Chapter 3002: Chapter 3000: Lady Kunna: Fat Ball, Delicious
Ba Er packaged his two speculations about the fat ball and fed them back to his main body.
However, since his main body was currently in a mult.i.threading spiritual debate state, Ba Er antic.i.p.ated a delay in the feedback. He would have to wait until his main body finished the one-on-one debate with the first wave of Immortals before it could be received.
Ba Er was in no rush since time flowed differently there compared to the main world. He reckoned it wouldn’t be long in the main world before it all ended there.
“So, farewell, fat ball,” Ba Er said as he stretched lazily and stood up.
The eye that the fat ball had manifested glanced at him and then returned to silence—as if the irate fat ball from before was not the same ent.i.ty.
Ba Er got up, leaving a das.h.i.+ng backdrop for the fat ball, and gradually walked away.
He knew the fat ball had not given up on self-rescue.
Once he left, the fat ball would surely continue to grind at the ‘Heavenly Dao Seal.’
Truthfully, Ba Er thought the fat ball’s will to survive was much stronger than that of his main body, Song Shuhang.
Up until now, the fat ball had been struggling to ‘survive,’ even challenging Senior White—a task it took on incidentally.
Now, even though it was suppressed and sealed by Daozi Senior, the fat ball still hadn’t given up hope—this character of the fat ball was such that as long as it persevered, given time and opportunity, it would certainly achieve great things.
Unfortunately… the fat ball’s luck had always been poor, time had always been biased against it, and it never seemed to have enough of it.
[Without the fat ball around, Senior White might feel a bit lonely, right?]
[However, after merging with Dark Song, it can also be seen as an alternative way of preserving a trace of the fat ball’s existence in this world. Moreover, Dark Song will only merge with most of the fat ball, not all. Perhaps it could leave some residue behind?]
Ba Er thought this as he stylishly walked away.
As he was pondering the term ‘fat ball,’ he accidentally triggered a hidden program within the Cultivator Chat System.
[Ding~ Message from the Cultivator Chat System backend: ????]
Ba Er: “???”
What on earth is the Cultivator Chat System backend message?
Oh… wait, could it be Lady Kunna?
Lady Kunna was currently busy upgrading functions for the Cultivator Chat System, so swamped that she couldn’t even find time to chat casually in chat groups. Now, she was sending messages directly from the backend without even switching from the upgrade interface.
“What happened, Lady Kunna?” Ba Er asked.
Lady Kunna: “Please call me Lady Fat Ball.”
Ba Er: “…”
Lady Kunna: “You keep thinking of me, are you thinking about me?”
Ba Er: “No, I was talking about the fat ball.”
Lady Kunna: “I am the Fat Ball.”
Ba Er: “…”
Heaven knows why Lady Kunna suddenly fancied the name ‘Fat Ball’?
Could it be influenced by that time the main body brought the seed influenced by pregnancy and the Embryonic Gaze into the Black Dragon World?
After sighing, Ba Er explained, “I just met the ruler of the Netherworld, the fat ball, the ball of liquid metal in the current world. Then, I was contemplating the origins of the fat ball, discussing this issue with him. Perhaps while pondering over it, I thought of the term ‘fat ball’ several times in my mind.”
Lady Kunna: “Oh, that one.”
After that ‘oh’, Lady Kunna did not reply further.
Ba Er: “…”
He was still expecting further conversation from Lady Kunna, but suddenly, the conversation just ended.
“Understandable, have to be understanding,” Ba Er said.
After all, Lady Kunna was very busy.
She probably couldn’t even spare the time to say ‘goodbye.’
The main reason is… the main body upgraded too fast, and the “Cultivator Chat System” also had to work overtime tirelessly to upgrade.
Lady Kunna had to compress tasks of at least a few thousand years or even tens of thousands of years into half a year. So, as you can imagine, her workload was terrifying!
That’s why Ba Er could understand Lady Kunna.
“By the way, speaking of Lady Fat Ball’s origins… I suddenly remembered why I like this name,” Lady Kunna suddenly replied.
Ba Er: “???”
Lady Kunna: “Fat Ball, it’s tasty.
Ba Er: “…”
Although Lady Fat Ball looks like a dango, it’s clearly metallic and doesn’t seem like it could be used as food.
And Lady Kunna, when did you eat Lady Fat Ball?
Could it be that Lady Kunna secretly made delicious food behind the main body’s back and quietly ate it alone?
Lady Kunna: “The memories are too distant. Moreover, my state has been affected by the collapse of the world, and many things have been sealed in the depths of the vast Memory Bank.”
“Too distant?” Ba Er was stunned, and suddenly he guessed a possibility, “Lady Kunna, did you eat Lady Fat Ball a long, long time ago, in the Black Dragon World?”
The origins of Lady Fat Ball are unknown to everyone and are not part of the current myriad pract.i.tioners in the universe… Could it be that it is a product of the Black Dragon World?
In the Black Dragon World, those who reach the Ninth Stage are blessed by the Black Dragon World and sent out of it. Could Lady Fat Ball be one of them?
Furthermore, Lady Kunna likes to call itself ‘Fat Ball’, there must be some karmic relations.h.i.+p here.
If one dares to think even bolder.
Could Fat Ball have once been a part of ‘Lady Kunna’?
But when Demon Emperor Hezhi was tampering with ‘Dragon Network’s Will of Black Dragon World’, did this part escape from the Black Dragon World, come to the main world, and eventually become Lady Fat Ball?
Every being at the Immortal level is a fantasist—they think too fast, imagining a lot of plots in the blink of an eye.
“Not in the Black Dragon World, but even longer ago,” Lady Kunna suddenly switched to ‘backstage mode’, entered the ‘Cultivate Chat System’ chat interface, and chatted with Ba Er.
Ba Er: “Longer ago?”
“The eighth session, it should be the eighth session… was the ball. And I should be the ninth session, I’m not wrong about that,” replied Lady Kunna.
Ba Er: “!!!”
What’s this ‘eighth session’?
Heavenly Dao?
And could it be a coincidence that Lady Fat Ball corresponds to the ‘Heavenly Dao ball’ of the eighth session?
“Request: please return to the Netherworld’s Fat Ball location, share your vision, I wish to take a look at the Netherworld’s Fat Ball,” said Lady Kunna again.
“No problem, I’m heading back to visit Lady Fat Ball right now,” Ba Er hurriedly said.
It feels like Lady Kunna is about to bring him some explosive news!
Ba Er turned swiftly, running back to the location where Lady Fat Ball was being suppressed.
Lady Fat Ball: “…”
Watching Ba Er return, it silently put away its means of breaking the seal.
“Hold on, Lady Fat Ball, I’m starting a video, haha,” Ba Er kindly said.
Lady Fat Ball, in a burst of rage, extended a pair of metallic arms and hammered at the seal: “I’ll kill you!”
Do they think it’s a monkey in a zoo?
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Three thousand chapters check-in~~ Finally, the story of “Cultivator Chat” is also about to end~~