"How be you?" he said. Mr. Bixby was once more pulling down on his shoulder.
"H-haow was it here?" he demanded.
"Almighty funny," answered Senator Hartington, sadly, and waved at the lobby. "There wahn"t standin" room in the place."
"Jethro Ba.s.s Republican Club come and packed the entrance," explained Mr. Bixby with a wink. "You understand, Will? Go on, Peleg."
"Sidewalk and street, too," continued Mr. Hartington, slowly. "First come along Ball of Towles, hollerin" like blazes. They crumpled him all up and lost him. Next come old man Duncan himself."
"Will kep" Duncan," Mr. Bixby interjected.
"That was wholly an accident," exclaimed Mr. Wetherell, angrily.
"Will wahn"t born in the country," said Mr. Bixby.
Mr. Hartington bestowed on the storekeeper a mournful look, and continued:--
"Never seed Duncan sweatin" before. He didn"t seem to grasp why the boys was there."
"Didn"t seem to understand," put in Mr. Bixby, sympathetically.
""For G.o.d"s sake, gentlemen," says he, "let me in! The Truro Bill!" "The Truro Bill hain"t in the theatre, Mr. Duncan," says Dan Everett.
Cussed if I didn"t come near laughin". "That"s "Uncle Tom"s Cabin," Mr.
Duncan," says Dan. "You"re a dam fool," says Duncan. I didn"t know he was profane. "Make room for Mr. Duncan," says Dan, "he wants to see the show." "I"m a-goin" to see you in jail for this, Everett," says Duncan.
They let him push in about half a rod, and they swallowed him. He was makin" such a noise that they had to close the doors of the theatre--so"s not to disturb the play-actors."
"You understand," said Mr. Bixby to Wetherell. Whereupon he gave another shake to Mr. Hartington, who had relapsed into a sort of funereal meditation.
"Well," resumed that personage, "there was some more come, hollerin"
about the Truro Bill. Not many. Guess they"ll all have to git their wimmen-folks to press their clothes to-morrow. Then Duncan wanted to git out again, but "twan"t exactly convenient. Callated he was suffocatin"--seemed to need air. Little mite limp when he broke loose, Duncan was."
The Honorable Peleg stopped again, as if he were overcome by the recollection of Mr. Duncan"s plight.
"Er--er--Peleg!"
Mr. Hartington started.
"What"d they do?--what"d they do?"
"Do?"
"How"d they git notice to "em?"
"Oh," said Mr. Hartington, "cussed if that wuhn"t funny. Let"s see, where was I? After awhile they went over t"other side of the street, talkin" sly, waitin" for the act to end. But goldarned if it ever did end."
For once Mr. Bixby didn"t seem to understand.
"D-didn"t end?"
"No," explained Mr. Hartington; "seems they hitched a kind of n.i.g.g.e.r minstrel show right on to it--banjos and thingumajigs in front of the curtain while they was changin" scenes, and they hitched the second act right on to that. n.o.body come out of the theatre at all. Funny notion, wahn"t it?"
Mr. Bixby"s face took on a look of extreme cunning. He smiled broadly and poked Mr. Wetherell in an extremely sensitive portion of his ribs.
On such occasions the nasal quality of Bijah"s voice seemed to grow.
"You see?" he said.
"Know that little man, Gibbs, don"t ye?" inquired Mr. Hartington.
"Airley Gibbs, hain"t it? Runs a livery business daown to Rutgers, on Lovejoy"s railroad," replied Mr. Bixby, promptly. "I know him. Knew old man Gibbs well"s I do you. Mean cuss."
"This Airley"s smart--wahn"t quite smart enough, though. His bright idea come a little mite late. Hunted up old Christy, got the key to his law office right here in the Duncan Block, went up through the skylight, clumb down to the roof of Randall"s store next door, shinned up the lightnin" rod on t"other side, and stuck his head plump into the Opery House window."
"I want to know!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Mr. Bixby.
"Somethin" terrible pathetic was goin" on on the stage," resumed Mr.
Hartington, "the folks didn"t see him at first,--they was all cryin" and everythin" was still, but Airley wahn"t affected. As quick as he got his breath he hollered right out loud"s he could: "The Truro Bill"s up in the House, boys. We"re skun if you don"t git thar quick." Then they tell me" the lightnin" rod give way; anyhow, he came down on Randall"s gravel roof considerable hard, I take it."
Mr. Hartington, apparently, had an aggravating way of falling into mournful revery and of forgetting his subject. Mr. Bixby was forced to jog him again.
"Yes, they did," he said, "they did. They come out like the theatre was afire. There was some delay in gettin" to the street, but not much--not much. All the Republican Clubs in the state couldn"t have held "em then, and the profanity they used wahn"t especially edifyin"."
"Peleg"s a deacon--you understand," said Mr. Bixby. "Say, Peleg, where was Al Lovejoy?"
"Lovejoy come along with the first of "em. Must have hurried some--they tell me he was settin" way down in front alongside of Alvy Hopkins"s gal, and when Airley hollered out she screeched and clutched on to Al, and Al said somethin" he hadn"t ought to and tore off one of them pink gew-gaws she was covered with. He was the maddest man I ever see. Some of the club was crowded inside, behind the seats, standin" up to see the show. Al was so anxious to git through he hit Si Dudley in the mouth--injured him some, I guess. Pity, wahn"t it?"
"Si hain"t in politics, you understand," said Mr. Bixby. "Callate Si paid to git in there, didn"t he, Peleg?"
"Callate he did," a.s.sented Senator Hartington.
A long and painful pause followed. There seemed, indeed, nothing more to be said. The sound of applause floated out of the Opera House doors, around which the remaining loiterers were cl.u.s.tered.
"Goin" in, be you, Peleg?" inquired Mr. Bixby.
Mr. Hartington shook his head.
"Will and me had a notion to see somethin" of the show," said Mr. Bixby, almost apologetically. "I kep" my ticket."
"Well," said Mr. Hartington, reflectively, "I guess you"ll find some of the show left. That hain"t b"en hurt much, so far as I can ascertain."
The next afternoon, when Mr. Isaac D. Worthington happened to be sitting alone in the office of the Truro Railroad at the capital, there came a knock at the door, and Mr. Bijah Bixby entered. Now, incredible as it may seem, Mr. Worthington did not know Mr. Bixby--or rather, did not remember him. Mr. Worthington had not had at that time much of an experience in politics, and he did not possess a very good memory for faces.
Mr. Bixby, who had, as we know, a confidential and winning manner, seated himself in a chair very close to Mr. Worthington--somewhat to that gentleman"s alarm. "How be you?" said Bijah, "I-I"ve got a little bill here--you understand."
Mr. Worthington didn"t understand, and he drew his chair away from Mr.
Bixby"s.
"I don"t know anything about it, sir," answered the president of the Truro Railroad, indignantly; "this is neither the manner nor the place to present a bill. I don"t want to see it."
Mr. Bixby moved his chair up again. "Callate you will want to see this bill, Mr. Worthington," he insisted, not at all abashed. "Jethro Ba.s.s sent it--you understand--it"s engrossed."