They were consoled by Tinman"s performance of a clever stroke in privately purchasing the cottages west of the town, and including Crickledon"s shop, ab.u.t.ting on Marine Parade. Then from the house on the beach they looked at an entire frontage of their property.
They entered the month of February. No further time was to be lost, "or we shall wake up to find that man has fooled us," Mrs. Cavely said.
Tinman appeared at Elba to demand a private interview with Annette. His hat was blown into the hall as the door opened to him, and he himself was glad to be sheltered by the door, so violent was the gale. Annette and her father were sitting together. They kept the betrothed gentleman waiting a very long time. At last Van Diemen went to him, and said, "Netty "ll see you, if you must. I suppose you have no business with me?"
"Not to-day," Tinman replied.
Van Diemen strode round the drawing-room with his hands in his pockets.
"There"s a disparity of ages," he said, abruptly, as if desirous to pour out his lesson while he remembered it. "A man upwards of forty marries a girl under twenty, he"s over sixty before she"s forty; he"s decaying when she"s only mellow. I ought never to have struck you, I know. And you"re such an infernal bad temper at times, and age does n"t improve that, they say; and she"s been educated tip-top. She"s sharp on grammar, and a man may n"t like that much when he"s a husband. See her, if you must. But she does n"t take to the idea; there"s the truth. Disparity of ages and unsuitableness of dispositions--what was it Fellingham said?--like two barrel-organs grinding different tunes all day in a house."
"I don"t want to hear Mr. Fellingham"s comparisons," Tinman snapped.
"Oh! he"s nothing to the girl," said Van Diemen. "She doesn"t stomach leaving me."
"My dear Philip! why should she leave you? When we have interests in common as one household--"
"She says you"re such a d.a.m.ned bad temper."
Tinman was pursuing amicably, "When we are united--" But the frightful charge brought against his temper drew him up. "Fiery I may be. Annette has seen I am forgiving. I am a Christian. You have provoked me; you have struck me."
"I "ll give you a couple of thousand pounds in hard money to be off the bargain, and not bother the girl," said Van Diemen.
"Now," rejoined Tinman, "I am offended. I like money, like most men who have made it. You do, Philip. But I don"t come courting like a pauper.
Not for ten thousand; not for twenty. Money cannot be a compensation to me for the loss of Annette. I say I love Annette."
"Because," Van Diemen continued his speech, "you trapped us into that engagement, Mart. You dosed me with the stuff you buy for wine, while your sister sat sugaring and mollifying my girl; and she did the trick in a minute, taking Netty by surprise when I was all heart and no head; and since that you may have seen the girl turn her head from marriage like my woods from the wind."
"Mr. Van Diemen Smith!" Tinman panted; he mastered himself. "You shall not provoke me. My introductions of you in this neighbourhood, my patronage, prove my friendship."
"You"ll be a good old fellow, Mart, when you get over your hopes of being knighted."
"Mr. Fellingham may set you against my wine, Philip. Let me tell you--I know you--you would not object to have your daughter called Lady."
"With a spindle-shanked husband capering in a Court suit before he goes to bed every night, that he may n"t forget what a fine fellow he was one day bygone! You"re growing lean on it, Mart, like a recollection fifty years old."
"You have never forgiven me that day, Philip!"
"Jealous, am I? Take the money, give up the girl, and see what friends we"ll be. I"ll back your buyings, I"ll advertise your sellings. I"ll pay a painter to paint you in your Court suit, and hang up a copy of you in my diningroom."
"Annette is here," said Tinman, who had been showing Etna"s tokens of insurgency.
He admired Annette. Not till latterly had Herbert Fellingham been so true an admirer of Annette as Tinman was. She looked sincere and she dressed inexpensively. For these reasons she was the best example of womankind that he knew, and her enthusiasm for England had the sympathetic effect on him of obscuring the rest of the world, and thrilling him with the rea.s.suring belief that he was blest in his blood and his birthplace--points which her father, with his boastings of Gippsland, and other people talking of scenes on the Continent, sometimes disturbed in his mind.
"Annette," said he, "I come requesting to converse with you in private."
"If you wish it--I would rather not," she answered.
Tinman raised his head, as often at Helmstone when some offending shopwoman was to hear her doom.
He bent to her. "I see. Before your father, then!"
"It isn"t an agreeable bit of business, to me," Van Diemen grumbled, frowning and shrugging.
"I have come, Annette, to ask you, to beg you, entreat--before a third person--laughing, Philip?"
"The wrong side of my mouth, my friend. And I"ll tell you what: we"re in for heavy seas, and I "m not sorry you"ve taken the house on the beach off my hands."
"Pray, Mr. Tinman, speak at once, if you please, and I will do my best.
Papa vexes you."
"No, no," replied Tinman.
He renewed his commencement. Van Diemen interrupted him again.
"Hang your power over me, as you call it. Eh, old Mart? I"m a Deserter.
I"ll pay a thousand pounds to the British army, whether they punish me or not. March me off tomorrow!"
"Papa, you are unjust, unkind." Annette turned to him in tears.
"No, no," said Tinman, "I do not feel it. Your father has misunderstood me, Annette."
"I am sure he has," she said fervently. "And, Mr. Tinman, I will faithfully promise that so long as you are good to my dear father, I will not be untrue to my engagement, only do not wish me to name any day. We shall be such very good dear friends if you consent to this.
Will you?"
Pausing for a s.p.a.ce, the enamoured man unrolled his voice in lamentation: "Oh! Annette, how long will you keep me?"
"There; you"ll set her crying!" said Van Diemen. "Now you can run upstairs, Netty. By jingo! Mart Tinman, you"ve got a ba.s.s voice for love affairs."
"Annette," Tinman called to her, and made her turn round as she was retiring. "I must know the day before the end of winter. Please. In kind consideration. My arrangements demand it."
"Do let the girl go," said Van Diemen. "Dine with me tonight and I"ll give you a wine to brisk your spirits, old boy."
"Thank you. When I have ordered dinner at home, I----and my wine agrees with ME," Tinman replied.
"I doubt it."
"You shall not provoke me, Philip."
They parted stiffly.
Mrs. Cavely had unpleasant domestic news to communicate to her brother, in return for his tale of affliction and wrath. It concerned the ungrateful conduct of their little housemaid Jane, who, as Mrs. Cavely said, "egged on by that woman Crickledon," had been hinting at an advance of wages.
"She didn"t dare speak, but I saw what was in her when she broke a plate, and wouldn"t say she was sorry. I know she goes to Crickledon and talks us over. She"s a willing worker, but she has no heart."
Tinman had been accustomed in his shop at Helmstone--where heaven had blessed him with the patronage of the rich, as visibly as rays of supernal light are seen selecting from above the heads of prophets in the ill.u.s.trations to cheap holy books--to deal with willing workers that have no hearts. Before the application for an advance of wages--and he knew the signs of it coming--his method was to calculate how much he might be asked for, and divide the estimated sum by the figure 4; which, as it seemed to come from a generous impulse, and had been unsolicited, was often humbly accepted, and the willing worker pursued her lean and hungry course in his service. The treatment did not always agree with his males. Women it suited; because they do not like to lift up their voices unless they are in a pa.s.sion; and if you take from them the grounds of temper, you take their words away--you make chickens of them.
And as Tinman said, "Grat.i.tude I never expect!" Why not? For the reason that he knew human nature. He could record shocking instances of the ingrat.i.tude of human nature, as revealed to him in the term of his tenure of the shop at Helmstone. Blest from above, human nature"s wickedness had from below too frequently besulphured and suffumigated him for his memory to be dim; and though he was ever ready to own himself an example that heaven prevaileth, he could cite instances of scandal-mongering shop-women dismissed and working him mischief in the town, which pointed to him in person for a proof that the Powers of Good and Evil were still engaged in unhappy contention. Witness Strikes!
witness Revolutions!
"Tell her, when she lays the cloth, that I advance her, on account of general good conduct, five shillings per annum. Add," said Tinman, "that I wish no thanks. It is for her merits--to reward her; you understand me, Martha?"