Thrice I returned to him; but the third refill was a scanty one, since by this time there lacked but half a score of the taller children to be satisfied. To these, too, I distributed their gifts, and when every eager pair of hands had been laden, I wheeled about for the next word of command.
But Mr Felix had skipped down from the stage, letting the curtain fall behind him. He stood with his back to me, waving both arms to the orchestra; and as the musicians plunged at the opening bars of the Toy Symphony, the curtain rose, almost as soon as it had dropped; and rose upon a scene representing a street with shops decked for Christmas, and snow upon their eaves and window ledges.
Then, still to the strains of the Toy Symphony, a Harlequin ran in, with a Columbine, whom he twisted upon his bent knee, and tossed lightly through the upper window of a baker"s shop, himself diving a moment later, with a slap of his wand, through the flap of the fishmonger"s door, hard by. Next, as on a frozen slide, came the Clown, with red-hot poker, the Pantaloon tripping over his stick, and two Constables wreathed in strings of sausages. The Clown boxed the Pantaloon"s ears; the Pantaloon pa.s.sed on the buffet to the Constables, and all plunged together into the fishmonger"s.
The Clown emerged running with a stolen plaice, pa.s.sed it into the hands of the Pantaloon, who followed, and was in turn pursued off the scene by the Constables: but the fishmonger, issuing last in chase, ran into the Clown, who caught up a barrel of red herrings and bonneted him. The fishmonger extricated himself, and the two began to pelt each other with herrings, while the children screamed with laughter. . . .
It was a famous harlequinade; and, as usual, it concluded the entertainment. For after a harlequinade, what can stand between a child and happy dreams?--especially if he go to them with his arms full of Christmas presents. Five minutes after the curtain had fallen I found myself standing beside Mr Felix in the hall, while he bade good-night to his guests. Carriages of his hiring had arrived for them, and the coachmen apparently had received their orders.
A dozen well-trained nurses moved about the hall, and, having dressed the little ones--who by this time were almost too drowsy with pleasure to thank their entertainer--carried them out into the portico, where the liveried footmen stood by the carriage doors.
Slam! went the doors, and one after another--with scarcely a word of command-the carriages bowled off over the thick snow.
When the last guest had gone, Mr Felix turned to me.
"The play is over," said he. "When I am gone, it will be repeated year after year at Christmas, at the Cripples" Hospital. My will provides for that, and that will be my monument. But for a few years to come I hope to hold the entertainment here, in my own house.
Come, you may take off your robe and wig and go in peace. I would fain have a talk with you, but I am tired, as perhaps you may guess.
Go, then--and go in peace!"
Motioning the footman to fall back, he walked out with me and down the steps of the portico; but halted on the lowest step by the edge of the frozen snow, and with a wave of the hand dismissed me into the night.
I had gained the end of the street and the bridge that there spans the river before it occurred to me that I was carrying my bag, and-- with a shock--that my bag still held the stolen jewels.
By the second lamp on the bridge I halted, lifted the bag on to the snow-covered parapet, thrust in a hand, and drew forth--a herring!
Herrings--red herrings--filled the bag to the brim. I dragged them forth, and rained handful after handful overboard into the black water. Still, below them, I had hopes to find the jewels. But the jewels were gone. At least, I supposed that all were gone, when-- having jettisoned the last herring--I groped around the bottom of the bag.
Something p.r.i.c.ked my finger. I drew it out and held it under the lamp-light. It was a small turquoise brooch, set around with diamonds.
For at least two minutes I stared at it, there, under the lamp; had slipped it half-way into my waistcoat pocket; but suddenly took a new resolve, and walked back along the street to the house.
Mr Felix yet stood on the lower step of the portico. Above him, still as a statue, a footman waited at the great house-door, until it should please his master to re-enter.
"Excuse me, sir--" I began, and held up the brooch.
"I meant it for you," said Mr Felix quietly, affably. "I gave precisely five pounds for it, at an auction, and I warn you that it is worth just thrice that sum. Still, if you would prefer ready-money, as in your circ.u.mstances I dare say you do,--he felt in his breeches pocket--"here are the five sovereigns, and--once more-- go in peace."
THE MAYOR"S DOVECOT: A CAUTIONARY TALE.
In the first quarter of the nineteenth century there lived at Dolphin House, Troy, a Mr Samuel Pinsent, ship-chandler, who by general consent was the funniest fellow that ever took up his abode in the town. He came originally from somewhere in the South Hams, but this tells us nothing, for the folk of the South Hams are a decent, quiet lot, and you might travel the district to-day from end to end without coming across the like of Mr Pinsent.
He was, in fact, an original. He could do nothing like an ordinary man, and he did everything jocosely, with a wink and a chuckle.
To watch him, you might suppose that business was a first-cla.s.s practical joke, and he invariably wound up a hard bargain by slapping his victim on the back. Some called him Funny Pinsent, others The Bester. Few liked him. Nevertheless he prospered, and in 1827 was chosen mayor of the borough.
In person, Mr Pinsent was spare and diminutive, with a bald head, a tuft of badger-gray hair over either ear, and a fresh-coloured, clean-shaven face, extraordinarily wrinkled about the face and at the corners of the eyes, which twinkled at you from under a pair of restless stivvery eyebrows. You had only to look at them and note the twitch of his lips to be warned of the man"s facetiousness.
Mr Pinsent"s office--for he had no shop-front, and indeed his stock-in-trade was not of a quality to invite inspection--looked out upon the Town Square; his back premises upon the harbour, across a patch of garden, terminated by a low wall and a blue-painted quay-door. I call it a garden because Mr Pinsent called it so; and, to be sure, it boasted a stretch of turf, a couple of flower-beds, a flagstaff, and a small lean-to greenhouse. But casks and coils of manilla rope, blocks, pumps, and chain-cables, encroached upon the amenities of the spot--its pebbled pathway, its parterres, its raised platform overgrown with nasturtiums, where Mr Pinsent sat and smoked of an evening and watched the shipping; the greenhouse stored sacks of ship-bread as well as pot-plants; and Mrs Salt, his housekeeper (he was unmarried), had attached a line to the flagstaff, and aired the washing thereon.
But the pride of the garden was its dovecote, formed of a large cider-barrel on a mast. The barrel was pierced with pigeon-holes, and fitted with ledges on which the birds stood to preen themselves.
Mr Pinsent did not profess himself a fancier. His columbarium--a mixed collection of fantails and rocketers--had come to him by a side-wind of business, as offset against a bad debt; but it pleased him to sit on his terrace and watch the pretty creatures as they wheeled in flight over the harbour and among the masts of the shipping. They cost him nothing to keep, for he had always plenty of condemned pease on hand; and they multiplied in peace at the top of their mast, which was too smooth for any cat to climb.
One summer"s night, however, about midway in the term of his mayoralty, Mr Pinsent was awakened from slumber by a strange sound of fluttering. It came through the open window from the garden, and almost as he sat up in bed and rubbed his eyes it warned him that something serious was amiss with his dovecote. He flung off the bed-clothes and made a leap for the window.
The night was warm and windless, with a waning moon in the east, and as yet no tremble of the dawn below it. Around the foot of the dovecote the turf lay in blackest shadow; but a moon-ray overtopping the low ridge of Mr Garraway"s back premises (Mr Pinsent"s next-door neighbour on the left), illuminated the eastern side of the barrel, the projecting platform on which it rested, and a yard or more of the mast, from its summit down--or, to be accurate, it shed a pale radiance on a youthful figure, clinging there by its legs, and upon a hand and arm reaching over the platform to rob the roost.
"You infernal young thief!" shouted Mr Pinsent.
As his voice broke upon the night across the silent garden, the hand paused suddenly in the act of dragging forth a pigeon which it had gripped by the neck. The bird, almost as suddenly set free, flapped across the platform, found its wings and scuffled away in flight.
The thief--Mr Pinsent had been unable to detect his features-slid down the mast into darkness, and the darkness, a moment later, became populous with whispering voices and the sound of feet stealing away towards the yet deeper shadow of Mr Garraway"s wall.
"Who goes there?" challenged Mr Pinsent again. "Villains! Robbers!
You just wait till I come down to you! I"ve a gun here, by George!
and if you don"t stand still there and give me your names--"
But this was an empty threat. Mr Pinsent, though nothing of a sportsman, did indeed possess a gun, deposited with him years ago as security against a small loan. But it hung over the office chimney-piece downstairs, and he could not have loaded it, even if given the necessary powder and shot. Possibly the boys guessed this.
At any rate, they made no answer.
Possibly, too (for a white nightcap and nightshirt were discernible in almost pitchy darkness), they saw him strut back from the window to slip downstairs and surprise them. Mr Pinsent paused only to insert his feet into a pair of loose slippers, and again, as he unbolted the back door, to s.n.a.t.c.h a lantern off its hook. Yet by the time he ran out upon the garden the depredators had made good their escape.
He groped inside the lantern for the tinder-box, which lay within, handy for emergencies; found it, and kneeling on the gra.s.s-plot beside the mast, struck flint upon steel. As he blew upon the tinder and the faint glow lit up his face and nightcap, a timorous exclamation quavered down from one of the upper windows.
"Oh, sir! Wha--whatever is the matter?" It was the voice of Mrs Salt, the housekeeper.
For a moment Mr Pinsent did not answer. In the act of thrusting the brimstone match into the lantern his eye had fallen on a white object lying on the turf and scarcely a yard away--a white fan-tail pigeon, dead, with a twisted neck. He picked up the bird and stared around angrily into the darkness.
"Robbery is the matter, ma"am," he announced, speaking up to the unseen figure in the window. "Some young ruffians have been stealing and killing my pigeons. I caught "em in the act, and a serious matter they"ll find it." Here Mr Pinsent raised his voice, in case any of the criminals should be lurking within earshot. "I doubt, ma"am, a case like this will have to go to the a.s.sizes."
"Hadn"t you better put something on?" suggested another voice, not Mrs Salt"s, from somewhere on the left.
"Eh?" Mr Pinsent wheeled about and peered into the darkness.
"Is that you, Garraway?"
"It is," answered Mr Garraway from his bedroom window over the wall.
"Been stealin" your pigeons, have they? Well, I"m sorry; and yet in a way "tis a relief to my mind. For, first along, seeing you, out there, skipping round in your shirt with a lantern, I"d a fear you had been taken funny in the night!"
"Bless the man!" said Mr Pinsent. "Do you suppose I"d do this for a joke?"
I don"t know," responded Mr Garraway, with guarded candour.
"I feared it. But, of course, if they"ve stolen your pigeons, "tis another matter. A very serious matter, as you say, and no doubt your being mayor makes it all the worse."
Now this att.i.tude of Mr Garraway conveyed a hint of warning, had Mr Pinsent been able to seize it. The inhabitants of Troy have, in fact, a sense of humour, but it does not include facetiousness.
On the contrary, facetiousness affronts and pains them. They do not understand it, and Mr Pinsent understood nothing else. Could he have been told that for close upon twenty years he had been afflicting his neighbours with the pleasantries he found so enjoyable, his answer had undoubtedly been "The bigger numskulls they!" But now his doom was upon him.
He ate his breakfast that morning in silence. Mrs Salt, burning to discuss the robbery, set down the dishes with a quite unnecessary clatter, but in vain. He scarcely raised his head.
"Indeed, sir, and I"ve never known you so upset," she broke out at length, unable to contain herself longer. "Which I"ve always said that you was wonderful, the way you saw the bright side of everything and could pa.s.s it off with a laugh."
"Good Lord!" said Mr Pinsent testily. "Did I ever call midnight robbery a laughing matter?"