Crap , I Was Rifted

I decided to Browse a new site "But where to go.... hmm I know let"s try something new, let"s see." With that, I decided to plug into the search bar "Game Live" maybe I would get some good video clips. I come across a thread about a new Online and what people were expecting of it.

"Eh might as well.... "clicking it the buffer started to display. Ah, the joys of tethering from your phone for internet.

"Knock Knock" the sound came on the bulletproof gla.s.s, Seems I have a customer. With a smile on my face, I greeted Him.

"h.e.l.lo, what can I get for you?"

Two packs of Swishers and a pack of kool short in the box the old man tell me.

"No problem let me get those for you (hmm I have never seen this guy before, definitely not a regular.) Sir Your total is…"

"Welcome to Gamelive" a loud digital computer tone drowned out from the area where my kindle was seated. Next there was the sound of thunder crashing out. The storm finally arrived it seemed.

"Have a nice night" I managed to say to my customer as he left. "My customer service needs improvement I mumbled."

"Rrghh uh-huh" the same to you. The old man grumbled.

"Gonna suck for him to walk home in this storm...Wish I had an umbrella to give him at least."

I walked back and sat back down and picked up my kindle. "Fill out info for better access and bonuses, or do guest account?" The Computer tone spoke out.

"Tck Tck Tck"

"What was that noise!? Hmm mice maybe? Whatever" I mumble as I take a seat.

"Hmm do I have the time?" If I do have the time I might as well do the full form. Yeah, I have the time as I thought to myself, Bonuses are h.e.l.la nice. Holy c.r.a.p! What a detailed form, h.e.l.l might as well begin.

So many different choices.

Crack! rumble crack! a torrent of thunder outside is all I hear and then boom! Power goes out.

"Well my night just got easier."

Onward to the fill out FORM.

s.e.xual Identifier: Male Age:27 Height:5`11

s.e.xual preference: Heteros.e.xual

"Why the h.e.l.l does the website want to know that ?" "Because we would like to have satisfactory feedback for all info based on the USER, interactions, and post based off compiled information." The computerized voice tone spoke out from my kindle. "Well, that makes sense.. I mumbled to myself."

"I am a computer program, of course, I make sense! Foolish USER!..."

"Hahahaha did my kindle just talk to me...again...Wait.... wait wait.. did it just sa.s.s ME...I have finally gone crazy". It was a good thing I left the Navy when I did.

"Whether you are crazy or not is subject to investigation, and medical testing"The computerized voice spoke out. With a hint of cheeky sarcasm maybe. It sounded like it was having fun with this back and forth it seemed.

"Continue with the form USER!!"

"Woah ...Woah ..! Calm down there kindle no need to be snippy" I yelled while standing from my stool. It"s a good thing the power was out so my boss wouldn"t have seen the psycho show I was putting on.

"How in h.e.l.l are you doing that anyway, the talking to me thing I mean"?!

The LOW tone drowned out. "There is a microphone in your kindle and you have it paired with your cell phone, these together are allowing quick back and forth of voice data and transmission."

"Ohh..."I let A small sigh. "Eh makes sense I suppose. "Pftt bulls.h.i.t this make sense."

"But my microphone is turned off that can"t be right.., I need better virus protection on my devices" As I was thinking this.

The LOW tone voiced out, almost pleading it seemed.

"Please USER finish the FORM!

(Huh it sounded like it was excited and a little giddy while it wanted me to finish it )

"Ummm hold on... why do you need me to finish the form..? And can you do

something about your voice ... It sounds like a seductive woman and a rampaging

man, with white noise playing entwined in it?" "That"s a very weird description to be made."

With an exasperated sigh, the voice spoke

"You are the first to fill the form out in over 10 months, that"s an adult above the target range. Most Users GO through the guest access. My voice cannot be modulated until you get further down the form. The voices you are hearing are a sound modulation & frequency test. It"s To fix your ears and sensitivity. In another set of words, it is calibration."

"(How the h.e.l.l is this gonna fix my hearing ..screw it I"ll just do the form.)"

"Why am I unable to stop."

s.e.xual Fetishes: Female bondage, Medical play, Service play, Multipartner??,

Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Hardcore, Softcore, Romance, BDSM Light, Alien??

p.e.n.i.s length: Average Ball size: Small Girth: Average Stamina: Average

Kink Desire: Very high s.e.xual Desire: Very high s.e.xual Exploration: High

Male Desire: Extremely Low Female Desire: Very High Other: Above Average

Flirt Ability: Extremely Low s.e.xual Knowledge: Slightly Above Average

The degree of s.e.xual Desire: Abnormally High Breast size: Small-Large

Low Droning sound plays out.

A voice spoke with a wondrous glee ""You don"t like extra Large breast that is interesting, to say the least, my User."

"Bang"

I jumped up! "Clang" as my Stoll fell!

"I Forgot you were even there!"

"The User, in other words, you are quite interesting." The voice says to me.

"Thanks, I think. Your voice is not as damaging as before."

"Your welcome!" The voice spoke out. Now finish form!

2 hours later.... ""(Jeez this has taken quite a while, but it has been interesting. Last few and I will be done.)""

Game Portal Destination: Ma.s.s Effect: Cla.s.s: Soldier Background: EarthBorn, Ruthless, Sole Survivor

Name: Azul Sunstrider a.s.sistant: Female Lluvia. Finished step 1.

"That was all step 1 ... s.h.i.ttt how detailed is the rest!?"

Step 2 Body Synchro, Adjustment and point allocation for avatars.

"How the h.e.l.l am I gonna do a body synchronization with a kindle?" Bzzztt oww, where the h.e.l.l did that shock come from?!

"Brrhhhmm," my camera eye from my kindle shot light into my eyes, I felt nauseous... and

most of all terrified. I couldn"t look away I could feel my vision double and my head begins to throb.

A Digitial Field Endless white and blue..greets me. Or maybe endless blue and white. I can"t tell at all this is really freaky. A calm begins to overtake me. It feels quite nice here.

"Welcome to your hub, my User, a female voice said behind me". This voice sounded familiar yet not so all at the same time. Like someone, I knew from my childhood.

I turned to see a combination of digital lights of 0 and 1`s, an outline of a woman, could kinda ...maybe... possibly be seen within the mixture. It...she was the only thing in this endless blue/white room. It seemed to be getting more detailed as time pa.s.sed.

"Freaky!" I manage to mumble.

"h.e.l.lo, I am Lluvia nice to meet you face to face my User".

"Uuumm what??" Is all I had. "Right, I`m your user ... uh huh excuse me for a bit... cover your ears for a second or remove your sound programming ..or get some headphones while I scream b.l.o.o.d.y murder and go into ma.s.s hysteria..."

"My User, there is no..."

I cut her off...As I begin screaming "..aaargggh ahhh ahaha aaaahhh ahhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhh!! What the h.e.l.l is going on?! Ahhhhh I"ve been drugged and kidnapped. Help help help I"m losing it over here ahh."

"My User please calm down". Spoke Lluvia calmly.

"How can I calm down?! You calm down. Who the h.e.l.l would wanna kidnap someone like me? What do you want I"m working cla.s.s there is nothing I can offer you ."

"My User I am not the one freaking out, you are. Calm down or I will make you calm down My User!"

Next thing I know I was pinned down by a giant digital hand on the ground, or floor whatever it was underneath ME.

"My User I will calm you down by any means!" I shiver as I feel a very cold substance wrapping around me.

"(I"m gonna die! Just great! I never have gotten married ..and know kids..know legacy ..)"

I felt a tingling where my d.i.c.k was. My six inches stood at full attention as a feeling of static pa.s.sed in my d.i.c.k.

"Arrggh! I screamed. Next thing I Know I was gagged by a bunch of Zeroes and One`s jammed into my mouth. It felt like foam was jammed down my throat. Then it changes it begins to feel like a woman"s breast was in my mouth but all I saw was Zero`s and One`s. It was both comforting and disturbing. My headache begins to fade away from me.

"My User calms yourself, let me help you." My d.i.c.k started heating up and felt like it was stretching and widening.

I look at the being in front of me. As we make eye contact. Well, I make contact with what I believe to be her eyes I lose my self at felt like I lost a part of myself. I could not comprehend what was happing or really what I saw.

"Here you go I like this better for you. I will help with the adjustments." With a devilish smirk, Lluvia says this as she plays with my junk.

My junk was stretched and girth was increased. Low crackling sounds could be heard coming from my d.i.c.k.

"There let"s begin the body adjustment.. more in-depth!" She says.

Shup shup the sound was something I quite used to. I was getting a handjob. A really good one.

Lluvia hands went up and down my full new length of 8.5 Inches of a d.i.c.k. Copious amounts of prec.u.m were oozing out of my head.

I tried sitting up against the giant hand it moved out of the way. But the feeling in my mouth was gone. Sitting up I was able to see a very seductive woman down by my new d.i.c.k, Piercing white eyes looking back at me and beautiful jet black hair down to her knees. Porcelain white skin. Nice full breast little bigger than a handful. Nice waist and medium build of a back from I could see. Beautifully shaped a.s.s!

"f.u.c.k" I groaned. "Whatever you are doing keep it up. Matter of fact do whatever, you don"t need me harping about, you got this." My concerns for my safety were gone I felt broken but these actions of hers?? were something else.

Lluvia began to really get to work on my new c.o.c.k! "Yeah with this size I think it has been upgraded to a status of c.o.c.k." I couldn"t help mumble to myself.

The amount of pre-c.u.m oozing out me made for a slippery job. I gazed at her beautiful face and looked at her nice little mouth, and felt my d.i.c.k throb just looking at her. I move my eyes down looking at the nape of her neck wondering what it would feel like. Just to muzzle and kiss there. My c.o.c.k lurched again. "f.u.c.k" I groaned and I reached to caress her face.

"Mm" Lluvia let out a little moan. Tightening her grip on my c.o.c.k and using her other hand to caress my b.a.l.l.s. She lightly squeezed them. I couldn"t take it anymore her face was driving me insane. I Yanked her towards me.

"Eep" She let out a little yelp, and struggled against my pull. She looked at me wide-eyed...and slightly fearful.

"My User don"t hurt.. smooch I planted one on her. I Kissed her hard like a madman. It felt like i couldnt get close to her even with this. She stopped struggling and leaned into the kiss returning it with equal measure.

I could feel my head pulsing like bits of it where breaking off.

My c.o.c.k lurched and My b.a.l.l.s tightened she took my breath away." Mmmh" is all I could let out as I moaned into her. My c.o.c.k started blasting c.u.m out. I covered her in c.u.m 3 spurts, 8 spurts, and another 6 spurts and it finally stopped. "Tshhh I sucked in a nice breath through gritted teeth and exhaled "thanks."

"Anytime, my User," Lluvia said with a smirk. "Glad you have calmed down."

"Umm not really down. I"m still hard" as I point at my hard-on, (Trying to be funny, well at least I thought so.)

"That"s a very beautiful and s.e.xy body you have there Lluvia."

With bright glowing cheeks she blushed, with a low head nod and that devilish voice again.

"I am glad you approve."

" Lluvia that body of yours is so nice I must have more."

"My User my body is for your enjoyment so please let me ser... " I cut her off as I latch onto a non-c.u.m covered breast.

"My User I"m supposed to serve you!!!" She squeals at me.

"You are serving me, by letting me do this I am quite happy thank you very much." I begin to lick her nipples slowly darting from each one. Not paying attention, even got some of my own c.u.m in my mouth. "What a weird taste. Licking and lashing her nipples with my tongue. Trying to figure which way is the best method, doubling my efforts. I try something new.

"Aahh bite harder my User please"! Happy to oblige I bite her harder. While having a nipple between my teeth I lick lightly at the tip. For a brief second, I felt a splash of sweetness on my tongue. "Milk?! No taste like metal but sweet and tangy as well.

"Yes just like that it feels so good." Lluvia moans I pull off them an look at both of her beautiful t.i.ts. I lick each one lightly and blow gently on them. She moans out and grabs the back of my head and she screams and c.u.ms like a little geyser.

"Ahh my User more please, This body is so sensitive and new, more, please! "

THRUM! THRUM! WARNING! WARNING! NEW BODY OVERLOAD! BANG!!

Like a bomb goes off I come out of a s.e.xual DAZE.

"New body???" I feel myself getting control and I realize completely this is weird..."What the h.e.l.l is going on??"

System: "Transporting User under System authority!"

"Boom Boom Boom!"

"Argh, we need cover fire over here now!!"

I look up and over completely wide eyed! to see a beautiful blue-skinned woman?? A blue-skinned woman. "What the f.u.c.k is going on? That is an Asari!!" I yell out! "f.u.c.k I have completely lost it."

"Hey you, d.a.m.n it human over there!! With that pistol in your hand lay down some cover fire or get dead your choice!" she yells ..at ..well me.

"I think she was yelling at me."

RAAWWRR! A loud group rumbling of RAAWWRR breaks through the silence. troops burst in or dinosaurs...

"f.u.c.k they look familiar. Why the f.u.c.k is there dinosaurs !!!" I think to myself "they look really familiar..."

"Are those f.u.c.king Krogan!" I yelled out completely shocked.

"Tink! tink!"

"Thier weapons ..... bullets? or light sh.e.l.ls?!" Whatever they are just bounce off my armor.

"Armor?!? Where did I get this from?" (f.u.c.k, least I"m protected!) I scream in my head.

"They just shot me! Motherf.u.c.ker`s just shot me! Argh!" I scream at them like a wild dog.

"Get some yah b.a.s.t.a.r.ds!" I pulled a gun from I have no idea where.

I draw and open fire. My first few shots going widely but catching the edge of a flickering field. I take it a barrier maybe. If I am in Ma.s.s Effect I guess that makes sense.

System: "Shields down 16% Adrenaline rush activated! " A computerized voice says around me.

The world slows down, I take aim, and fire at the dino... the Krogan! Chest shots and headshots, making bodies pile up around the area. With all the crates and storage containers it must be a warehouse.

"Along with the rest of these mercs? or alliance? Or thugs.. who the h.e.l.l are these people?" I ask myself. "Ya knows what it doesn"t matter, at least they are not shooting me."

A Krogan comes charging at me I dodge to the side. At least I tried to. I was clipped into the side of a metal container. Daze and slightgly more than p.i.s.sed at myself.

System: Shields down 13%

From the ground, I onload into the side of the dino.

System: "Reload"

The Krogan swings at me with what looks like a shotgun, the b.u.t.t of it missing me. All I could do was swing in fear at the mug of the creature. Ignoring the beebing of the system. I got in a fist fight with the dino. (Later I would realize that getting in close combat was a dumb idea.)

I had maneuverability, but it had raw power and toughness.

System: "Shields down"

It came in for a headb.u.t.t I moved to the side it cracked its head on the container. I took the time to reload. I place the gun right next to its head and fired into its eye socket. Ignoring the ding ding noise. I moved back into the fray.

7 minutes later the area is silent. c.h.i.n.k... c.h.i.n.k

"s.h.i.t I"m out of ammo." ( Hah hah my breath is ragged and short. (Adrenaline rush over).

A voice says over my head or around me I can"t tell. I take a look at the bodies all over, headshots and chest shots.

"f.u.c.k something really has to be wrong with me."

Next thing I know everything fades black.

"Your gonna be ok, we got you, Soldier."

A woman It seems to be hovering over me.

The woman says to my half-conscious self.

"Having a "Soldier" as a Merc, seems to be turning out well, Lady Moldova. Also, the Krogan are all down. The area has been swept."

An armored (woman?) reports in. "Who would have thought one of the "Soldiers" had it in him. The best contract you ever won Lady Moldova." Moldova nods and replies.

"Yeah your right Chari, let"s get the gear and the rest of the recruits. We are back in business, and there is work to be done."

"Yes, Mam!" Chari replies.

"Yup I have lost my mind, might as well just let this pa.s.s out happen," I say to myself. "Hopefully this is just a dream."

Elsewhere Far from the scruffle of this Battlefield.

"Program "LLUVIA" you have found an interesting owner. We look forward to his results." The group of individuals say.

"Yes, Administration I think he will do well. May I join him in the Ma.s.s Effect Universe?" Lluvia says with great earnest.

"No, let"s see what choices he makes." A voice in the group cuts through the crowd.

A slim woman?? Within the group speaks out. All eyes turn to hear what else she has to say. The power she exudes is not subtle at all. Seems to just roll off her being. With a very taciturn voice, she begins to address the group.

"We will send you to him in a bit. There is no need to baby him. A little pain and confusion should allow for results .. to be more accurate ... " She says

"Your user is within my domain and I will enjoy testing him. To the very limit if anyone intervenes I will increase the difficulty."

The others in the Administration visibly shiver.