We found Mr. Micawber at his desk, in the turret office on the ground floor, either writing, or pretending to write, hard. The large office-ruler was stuck into his waistcoat, and was not so well concealed but that a foot or more of that instrument protruded from his bosom, like a new kind of shirt-frill.
As it appeared to me that I was expected to speak, I said aloud:
"How do you do, Mr. Micawber?"
"Mr. Copperfield," said Mr. Micawber, gravely, "I hope I see you well?"
"Is Miss Wickfield at home?" said I.
"Mr. Wickfield is unwell in bed, sir, of a rheumatic fever," he returned; "but Miss Wickfield, I have no doubt, will be happy to see old friends. Will you walk in, sir?"
He preceded us to the dining-room--the first room I had entered in that house--and flinging open the door of Mr. Wickfield"s former office, said, in a sonorous voice:
"Miss Trotwood, Mr. David Copperfield, Mr. Thomas Traddles, and Mr.
Dixon!"
I had not seen Uriah Heep since the time of the blow. Our visit astonished him, evidently; not the less, I dare say, because it astonished ourselves. He did not gather his eyebrows together, for he had none worth mentioning; but he frowned to that degree that he almost closed his small eyes, while the hurried raising of his grisly hand to his chin betrayed some trepidation or surprise. This was only when we were in the act of entering his room, and when I caught a glance at him over my aunt"s shoulder. A moment afterwards, he was as fawning and as humble as ever.
"Well, I am sure," he said. "This is indeed an unexpected pleasure! To have, as I may say, all friends round St. Paul"s at once, is a treat unlooked for! Mr. Copperfield, I hope I see you well, and--if I may umbly express myself so--friendly towards them as is ever your friends, whether or not. Mrs. Copperfield, sir, I hope she"s getting on. We have been made quite uneasy by the poor accounts we have had of her state, lately, I do a.s.sure you."
I felt ashamed to let him take my hand, but I did not know yet what else to do.
"Things are changed in this office, Miss Trotwood, since I was an umble clerk, and held your pony; ain"t they?" said Uriah, with his sickliest smile. "But I am not changed, Miss Trotwood."
"Well, sir," returned my aunt, "to tell you the truth, I think you are pretty constant to the promise of your youth; if that"s any satisfaction to you."
"Thank you, Miss Trotwood," said Uriah, writhing in his ungainly manner, "for your good opinion! Micawber, tell "em to let Miss Agnes know--and mother. Mother will be quite in a state, when she sees the present company!" said Uriah, setting chairs.
"You are not busy, Mr. Heep?" said Traddles, whose eye the cunning red eye accidentally caught, as it at once scrutinized and evaded us.
"No, Mr. Traddles," replied Uriah, resuming his official seat, and squeezing his bony hands, laid palm to palm between his bony knees. "Not so much so as I could wish. But lawyers, sharks, and leeches, are not easily satisfied, you know! Not but what myself and Micawber have our hands pretty full, in general, on account of Mr. Wickfield"s being hardly fit for any occupation, sir. But it"s a pleasure as well as a duty, I am sure, to work for him. You"ve not been intimate with Mr.
Wickfield, I think, Mr. Traddles? I believe I"ve only had the honour of seeing you once myself?"
"No, I have not been intimate with Mr. Wickfield," returned Traddles; "or I might perhaps have waited on you long ago, Mr. Heep."
There was something in the tone of this reply, which made Uriah look at the speaker again, with a very sinister and suspicious expression. But, seeing only Traddles, with his good-natured face, simple manner, and hair on end, he dismissed it as he replied, with a jerk of his whole body, but especially his throat:
"I am sorry for that, Mr. Traddles. You would have admired him as much as we all do. His little failings would only have endeared him to you the more. But if you would like to hear my fellow-partner eloquently spoken of, I should refer you to Copperfield. The family is a subject he"s very strong upon, if you never heard him."
I was prevented from disclaiming the compliment (if I should have done so, in any case), by the entrance of Agnes, now ushered in by Mr.
Micawber. She was not quite so self-possessed as usual, I thought; and had evidently undergone anxiety and fatigue. But her earnest cordiality, and her quiet beauty, shone with the gentler l.u.s.tre for it.
I saw Uriah watch her while she greeted us; and he reminded me of an ugly and rebellious genie watching a good spirit. In the meanwhile, some slight sign pa.s.sed between Mr. Micawber and Traddles; and Traddles, un.o.bserved except by me, went out.
"Don"t wait, Micawber," said Uriah.
Mr. Micawber, with his hand upon the ruler in his breast, stood erect before the door, most unmistakably contemplating one of his fellow-men, and that man his employer.
"What are you waiting for?" said Uriah. "Micawber! did you hear me tell you not to wait?"
"Yes!" replied the immovable Mr. Micawber.
"Then why DO you wait?" said Uriah.
"Because I--in short, choose," replied Mr. Micawber, with a burst.
Uriah"s cheeks lost colour, and an unwholesome paleness, still faintly tinged by his pervading red, overspread them. He looked at Mr. Micawber attentively, with his whole face breathing short and quick in every feature.
"You are a dissipated fellow, as all the world knows," he said, with an effort at a smile, "and I am afraid you"ll oblige me to get rid of you.
Go along! I"ll talk to you presently."
"If there is a scoundrel on this earth," said Mr. Micawber, suddenly breaking out again with the utmost vehemence, "with whom I have already talked too much, that scoundrel"s name is--HEEP!"
Uriah fell back, as if he had been struck or stung. Looking slowly round upon us with the darkest and wickedest expression that his face could wear, he said, in a lower voice:
"Oho! This is a conspiracy! You have met here by appointment! You are playing Booty with my clerk, are you, Copperfield? Now, take care.
You"ll make nothing of this. We understand each other, you and me.
There"s no love between us. You were always a puppy with a proud stomach, from your first coming here; and you envy me my rise, do you?
None of your plots against me; I"ll counterplot you! Micawber, you be off. I"ll talk to you presently."
"Mr. Micawber," said I, "there is a sudden change in this fellow, in more respects than the extraordinary one of his speaking the truth in one particular, which a.s.sures me that he is brought to bay. Deal with him as he deserves!"
"You are a precious set of people, ain"t you?" said Uriah, in the same low voice, and breaking out into a clammy heat, which he wiped from his forehead, with his long lean hand, "to buy over my clerk, who is the very sc.u.m of society,--as you yourself were, Copperfield, you know it, before anyone had charity on you,--to defame me with his lies? Miss Trotwood, you had better stop this; or I"ll stop your husband shorter than will be pleasant to you. I won"t know your story professionally, for nothing, old lady! Miss Wickfield, if you have any love for your father, you had better not join that gang. I"ll ruin him, if you do.
Now, come! I have got some of you under the harrow. Think twice, before it goes over you. Think twice, you, Micawber, if you don"t want to be crushed. I recommend you to take yourself off, and be talked to presently, you fool! while there"s time to retreat. Where"s mother?" he said, suddenly appearing to notice, with alarm, the absence of Traddles, and pulling down the bell-rope. "Fine doings in a person"s own house!"
"Mrs. Heep is here, sir," said Traddles, returning with that worthy mother of a worthy son. "I have taken the liberty of making myself known to her."
"Who are you to make yourself known?" retorted Uriah. "And what do you want here?"
"I am the agent and friend of Mr. Wickfield, sir," said Traddles, in a composed and business-like way. "And I have a power of attorney from him in my pocket, to act for him in all matters."
"The old a.s.s has drunk himself into a state of dotage," said Uriah, turning uglier than before, "and it has been got from him by fraud!"
"Something has been got from him by fraud, I know," returned Traddles quietly; "and so do you, Mr. Heep. We will refer that question, if you please, to Mr. Micawber."
"Ury--!" Mrs. Heep began, with an anxious gesture.
"YOU hold your tongue, mother," he returned; "least said, soonest mended."
"But, my Ury--"
"Will you hold your tongue, mother, and leave it to me?"
Though I had long known that his servility was false, and all his pretences knavish and hollow, I had had no adequate conception of the extent of his hypocrisy, until I now saw him with his mask off. The suddenness with which he dropped it, when he perceived that it was useless to him; the malice, insolence, and hatred, he revealed; the leer with which he exulted, even at this moment, in the evil he had done--all this time being desperate too, and at his wits" end for the means of getting the better of us--though perfectly consistent with the experience I had of him, at first took even me by surprise, who had known him so long, and disliked him so heartily.
I say nothing of the look he conferred on me, as he stood eyeing us, one after another; for I had always understood that he hated me, and I remembered the marks of my hand upon his cheek. But when his eyes pa.s.sed on to Agnes, and I saw the rage with which he felt his power over her slipping away, and the exhibition, in their disappointment, of the odious pa.s.sions that had led him to aspire to one whose virtues he could never appreciate or care for, I was shocked by the mere thought of her having lived, an hour, within sight of such a man.
After some rubbing of the lower part of his face, and some looking at us with those bad eyes, over his grisly fingers, he made one more address to me, half whining, and half abusive.