Chapter 1758 As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no foundation that cannot be dug
Doudou asked, “Shuhang, what do you think would happen if I sent a recording of this to Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly? Do you think you’d be able to live a happy life?”He felt as if his spirit for business had been ignited. With this video as leverage, perhaps he could get a new gaming computer from Song Shuhang?
“I don’t know what exactly will happen, but I’m certain that you’re going to get killed by Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly,” Song Shuhang replied without hesitation.
“…” Doudou.
F*ck, Shuhang’s right.
I can’t go through with this transaction.
At this time, the virtuous lamia leaned back slightly, and released Soft Feather’s inner demon. “As an inner demon, you best be careful, and not go too far lest I extinguish your existence.”
This time she didn’t use any stolen lines, and she actually used her own voice. It was unknown if it was just an illusion, but Fairy @#% ×’s voice sounded a lot crisper when she spoke this time.
The inner demon said weakly, “I have no such intentions.”
“But since Song agrees, I will give you some permission, but you have to remain under my supervision.” The virtuous lamia stretched out her hand, and lifted the inner demon’s chin. “I’m still quite fond of you, you’re especially sweet.”
“Especially here.” The virtuous lamia’s slender fingers stroked the inner demon’s red lips.
Lady Inner Demon closed her eyes shyly.
“…” Doudou. Fairy ＠#%× seems to be really good at teasing other people.
Aaah, release the black lady and let this old man have a go. The old tribal chief of the Dragon Blood Tribe had an expressionless face, but he yelled anxiously in his mind. No… I’m already advanced in age, this kind of thing is no longer suitable for me to do. How regretful.
Song Shuhang curiously asked, “Fairy, you’re actually willing to speak so much today?”
The virtuous lamia blinked.
“Aaah~ Aah~” She raised her head, and let out a wave of cla.s.sic Song Shuhang screams. But this time, she changed her style. When she screamed, she no longer slowly fell down and pretended to die. Instead, she raised her head to the sky and roared like a werewolf.
It was obviously the same scream, but it somehow had a different effect.
“…” Song Shuhang.
Scarlet Heaven Sword flew to Song Shuhang’s side, and patted him on the shoulder with the tip of its body. “You should learn a little.”
Song Shuhang smiled wryly, and said, “But I can’t learn the same provocative methods that Fairy Waiting for a Promise uses.”
“Huh? You actually knew what I was referring to? Seems like there’s progress.” Scarlet Heaven Sword said in surprise.
“…” Song Shuhang.
All this time, did you think I wasn’t able to? It’s just that sometimes my skin is too thin, and I find it hard to say certain things out loud. I’m not really some fool when it comes to this!
At the same time, Song Shuhang used his innate skill to condense a white lotus, and then handed it over to Fairy @#%×, who was above his head.
After the fairy took the white lotus, her figure returned to Song Shuhang’s back.
“Senior Song, please relax your mind,” Soft Feather’s inner demon, b.u.t.terfly Song White Creation Yellow Trigram Lychee Six Dou Phoenix, said with a bashful expression on her face.
She had been teased too much just now.
It was a bit of a pity that she was all black; otherwise, they might’ve gotten to see her little face flushed red.
Then, she approached Song Shuhang again, and kissed his forehead lightly—she didn’t even dare to look at his face.
After the kiss, Lady Inner Demon stepped back, and stood quietly at the side.
Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword asked curiously, “How do you feel?”
Song Shuhang said, “Hmm, it’s okay… I feel like I just got teased.”
Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword responded, “I’m not asking you about that. I’m asking about how you feel after being affected by the power of an inner demon. You creatures with flesh and blood are so troublesome.”
Song Shuhang moved his hand, and used two consecutive instances of the Saber-Nurturing Technique on Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.
“Oho~ So comfortable~ Don’t stop~” Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said happily.
“…” Doudou.
“…” Lady Inner Demon.
“…” Lady Onion.
Soft Feather remarked, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword is rather amusing.”
“I didn’t feel anything. Did you use any skills on me?” Song Shuhang looked at Lady Inner Demon.
b.u.t.terfly Song White Creation Yellow Trigram Lychee Six Dou Phoenix lowered her head slightly, not daring to look at the crowd. “I used the power of inner demons to draw out Senior Song’s various desires. This makes it so that the things he wants to do but dares not to, and things he wants to say but dares not to, will all be drawn out.”
In summary, he had been set to a ‘do whatever he pleases’ mode.
“Heavens, I’m done for.” When Song Shuhang heard that the things he wanted to say but dared not to would be drawn out, he felt as if he had fallen into a pot of boiling water.
I’m already very honest when it comes to speaking my mind, and even my face is easy to read. For this habit to now be magnified even more… Can I still be saved?
Song Shuhang asked, “How long will this last? In this state, I have to pay extra care in avoiding some seniors, so as not to accidentally say certain things without thinking.”
Lady Inner Demon said, “It shouldn’t be that long. Senior Song is protected by a virtuous body, so it should only last for half a day at most.”
“Half a day shouldn’t be a problem. By the way… b.u.t.terfly Song White Creation Yellow Trigram Lychee Six Dou Phoenix, come here, I will save you and ferry your soul.” Song Shuhang beckoned to Lady Inner Demon.
Hadn’t she asked him to save her before? Well, he just so happened to be free, and could do so.
Soft Feather said, “Eh? No, Senior Song, my inner demon is so cute. Why would you want to ferry her soul?”
“No, no, I don’t need it now.” Lady Inner Demon shook her head repeatedly.
Song Shuhang said, “You are really strange.”
At this time, the Dragon Network a.s.sistant said, [I have used the Dragon Network’s authority to reduce the mental shocks that Li Yinzhu is set to receive. In addition, I also made it so that the time between each mental shock is set to the longest interval.]
Song Shuhang had previously given some orders to the Dragon Network a.s.sistant when he was in the ‘Speech s.p.a.ce’.
Song Shuhang asked, “Can she survive the weakest mental shock?”
The Dragon Network a.s.sistant replied, [It shouldn’t be a problem.]
After some thought, Song Shuhang called out, “Fairy Creation.”
Fairy Creation got up. She landed in front of Song Shuhang with a beautiful backflip, and looked at him with s.h.i.+ning eyes.
Song Shuhang said, “Can you temporarily stay in Little Yinzhu’s body to help her resist the mental shocks? Just help her when she can’t bear it. If she can bear it, then let her endure it.”
Although the mental shock was a punishment for failing in the speech, it could also serve as a form of tempering for Li Yinzhu.
Fairy Creation’s eyes narrowed, and then she stretched out ten fingers.
Song Shuhang said, “Ten lotus flowers? No problem.”
Fairy Creation shook her head. Afterward, she flipped her slender hands front, back, front, back…
Song Shuhang asked, “100?”
Fairy Creation thought for a while, and nodded vigorously. “Song, stupid, okay!”
She originally only wanted 50 lotus flowers, but since Song Shuhang was so generous, she would happily accept.
So, Song~ Stupid~
Song Shuhang said, “It’s a deal then.”
Fairy Creation stood up, pulled the corners of her skirt, and then curtsied to everyone. Afterward, she flew up and went to the hibernating Little Yinzhu.
Song Shuhang squeezed his chin, and said, “Mm-hm, the way for a woman to get a man’s heart is through his stomach. It seems the reverse is also true.”
Fairy ＠#%× remarked, “My stupid elder brother~”
…It was the voice of someone from the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei.
Scarlet Heaven Sword commented, “Stupid Song Shuhang, if you get a woman’s stomach, you’d at best become her family’s chef.”
Song Shuhang’s hand moved again, and used the Saber-Nurturing Technique on Scarlet Heaven Sword.
Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Oho~ One more?”
Song Shuhang was very generous today, and used it another time.
“…” Lady Onion.
Suddenly, the reliable Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword seemed to have become unreliable.
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“Right, Senior Song, would you like to also raise your own inner demon to play with?” Soft Feather asked while sitting in the hamster wheel.
Song Shuhang looked at Soft Feather’s Lady Inner Demon, and said, “If my inner demon can also be this well-behaved, I might be willing to give it a try. However, I’m worried about unintentionally raising an uncontrollable inner demon. I feel like that would be very troublesome.”
Hmm, I hadn’t really put it to mind, but seeing Soft Feather kept in a cage like this is suddenly making me feel quite unsettled.
Soft Feather said, “Then in a while, I can teach Senior Song how to raise your inner demon, and we can see what happens. If the inner demon is a threat, we can deal with it early. If it’s cute, you can continue raising it.”
Song Shuhang nodded. “Good idea.”
“In addition, I’d like to raise another inner demon with a different personality,” Soft Feather added.
“???” Song Shuhang asked, “How many inner demons can you raise?”
“n.o.body ever set a rule that a person can only have one kind of inner demon,” Soft Feather said. “When I was transcending my heavenly tribulation of the Fourth Stage, I saw dozens of different inner demons. I actually wanted to bring them all out.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
His gaze s.h.i.+fted to Soft Feather’s inner demon, who was quietly staying at the side, and he kept on getting a familiar feeling from the setting of ‘inner demons with different personalities’. He felt as if he had seen it somewhere else before.
Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up, and he suddenly said, “Senior White!”
Soft Feather asked, “Senior White is back?”
Song Shuhang said, “No, what I meant was that if you were to bring out all those inner demons and raise them, it would somewhat feel like the clones from Senior White’s innate talent.”
Senior White’s clones also had different personalities, and they were very different from the main body… Moreover, they would even try making things hard for the main body. Every time a clone was summoned, it would have a different personality from the last.
“Hehehe, it would be very interesting if my inner demons could be like Senior White’s clones,” said Soft Feather. Then, she stood up. “Senior Song, I’ve rested enough. Have you imported the questions yet? I want to start the new round.”
Song Shuhang said, “300 questions, random draw, is that fine with you?”
Soft Feather waved, and said, “Yup. Watch me get full marks.”
And so, Song Shuhang reactivated the hamster wheel.
The beautiful Soft Feather began to run inside the cage again.
A dignified voice sounded. [Beginning questioning.]
Song Shuhang murmured, “This scene must not be seen by the Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly; otherwise, there will definitely be a night where blood flows in rivers.”
“???” Doudou.
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Song Shuhang meditated, while Soft Feather had fun playing.
He felt that his mind was very clear today. He found many things he wanted to do appearing in his mind.
For example… He suddenly felt that the ‘Dragon Network a.s.sistant’ was a really good a.s.sistant.
As such, he wondered if there was a way to obtain it for his own Inner World, and have it take care of the Inner World on his behalf.
Song ‘Suddenly Wants to Dismantle the Black Dragon World’ Shuhang.