Oh, dear mamma! I pray thee, strive To keep thyself, for us alive!
And dear papa, we miss him, too, Almost as much as we do you.
We long to see his dear old face, And fold him in our close embrace.
And Marjorie and Donald, too, We miss you all, but mostly you.
Oh, hurry and grow very strong, That we may have you back ere long.
SERETTA CARLILLIAN.
Miss Zaidee and Miss Helen Ward have decided that they will patronize the ocean hereafter for their daily bath, rather than the tanks in the cheese factory.
A SAD ACCIDENT.
The other day our editor, and one of the valuable contributors to this paper, were seated on two posts, playing the manly game of bean-bag. The bag was coming to the editor, but somehow, when he grabbed for it, it fell on the ground. Our editor immediately sprang after it, but, in doing so, his dress caught on the post, and he hung up there. He was rescued by Miss Le G. He is now doing well.
POOR PATTY.
Little Patty looked very poor indeed. She sat on a rough stone that was used as a door-step, with her head resting on her hand.
Her beautiful golden curls fell way below her waist, over her white neck and shoulders, which her ragged dress did not hide.
Patty had been stolen by gypsies three years before, when she was seven years old. She was very pretty, and because of that the gypsies had stolen her to sell. One night she ran away from the gypsies, and during the day she wandered on till she came to a large town. When it was night again, she was tired and hungry, and she sat down on a door-step and fell fast asleep, and here she was found by Mrs. Bruce, who took her home, thinking she could make her useful in running errands.
So Patty was sitting on the door-step when a rough voice called from inside the house, "Be off with you, you lazy thing! Didn"t I tell you an hour ago to be off for the milk? Be off with you, I say."
Poor Patty got off rather slowly, for she didn"t feel well, and ran down the street and didn"t stop till she got to the store.
But coming home she didn"t run so fast, for her head ached, and when she got home Nan Bruce scolded her. In a few minutes Patty went up-stairs to her poor garret, where she slept, and threw herself upon the bed, and cried herself to sleep. When she woke up she had a high fever, and in a short time she was delirious.
Nan was much alarmed, and sent for the doctor, who said she had scarlet fever, and he got a good nurse for her. For three months no one expected she would recover, but after that she began to get well.
One morning, when she was nearly well, she said suddenly to the doctor, "Doctor, it seems to me as if I had seen you before."
"You have, I guess," said the doctor, laughing. "I have been here every day for three months."
"I don"t mean that," said Patty, "but I feel as if I had seen you before those people took me off."
"How old were you when they took you off?" asked the doctor, who knew she had been stolen.
"I think I was seven, for it was on the very day after my birthday, I remember."
"Why, _I_ had a little girl that was stolen the very day after she was seven years old," said the doctor. "She was carried off by gypsies."
"Why, the gypsies were the very people that carried me off, too."
"Patty, would you like to go and live with me?" asked the doctor.
"Oh, yes, I would. Perhaps I am your little girl, for I am not _hers_."
"Perhaps so. I will see if I can find out about it." The doctor asked Nan Bruce, and she told him all she knew. He then made arrangements to take Patty home with him, for he knew now she was his own little girl. So Patty went to live with the doctor, and she had lovely dresses of porcelain to wear, and a servant to stand _in statu quo_ behind her chair at dinner.
SERETTA CARLILLIAN.
MARRIAGES.
Hopvine--Woodbine. On the 21st, Mr. Hopvine, to Miss Woodbine, both of Marbury. No cards.
DEATHS.
On the first of June, little Robin, only child of Mr. and Mrs.
Redbreast, aged two months, four days, and three hours.
Little Robin, thou hast left us, We shall hear thy chirp no more; Very lonely hast thou left us, And our hearts are very sore.
On the 7th of June, two little kittens, in the barn of Mrs.
Maxwell. We grieve greatly at recording the deaths of these loving and lovely twins, so sad and unexpected. They had a large circle of admirers and friends, who feel greatly overcome that these beautiful young twins are called away.
Also, Wallops, older brother of the above, departed this life on June 10th. He was found dead on the seash.o.r.e.
Poor little Wallops, Died of eating scallops.
(He really ate crabs, but crabs wouldn"t rhyme.) We"ll see him frisk no more, For we found him on the sh.o.r.e, All stiff and cold, expiring in his prime.
TOWN TOPICS.
Miss Cricket Ward has decided to sell out her peanut stand at cost.
Mr. Will and Archie Somers have cleaned the _Gentle Jane_, and they are now prepared to take out parties at reasonable rates.
Come early and often.
Mr. Kenneth Ward has nearly recovered from a serious wound he received when he was eloping with his aunt"s watch. The path of the transgressor is hard. It was the stones in this case.
Miss Hilda Mason, of East Wellsboro", is expected soon to spend a week with her friend, the editor.
WIT AND HUMOUR.
["None of the wits are original, auntie," put in Cricket, here.
"The boys sent some of them in, and they _said_ they were, but I don"t believe them, and I copied mine, anyway."]