Cube pondered briefly. "No one."
"The Good Magician didn"t give you a list of names?"
"No list."
"Then let"s go to Castle Roogna," Ryver said.
Metria glanced at him, her decolletage lowering just enough to catch his full attention. "Why there?"
"Because we have to go somewhere, and I"ve never been there, and this is a dandy reason to go."
Karia glanced back over her shoulder. "He may have a point. Castle Roogna is the human capital of Xanth, and the folk there surely would know of others who might be good for such a Quest."
"But we can"t tell anyone about it," Cube protested.
"We can"t tell the specifics, but we, or rather you, can speak generally of wanting company for a private adventure."
"But that"s where the king lives! I wouldn"t dare go near him."
"Just go to the castle," Karia recommended. "You don"t have to approach the king."
Cube dreaded it, but realized that this was probably her best course. "I"ll do it," she agreed.
Chapter 4: Princesses.
They considered, and concluded that Karia should not carry Cube to Castle Roogna, because the royal folk there were all Magicians or Sorceresses and would be too apt to catch on that she had a secret mission if she traveled that way. So Cube walked along an enchanted path, taking another day. She really didn"t mind, because itwas her Quest and she had always liked doing things for herself. Demoness, centaur, and man were in the pouch, relaxing, or whatever it was for folk who had no pa.s.sage of time. At least they weren"t having a party while Cube did the work, she trusted.
The journey was uneventful, because she stayed strictly on the path and the only folk she pa.s.sed paid her no attention. She realized that that was one big reason the Good Magician had approved her for this Quest, but still it rankled slightly. If Ryver walked along, juggling water b.a.l.l.s, he would be noticed, and he was handsome enough so that girls would notice him. Just as Cube had noticed him, despite knowing that he was not the most intelligent or sophisticated man. If Karia trotted along that same path, every human and centaur male would notice her bouncing b.r.e.a.s.t.s, lovely face, and flowing mane. She might think that her rear was her prettiest aspect, but a human man would not see that at all if he were approaching her; his glazing eyes would be fixed on her front. And the demoness Metria--she was a conscious flirt and tease, compelling male attention whenever she wanted it, which seemed to be most of the time. Even if she traveled as a floating cloud of smoke, others would notice, especially if she spoke and confused a word.
So Cube was nice and safe, having no attributes to attract the notice of others. Her discontent was ameliorated somewhat by the fact that by the end of this quest, she would be beautiful. Then she would be the one impressing women and attracting men by her mere presence. The magic of a fair face would make people like her and trust her, and the magic of a luscious body would make men desire and love her. The content of her character would have no relevance. There was no power like beauty. Oh, how she ached to possess it!
The day"s walk gave her time to ponder other things. She had three of the nine Companions she needed. Wherever was she going to find six more? It had been a challenge to recruit the first three from the people she had met, and now she would have to seek among strangers. There might be a reason for it to be nine--three squared--but it was one daunting task to achieve.
Two young men approached, traveling along the path the other way. Their eyes oriented on Cube"s legs, flicked to her face, and promptly returned to her legs. They walked on by without comment.
That reminded her: those stockings made her legs nice. That made her partway noticeable. She would have to remove them.
She sighed and sat on a conveniently placed bench. She lifted one leg and drew off one stocking, then the other. A squirrel was watching from a low branch, but he lost interest when the stockings were off. Now her legs were dull again, like the rest of her. The new underwear made her body a bit less objectionable, but far from interesting; that could stay on. She tied the stockings together and stuffed them into the pouch. Maybe the time would come when she could afford to wear them again. Or when she wouldn"t even need them to make her legs sightworthy. There were women who could freak out men simply by changing their stockings as she had just done, and she would love to do that sometime.
She smiled briefly as she resumed walking. It had been nice having Ryver look at her legs as she sat on his bed, and the two who had just pa.s.sed her. No man had ever done that before. It was just a hint of how things would be when she got beautiful. How she yearned for that day!
A sign said CASTLE ROOGNA--TOMORROW MORNING. She was just as glad, as she preferred to come to the castle fresh, and not have to worry about where and how to spend the night.
A woman was walking the other way on the path. She looked about sixty-two and had a grandmotherly aspect. She also looked a bit lost. Cube had sympathy for lost folk. "h.e.l.lo. I"m Cube. Is there any way I can help you?"
"Yes, thank you, my dear," the woman said with a Mundane accent. That explained a lot. "I am Sally Graham, and I have been trying to find my way home. I was on my way home from work, there was a crash, and then I found myself here. Now I have no idea where home is."
Cube knew Sally was never going to return to her Mundane home. She would have to find her place here in Xanth. But she didn"t want to say that directly. "What do you do?"
"Well, I work at the newspaper--"
That was no good. "I mean, what else? That you really like?"
Sally smiled. "I make cookies all the time and give them to people. In fact around home they call me the Cookie Lady."
Cube smiled. Now she knew the place for this person. "There"s a river north of here. It"s called the With a Cookee River. Cookies of all kinds grow along its banks. But I understand that sometimes it gets dry, and then the cookies wilt and aren"t much good. But maybe if there were someone to take care of them--"
"I must go there," Sally said. "Where is it?"
"You"re on an enchanted path. It seems to have signs identifying where you wish to go. Just follow those signs and you should find the river in due course."
"Thank you so much." Sally hesitated, then broached what she evidently took to be an awkward subject. "This region--it seems extremely odd to me. Some of the things I"ve seen--"
"This is Xanth. It"s magic."
"Then I"m not losing my senses?"
"Not at all. Magic happens all the time. Most of it is frivolous, but some is serious. Maybe you will be able to make magic cookies."
"Magic cookies! Now there"s an idea. Do you think it would be possible to make fortune cookies that always speak the truth?"
"I don"t know, but it seems worthy to try. Maybe you can do it."
"I will find out. Thank you so much."
"You"re welcome," Cube said as the woman walked on. She hoped she had directed her well. It was nice to be able to help a person in distress.
As dusk approached she came to a campsite. No one was there. She considered bringing the others out of the pouch, but decided it was best not to disturb them, since they were not aware of any delays. The dull parts of the route were for her to bear by herself. So she would spend the night alone. It wasn"t as if the experience were new to her.
Then a man came by. "h.e.l.lo," Cube said.
"Just stopped for a drink," he said, going to the stream and throwing himself down to take in the water.
"But it"s getting dark."
"I live close by. My talent is commanding; I can make anyone do anything, within reason. But it works only once a day, and I"ve already used it today. So I want to get home." He moved on down the path.
So much for that. She kept meeting men, and kept being brushed off by them. She hadn"t even had the chance to exchange introductions. If only she looked better!
Would the man have lingered longer if she had been wearing the stockings? She brought them out of the pouch and considered. If she donned these, and sat with her knees lifted...No, she was right for this Quest as she was, highly ignorable. She put the stockings back in the pouch.
She picked a potato pie from a pie tree, and an eye scream stick, which screamed faintly as she took it. But the milkweeds had no pods. Well, she could drink water from the streamlet that cut across one corner of the camp. She also had potable water Sofia had packed. She fetched a cup from the shelter shelf. Then she remembered the jug of cider, and reached into the pouch. "Cider," she murmured, and her finger found its eyelet. She drew it out and poured herself a cup. It was just beginning to turn, which gave it a pleasant tang. Of course it made her turn around several times as she drank it, but that was part of the fun of it.
Overall, it was a good meal. Still, it would have been better if there had been someone to share it with. Someday, she trusted, there would be.
She checked for pillows, but there were only green ones, not properly fluffy, and no proper bedding. This camp must get a lot of traffic, using up its facilities. But maybe Sofia Socksorter had antic.i.p.ated this too. Cube reached into the pouch. "Pillow."
Something nudged her fingers. She hauled it out: a wonderfully big soft pillow, scented faintly of new-mown hay. She reached in again. "Blanket." She caught a corner and brought it out, similarly nice. She had not been overly impressed by Sofia at first, but her appreciation was growing. The woman surely made a very comfortable home for the Good Magician.
She brought out Ryver"s water ball and stared into its liquid center. It made her feel closer to him. It didn"t care that she was not yet beautiful.
She slept well. It was as if the path"s enchantment extended to sleep itself, so that no bad dreams or restlessness intruded. She could really get to like such traveling, if only she had compatible company.
In the morning she set out for the castle, refreshed. The path curved pleasantly, and she found herself curious about what was beyond the next turn or hill, though of course all she had to do was keep walking and she would find it. Then she almost collided with a man going the other way. "Apology," she said.
"My fault," he said. "I was looking through things and not watching where I was going."
"Through things?"
"My talent," he explained. "I make solid things appear like quartz, so I can see through them. Like this." He gestured at a tree.
Cube looked. The tree was now transparent, and she could see right through it. "That"s a marvelous talent!"
"Now all I need to do is find a nice woman who thinks so," he said, and moved on.
He hadn"t recognized her as a woman. That dampened her outlook, though it was hardly the first time.
She walked on, and soon she saw the highest turrets and pennants of the castle. It was surrounded by a large orchard, which turned out to have an enormous variety of magical trees and bushes. One section seemed to be an extensive graveyard. She paused by it, wondering who was buried there.
The ground over the nearest grave stirred. An emaciated hand popped out of the earth, followed by a gruesome head and shoulders. It was a zombie! She was too taken aback to move. Her nickelpedes wouldn"t have much effect against a thing like this, because zombies didn"t feel pain and were always shedding bits of flesh anyway.
The head turned to gaze at her with hollow eye sockets. "Khhannn Iii h.e.l.lpsh you?"
It was talking! "I was--I was just going to Castle Roogna."
"Thhash waayyy," the zombie said, pointing at the castle.
"Thank you." Cube got her legs moving. When she glanced behind, the zombie was sinking back into its grave. Now she remembered: zombies guarded the castle, rousing themselves only when it was under attack. She would never want to try to attack it.
The path led up to the moat. Was there going to be a Challenge to enter? Probably not. What was she going to say to anyone she met? Surely there would be a guard demanding her business. She needed to have something reasonable to tell him. What would be technically correct, but not give away her mission?
An elf appeared before her. No, it was a cute little girl, wearing a cute little crown. She wore a green dress, had green/blonde hair and blue eyes, and looked to be about seven years old. "Hi!"
"Hi," Cube replied. Was this really a little Princess, or merely a child in costume?
"I"m Melody."
"h.e.l.lo, Melody. I am Cube."
The girl laughed. "No you aren"t!"
Was she guessing? "It is what others call me. My real name is Cue."
A second child appeared beside the first. This one wore a nice brown dress, which matched her hair and eyes. She held a toy harmonica in one hand, and wore a matching crown. "I"m Harmony."
"I am--"
"I heard. Why are you here?"
Cube wasn"t sure she should state her business to children. On the other hand, there was no harm in it. "I am looking for--for a traveling Companion."
Both children burst out laughing. "No you aren"t!" Harmony said.
What was going on here? Cube suppressed her irritation. "Or Companions."
A third child appeared. This one had a red dress, red hair, and green eyes, and carried a toy drum. She, too had a costume crown. "I"m Rhythm."
"h.e.l.lo, Rhythm. I was just saying--"
"I heard. Why?"
"Are you twins?" Cube asked.
All three laughed. "No," Rhythm said.
"We"re triplets," Melody explained.
Oh, of course. Cube had clumsily gotten the wrong term. "I don"t want to travel alone, so I need Companions. I thought I might find some here at Castle Roogna."
"Okay," Harmony agreed.
"We"ll show you around," Rhythm concluded.
Cube wasn"t quite satisfied with this. It would be hard to scout for potential Companions if she had to humor children. "Thank you, but--"
"Right this way," Melody said. They seemed to take turns speaking. The three of them turned and skipped across the drawbridge.
Cube had little choice but to follow. Maybe an adult would take charge of the playing children inside, and she would be able to get on with her business.
A huge serpentine head rose up from the water of the moat. It was a sea serpent, looming over the children. "Nickelpedes," Cube whispered, and suddenly she was surrounded by them. She wasn"t sure they could reach the monster in time to prevent it from gobbling a child, but she had to try.
Harmony turned back. "You don"t need those," she said, evincing no fear of the nickelpedes.
"This is Souffle," Rhythm said.
"Our pet moat monster," Melody said.
"And baby-sitter," Harmony said.
Souffle brought his huge head down, and all three girls reached up to pet him on the snout.
"Uh, all right," Cube agreed, banishing the nickelpedes. She wasn"t entirely easy with this, but surely the girls knew their moat monster.