"Come and help us? By acting?"
"If I"m going to be a Wonderful Girl--and I am going to be--it"s quite time I was beginning. Young Betty was at the height of his fame when he was twelve. So I thought I would commence by making a lot of money for you here, which would keep you all from starving; and then, of course, I shall go on to London and make the rest of my fortune there."
"I see. Well, this bangs Banagher. Banagher it bangs."
What he meant I could not say. But he should have been a capital actor, because not a muscle of his face moved. A man behind him laughed--stinging me as with the lash of a whip.
The big woman delivered herself of her former e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n.
"Poor dear!"
The potato washer remarked,--
"Strikes me, my girl, that you"ve a good opinion of yourself."
The grey-headed man had his eyes upon what I had in my hand.
"What might you happen to have there?"
"It"s some food which I have brought for you."
"For me in particular, or for all the lot of us?"
"It"s for the seven."
"The seven? I see. The seven who divided those two sovereigns."
"Yes. It"s some German sausage. I hope you like German sausage."
"It"s my favourite joint."
I endeavoured to correct what I imagined to be a still further display of his ignorance.
"I don"t think that German sausage is a joint. It"s not generally looked upon as such. It"s a long, round, cold thing, off which, you know, they cut it in slices."
I pa.s.sed him the parcel, he removing--for the first time--one of his hands from his pockets for the purpose of taking it, balancing it on his open palm as if on a scale. It was a pretty grimy piece of newspaper, and was not of a size to suggest extensive contents. I became more and more conscious of its wretched smallness as, with every outward appearance of care and gravity, he slowly unwrapped it.
The others gathered closer round, as if agog with curiosity. Finally there were revealed three or four attenuated slices. He held them out at arm"s length in front of them.
"For seven!"
"There isn"t much," I managed to murmur, oppressed, all at once, by the discovery of what a dreadful little there really was. "But I had only twopence."
"You had only twopence, so you purchased two pennyworths of German sausage--for seven."
"Of course I"ll earn a deal of money for you besides."
A girl came rushing into the tent behind me. The interruption was welcome, for I instinctively felt that matters had reached a point at which a diversion of any sort was to be desired. But I was far from being prepared for the proclamation which she instantly made.
"Here"s the lady come!--I"ve been and fetched her!"
To my blank astonishment there appeared--Miss Pritchard. That intelligent young woman, having a shrewd eye for a possible reward, had availed herself of the information which had been extracted from me to rush off to the school to proclaim my whereabouts, receiving, as I afterwards learnt, a shilling for her pains. Never before had I seen Miss Pritchard in such a state of agitation; and no wonder, considering the pace at which she must have torn along the road.
"Molly!--Molly Boyes, what is the meaning of this?"
The sight of her had driven me speechless. I could not have told her for everything the world contained. My interlocutory friend explained instead--in a fashion of his own.
"It"s all right, madam--everything"s quite right! Having heard that things were in a bad way with us in this temple of the drama this young lady has brought us two pennyworths of German sausage to save us from actual starvation, and has expressed her intention--I don"t quite follow that part, but so far as I can make out she"s proposing to make our fortunes by beginning to be a Wonderful Girl; which it isn"t necessary for her to begin to be, seeing as how I should say that she"s been a Wonderful Girl ever since the moment she was born."
Of what immediately followed I have but a dim appreciation. I know that, on the instant, I was turned into a common b.u.t.t--or I felt as if I was. The children pointed their fingers at me and jeered. The grown-ups were all talking at once. There was general confusion. The whole rickety tent was filled with a tumult of scorn and laughter.
Presently I was being escorted by Miss Pritchard back to school, the children standing in the middle of the road to point after me as I went. I was in an agony of shame. With that keenness of vision with which I have been dowered I perceived, as I was wont to do, too late, what an idiot I had been! What a simpleton! What a conceited, presumptuous, ignorant little wretch! How I had made of myself a mock and a show for the amus.e.m.e.nt of the company of Bradford"s Royal Theatre! I felt as if the hideous fact was written on my face--on every line of me. All I wanted was to hide, to bury myself somewhere where none might witness my distress. Although my worthy schoolmistress was walking faster than I ever saw her walk before or afterwards, I kept tugging at her hand--she was not going fast enough for me.
So soon as we reached the school she took me into her little private sitting-room, and, without removing her hat, or giving me time to take off mine, required from me an immediate explanation of my conduct.
Amid my blinding sobs I gave her as full and complete an explanation as she could possibly have desired. The b.u.mp of frankness was--and is--marked on my phrenological chart as developed to an even ridiculous extent. When I have been indulging in one of my usual escapades nothing contents me but an unrestrained declaration of all the motives which impelled me to do the thing or things which I ought to have left undone.
I told her about the article in the magazine, and about what I had heard of the pitiful state of things at Bradford"s Royal Theatre, and my determination to a.s.sist them while starting on my meteoric career.
And before I had gone very far, instead of scolding, she had her arm about me, and was endeavouring to soothe my sobs. She must have been a very sensitive person for a schoolmistress--though I do not know why I should say that, because I have not the least idea why schoolmistresses should not be as sensitive as anybody else, since they are human--for when I began to tell her of how I had expended my capital on the purchase of what that grey-headed man had called his "favourite joint,"
she drew me quite close to her, and in the midst of my own anguish I actually felt the tears upon her cheeks. She took me on her knee, and instead of sending me to bed, or into the corner, or punishing me in any way whatever, she kissed and comforted me as if I had not been the most ridiculous child in the world. It might not have been the sort of treatment I deserved, but I loved her for it ever afterwards.
What was more, she promised not to betray me to the governesses, or to my schoolfellows, or to anyone. Though I think that she wrote and told my mother, though mother never breathed a hint of her having done anything of the sort to me. But I always thought so. It was weeks and weeks before I could bear the slightest allusion to anything "wonderful" without becoming conscious of an internal quiver. I fancy Miss Pritchard must have given instructions as to the direction our walks were to take. It was some little time before the governess led us past the site of Bradford"s Royal Theatre. When next we went that way every vestige of the "temple of the drama" had disappeared. The dingy--and odious--tent had gone.
It was with a positive gasp of satisfaction that I recognised the fact. A weight seemed lifted off my bosom, and my heart grew lighter there and then. When, the walk being over, we returned, before anyone could stop me, or had an inkling of my intention, I dashed headlong into Miss Pritchard"s private room. She was seated at the table writing.
"It"s gone!" I cried.
She must have been very quick of understanding. She did not ask me what had gone. She just put her arm about me, as she had done before, and pushed my hair from off my brow, and, I think, she laughed.
II
CUPID"S MESSENGER
I do protest that it was not altogether my fault. At least--; but if I tell you exactly how it was you will understand what I mean.
I was fifteen. It was after I had left Miss Pritchard"s. Not that I was much wiser than I was when I was at Miss Pritchard"s. Though that was not my opinion at the time. In what I then called my judgment I was the wisest person the world had ever seen--perhaps it would be more correct to write that that was my estimate of myself as a rule. There were between-whiles when I knew better. I was at Mrs Sawyer"s--Lingfield House School--at Brighton to be finished. And a nice finish they made of me.
It was the summer term and I was romantic, I had my phases. One term I was cynical; another philosophical; a third filled with a wild despair. That one I was all for sentiment. I had been reading all manner of stuff, prose and poetry; I had even written some poems myself. As I burned them years and years ago I do not mind owning it.
I was convinced that there was nothing in the world worth living for except love. Given Love--it ought to have a capital L; in my poems it always had--you had everything a reasonable being could desire.
Lacking it, wealth, fame, clothes, and even chocolate creams, were as dust and ashes.
There was, that term, a governess who must have been almost as great a goose I was. I am not sure that she was quite so right in the head as she might have been. She only stayed that term. Why Mrs Sawyer ever had her is more than I can say. Her name was Frazer--Mamie Frazer. Her autograph--suggestive of a fly slipping over the paper after a visit to the inkstand--stares at me out of my birthday book at this moment.
She was the most speechless person I ever encountered. So to speak, you might carry on a conversation with her for hours and she would never say a word. As a listener she was immense. By degrees her att.i.tude so got upon your nerves that I, for one, would feel like murder.
"Say something!" I would beseech of her. "Do please say something!
Don"t you know that I have been talking myself hoa.r.s.e and you haven"t uttered a single word."