"Go and put your armour on, my dear," said she, "and bid your maid look to the joints of your harness. We fight to-night in _champ clos_, and you have two champions to encounter, both eager for the fray!"
Miss Ross smiled--
"Let the best man win!" she answered. "He may find to-night that the "latter end of a feast" is not at all unlike "the beginning of a fray!""
CHAPTER V.
a OUTRANCE.
No Amazon, I imagine, in the experience of Herodotus, Sir Walter Raleigh, or our own, was ever known to be careless of her weapons, suffering them to grow blunt from neglect or rusty from disuse. The boar whets his tusks, the stag sharpens his antlers; the n.o.bler beasts of chase are not dependent for safety on flight alone; and shall not woman study how she can best bring to perfection that armour with which Nature provides her for attack, defence, and eventual capture of her prey?
Brighter or more accomplished warriors never entered lists, than the two now sitting in the drawing-room at No. 40; cool, fragrant, diaphanous; redoubtable in that style of beauty which is so enhanced and set off by art.
To these, enter a young gentleman, hot, shy, bewildered; who has followed into the room a name not the least like his own, with considerable trepidation; hardly clear if he is on his head or his heels; and, although worshipping the very pattern of the carpet on which one of these divinities treads, yet conscious, in his heart of hearts, that it would be unspeakable relief to wake up and find himself three-quarters of a mile off at his club.
Mr. Goldthred, whose announcement by a pompous butler as "Mr. Gotobed"
had not served to increase his confidence, was by no means a bold person in general society, and possessed, indeed, as little of that native dignity they call "cheek," as any of the rising generation with whom it was his habit to a.s.sociate; but on the present occasion he felt nervous to an unusual degree, because, alas! he had fallen in love with a woman older, cleverer, more experienced, and altogether of higher calibre than himself.
He had come early, half hoping to find her alone, yet was it a relief to be spared the ordeal of a _tete-a-tete_ that seemed so delightful in fancy. Of course, being her utter bond-slave, he paid his homage to Mrs.
Lascelles with ludicrous stiffness, and blundered at once into an inconsequent conversation with Miss Ross. That syren took pity on his embarra.s.sment--the pity a cat takes on a mouse. It amused her to mark the poor youth"s efforts to seem at ease, his uncomfortable contortions, his wandering replies, and the timid glances he cast on the hem of his conqueror"s garment, who would willingly have met him half-way, had he only gone up and flirted with her in good earnest.
"We haven"t seen you for ages, Mr. Goldthred. What have you been doing?
Where have you been hiding? Rose and I were talking about you this very afternoon."
How he wished he, too, might call his G.o.ddess "Rose;" but she had been talking about him, blessed thought! that very day. His heart was in his throat, and he murmured something about "French play."
"You can"t have been at the French play day and night," laughed Miss Ross; "but I"m not going to cross-examine you. Besides, you weren"t asked here to flirt with _me_. I"ve got my own young man coming, and he"s hideously jealous. I hear him now coughing on the stairs! Only us four. It"s a small party. We shall find each other very stupid, I dare say."
Gathering encouragement, no doubt, from this supposition, and emboldened by a fresh arrival, Mr. Goldthred stole a glance in his idol"s face while she rose to welcome Uncle Joseph. The blue eyes rested on their worshipper very kindly for about half a second. But that half second did his business as effectually as half an hour. If Uncle Joseph was also shy, greater age, wisdom, and corpulence rendered him more capable of concealing such embarra.s.sment. He shook his hostess cordially by the hand; he told Miss Ross she looked like a "China-rose," a flower of which he had formed some vague conception, far removed from reality; and announced that he had spent his day in the City, and was very hungry,--more like a man in business than a man in love. This gentleman took down Miss Ross; Mrs. Lascelles followed with young Goldthred, leaning more weight on his arm than the steepness of the stairs seemed to necessitate. He wished the journey twice as long, and for half a minute was half persuaded he felt happy!
I am sorry I cannot furnish the bill of fare: Uncle Joseph put it in his pocket. It was a way he had, after perusing it solemnly through a pair of gold eye-gla.s.ses, with the intention of working it deliberately to the end.
A dinner organised for an express purpose is generally a failure. On the present occasion there was no particular object to be gained beyond the general discomfiture of two unoffending males, and it went on merrily enough. Drinking is, no doubt, conducive to sentiment; but eating has, I think, a contrary tendency, and should never be mixed up with the affections. Uncle Joseph, though far gone, had not yet lost enough heart to weaken his appet.i.te, and young Goldthred helped himself to everything with the indiscriminate and indecent carelessness of a man under thirty.
The ladies pecked, and sipped, and simpered, yet managed to take a fair share of provender on board; and after champagne had been twice round, the party were thoroughly satisfied with themselves, and with each other. Even Goldthred mustered courage enough to carry on the siege, and began making up for lost time. Her fish was so lively, Mrs. Lascelles thought well to wind in a few yards of line.
"Either you are very romantic, Mr. Goldthred," she objected, "or else you don"t mean us to believe what you say."
"I wish _you_ to believe it," he answered, lowering his voice and blushing, _really_ blushing, though he was a _man_, "and--and--I never used to be romantic till I came _here_."
"It"s in the air I suppose," she answered, laughing, "and we shall all catch it in turn--I hope it isn"t painful! I sometimes think it must be, unless one has it in the mildest form. We"ll ask Miss Ross. Jin, dear, Mr. Goldthred wants to know if you"ve any romance about you. I tell him I don"t think you"ve an atom."
"How can you say so!" exclaimed Miss Ross. "Don"t you know my especial weakness? Can"t anybody see I"m heart all over?"
Uncle Joseph looked up from his cutlet, masticating steadily the while, and his grave eyes rested on the dark, meaning face of the lady by his side. Their gaze indicated surprise, incredulity, and the least touch of scorn.
She was a beautiful fighter, she had practised so much, and knew exactly when and how to return. Shooting one reproachful glance from her large dark eyes full into his own, under cover of the others" voices she murmured two words,--"Strangers yet!"
It was the t.i.tle of a song she sang to him only the day before in the boudoir; a song into which she put all the wild, tender pathos of her flexible and expressive voice. Its burden had been ringing in his ears half an hour ago, while he dressed for dinner.
The round, you see, was a short one; but Uncle Joseph caught it heavily and went down! To borrow the language of the prize-ring--"First blood for Miss Ross."
He came up smiling nevertheless, and finished his gla.s.s of champagne.
"I wish you were a little plainer, Miss Ross. I"m not paying you a compliment, or I should say you could easily afford to be a great deal plainer than you are. I mean what I say."
"And I mean what I say too--sometimes," she whispered, drooping her thick black eye-lashes. "I don"t think I should like to be thought so very plain by _you_."
Uncle Joseph went down again, having received, I fancy, no less punishment in this round than the last.
Meanwhile young Goldthred, fortified by refreshment, and further stimulated by the interest Mrs. Lascelles either felt or affected, embarked on a touching recital of his pursuits, belongings, and general private history. He described in turn, and with strict attention to details, his schooner, his tax-cart, and his poodle; enlarging on the trim and rigging of the first, the varnish of the second, the elaborate shaving of the third--and, indeed, almost soared into eloquence about his dog.
"It shows he has a good heart," thought the listener; "but none the less must he take his punishment like the rest!"
With a little more champagne he glided, by an easy transition, into his possessions, his expectations, his prospects in general; why he had done well in "Spanish," what a mess he had made of "Peruvians," the advantage of early information about American politics, and how nearly he had missed a great uncle"s munificent bequest by exposing his ignorance of the French _Credit Mobilier_. He was not quite a fool, however, and stopped himself with a laugh.
"What a bore you will think me, Mrs. Lascelles," said he. "One is so apt to fancy everybody is interested in what one cares for oneself."
"I am," she answered, with her brightest, kindest look. "I always want to know everything about people I like. When they leave the stage I follow them in fancy behind the scenes, and I _do_ think I should feel hurt if I believed they were really so different without their rouge, wigs, padding, and false calves."
"It"s not "Out of sight, out of mind" with you, eh?" observed the young gentleman, in considerable trepidation. To do him justice, he saw his opportunity, but could make no more of it than the above.
"Do you think it is?" she returned. "And what would one be worth if it was? How little people know each other. We all seem to go about with masks for faces. I dare say mine is like the rest, but I would take it off in a minute if I was asked."
Another opening for Goldthred. He felt full of sentiment, up to his eye-lids; was, indeed, choking with it, but somehow it wouldn"t come out.
"I"ve never been to a regular masquerade," said he simply; "I should think it was capital fun."
Miss Ross, whom nothing escaped, whatever she had on hand, saw his discomfiture, and came to the rescue.
"You"re at one every day of your life," she broke in. "Rose is quite right. n.o.body speaks the whole truth, except Mr. Groves, who has just told me I"m hideous. You know you did, and you think you"re a capital judge. I shall not forgive you till after coffee. I must say I can"t agree with Rose about one"s friends. As for mine, with a few brilliant exceptions, the less I see of them the better I like it."
"If that"s the case, Jin, we"ll go up-stairs," said the hostess, rising slowly and gracefully, as she fastened the last b.u.t.ton of her glove.
"Uncle Joseph," she added, with her sweetest smile, "you"re at home, you know. You must take care of Mr. Goldthred;" and so swept out, keeping the blue eyes Goldthred so admired steadily averted from his eager face.
He returned to the table after shutting the door quite crest-fallen and disappointed. He had counted on one more look to carry him through the tedious half-hour that must intervene ere he could see her again, and she probably knew this as well as he did. Ladies are sometimes exceedingly liberal of such small encouragements; sometimes, as if from mere caprice, withhold them altogether. No doubt they adapt their treatment to the symptoms shown by the sufferer.
It _was_ a long half-hour for the two gentlemen thus left over their dessert, without a subject of interest in common. Uncle Joseph"s mature prudence, over-reaching itself, mistrusted a single lady"s cellar, and he stuck faithfully to pale sherry; while Goldthred, with youthful temerity, dashed boldly at the claret, and was rewarded by finding an exceedingly sound and fragrant vintage. Not that he knew the least what he was drinking, but swallowed sweetmeats and filled b.u.mpers with a nervous impatience for release, that lengthened every minute into ten.
The other, wondering why his relative had asked this guest to dinner, and what merit she could see in him, thought him the stupidest young man he had ever come across, and was sorely tempted to tell him so.
They tried the usual topics in vain--the instability of the Government, the good looks of the Princess, the disgraceful uncertainty of the weather. At last, Goldthred, driven to despair, propounded the comprehensive question, "What were they doing to-day in the City?" and the companions got on better after so suggestive an inquiry.
Uncle Joseph delivered his opinions solemnly on certain doubtful securities; the younger man made a shrewd observation concerning his own investments. Obviously they had in one respect a similarity of tastes, and each found his dislike of the other decreasing every moment. Uncle Joseph even began to debate in his own mind, whether he ought not to ask his new acquaintance to dinner. He had drunk five gla.s.ses of sherry, and I think one more would have settled the point; but the welcome moment of release chimed out with the half-hour from a clock on the chimney-piece, so flinging down his napkin he pointed to the empty claret-jug, and suggested they should proceed up-stairs.
There was nothing Goldthred desired so much. He pulled his tie straight,--it had a tendency to get under his left ear,--bounced into the pa.s.sage, whisked his hat off the hall table, weathered the butler coming out with tea, and was already engaged with the enemy, before Uncle Joseph had fairly extricated himself from the dining-room.
The ladies were wrapped in silence; they generally are when the men come up after dinner. They had disposed themselves, also, very judiciously.