonment. The Quartermaster continued lazily:--
"Then you didn"t give him any points about shooting?"
"No; he doesn"t even know the man she went off with. It was eighteen months ago, and I don"t believe he"d even know her again if he met her. But, if he isn"t much of a client, we shall miss him to-night as a waiter, for the place is getting full, and there are not enough to serve."
The restaurant was, indeed, unusually crowded that evening; the more so that, the private rooms above being early occupied, some dinner parties and exclusive couples had been obliged to content themselves with the public dining saloon. A small table nearest us, usually left vacant to insure a certain seclusion to the Club, was arranged, with a deprecatory apology from the proprietor, for one of those couples, a man and woman. The man was a well-known speculator,--cool, yet reckless and pleasure-loving; the woman, good-looking, picturesquely attractive, self-conscious, and self-possessed. Our propinquity was evidently neither novel nor discomposing. As she settled her skirts in her place, her bright, dark eyes swept our table with a frank, almost childish, familiarity. The younger members of the Club quite unconsciously pulled up their collars and settled their neckties; the elders as unconsciously raised their voices slightly, and somewhat arranged their sentences.
Alas! the simplicity and unaffectedness of the Club were again invaded.
Suddenly there was a crash, the breaking of gla.s.s, and an exclamation.
Tournelli, no doubt disorganized by the unusual hurry, on his way to our table had dropped his tray, impartially distributed a plate of asparagus over an adjoining table, and, flushed and nervous, yet with an affectation of studied calmness, was pouring the sauce into the young Quartermaster"s plate, in spite of his languid protests. At any other time we would have laughed, but there was something in the exaggerated agitation of the Italian that checked our mirth. Why should he be so upset by a trifling accident? He could afford to pay for the breakage; he would laugh at dismissal. Was it the sensitiveness of a refined nature, or--he was young and good-looking--was he disconcerted by the fact that our handsome neighbor had witnessed his awkwardness? But she was not laughing, and, as far as I could see, was intently regarding the bill of fare.
"Waiter!" called her companion, hailing Tournelli. "Here!" The Italian, with a face now distinctly white, leaned over the table, adjusting the gla.s.ses, but did not reply.
"Waiter!" repeated the stranger, sharply. Tournelli"s face twitched, then became set as a mask; but he did not move. The stranger leaned forward and pulled his ap.r.o.n from behind. Tournelli started with flashing eyes, and turned swiftly round. But the Quartermaster"s hand had closed on his wrist.
"That"s my knife, Tournelli."
The knife dropped from the Italian"s fingers.
"Better see WHAT he wants. It may not be THAT," said the young officer, coolly but kindly.
Tournelli turned impatiently towards the stranger. We alone had witnessed this incident, and were watching him breathlessly. Yet what bade fair a moment ago to be a tragedy, seemed now to halt grotesquely.
For Tournelli, throwing open his linen jacket with a melodramatic gesture, tapped his breast, and with flashing eyes and suppressed accents said, "Sare; you wantah me? Look--I am herre!"
The speculator leaned back in his chair in good-humored astonishment.
The lady"s black eyes, without looking at Tournelli, glanced backward round the room, and slipped along our table, with half-defiant unconcern; and then she uttered a short hysterical laugh.
"Ah! ze lady--madame--ze signora--eh--she wantah me?" continued Tournelli, leaning on the table with compressed fingers, and glaring at her. "Perhaps SHE wantah Tournelli--eh?"
"Well, you might bring some with the soup," blandly replied her escort, who seemed to enjoy the Italian"s excitement as a national eccentricity; "but hurry up and set the table, will you?"
Then followed, on the authority of the Editor, who understood Italian, a singular scene. Secure, apparently, in his belief that his language was generally uncomprehended, Tournelli brought a decanter, and, setting it on the table, said, "Traitress!" in an intense whisper. This was followed by the cruets, which he put down with the exclamation, "Perjured fiend!" Two gla.s.ses, placed on either side of her, carried the word "Apostate!" to her ear; and three knives and forks, rattling more than was necessary, and laid crosswise before her plate, were accompanied with "Tremble, wanton!" Then, as he pulled the tablecloth straight, and ostentatiously concealed a wine-stain with a clean napkin, scarcely whiter than his lips, he articulated under his breath: "Let him beware! he goes not hence alive! I will slice his craven heart--thus--and thou shalt see it." He turned quickly to a side table and brought back a spoon. "And THIS is why I have not found you;"
another spoon, "For THIS you have disappeared;" a purely perfunctory polishing of her fork, "For HIM, bah!" an equally unnecessary wiping of her gla.s.s, "Blood of G.o.d!"--more wiping--"It will end! Yes"--general wiping and a final flourish over the whole table with a napkin--"I go, but at the door I shall await you both."
She had not spoken yet, nor even lifted her eyes. When she did so, however, she raised them level with his, showed all her white teeth--they were small and cruel-looking--and said smilingly in his own dialect:--
"Thief!"
Tournelli halted, rigid.
"You"re talking his lingo, eh?" said her escort good-humoredly.
"Yes."
"Well--tell him to bustle around and be a little livelier with the dinner, won"t you? This is only skirmishing."
"You hear," she continued to Tournelli in a perfectly even voice; "or shall it be a policeman, and a charge of stealing?"
"Stealing!" gasped Tournelli. "YOU say stealing!"
"Yes--ten thousand dollars. You are well disguised here, my little fellow; it is a good business--yours. Keep it while you can."
I think he would have sprung upon her there and then, but that the Quartermaster, who was nearest him, and had been intently watching his face, made a scarcely perceptible movement as if ready to antic.i.p.ate him. He caught the officer"s eye; caught, I think, in ours the revelation that he had been understood, drew back with a sidelong, sinuous movement, and disappeared in the pa.s.sage to the kitchen.
I believe we all breathed more freely, although the situation was still full enough of impending possibilities to prevent peaceful enjoyment of our dinner. As the Editor finished his hurried translation, it was suggested that we ought to warn the unsuspecting escort of Tournelli"s threats. But it was pointed out that this would be betraying the woman, and that Jo Hays (her companion) was fully able to take care of himself.
"Besides," said the Editor, aggrievedly, "you fellows only think of YOURSELVES, and you don"t understand the first principles of journalism.
Do you suppose I"m going to do anything to spoil a half-column of leaded brevier copy--from an eye-witness, too? No; it"s a square enough fight as it stands. We must look out for the woman, and not let Tournelli get an unfair drop on Hays. That is, if the whole thing isn"t a bluff."
But the Italian did not return. Whether he had incontinently fled, or was nursing his wrath in the kitchen, or already fulfilling his threat of waiting on the pavement outside the restaurant, we could not guess.
Another waiter appeared with the dinners they had ordered. A momentary thrill of excitement pa.s.sed over us at the possibility that Tournelli had poisoned their soup; but it presently lapsed, as we saw the couple partaking of it comfortably, and chatting with apparent unconcern. Was the scene we had just witnessed only a piece of Southern exaggeration?
Was the woman a creature devoid of nerves or feeling of any kind; or was she simply a consummate actress? Yet she was clearly not acting, for in the intervals of conversation, and even while talking, her dark eyes wandered carelessly around the room, with the easy self-confidence of a pretty woman. We were beginning to talk of something else, when the Editor said suddenly, in a suppressed voice:
"Hullo! What"s the matter now?"
The woman had risen, and was hurriedly throwing her cloak over her shoulders. But it was HER face that was now ashen and agitated, and we could see that her hands were trembling. Her escort was a.s.sisting her, but was evidently as astonished as ourselves. "Perhaps," he suggested hopefully, "if you wait a minute it will pa.s.s off."
"No, no," she gasped, still hurriedly wrestling with her cloak. "Don"t you see I"m suffocating here--I want air. You can follow!" She began to move off, her face turned fixedly in the direction of the door. We instinctively looked there--perhaps for Tournelli. There was no one.
Nevertheless, the Editor and Quartermaster had half-risen from their seats.
"h.e.l.loo!" said Manners suddenly. "There"s Tom just come in. Call him!"
Tom, evidently recalled from his brief furlough by the proprietor on account of the press of custom, had just made his appearance from the kitchen.
"Tom, where"s Tournelli?" asked the Lawyer hurriedly, but following the retreating woman with his eyes.
"Skipped, they say. Somebody insulted him," said Tom curtly.
"You didn"t see him hanging round outside, eh? Swearing vengeance?"
asked the Editor.
"No," said Tom scornfully.