Chapter 2617 - 2617: s.e.xy Tyrant Song, Online Performance of Skills
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Because Song Shuhang had spent too much time choosing the ‘nomological law,’ he couldn’t wait to showcase his divinity in front of others.
After Song Shuhang made his choice, he didn’t even get a chance to confirm the payment before being pulled into the long-black screen.
Under the watchful eyes of pract.i.tioners from across the universe and demons from the Netherworld, the screen, which had been dark for so long, finally changed!
The once pitch-black scene suddenly burst with dazzling light!
“Ow, my eyes!” Some weaker cultivators exclaimed in pain. They had been staring at the black screen for most of the day, and their eyes had adjusted to its darkness. However, the sudden explosion of light almost blinded them.
“A figure appeared on the black screen? Could it be that we were all wrong before, and it’s just a simple black screen?” Some of the stronger cultivators narrowed their eyes as they watched the divinity show unfold. They thought to themselves, “It makes sense. The black hole has the copyright now, so it can’t just become a spirit casually.”
“Huh? Doesn’t this figure look familiar?”
As the bright light gradually returned to normal, a man with a confused look and a puzzled expression, who seemed to have not been there by choice, appeared before the eyes of the cultivators and demons.
All the cultivators in the universe trembled. “It’s him! There’s no mistake, it’s him!”
“Tyrannical… Song!’
Loud voices echoed almost simultaneously in the main world and the Netherworld.
Countless cultivators and demons blurted out, calling out the two saint names.
The myriad worlds and the Netherworld Realm sang the name of the tyrant in unison.
“Why did Senior Tyrannical Song appear again? Didn’t he finish his last speech last month?”
“I don’t know why either.”
This man, whose hobby was to show off his divinity on television, had once again appeared unexpectedly and bring everyone a huge surprise,
They originally thought that this new Profound Sage who had vindicated his
Dao would be the first man to show his divinity after the collapse of the Heavenly Dao… They hadn’t expected that Senior Tyrannical Song wasn’t prepared to give this great honor to someone else.
This kind of persistence made all the cultivators in the universe emotional.
The myriad worlds fell into a short silence again.
“Huh, look, Senior Tyrannical Song has a dumbfounded look on his face. He doesn’t seem to know why he was pulled into the divinity show? Could this be an accident?” Some people who were bold enough to look directly at Profound Sage Tyrannical Songs face suddenly noticed his puzzled expression.
“Could it be that the Heavenly Dao collapsed, and the speech system made a mistake, causing the black screen of the ‘new Profound Sage’ to not appear? Then, in order to fix the BUG, the ‘show of divinity program pulled Senior Tyrannical Song over for testing?” Some people couldn’t help but imagine.
Yellow Mountain was so tired that he wanted to retire.
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “I thought it was ZYJS. I didn’t expect it to be Shuhang.”
Fairy Lychee said, “You made me cry for nothing because of Fellow Daoist
Saber King… My feelings have been wasted.”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “That’s strange. Since it’s not Fellow Daoist Wise King, why didn’t he appear when we mentioned him just now?”
When the Bright Moon Appears: “Moreover, I was thinking of getting Shuhang to show me his divinity.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Sword: “It’s probably because Fellow Daoist Best Seed is in seclusion, so he didn’t see the chat in the group.”
Su Clan’s Seven: “Speaking of which, I was actually so naive as to think that little friend Shuhangs last speech was really the last one… His face is swollen.”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Shuhang was dumbfounded, and his eyes were filled with doubt. Could it be an accident?”
Cave Lord Snow Wolf was speechless. “Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, you actually dare to look directly into Song Shuhangs eyes? You want to get pregnant?”
“I’m so tired that I want to retire,” Yellow Mountain said. “Should I contact little friend Shuhang and ask him about the situation? Perhaps he can keep the connection through the private chat with his talent ‘Cultivation Chat?”
“Based on my understanding of Shuhang, perhaps he hasn’t prepared his speech and is currently panicking,” Doudou said.
Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue appeared. “In that case, who can go and privately chat with Shuhang and ask him if he wants to prepare a speech for him?”
The seniors of the Nine Provinces Number One Group were always so considerate, meticulous, and heartwarming.
“Talking to Shuhang privately will make you pregnant,” Fairy Dongfang Snow said.
Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue was speechless.
While they were talking, Song Shuhangs divinity finally changed.
He rubbed his temples gently and sighed, as if he was troubled.
Then, he raised his head again and showed a bright and clean smile to the camera.
The scene of the divinity show began to revolve around Song Shuhang.
The camera moved from head to toe, from the front to the side.
In the end, the camera turned to Song Shuhangs back… Then, a QR code appeared in the eyes of all the cultivators in the universe!
That’s right. When Song Shuhang was showing his divinity in front of others, he was half-naked, so he didn’t have the time to change into new clothes. Therefore, the QR code that Senior White Two had tattooed on his back suddenly appeared in the eyes of all the cultivators in the universe and all the demons of the Netherworld Realm!
Because this tattoo was really too strange, it immediately attracted everyone’s attention.
Thrice Reckless Mad Sword: “[Shy facepalm emoji] Oh my I’m so shy. I saw little friend Song Shuhangs b.o.o.bs.”
Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was speechless.
Fairy Lychee said, “Thrice Reckless, don’t forget that Shuhang has just advanced to the Profound Sage Realm. He could already see the bullet screen messages formed by the thoughts of the pract.i.tioners in the universe.
Perhaps, this piece of news of yours will be captured by him in the speech.”
Thrice Reckless Mad Sword: “[Kneeling on the ground, calling me daddy emoji] Sister Lychee, you’re hurting my heart.”
Since the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group had already added Song Shuhangs QR code as a friend, they didn’t feel much when they saw the image of the QR code.
However, the cultivators in the universe were different!
“What is this? Why is there a QR code’ on Profound Sage Tyrannical Songs back?” All the cultivators and demons of the Netherworld Realm were stunned.
Then, a habit that was common to all worlds and the Netherworld was subconsciously used by a large number of cultivators.
Countless cultivators and demons of the Netherworld subconsciously used their mental energy to scan the image of the QR code.
In the divinity show, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, who was originally wearing a clean smile, suddenly froze.
His smile froze.
In an instant, endless information surged into his body… His server couldn’t handle the pressure.
The scene of the divinity show suddenly exploded, and blood covered the entire live broadcast.
Tyrannical Song… Exploded?
In the blood-filled screen, two laws began to intertwine on their own and fuse into the blood-filled screen!