"Sartin. There ain"t but one Myrick in town."
"Hum!" murmured the captain and was silent for some minutes.
The school committee met on the following Wednesday evening. On Thursday morning a startling rumor spread throughout Bayport. Phoebe Dawes had been called, by a vote of two to one, to teach the downstairs school.
Asaph, aghast, rushed out of Simmons"s store and up to the hill to the Cy Whittaker place. He found Captain Cy in the front yard. Mr. Myrick, school committeeman and house painter, was with him.
"h.e.l.lo, Ase!" hailed the captain. "What"s the matter? Hasn"t the tide come in this mornin"?"
Asaph, somewhat embarra.s.sed by the presence of Mr. Myrick, hesitated over his news. Lemuel came to his rescue.
"Ase has just heard that we called Phoebe," he said. "What of it? I voted for her, and I ain"t ashamed of it."
"But--but Mr. Atkins, he--"
"Well, Heman ain"t on the committee, is he? I vote the way I think right, and no one in this town can change me. Anyway," he added, "I"m going to resign next spring. Yes, Cap"n Whittaker, I think three coats of white "ll do on the sides here."
"Lem"s goin" to do my paintin" jobs," explained Captain Cy. "His price was a little higher than some of the other fellers, but I like his work."
Mr. Tidditt pondered deeply until dinner time. Then he cornered the captain behind the Bangs barn and spoke with conviction.
"Whit," he said, "you"re the one responsible for the committee"s hirin"
Phoebe Dawes. You offered Lem the paintin" job if he"d vote for her.
What did you do it for? You don"t know her, do you?"
"Never set eyes on her in my life."
"Then--then--You heard Heman say he wanted the other one. What made you do it?"
Captain Cy grinned.
"Ase," he said, "I"ve always been a great hand for tryin" experiments.
Had one of my cooks aboard put raisins in the flapjacks once, just to see what they tasted like. I judged Heman had had his own way in this town for thirty odd year. I kind of wanted to see what would happen if he didn"t have it."
CHAPTER IV
BAILEY BANGS"S EXPERIMENT
Lemuel Myrick"s painting jobs have the quality so prized by our village small boys in the species of candy called "jaw breakers," namely, that of "lasting long." But even Lem must finish sometime or other and, late in July, the Cy Whittaker place was ready for occupancy. The pictures were in their places on the walls, the old-fashioned furniture filled the rooms, there was even a pile of old magazines, back numbers of G.o.dey"s Lady"s Book, on the shelf in the sitting room closet.
Then, when Captain Cy had notified Mrs. Bangs that the perfect boarding house would shelter him no longer than the coming week, a new problem arose.
"Whit," said Asaph earnestly, "you"ve sartin made the place rise up out of its tomb; you have so. It"s a miracle, pretty nigh, and I cal"late it must have cost a heap, but you"ve done it--all but the old folks themselves. You can"t raise them up, Cy; money won"t do that. And you can"t live in this great house all alone. Who"s goin" to cook for you, and sweep and dust, and swab decks, and one thing a"nother? You"ll have to have a housekeeper, as I told you a spell ago. Have you done any thinkin" about that?"
And the captain, taking his pipe from his lips, stared blankly at his friend, and answered:
"By the big dipper, Ase, I ain"t! I remember we did mention it, but I"ve been so busy gettin" this craft off the ways that I forgot all about it."
The discussion which followed Mr. Tidditt"s reminder was long and serious. Asaph and Bailey Bangs racked their brains and offered numerous suggestions, but the majority of these were not favorably received.
"There"s Matildy Tripp," said Bailey. "She"d like the job, I"m sartin.
She"s a widow, too, and she"s had experience keepin" house along of Tobias, him that was her husband. But, if you do hire her, don"t let Ketury know I hinted at it, "cause we"re goin" to lose one boarder when you quit, and that"s too many, "cordin" to the old lady"s way of thinkin"."
"You can keep Matildy, for all me," replied the captain decidedly.
"Come-Outer religion"s all right, for those that have that kind of appet.i.te, but havin" it pa.s.sed to me three times a day, same as I"ve had it at your house, is enough; I don"t hanker to have it warmed over between meals. If I shipped Matildy aboard here she and the Reverend Daniels would stand over me, watch and watch, till I was converted or crazy, one or the other."
"Well, there"s Angie. She--"
"Angie!" sniffed Mr. Tidditt. "Stop your jokin", Bailey. This is a serious matter."
"I wan"t jokin". What--"
"There! there! boys," interrupted the captain; "don"t fight. Bailey didn"t mean to joke, Ase; he"s full of what the papers call "unconscious humor." I"ll give in that Angie is about as serious a matter as I can think of without settin" down to rest. Humph! so fur we haven"t gained any knots to speak of. Any more candidates on your mind?"
More possibilities were mentioned, but none of them seemed to fill the bill. The conference broke up without arriving at a decision. Mr. Bangs and the town clerk walked down the hill together.
"Do you know, Bailey," said Asaph, "the way I look at it, this pickin"
out a housekeeper for Whit ain"t any common job. It"s somethin" to think over. Cy"s a restless critter; been cruisin" hither and yon all his life. I"m sort of scared that he"ll get tired of Bayport and quit if things here don"t go to suit him. Now if a real good nice woman--a nice LOOKIN" woman, say--was to keep house for him it--it--"
"Well?"
"Well, I mean--that is, don"t you s"pose if some such woman as that was to be found for the job he might in time come to like her and--and--er--"
"Ase Tidditt, what are you drivin" at?"
"Why, I mean he might come to marry her; there! Then he"d be contented to settle down to home and stay put. What do you think of the idea?"
"Think of it? I think it"s the dumdest foolishness ever I heard. I declare if the very mention of a woman to some of you old baches don"t make your heads soften up like a jellyfish in the sun! Ain"t Cy Whittaker got money? Ain"t he got a nice home? Ain"t he happy?"
"Yes, he is now, I s"pose, but--"
"WELL, then! And you want him to get married! What do you know about marryin"? Never tried it, have you?"
"Course I ain"t! You know I ain"t."
"All right. Then I"d keep quiet about such things, if I was you."
"You needn"t fly up like a settin" hen. Everybody"s wife ain"t--"
He stopped in the middle of the sentence.
"What"s that?" demanded his companion, sharply.
"Nothin"; nothin". _I_ don"t care; I was only tryin" to fix things comf"table for Whit. Has Heman said anything about the harbor appropriation sence he"s been home? I haven"t heard of it if he has."
Mr. Bangs"s answer was a grunt, signifying a negative. Congressman Atkins had been, since his return to Bayport, exceedingly noncommittal concerning the appropriation. To Tad Simpson and a very few chosen lieutenants and intimates he had said that he hoped to get it; that was all. This was a disquieting change of att.i.tude, for, at the beginning of the term just pa.s.sed, he had affirmed that he was GOING to get it.