That translates out to less expensive wood and fewer trees cut."
"Hey, aren"t some of those sawmills powered by burning sawdust?" I asked.
"Let "em buy coal. We can tunnel it out cheap. Or better still-well, maybe I don"t believe this one myself, but think of a piston engine with one of these gadgets where the spark plug used to be. If we could somehow work it so that the circuit didn"t destroy itself, and could make the air in the cylinder go away without hurting the engine, atmospheric pressure would naturally force the piston into the cylinder, and if we can make the air come back at the right time, we push the piston back out. It sounds like nearly free power. I mean, the circuit was powered by a transistor radio battery, and when you do the math about how much stuff was removed . . ."
"Uh, huh. What about the Second Law of Thermodynamics?" I said.
"That"s what bugs me about the idea. . . . Anyway, back to cutting techniques. Do we have to make chips that are spheric segments, or can we shape this field, or whatever it is, into other contours? Do you know what we have to do to make an automotive quarter panel? You take an ingot of steel and run it through ten million dollars worth of rolling mills to turn it into sheet metal. Then you take the sheet metal and run it through typically six dies worth a half million each. Dies you have to throw away to make next year"s model. Maybe with a properly shaped field, we could cut parts directly off the original ingot. Then all we"d have to do is weld "em together."
"Hey, maybe not even that," I said. "You saw that stick I put through the stone?"
"Hey, yeah! Look, we clamp our support brackets right where the fender is going to reemerge. Then-"
CHAPTER SIX
The Partnership
"Gentlemen, I gather that you are both enthusiastic about the technical and financial prospects of our venture. But the question before us is "Do we have a venture?" Is Ian going to leave tomorrow and return to Pontiac Motors? I have an offer to start teaching in the fall. Am I going to be there? Is Tom going to go and do whatever he had in mind before all this came up? Or are we going to take our newfound capital and work together to develop this new technology?"
"Well, uh, of course!" I said, "I mean, this is a clean shot at a fifteen point buck! We"d be dumbs.h.i.ts to pa.s.s it by! A man would be a fool-"
"I quite agree. We have stumbled upon our chance at success. Wealth. Fame, if we want it. Power to change the world into a better place. Most definitely I second your motion."
"But it"s . . . it"s so wild!" Then Ian said softly, "I"ve got a place, now. I"ve got security.
I"m moving up in a good company. . . ."
"Ian, there is nothing as secure as money in the bank," Hasenpfeffer said. "You now have seven years" pay in your third of our account. Why not spend those years testing your mettle? General Motors knows that you are competent. They will be happy to take you back, if we fail. Come with us! Screw your courage to the hitching post!"
Ian stared at the table. "I"ve bought this condo, and I"ve got mortgage payments. I"ve got car payments. And payments on the Harley. I owe on my credit cards. . . ."
"Hmm . . . Tom, what would you say if the company were to take over all of Ian"s debts and a.s.sets-whatever they are-and bring him to exactly the same financial status that you and I presently enjoy?"
"Hey, sure. No question. Bankers are all leeches, b.a.s.t.a.r.ds, the lot of them. All for one!"
"And one for all!" Ian suddenly shouted. "I"m with you! We"ll do it!"
As things fell out, and with Hasenpfeffer selling the condo, our little company cleared $2,954.26, and kept Ian"s Corvette as group property. And Ian got his Harley paid off, since Hasenpfeffer and I owned our BMW"s clear. But I get ahead of myself.
"Well then, we are agreed," Hasenpfeffer said. "The next question is "Where are wegoing to do it?" I would like to suggest Ann Arbor. It is a town that we all know-we went to school there. It has a major university, with all that that implies. It is near a major airport. It has hundreds of high-tech companies, and it is within easy driving distance of the Detroit area, with its thousands of diverse manufacturing facilities."
"Uh, sure. Why not?"
"Fine, Jim. It"d be nice to walk in Ann Arbor with some money in my pocket."
"Walk? There is, of course, the parking problem, but what I have in mind is some ten miles outside the city limits. While you two were hospitalized, I took the liberty of investigating the real estate market in that area. I located an interesting property. It has forty acres of wooded land, so if we need to make big b.a.l.l.s of earth go away, we shall have plenty of dirt to do it with. It has a large, modern three-bedroom house with four baths, and it has an eight thousand square foot metalworking shop, complete with milling machines, surface grinders and that sort of thing."
"You say that this is all new?" Ian asked.
"The buildings are three years old. I have the machinery specifications here somewhere. . . ." Hasenpfeffer fumbled through his inner jacket pockets. "Ah. Here, eight thousand square feet . . . ten-ton overhead bridge crane . . . five thousand CFM air compressor with piping. . . . truck wells. . . . six hundred AMP, 480-volt service. . . . three Bridgeports, one with readouts and one with CNC. . . . two lathes. . . . but here, Ian. You know more about this sort of thing than I do."
Ian went down the list, mumbling. "Yes. Yes. With this stuff, I could build anything.
But with only a quarter of a million, we can"t afford to buy all this."
"However, I did buy it. It was an estate sale. The heirs were faced with selling it at auction for twenty cents on the dollar (and then paying a ten percent auctioneer"s fee) or selling to me at twenty-two cents on the dollar, cash. They accepted my offer, and I paid them."
"What did this cost . . . us?"
"$226,000.00.".
"Hey, that"s most of what we have!" I yelled.
"True. Which is precisely why I sold it."
"You sold the place!" Ian shouted.
"Yes, for $358,000.00, retaining the chattels-furniture, machinery and so on. Then, of course, since we needed it, I bought it back for $480,000.00, on a lease with option to purchase, with the first five years rent paid in advance. And a balloon payment, due after that period, of $470,000.00-should we decide to exercise our option to purchase.
Actually, we probably won"t want to buy it then. If our venture is not successful, we won"t need the property. If it is, we will probably need something bigger. But it looks nice on the lease."
"Uh . . ." I said. "You bought it for $226K. You sold it for $358K. Then you bought it back for $480K . . . Why?"
"Surely it is obvious. When the smoke clears, we get the facilities we need for five years at no cost to us, except that we have to pay the taxes and insurance, which will be a.s.sessed at the $226,000.00 price.""You mean that you conned somebody into giving us the place almost free?" Ian"s eyes were tall.
"Conned? Swindled? Nonsense, Ian. My princ.i.p.al here will be quite handsomely rewarded. See here. We are working with Dr. Bernstein, who has a medical practice in Ann Arbor. He bought the property from us-well, from me, actually, since you two weren"t available. Anyway, he bought the property for $358,000.00, putting $132,000.00 down and easily obtained a $226,000.00 mortgage for the balance. After all, he is a solid citizen, he put thirty-seven percent down, and he had a long term lease-with us-on the property. We rent it at $2,200.00 a month. His payments are $1,361.00 to the bank. It is the sort of arrangement that financial inst.i.tutions love."
"So we owe rent on it." Ian said.
"No. The rent has already been paid, five years in advance. I gave Bernstein a check for $132,000.00, which he used for his down payment."
"He got it for free, but he"s making our mortgage payment? Why?"
"Because Bernstein saves money by paying it. Of that $1,361.00 payment, $1,155.00 is interest, which is tax deductible. At twenty year straight-line depreciation, he can deduct an additional $1,491.00 per month for a total of $2,646.00 in tax deductions. His tax bracket is well over fifty percent, so he comes out ahead, cash-wise, in addition to building valuable equity."
"Jim, I thought that that kind of wheeling and dealing went out with Diamond Jim Brady. What happens to his taxes on the $132,000.00?"
"Oh, that never really existed. The checks were never cashed."
"But . . ."
Which was the start of a two hour discussion that I would just as soon not remember and in fact have forgotten. Long experience had taught me that Hasenpfeffer can do magic and that Ian can keep him honest.
I went through two more cigars and four more Grand Marniers, and had the waitress to the point where she didn"t mind my arm around her waist. She was stroking my bald head.
Then I got the bill. It was over a week"s pay at my Air Force job, and more than I had on me. Being unable to attract Hasenpfeffer"s attention, I picked his pocket. It was my money, or ours, anyway. I returned it discreetly, after giving the waitress a twenty percent tip and a squeeze, one of which made her squeal with joy. I told her that we"d be needing further services.
She went off shift and I never saw her again.
Her replacement was even better looking, having all of her teeth, and I was starting to repeat the process when my partners came to some sort of an understanding.
"So, Ian. It"s all honest?" I asked.
"Well, yes, of course. At least I think so, I mean . . ."
"Hey, are we going to go to jail for it?"
"No. Or at least not until the deceased first owner gets jailed first."
"Well, good enough for a veteran. So we are decided?""One last thing," Hasenpfeffer shooed the waitress out. "Security. I know that that"s a bad word with some of us, but a certain degree of it is necessary. I am not proposing armed guards and television cameras. At this stage they could do nothing more than attract attention. I am merely suggesting that we keep silent and tell no one, absolutely no one, about out plans, objectives, or intentions. Are you with me?"
"Of course."
"Yeah, sure." I said, "What about the waitresses?"
"How could they know what we"re talking about when we don"t know ourselves?" Ian asked.
"Good points, gentlemen. The fact is that I have already ascertained that they are both local people with no outside affiliations. In the future we must be more cautious. One last thought: we must agree that everything we learn or accomplish must be kept within the group. Absolutely nothing may be released to outsiders without our unanimous agreement. Are we together on this?"
"Certainly, Jim."
"Well, yeah, okay. Remember that I"m the only one here with a top secret clearance.
But I"ve got a question or two of my own. Jim, you"ve been pulling your little strings on us all evening long, but you haven"t told us what you"re thinking."
"I have led the discussion in examining certain obvious questions, but I have not concealed anything."
"The h.e.l.l you say. You bought and sold a major piece of property with our money without even asking us about it first, or telling us about it later, second. Now, I"ve said how this thing could be a weapon and Ian"s talked about using it as a tool. What do you think we have here?"
"I am not sure that my opinions are relevant. You two are the technical ones."
"Not a chance. Spill it," I said. Ian nodded his agreement.
"This is premature, but very well. If you technical gentlemen can perfect it, I expect that we shall eventually have a time machine."
CHAPTER SEVEN
Girlfriends and Grandfathers
The place outside of Ann Arbor was everything that Hasenpfeffer said it would be.
Everything was well built, clean and new. The house was a big brick ranch style thing, and while I would have picked some other color than pink for the bricks, even that sort of grew on you.
There was a big living room that we dubbed a "parlor" and filled with Ian"s old three quarter sized furniture, agreeing among ourselves that we wouldn"t use it except for entertaining people we didn"t like. I mean, it had a white carpet and white walls. Ian was a painfully neat person, but the best thing you could say about Hasenpfeffer and me was that he was a filthy slob, and that I was a filthier one. Obviously, the room wouldn"t stay white if we were allowed to use it. Anyway, you"ve got to have someplace to use if the girl"s folks want to come over, right?
There was a big family room with a fireplace and enough bookshelves to hold all of Hasenpfeffer"s books and Ian"s as well. Ian put his little leather easy chair in there, and Hasenpfeffer found out that there were companies that made stuff big enough to fit me, for a price. I got this glorious real leather recliner that actually fit my back while Hasenpfeffer chose a leather and chrome Eames swivel chair and ha.s.sock for himself.
Of course, Danish Modern, chrome and leather, and Lazy Boy don"t match, but then we didn"t match, either.
The kitchen was full of gadgets that I wasn"t used to, like a microwave oven, a garbage disposal and a dishwasher, but modern man is pretty adaptable, and it"s remarkable how quickly these fabulous luxuries became absolute necessities.
I got a new set of bedroom furniture, and that was wonderful. For the first time since I started to grow hair below my waist, I had a bed long enough to fit me! I got the master bedroom, too, since I needed it to get my new bed and an oversized desk into it. It had its own bathroom, but then so did the other two bedrooms.
The door into my room was of only normal size, so I could still b.u.mp my head on it. I was half tempted to cut the door frame out on top so I could walk through standing straight up, but I decided against it. The guys had been pretty reasonable about everything else, and I thought it wise not to push them too far.
The place had a three-car garage, and that was filled up pretty quickly. We kept Ian"sCorvette as group property, since he owed more on it than it was worth, and I think Hasenpfeffer liked it even more than Ian did.
Only, while the "vette was a pretty little plastic toy, the d.a.m.n thing was too small for me to get into. I threw a temper tantrum about it, so we bought a secondhand Chrysler as group property so I had something to drive in the winter, too. The bikes took up the third stall, and we soon had to buy an old pickup truck to run errands for the factory. The truck was never granted garage privileges.
There was a full bas.e.m.e.nt with a ten-foot ceiling, and I took that over for my electronics lab. It was air-conditioned and the factory wasn"t. Electronic equipment works better at a constant temperature, and so do I. I"m one of those people who think that sixty- five is a wonderful temperature, provided that I can sit naked in front of a fan.
All told, the move was a big step up for all of us, and for me more than the others.
We settled into our new quarters in a few weeks, although a month went by before all of my oversized furniture arrived. I had to camp in my bedroom until then.
While the shop already had most of what Ian thought he would need, I had to put together an electronics lab from scratch. It took two months before I got all the big stuff in. I was another five weeks building the first breadboard circuit, mostly awaiting parts.
Having almost everything doesn"t make it. Not in electronics.
Cheop"s Law: Everything costs more and takes longer.
But the very first time we tried the thing out-from a quarter mile away-it worked perfectly, dutifully putting a thirty-yard hole in our back forty.
This meant that we could have gotten into the mining and tunneling business almost immediately, but after a nine-hour-long meeting, we decided to hold off on that until we could develop the whole concept a bit further. We still didn"t know the basic principles that the gadget worked on, and without knowing those, we"d be hard pressed to get an all inclusive patent.
If we started using or selling the circuit, well, I"d copied the thing easily enough, and so could any other competent tech. Given a hint on what we were doing, hundreds of outfits would soon be out there competing with us.
Compet.i.tion might be a good thing for the economy as a whole, but it is a bad thing for an underfinanced little company like ours was.
For the rest of that first year, we made solid steady progress. The field did not have to be generated from a point source. We found out how to set up steady-state fields, where a given volume was irradiated evenly and could be transported through time without being sliced into sushi.
We found out how to shield the field, so we could send what we wanted to send without cratering the landscape.
We learned how to operate it with the circuitry inside the field, so it acted sort of like a car, taking its motive power with it. We also figured out how to work it with the circuitry outside the field. We got to calling this the "cannon" technique.
All this time, we were only putting things into the future. From a practical point of view, we could have accomplished much the same thing by locking whatever it was in a box, and taking it out of the box later. The real prize would be to be able to send thingsinto the past.