Agamemnon heard a scream. The doctor had been wounded, but was still fighting, trying to stab his a.s.sailant with the stub of his ivory cane. Agamemnoncontinued circling, winding his cloak around his left arm, but he knew it was hopeless, utterly hopeless. . . .
And then, in an instant, everything changed.
Pyliades, with the last vestige of his strength, reached out and clutched the red-bearded soldier around the legs. The soldier staggered and cut viciously at the sick man. That moment offered Agamemnon"s only chance, and he took it.
With a hoa.r.s.e cry he threw himself against the soldier, overbalancing him. The weight of the man"s armor did the rest. He fell heavily over Pyliades" body, his sword caught in the sick man"s chest, trapped between two ribs.
Agamemnon was on top of him. Releasing his own sword, Agamemnon pulled the knife from his belt and tried to stab the man in the face. The knife bounced off the metal nose guard, breaking at the tip. Agamemnon took better aim and pushed the knife through an opening in the helmet, past a missing cheek guard, into the man"s cheek, up into his eye socket, and then, with a twist, into his brain.
Pyliades was croaking, "Good for you, Commander. We"ll show these Trojan swine a thing or two . . ."
Agamemnon was already rolling to his feet, just in time to see the other soldier thrust his sword deep into the doctor"s belly. The soldier"s helmet had come off in the fight. Agamemnon seized him from behind, bent back his head, and cut his throat. There was silence in the house of the sick man.
There were four corpses on the floor. The doctor had just pa.s.sed away.
Pyliades was dead, but with a grin on his face. Agamemnon hoped it was a grin of triumph rather than the sardonic grin of the plague victim.
The soldier whose throat he"d cut lay in a pool of his own blood. Steam was rising from it. The red-bearded soldier, with the knife in his brain, wasn"t bleeding much. But he was as dead as the others. Agamemnon himself was uninjured. He could scarcely believe it. He shook himself to make sure.
He was fine. Now, to find Charon.
He reached inside his tunic, pulled out the amethyst that Dionysus had given him. He looked around the room through it.
The room was a dark violet. The proportions weren"t as he remembered them. The amethyst seemed to have distorting properties. Agamemnon experienced a wave of dizziness. He sat down on the floor. Taking a deep breath, he calmed himself with an effort of will and looked around the room again.
He saw what looked like a wisp of smoke taking shape. Was it from the oil lamp? No, that had been broken during the fight-a wonder it hadn"t set the place on fire.
At the same time he felt the walls of the hovel changing, expanding, dissolving.
Agamemnon blinked. The room was transforming fast. He was disoriented.He could no longer see the walls. He was outside. He lowered the amethyst to reorient himself.
He was indeed outside. Not even in Mycenae. He was sitting on a boulder on a low, marshy sh.o.r.e. There was a river in front of him. Its waters were black, sleek, oily. It appeared to be twilight or early evening. The sun was nowhere in sight, although it had been afternoon when all this began. There were no stars in the darkness, no light anywhere. Yet he could see. Some distance ahead of him, on a low ridge of rock poking out of the mud, there were four figures. Agamemnon thought he knew who they were. In the gloom he could also make out a sort of dock on the sh.o.r.e beyond the four figures. A long, low boat was tied to one of its pillars, and a man was standing in it.
The man was gesturing, and his voice came through clearly. "Come on, you guys! You know the drill. Come to the boat. The boat"s not going to come to you."
The four rose and began walking to the dock. Their steps were the slow, unhurried footsteps of the dead. Agamemnon got up and hurried to join them.
He reached the dock at the same time they did. He recognized the doctor, Pyliades, and the two soldiers.
The man in the boat was urging them to move along, get aboard, get on with it.
"Come on," he said, "1 have no time to waste. Do you think you"re the only dead awaiting transportation? Move along now, get aboard . . . You there," he said to Agamemnon, "you"ve got no business here. You"re still living."
Agamemnon held up the amethyst. "I need to come aboard. You"re Charon, aren"t you?"
"His son," the man said. "One of his sons. We"re all called Charon. Too much work for the old man alone. Too much for us now, too! But we do what we can. You"ve got the psychopomp stone, so I guess you can come aboard." He turned to the others. Did you bring any money for the pa.s.sage?"
They shook their heads. "It was all too sudden," the doctor said.
"I will stand surety for them," Agamemnon said. "And for myself as well.
I"ll deposit the money wherever you want upon my return. You have the word of Agamemnon, king of kings."
"Make sure you don"t forget, or when your time comes, your shade will be left here on the sh.o.r.e."
"How much do you want?" Agamemnon asked. "The fee is one obol per dead man, but five obols for you because you"re alive and weigh more. Go to any Thomas Cook, have them convert your currency into the obol, and deposit it in the Infernal Account."
"Thomas Cook has an infernal account."
"Didn"t know that, did you?"Agamemnon and the others got on Charon"s boat. It was narrow, with two rows of built-in benches facing each other. Agamemnon and Pyliades sat on one side, the two soldiers on the other, and the doctor, after a moment"s hesitation, sat on a little bench in front of a shelter cabin, at right angles to the benches.
Charon untied the mooring line and pushed the boat away from the dock. Once free, he set a steering oar in place, and stood on the decked stern and began to gently scull the boat.
They sat in silence for a while as the boat glided over the dark waters.
At last Agamemnon said, "Is this going to take long?"
"It"ll take as long as it takes," Charon said. "Why? You in a rush?"
"Not exactly," Agamemnon said. "Just curious. And interested in getting to the bottom of these mysteries."
"Give your curiosity a rest," Charon said. "Here in the land of the dead, just as in the land of the living, no sooner do you understand one mystery than another comes up to replace it. There"s no satisfying curiosity. I remember when Heracles came through here. He was in a tearing hurry, couldn"t wait to wrestle with Cerberus and bring him up to the world of the living."
"They say he succeeded," Agamemnon said.
"Sure. But what good did it do him? When he got back, King Eurystheus just had another job for him. There"s no end of things to do when you"re alive."
The red-bearded soldier abruptly said, "I just want you to know, Agamemnon, that I bear you no ill will for having killed me."
"That"s good of you," Agamemnon said. "After you tried so hard to kill me."
"There was nothing personal about it," the red-beard said. "I am Sallices, commander of Aegithus" bodyguard in Mycenae. I was ordered to kill you. I follow orders."
"And look where they have brought you!" Agamemnon said.
"Where else would I be going but here? If not this year, then the next, or the one after that."
"I didn"t expect to be killed," the other soldier said. "I am Creonides. My time in Aegisthus" service was over at the end of the week. I was going back to my little farm outside Argos. Returning to my wife and baby daughter."
"I can"t believe this self-pitying nonsense," the doctor said. "My name is Strepsiades. I am a respected doctor of Cos, an island famous for its healers. I came to Mycenae for purely humanitarian reasons, to give what help I could to victims of the plague that you fellows carried back from Asia. And how am I rewarded? A villainous soldier kills me so there should be no witnesses to the illegal and immoral execution of his lord."
"But I was just following orders," Creonides said. "My immediate commander, Sallices here, ordered me to do it." "And I," Sallices said, "was following the orders of my commander, the n.o.ble Aegisthus."
"But those were immoral orders!" Pyliades said, sitting up and speaking now for the first time in a firm deep voice, with no signs of plague on him. "Anyman can see that!"
"Do you really think so?" Sallices asked. "And what if the orders were immoral? What is a soldier supposed to do, question and decide on each order given to him by his superiors? I"ve heard that you fellows did a few things you weren"t so proud of during the Trojan War. Killing the whole population of Troy, and burning the city."
"We were avenging ourselve for the theft of Helen!" Plyiades declared hotly.
"And what was Helen to you?" Sallices asked. "Your wife or daughter? Not a bit of it! The wife of a king not even of your own country, since you are Argives, not Spartans. And anyhow, according to all accounts, the lady left Menelaus and went away with Paris willingly. So what were you avenging?"
"Our slain companions," Pyliades said. "Achilles, our beloved leader."
"Now that is really a laugh," Sallices said. "Your companions were there for the booty, and Achilles was there for the glory. Furthermore, he made his choice. It was prophesied he"d die gloriously at Troy, or lead a long inglorious life if he stayed home.
No one had to die for poor Achilles! He made his choice to die for himself."
There was silence for a while. Then Doctor Strepsiades said, "It must all have seemed different at the time. Men"s choices are not presented to them in a reflective s.p.a.ce. They come in the clamor and fury of the moment, when a choice must be made at once, for better or worse."
"Is it the same with you, Doctor?" Agamemnon asked. "Or are you alone blameless among us?"
Dr. Strepsiades was silent for a long while. At last he said, "My motives were not entirely humanitarian. I might as well confess this to you, since I will have to tell it to the Judges of the Dead. Queen Clytemnestra sent a herald to our school of physicians on Cos, imploring us for help with the plague, and offering a recompense. I was able to buy a nice little house in the city for my wife and children before I embarked."
"Clytemnestra!" Agamemnon said. "That murderous b.i.t.c.h!"
"She was trying to look out for her people," Strepsiades said. "And besides, she had her reasons. We have it on good authority that you sacrificed your daughter Iphigenia to call up a breeze to carry you and your men to Troy."
"Now wait a minute," Agamemnon said. "There"s another version of the story in which the G.o.ddess Artemis took Iphigenia to Aulis, to be high priestess to the Taurians."
"I don"t care about your face-saving version," Strepsiades said. "It was probably inspired by political reasons. In your heart you know you sacrificed your daughter."
Agamemnon sighed and did not answer.
"And not only did you do that, but you also involved your son, Orestes, inmatricide, from which came his agony and his madness."
"None of that could be predicted at the time," Agamemnon said. "Charon, what do you think?"
Charon said, "We have been doing this ferrying for a long time, my father, my brothers, and I, and we share all the information we pick up. We have some questions, too, first and foremost about ourselves."
Charon took a drink of wine from a leather flask lying in the bottom of the boat, and continued.
"What are we here for? Why is there a Charon, or a Charon-function? Are we anything apart from our function? Just as you might ask, Agamemnon, whether you are anything apart from the morally ambiguous story of your life? A story which, for all intents and purposes, has no end and no beginning, and which in one guise or another is always contemporaneous, always happening.
Do you ever get any time off from being the Agamemnon-function, do you ever have a chance for some good meaningless fun? Or do you always have to operate your character? Can you do anything without your act proposing a moral question, a dilemma for the ages, ethically unanswerable by its very nature?"
"What about the rest of us?" Strepsiades asked. "Are our lives negligible just because they don"t pose a great moral question like Agamemnon"s?"
"You and Agamemnon alike are equally negligible," Charon said. "You are merely the actors of old stories, which have more or less significance as the fashions of the times dictate. You are human beings, and you cannot be said to be with or without significance. But one like you, Agamemnon is a symbol and a question mark to the human race, just as the human race is to all intelligent life in the Kosmos."
A chilling thought crossed Agamemnon"s mind. "And you, Charon? What are you? Are you human? Are you one of those who brought us the lottery?"
"We are living beings of some sort," Charon said. "There are more questions than answers in this matter of living. And now, gentlemen, I hope this conversation has diverted you, because we are at our destination."
Looking over the side of the boat, Agamemnon could see a dark sh.o.r.eline coining up. It was low, like the one they had left, but this one had a bright fringe of sandy beach.
The boat made a soft grating sound as Charon ran it onto the sand.
"You are here," Charon said, and then to Agamemnon: "Don"t forget you owe me payment."
"Farewell, Commander," said Pyliades. "I hope for a favorable judgment, and to see you again in the palace of Achilles, where they say he lives with Helen, the most beautiful woman who ever was or ever will be. They say the two of them feast the heroes of the Trojan War, and declaim the verses of Homer in pure Greek. I was not a hero, nor do I even speak Greek; but Achilles and Helen may welcome people like me-I have a cheery face now that death has removed the plague from me-and can be counted upon to applaud the greatheroes of our Trojan enterprise."
"I hope it turns out so," Agamemnon said. It may be a while before I come there myself, since I am still alive."
The others said their farewells to Agamemnon, and a.s.sured him they bore him no ill will for their deaths. Then the four walked in the direction of the Judges" seats, which were visible on a rise of land. But Agamemnon followed a sign that read, "This way to the Orchards of Elysium and the Islands of the Blest." For these were the regions where he expected to find Tiresias.
He walked through pleasant meadowlands, with cattle grazing in the distance. These, he had been told, were part of Helios" herd, which were always straying into this part of Hades, where the gra.s.s was greener.
After a while he came to a valley. In the middle of the valley was a small lake. A man stood in the middle of the lake with water up to his mouth. There were trees growing along the lakesh.o.r.e, fruit trees, and their branches hung over the man in the water, and ripe fruit drooped low over his head. But when he reached up to pick a banana or an apple-both grew on the same tree-the fruit shrank back out of his reach.
Agamemnon thought he knew who this was, so he walked to the sh.o.r.e of the lake and called out, "h.e.l.lo, Tantalus!" The man in the water said, "Why, if it isn"t Agamemnon, ruler of men! Have you come to rule here in h.e.l.l, Agamemnon?"
"Certainly not," Agamemnon said. "I"m just here for a visit. I"ve come to talk with Tiresias. Would you happen to know where I might find him?"
"Tirisias keeps a suite in Hades" palace. It"s just to your left, over that rise.
You can"t miss it."
"Thanks very much, Tantalus. Is it very onerous, this punishment the G.o.ds have decreed for you? Is there anything I can do?"
"Good of you to ask," Tantalus said. "But there"s nothing you could do for me. Besides, this punishment is not as terrible as it might seem. The G.o.ds are relentless in decreeing punishment, but they don"t much care who actually does it. So a couple of us swap punishments, and thus get some relief from the same thing over and over."
"Who do you trade with, if you don"t mind my asking?"
"By no means. A bit of conversation is a welcome diversion. Sisyphus, Prometheus, and I from time to time take over one another"s punishments. The exercise of pushing Sisyphus" boulder does me good-otherwise I might get fat-I tend to gorge when I get the chance."
"But to have your liver torn out by a vulture when you take over for Prometheus-that can"t be much fun."
"You"d be surprised. The vulture often misses the liver, chews at a kidney instead, much less hurtful. Especially when you consider that here in h.e.l.l, sensation is difficult to come by. Even King Achilles and Queen Helen, each blessed with the unsurpa.s.sed beauty of the other, have a bit of trouble feelingdesire without bodies. Pain is a welcome change to feeling nothing."
Agamemnon set out again in the direction Tantalus had indicated. He went across a high upland path, and saw below a pleasant grove of pine trees. There were a dozen or so men and women in white robes, strolling around and engaging in animated conversation.
Agamemnon walked over to them and announced who he was. A woman said, "We know who you are. We were expecting you, since your trip here was mentioned in several of the books that were lost when the great library at Alexandria burned. In honor of your arrival, several of us have written philosophical speeches ent.i.tled "Agamemnon"s Lament." These speeches are about the sort of things we thought we would hear from you."
"Since you knew I was coming, why didn"t you wait and hear what I actually did say?"
"Because, Agamemnon, what we did is the philosophical way, and the way of action. We wrote your speech ourselves, instead of pa.s.sively waiting for you to write it, if you ever would. And, since you are not a philosopher yourself, we thought you were unlikely to cast your thoughts into a presentation sufficiently rigorous for an intelligent and disinterested observer. Nor were you a dramatist, so your thoughts were unlikely to have either the rigor or beauty of a philosophical dramatist such as Aeschylus or Sophocles. Since words once said cannot be unsaid, as conversation permits no time for reflection and revision, we took the liberty of putting what we thought you would be likely to say into proper grammatical form, carefully revised, and with a plethora of footnotes to make the meaning of your life and opinions clear to even the meanest understanding."
""Very good of you, I"m sure," said Agamemnon, who, although deficient in philosophy, had a small but useful talent for irony.
"We don"t expect our work will represent you, Agamemnon, the man,"
another philosopher said. "But we hope we"ve done justly by you, Agamemnon the position."
"This is all very interesting," Agamemnon said. "But could you tell me now how I might find Tiresias?"
The philosophers conferred briefly. Then one of them said, "We do not recognize Tiresias as a philosopher. He is a mere shaman."
"Is that bad?" Agamemnon asked.