Oh, but it was really the best thing, Mrs. Whittaker explained in her gentle, patient voice.
"You wouldn"t want to see Father go on like this," she pointed out. Mr. Bain echoed her, as if struck with the idea. Mrs. Bain had nothing to reply to them. No, she wouldn"t want to see the Old Gentleman go on like this.
Five years before, Mrs. Whittaker had decided that the Old Gentleman was getting too old to live alone with only old Annie to cook for him and look after him. It was only a question of a little time before it "wouldn"t have looked right," his living alone, when he had his children to take care of him. Mrs. Whittaker always stopped things before they got to the stage where they didn"t look right. So he had come to live with the Bains.
Some of his furniture had been sold; a few things, such as his silver, his tall clock, and the Persian rug he had bought at the Exposition, Mrs. Whittaker had found room for in her own house; and some he brought with him to the Bains".
Mrs. Whittaker"s house was much larger than her sister"s, and she had three servants and no children. But, as she told her friends, she had held back and let Allie and Lewis have the Old Gentleman.
"You see," she explained, dropping her voice to the tones reserved for not very pretty subjects, "Allie and Lewis are-well, they haven"t a great deal."
So it was gathered that the Old Gentleman would do big things for the Bains when he came to live with them. Not exactly by paying board-it is a little too much to ask your father to pay for his food and lodging, as if he were a stranger. But, as Mrs. Whittaker suggested, he could do a great deal in the way of buying needed things for the house and keeping everything going.
And the Old Gentleman did contribute to the Bain household. He bought an electric heater and an electric fan, new curtains, storm-windows, and light-fixtures, all for his bedroom; and had a nice little bathroom for his personal use made out of the small guest-room adjoining it.
He shopped for days until he found a coffee-cup large enough for his taste; he bought several large ash-trays, and a dozen extra-size bath-towels, that Mrs. Bain marked with his initials. And every Christmas and birthday he gave Mrs. Bain a round, new, shining ten-dollar gold piece. Of course, he presented gold pieces to Mrs. Whittaker, too, on like appropriate occasions. The Old Gentleman prided himself always on his fair-mindedness. He often said that he was not one to show any favoritism.
Mrs. Whittaker was Cordelia-like to her father during his declining years. She came to see him several times a month, bringing him jelly or potted hyacinths. Sometimes she sent her car and chauffeur for him, so that he might take an easy drive through the town, and Mrs. Bain might be afforded a chance to drop her cooking and accompany him. When Mrs. Whittaker was away on trips with her husband, she almost never neglected to send her father picture post-cards of various points of interest.
The Old Gentleman appreciated her affection, and took pride in her. He enjoyed being told that she was like him.
"That Hattie," he used to tell Mrs. Bain, "she"s a fine woman-a fine woman."
As soon as she had heard that the Old Gentleman was dying Mrs. Whittaker had come right over, stopping only to change her dress and have her dinner. Her husband was away in the woods with some men, fishing. She explained to the Bains that there was no use in disturbing him-it would have been impossible for him to get back that night. As soon as-well, if anything happened she would telegraph him, and he could return in time for the funeral.
Mrs. Bain was sorry that he was away. She liked her ruddy, jovial, loud-voiced brother-in-law.
"It"s too bad that Clint couldn"t be here," she said, as she had said several times before. "He"s so fond of cider," she added.
"Father," said Mrs. Whittaker, "was always very fond of Clint." Already the Old Gentleman had slipped into the past tense.
"Everybody likes Clint," Mr. Bain stated.
He was included in the "everybody." The last time he had failed in business, Clint had given him the clerical position he had since held over at the brush works. It was pretty generally understood that this had been brought about through Mrs. Whittaker"s intervention, but still they were Clint"s brush works, and it was Clint who paid him his salary. And forty dollars a week is indubitably forty dollars a week.
"I hope he"ll be sure and be here in time for the funeral," said Mrs. Bain. "It will be Wednesday morning, I suppose, Hat?"
Mrs. Whittaker nodded.
"Or perhaps around two o"clock Wednesday afternoon," she amended. "I always think that"s a nice time. Father has his frock coat, Allie?"
"Oh, yes," Mrs. Bain said eagerly. "And it"s all clean and lovely. He has everything. Hattie, I noticed the other day at Mr. Newton"s funeral they had more of a blue necktie on him, so I suppose they"re wearing them-Mollie Newton always has everything just so. But I don"t know--"
"I think," said Mrs. Whittaker firmly, "that there is nothing lovelier than black for an old gentleman."
"Poor Old Gentleman," said Mr. Bain, shaking his head. "He would have been eighty-five if he just could have lived till next September. Well, I suppose it"s all for the best."
He took a small draft of cider and another cooky.
"A wonderful, wonderful life," summarized Mrs. Whittaker. "And a wonderful, wonderful old gentleman."
"Well, I should say so," said Mrs. Bain. "Why, up to the last year he was as interested in everything! It was, "Allie, how much do you have to give for your eggs now?" and "Allie, why don"t you change your butcher?-this one"s robbing you," and "Allie, who was that you were talking to on the telephone?" all day long! Everybody used to speak of it."
"And he used to come to the table right up to this stroke," Mr. Bain related, chuckling reminiscently. "My, he used to raise Cain when Allie didn"t cut up his meat fast enough to suit him. Always had a temper, I"ll tell you, the Old Gentleman did. Wouldn"t stand for us having anybody in to meals-he didn"t like that worth a cent. Eighty-four years old, and sitting right up there at the table with us!"
They vied in telling instances of the Old Gentleman"s intelligence and liveliness, as parents cap one another"s anecdotes of precocious children.
"It"s only the past year that he had to be helped up- and downstairs," said Mrs. Bain. "Walked up-stairs all by himself, and more than eighty years old!"
Mrs. Whittaker was amused.
"I remember you said that once when Clint was here," she remarked, "and Clint said, "Well, if you can"t walk up-stairs by the time you"re eighty, when are you going to learn?" "
Mrs. Bain smiled politely, because her brother-in-law had said it. Otherwise she would have been shocked and wounded.
"Yes, sir," said Mr. Bain. "Wonderful."
"The only thing I could have wished," Mrs. Bain said, after a pause-"I could have wished he"d been a little different about Paul. Somehow I"ve never felt quite right since Paul went into the navy."
Mrs. Whittaker"s voice fell into the key used for the subject that has been gone over and over and over again.
"Now, Allie," she said, "you know yourself that was the best thing that could have happened. Father told you that himself, often and often. Paul was young, and he wanted to have all his young friends running in and out of the house, banging doors and making all sorts of racket, and it would have been a terrible nuisance for father. You must realize that father was more than eighty years old, Allie."
"Yes, I know," Mrs. Bain said. Her eyes went to the photograph of her son in his seaman"s uniform, and she sighed.
"And besides," Mrs. Whittaker pointed out triumphantly, "now that Miss Chester"s here in Paul"s room, there wouldn"t have been any room for him. So you see!"
There was rather a long pause. Then Mrs. Bain edged toward the other thing that had been weighing upon her.
"Hattie," she said, "I suppose-I suppose we"d ought to let Matt know?"
"I shouldn"t," said Mrs. Whittaker composedly. She always took great pains with her "shall"s" and "will"s." "I only hope that he doesn"t see it in the papers in time to come on for the funeral. If you want to have your brother turn up drunk at the services, Allie, I don"t."
"But I thought he"d straightened up," said Mr. Bain. "Thought he was all right since he got married."
"Yes, I know, I know, Lewis," Mrs. Whittaker said wearily. "I"ve heard all about that. All I say is, I know what Matt is."
"John Loomis was telling me," reported Mr. Bain, "he was going through Akron, and he stopped off to see Matt. Said they had a nice little place, and he seemed to be getting along fine. Said she seemed like a cracker-jack housekeeper."
Mrs. Whittaker smiled.
"Yes," she said, "John Loomis and Matt were always two of a kind-you couldn"t believe a word either of them said. Probably she did seem to be a good housekeeper. I"ve no doubt she acted the part very well. Matt never made any bones of the fact that she was on the stage once, for almost a year. Excuse me from having that woman come to Father"s funeral. If you want to know what I think, I think that Matt marrying a woman like that had a good deal to do with hastening Father"s death."
The Bains sat in awe.
"And after all Father did for Matt, too," added Mrs. Whittaker, her voice shaken.
"Well, I should think so," Mr. Bain was glad to agree. I remember how the Old Gentleman used to try and help Matt get along. He"d go down, like it was to Mr. Fuller, that time Matt was working at the bank, and he"d explain to him, "Now, Mr. Fuller," he"d say, "I don"t know whether you know it, but this son of mine has always been what you might call the black sheep of the family. He"s been kind of a drinker," he"d say, "and he"s got himself into trouble a couple of times, and if you"d just keep an eye on him, so"s to see he keeps straight, it"d be a favor to me."
"Mr. Fuller told me about it himself. Said it was wonderful the way the Old Gentleman came right out and talked just as frankly to him. Said he"d never had any idea Matt was that way-wanted to hear all about it."
Mrs. Whittaker nodded sadly.
"Oh, I know," she said. "Time and again Father would do that. And then, as like as not, Matt would get one of his sulky fits, and not turn up at his work."
"And when Matt would be out of work," Mrs. Bain said, "the way Father"d hand him out his car-fare, and I don"t know what all! When Matt was a grown man, going on thirty years old, Father would take him down to Newins & Malley"s and buy him a whole new outfit-pick out everything himself. He always used to say Matt was the kind that would get cheated out of his eye-teeth if he went into a store alone."
"My, Father hated to see anybody make a fool of themselves about money," Mrs. Whittaker commented. "Remember how he always used to say, "Anybody can make money, but it takes a wise man to keep it"?"
"I suppose he must be a pretty rich man," Mr. Bain said, abruptly restoring the Old Gentleman to the present.
"Oh-rich!" Mrs. Whittaker"s smile was at its kindliest. "But he managed his affairs very well, Father did, right up to the last. Everything is in splendid shape, Clint says."
"He showed you the will, didn"t he, Hat?" asked Mrs. Bain, forming bits of her sleeve into little plaits between her thin, hard fingers.
"Yes," said her sister. "Yes, he did. He showed me the will. A little over a year ago, I think it was, wasn"t it? You know, just before he started to fail, that time."
She took a small bite of cooky.
"Awfully good," she said. She broke into a little bubbly laugh, the laugh she used at teas and wedding receptions and fairly formal dinners. "You know," she went on, as one sharing a good story, "he"s gone and left all that old money to me. "Why, Father!" I said, as soon as I"d read that part. But it seems he"d gotten some sort of idea in his head that Clint and I would be able to take care of it better than anybody else, and you know what Father was, once he made up that mind of his. You can just imagine how I felt. I couldn"t say a thing."
She laughed again, shaking her head in amused bewilderment.
"Oh, and Allie," she said, "he"s left you all the furniture he brought here with him, and all the things he bought since he came. And Lewis is to have his set of Thackeray. And that money he lent Lewis, to try and tide him over in the hardware business that time-that"s to be regarded as a gift."
She sat back and looked at them, smiling.
"Lewis paid back most all of that money Father lent him that time," Mrs. Bain said. "There was only about two hundred dollars more, and then he would have had it all paid up."
"That"s to be regarded as a gift," insisted Mrs. Whittaker. She leaned over and patted her brother-in-law"s arm. "Father always liked you, Lewis," she said softly.
"Poor Old Gentleman," murmured Mr. Bain.
"Did it-did it say anything about Matt?" asked Mrs. Bain.
"Oh, Allie!" Mrs. Whittaker gently reproved her. "When you think of all the money Father spent and spent on Matt, it seems to me he did more than enough-more than enough. And then when Matt went way off there to live, and married that woman, and never a word about it-Father hearing it all through strangers-well, I don"t think any of us realize how it hurt Father. He never said much about it, but I don"t think he ever got over it. I"m always so thankful that poor dear mother didn"t live to see how Matt turned out."
"Poor Mother," said Mrs. Bain shakily, and brought the grayish handkerchief into action once more. "I can hear her now, just as plain. "Now, children," she used to say, "do for goodness" sake let"s all try and keep your father in a good humor." If I"ve heard her say it once, I"ve heard her say it a hundred times. Remember, Hat?"
"Do I remember!" said Mrs. Whittaker. "And do you remember how they used to play whist, and how furious Father used to get when he lost?"
"Yes," Mrs. Bain cried excitedly, "and how Mother used to have to cheat, so as to be sure and not win from him? She got so she used to be able to do it just as well!"
They laughed softly, filled with memories of the gone days. A pleasant, thoughtful silence fell around them.
Mrs. Bain patted a yawn to extinction, and looked at the clock.
"Ten minutes to eleven," she said. "Goodness, I had no idea it was anywhere near so late. I wish-" She stopped just in time, crimson at what her wish would have been.
"You see, Lew and I have got in the way of going to bed early," she explained. "Father slept so light, we couldn"t have people in like we used to before he came here, to play a little bridge or anything, on account of disturbing him. And if we wanted to go to the movies or anywhere, he"d go on so about being left alone that we just kind of gave up going."
"Oh, the Old Gentleman always let you know what he wanted," said Mr. Bain, smiling. "He was a wonder, I"ll tell you. Nearly eighty-five years old!"
"Think of it," said Mrs. Whittaker.
A door clicked open above them, and feet ran quickly and not lightly down the stairs. Miss Chester burst into the room.
"Oh, Mrs. Bain!" she cried. "Oh, the Old Gentleman! Oh, he"s gone! I noticed him kind of stirring and whimpering a little, and he seemed to be trying to make motions at his warm milk, like as if he wanted some. So I put the cup up to his mouth, and he sort of fell over, and just like that he was gone, and the milk all over him."
Mrs. Bain instantly collapsed into pa.s.sionate weeping. Her husband put his arm tenderly about her, and murmured a series of "Now-now"s."
Mrs. Whittaker rose, set her cider-gla.s.s carefully on the table, shook out her handkerchief, and moved toward the door.
"A lovely death," she p.r.o.nounced. "A wonderful, wonderful life, and now a beautiful, peaceful death. Oh, it"s the best thing, Allie; it"s the best thing."
"Oh, it is, Mrs. Bain; it"s the best thing," Miss Chester said earnestly. "It"s really a blessing. That"s what it is."
Among them they got Mrs. Bain up the stairs.
Pictorial Review, January 1926.
Dialogue at Three in the Morning.
"Plain water in mine," said the woman in the petunia-colored hat. "Or never mind about the water. h.e.l.l with it. Just straight Scotch. What I care? Just straight. That"s me. Never gave anybody any trouble in my life. All right, they can say what they like about me, but I know-I know-I never gave anybody any trouble in my life. You can tell them that from me, see? What I care?"
"Listen," said the man with the ice-blue hair. And he leaned across the table toward her, and frowned heavily at the designs he drew with the plated knife. "Listen. I just want you to get this thing clear--"
"Yeah," she said. "Get things clear. That"s good. That gives me a big laugh. That"s laughable, a thing like that is. Say, if there"s anybody around here that"s going to get things clear, I"m going to be the one around here that"s going to get things clear. What you do, you go back to Jeannette, see, and you tell her I know what she"s saying about me. I don"t want to get you into this, but you tell her that from me. You can keep out of it. You don"t have to tell her you told me. You don"t even have to tell her you saw me. Say, if you"re ashamed to tell people you know me, that"s all right with me, see? I"m not going to give anybody any trouble. If you"re ashamed to tell your friends you"re a friend of mine, what I care? I guess I"ll be able to stand that, all right. I"ve stood a lot of things."
"Ah, listen," he said. "Listen. Will you please listen just a minute?"
"Yeah, listen," she said. "That"s fine. Listen. Well, I"m through with this listening stuff. You can tell them all from me, see, I"m going to be the one that"s going to do the talking from now on. You can tell Jeannette that. What I care? You can run right to her and blab that. Says I look fat in my red dress, does she? That"s a nice thing to have anybody say about you. Makes you feel great, that does. You can tell Miss Jeannette she"s got a lot to do to make cracks about a person"s red dress. That"s pretty laughable, that is. Say, when I ask her to pay for anything I wear, then it will be time for her to crack. Her or anybody else. I make my own living, thank G.o.d, and I don"t have to ask anybody for anything. You can tell them all that. You or anybody else."
"Will you do me a favor?" he said. "Will you do me one little favor? Will you? Will you listen just--"
"Yeah, favors," she said. "n.o.body"s got to do me any favors. I make my own living, and I don"t have to ask any favors off of anybody. I never gave anybody any trouble in my life. And if they don"t like it, they know what they can do. Tiffany"s window, see? The whole lot of them. Oh, did I break that gla.s.s? Oh, isn"t that terrible. All right-if it"s broken it"s broken. Isn"t it? h.e.l.l with it. h.e.l.l with them all."
"If you"d listen," he said. "There isn"t anything for you to get sore about. Just listen--"
"Who"s sore?" she said. "I"m not sore. I"m all right. You don"t have to worry about me. You or Jeannette or anybody else. Sore. Say, if a person"s not going to get sore about a thing like that, what kind of a thing is a person expected to get sore about? After all I"ve done for her. Trouble with me is, I"m too kind-hearted. That"s what everybody always told me. "Trouble with you is, you"re too kind-hearted," they said. And now look what she goes around and says about me. And you let her say a thing like that to you, and you"re ashamed to say you"re a friend of mine. All right, you don"t have to. You can go back to Jeannette and stay there. The whole lot of you."
"Now listen, sweetheart," he said. "Haven"t I always been your friend? Haven"t I? Well now, wouldn"t you listen to your friend just for a--"
"Friends," she said. "Friends. Fine lot of friends I got. Go around cutting your throat. That"s what you get for being kind-hearted. Just a big kind-hearted slob. That"s me. Oh, h.e.l.l with the water. I"ll drink it straight. I make my own living, and go around not giving anybody any trouble, and then the whole lot of them turn on me. After the way I was brought up, and the home we used to have, and all, and they go around making cracks about me. Work all day long, and don"t ask anything off of anybody. And here I am with a weak heart, besides. I"d just as soon I was dead. What"ve I got to live for, anyway? Kindly answer me that one question. What"ve I got to live for?"