"The Symbolical Nature of the Mosaic Economy," said Despard, placidly.
"And is the t.i.tle all your own?"
"All my own."
"Then pray don"t write the book. The t.i.tle is enough. Publish that, and see if it does not of itself by its own extraordinary merits bring you undying fame."
"I"ve been thinking seriously of doing so," said Despard, "and I don"t know but that I may follow your advice. It will save some trouble, and perhaps amount to just as much in the end."
"And do you often have such brilliant fancies?"
"No, frankly, not often. I consider that t.i.tle the one great idea of my life."
"But do not dwell too much upon that," said Mrs. Thornton, in a warning voice. "It might make you conceited."
"Do you think so?" rejoined the other, with a shudder. "Do you really think so? I hope not. At any rate I hope you do not like conceited people?"
"No."
"Am I conceited?"
"No. I like you," replied Mrs. Thornton, with a slight bow and a wave of the hand, which she accompanied with a smile.
"And I like you," said Despard, in the same tone.
"You could not do less."
"This," said Despard, with an air of thoughtful seriousness, "is a solemn occasion. After such a tender confession from each of us what remains to be done? What is it that the novels lay down?"
"I"m sure," returned Mrs. Thornton, with the same a.s.sumed solemnity, "it is not for me to say. You must make the proposition."
"We cannot do any thing less than fly together."
"I should think not"
"But where?"
"And not only where, but how? By rail, by steamboat, or by ca.n.a.l? A ca.n.a.l strikes me as the best mode of flight. It is secluded."
"Free from observation," said Despard.
"Quiet," rejoined Mrs. Thornton.
"Poetic."
"Remote."
"Unfriended."
"Solitary."
"Slow."
"And, best of all, hitherto untried."
"Yes, its novelty is undeniable."
"So much so," said Mrs. Thornton, "that it overwhelms one. It is a bright, original idea, and in these days of commonplace is it not creditable? The idea is mine, Sir, and I will match it with your--what?--your Symbolical Nature of the Mosaic Cosmogony."
"Economy."
"But Cosmogony is better. Allow me to suggest it by way of a change."
"It must be so, since you say it; but I have a weakness for the word Economy. It is derived from the Greek--"
"Greek!" exclaimed Mrs. Thornton, raising her hands. "You surely are not going to be so ungenerous as to quote Greek! Am I not a lady? Will you be so base as to take me at a disadvantage in that way?"
"I am thoroughly ashamed of myself, and you may consider that a tacit apology is going on within my mind whenever I see you."
"You are forgiven," said Mrs. Thornton.
"I can not conceive how I could have so far forgotten myself. I do not usually speak Greek to ladies. I consider it my duty to make myself agreeable. And you have no idea how agreeable I can make myself, if I try."
"I? I have no idea? Is it you who say that, and to me?" exclaimed Mrs.
Thornton, in that slight melodramatic tone which she had employed thus far, somewhat exaggerated. "After what I told you--of my feelings?"
"I see I shall have to devote all the rest of my life to making apologies."
"No. Do not make apologies. Avoid your besetting sins. Otherwise, fond as I am of you"--and she spoke with exaggerated solemnity--"I must regard you as a failure."
The conversation went on uninterruptedly in this style for some time. It appeared to suit each of them. Despard"s face, naturally grave, a.s.sisted him toward maintaining the mock-serious tone which he chose to adopt; and Mrs. Thornton"s peculiar style of face gave her the same advantage.
It pleased each to express for the other an exaggerated sentiment of regard. They considered it banter and badinage. How far it was safe was another thing. But they had known one another years before, and were only resuming the manner of earlier times.
Yet, after all, was it safe for the grave Rector of Holby to adopt the inflated style of a troubadour in addressing the Lady of Thornton Grange? Neither of them thought of it. They simply improved the shining hour after this fashion, until at length the conversation was interrupted by the opening of folding-doors, and the entrance of a servant who announced--dinner.
On entering the dining-room Despard was greeted with respectful formality by the master of the house. He was a man of about forty, with the professional air of the lawyer about him, and an abstracted expression of face, such as usually belongs to one who is deeply engrossed in the cares of business. His tone, in spite of its friendliness, was naturally stiff, and was in marked contrast to the warmth of Mrs. Thornton"s greeting.
"How do you like your new quarters?" he asked, as they sat down.
"Very well," said Despard. "It is more my home, you know, than any other place. I lived there so many years as school-boy with Mr. Carson that it seems natural to take up my station there as home."
Mr. Thornton relapsed into his abstraction while Despard was speaking, who directed the remainder of his conversation to Mrs. Thornton.
It was light, idle chat, in the same tone as that in which they had before indulged. Once or twice, at some unusually extravagant remark, Mr. Thornton looked up in perplexity, which was not lessened on seeing their perfect gravity.
They had a long discussion as to the meaning of the phrase "the day after to-morrow." Despard a.s.serted that it meant the same as eternal duration, and insisted that it must be so, since when to-morrow came the day after it was still coming, and when that came there was still the day after. He supported his theory with so much earnestness that Thornton, after listening for a while, took the trouble to go heavily and at length into the whole question, and conclude it triumphantly against Despard.
Then the subject of politics came up, and a probable war with France was considered. Despard professed to take no interest in the subject, since, even if an invasion took place, clergymen could do nothing. They were exempt from military duty in common with gaugers. The mention of this brought on a long discussion as to the spelling of the word gauger.