[_Calmly to NOAH._] Am I to gather, constable, from your respective att.i.tudes that you object to these little kindnesses extended to me by your worthy wife?
NOAH.
I"m wishin" to know the name o" my worthy wife"s friend. A friend o"
hern is a friend o" mian.
HANNAH.
Noahry! Noahry!
NOAH.
She"s gettin" me a lot o" nice noo friends since we coom to St.
Marvells.
HANNAH.
Noahry! I made this gentleman"s acquaintance through the wicket, in a casual way.
NOAH.
Ay. Cooks and railins--cooks and railins! I might a guessed my wedded life "ud a coom to this.
HANNAH.
He spoke to me just as a strange gentleman ought to speak to a lady!
Didn"t you, sir--didn"t you?
THE DEAN.
Hannah, do not let us even under these circ.u.mstances prevaricate; such is not quite the case!
[_NOAH advances savagely to THE DEAN. There is a knocking at the door.--NOAH restrains himself and faces THE DEAN._
NOAH.
Noa, this is neither the toime nor pla-ace, wi" people at the door and dinner on t" table, to spill a strange man"s blood.
THE DEAN.
I trust that your self-respect as an officer of the law will avert anything so unseemly.
NOAH.
Ay. That"s it! You"ve touched me on my point o" pride. There ain"t another police-station in all Durnstone conducted more strict and rigid nor what mian is, and it shall so continue. You and me is a goin" to set out for Durnstone, and when the charges now standin" agen you is entered, it"s I, Noah Topping, what"ll hadd another!
[_There is another knock at the door._
HANNAH.
Noah!
NOAH.
The charge of allynating the affections o" my wife, "Annah!
THE DEAN.
[_Horrified._] No, no!
NOAH.
Ay, and worse--the embezzlin" o" my mid-day meal prepared by her "ands. [_Points into the cell._] Go in; you "ave five minutes more in the "ome you "ave ruined and laid waste.
THE DEAN.
[_Going to the door and turning to NOAH._] You will at least receive my earnest a.s.surance that this worthy woman is extremely innocent?
NOAH.
Hinnocent? [_Points to the joint on the table._] Look theer! [_THE DEAN, much overcome, disappears through the cell door, which NOAH closes and locks. The knock at the door is repeated. To HANNAH, pointing to the outer door._] Hunlock that door!
HANNAH.
[_Weeping._] Oh, Noahry, you"ll never be popular in St. Marvells.
NOAH.
Hunlock that door!
[_HANNAH unlocks the door, and admits GEORGIANA and SIR TRISTRAM, both dressed for the race-course._
GEORGIANA.
Dear me! Is this the Police-Station?
HANNAH.
Yes, lady. Take a chair, lady, near the fire. [_To SIR TRISTRAM._] Sit down, sir.
GEORGIANA.
This is my first visit to a police-station, my good woman; I hope it will be the last.
HANNAH.
Oh, don"t say that, ma"am. We"re honly hauxilliary "ere, ma"am--the Bench sets at Durnstone.