"And how would you propose to take them to your bosom, exactly?"

"Well, what if I were to accept the services of one of your daughters as a sort of..." The baron shook his head, laughing. "It sounds ridiculous saying it, but... as a bodyguard. It might add fuel to the flame of scandal, at first, yet with time it would be accepted. And, at any rate, perhaps a little tonguewagging"s just what we need to demonstrate the seriousness of the situation. "If even the baron of Lumpley is again embracing the old Orientalism that held such sway during The Troubles...!" That sort of thing."

"I see," Mr. Bennet said, inflectionless. "And which of my daughters did you have in mind?"

"I suppose the eldest would make the most sense. Jane. Despite all the hysterics at the lake, she did slay a dreadful. And she"s already out, so it wouldn"t be that shocking for her to spend her days in the company of a gentleman. Of course, we couldn"t be alone together. That would never do! Fortunately, there is no lack of chaperones around Netherfield. Though I have no relations or guests with me, at the moment, there are always servants about... not to mention uninvited callers."

"You ask for one of Mr. Bennet"s daughters as a bodyguard?" Capt. Cannon spluttered. "With your servants as chaperones?"



The man looked as though he"d never missed his arms more-for before him was a rascal in desperate need of thrashing, rank be d.a.m.ned.

Mr. Bennet grunted out a little cough and finally shifted in his seat. "Actually, Captain, I find the proposal rather appeals to me. Do I take it, My Lord, that-if I agree to the course you"ve put forth-you will do everything in your power to aid our friend here?"

He nodded at Capt. Cannon.

Lord Lumpley put on an expression suggesting mild indignation. "You make it sound like a quid pro quo, Mr. Bennet... although I certainly will feel safer remaining in Hertfordshire to a.s.sist the captain if some gesture is made toward ensuring my safety."

"Everything in your power," Mr. Bennet pressed. "Whatever the captain needs. On your word of honor."

d.a.m.nable nerve, the baron thought.

"Of course," he said.

Mr. Bennet nodded, then had the impudence-what reserves the man had!-to stand up first.

"Jane will be here tomorrow noon."

"Excellent! I"ll have a room prepared for her in the south wing."

"Yes, do. And you might want to alert your steward and groundskeeper and stable boys and all the rest, too."

"Oh?" Lord Lumpley and Capt. Cannon said together, and this time the word"s meaning was as simple as its sound. Pure surprise, nothing more.

"I a.s.sume it would be your first request," Mr. Bennet said to the captain, "that you be allowed to establish headquarters on good, defensible high ground, clear of any cover for an advancing enemy, close enough to town to defend it yet not so close as to draw unwanted attention, with plenty of ready shelter its master has, at present, no need for."

"Yes, I suppose..." Capt. Cannon finally caught on, and a huge grin pushed his white side-whiskers heavenward. "Netherfield Park would make the perfect base of operations. Limbs! To your posts! By jingo, if we move fast, we can break camp and be back this very day! I thank you, My Lord! The king thanks you! You are the very model of munificence, Sir!"

"Just a minute, now," Lord Lumpley began limply, but in all the commotion of the Limbs quick-stepping in a pivot and wheeling the captain toward the library doors, n.o.body seemed to hear him.

"I daresay you were right about my daughter not wanting for chaperones," Mr. Bennet said as he and the soldiers took their leave with jerky, hurried bows. "Before she even arrives, there will be all of a hundred of them billeted on your estate!"

CHAPTER 21.

THERE HAD BEEN NO MORE late-night prowlings through the Bennet house since the girls had mistaken their mother for an unmentionable more than a week before. Whatever Mrs. Bennet had been after in Mr. Bennet"s room-and Elizabeth had worked very, very hard to convince herself she didn"t know what that was-she"d apparently given up hope of procuring it. So when Elizabeth once again heard shuffling steps and the creak of a floorboard outside her bedroom door, she stuffed her hand under her pillow and wrapped it around the hilt of a dirk.

It was the dead of night, yet her sleep had been light. Exhausted as her body was from another day of training, her mind remained restless, returning again and again to the same troubling thoughts. And feelings.

There was a light rap on her door, and it began to swing slowly open.

"Don"t shoot, Lizzy. It"s me."

Elizabeth pushed herself up and smiled sleepily. "Oh, I wasn"t going to shoot you, Jane. I was about to stab you."

Candlelight spread out into the room, and as Jane stepped in after it, Elizabeth could see her sister"s eyes glistening moistly in the dim flicker.

"I need help packing for Netherfield," Jane said.

Elizabeth stood and started toward her. "But we finished that hours ago."

"I know. And I finished again at midnight." Jane"s lips trembled, and a single tear trickled down her right cheek. "I just can"t stop unpacking."

"Dear, sweet Jane..."

Elizabeth wrapped her arms gingerly around her sister-careful not to brush against the candle-and held her for a moment. Then she hurried her across the hall to her room and quickly closed the door. (Lydia had grown altogether too fond of her throwing stars of late, and anyone or anything that startled or provoked her ran the risk of quick, painful perforation.) "Oh, Lizzy," Jane said after another hug, "I feel as if I"m being sent to Lord Lumpley as some kind of... you know..."

Elizabeth did know. The gist anyway, if not the exact word Jane couldn"t bring herself to say. Concubine would have been her first guess.

The phrase Elizabeth had settled on in her own mind was virgin sacrifice.

She led Jane to the bed, sat her down, and kissed her on the forehead. Then she turned to a large (and empty) chest surrounded by stacks of neatly folded clothes.

"You must simply think of yourself as a special sort of governess." She picked up a riding habit and put it in the trunk. "And of Lord Lumpley as a particularly naughty child."

"Oh, it"s not him that I worry about," Jane said. "You know I don"t share your misgivings about the baron. He"s always been a perfect gentleman with me. No... it"s what people will say that pains me."

Elizabeth shrugged even as she kept loading the trunk. "Could it be any worse than what they"re saying already? And if His Lordship is to be believed, they won"t be saying it long-because he"s going to change their minds about it all."

"Do you believe that, Lizzy?"

"Well... the baron might be right. But I beg you to be wary of anything else the man says. And I don"t just say that because I dislike him. You know there have been rumors... about Lord Lumpley and certain girls..."

Such a flush came to Jane"s face, for a moment it seemed to glow as bright as the candle, and she reached out and snagged Elizabeth by the hand.

"Oh, please say you"ll come to Netherfield tomorrow! I simply couldn"t bear going there without you by my side to give me strength."

"Of course, I shall go with you. Though..." Elizabeth gave Jane"s hand a squeeze and then, overcome by the sudden urge to turn away, went back to packing. "I suppose I shall have to ask the Master for permission, as well."

"Surely, he"d excuse even his favorite pupil for just this one morning," Jane said. She was obviously struggling to lighten her tone, brighten the mood, turn playful, yet Elizabeth found she couldn"t play along, and instead she changed the subject.

"Well, I can think of one person, at least, who will be absolutely enchanted by the idea."

"Oh, goodness, yes. No doubt Mamma will want you to visit me at Netherfield often, so that you might secure for yourself whichever gentleman there I don"t entrap. Why, she and Aunt Philips are probably already planning a double wedding!"

Elizabeth let loose a very unladylike snort, sparking in Jane a burst of barely stifled giggles.

Their mother had, at first, reacted to news of the arrangement with Lord Lumpley with shocked silence-silence from her being so shocking that no one else there could speak for a full half minute, and the whole family simply sat around the drawing room watching matriarch gawk at patriarch with her mouth hanging open.

"One of our daughters? A bodyguard?" she finally said. "It"s outrageous. Disgraceful. Unheard of. We"ll be the laughingstock of all Hertfordshire."

"As if we aren"t now," Kitty grumbled.

"Actually, Mamma," Mary said, nodding down at the thick book spread open in her lap, "according to this, Lady Catherine de Bourgh herself served as personal guard to the Duke of York during the Black Country Campaign of 17-"

"Sss sss sss," Mrs. Bennet hissed, silencing Mary with waggling fingers. As always, she found facts ant.i.thetical to good conversation. "We"re talking about Jane"s reputation. And ours!"

"Lord Lumpley would tell you he"s rescuing our reputation, gallant gentleman that he is," Mr. Bennet said. "At any rate, there can hardly be anything untoward about the arrangement if it"s been endorsed by a captain of the king"s army-and when he and his junior officers will ever be on hand. Why, I wager Jane will end up spending as much time with young Lt. Tindall as with the baron."

Mrs. Bennet pondered this for a long, long time-for her. Meaning all of two seconds pa.s.sed before she turned to Jane and said, "Don"t forget to take that lovely muslin gown Mrs. Gardiner bought for you in London. And we simply must do something different with your hair. Hill! Hill? Where is that infernal woman? She needs to run to town this instant if we"re to have a new bonnet before Mr. Ward closes shop. HILL!"

Soon she was hustling upstairs to go through Jane"s closet and dressers, with Kitty and Lydia skittering after her t.i.ttering. Jane remained behind, frozen in the armchair she"d been sitting in when she"d received the news.

Her father walked over to pat her on the back of the hand.

"I know, my dear. I am tossing you into the lion"s den. Please believe me, I wouldn"t do it if you weren"t more than a match for any wanton tom who sought to add you to his pride."

"Papa!" Jane cried, horrified.

Mr. Bennet gave her another pat. "That"s the way, child, that"s the way. Just keep blushing like that-with your katana at the ready-and you"ll be all right. Now, I suppose I must go to the dojo and inform Master Hawksworth."

"Are you sure he"ll approve?" Elizabeth asked.

She certainly didn"t, but there was little she could do about it. The Master, on the other hand...

"Our training has brought us so far so fast, but this?" she went on. "The Master might not think Jane"s ready."

"I am beginning to wonder," Mr. Bennet replied, one eyebrow arching high, "if our young master is truly the best judge of what my daughters are and are not ready for."

It was Elizabeth"s turn to blush. Her sisters" teasing she could tolerate, but from her father it was something else entirely. Though, really, how could he have missed Master Hawksworth"s attentions? The Master was forever creating excuses for them to be alone to work on their pas de deux moves: At one point, every other Bennet in the dojo was accused of bad posture and sent off for a dozen laps around the estate. And he continued to give Elizabeth looks that lingered so long that Mary even asked him once if he were attempting some Oriental form of mesmerism. Yet it wasn"t yearning that Elizabeth saw in his gaze; it seemed more like a perpetually unquenched curiosity. What he was so curious about, though, she didn"t know, and even when they were together, just the two of them grappling and tussling and clasping hands, she couldn"t bring herself to ask.

Mr. Bennet paused a moment, waiting to see what reply his daughter might make to his observation about the Master. Yet Elizabeth found herself, for once, at a loss for the right words, and her father simply grunted and left the room.

"Well, come along, Jane," she said brightly, trying to cover with false cheer as she grabbed her sister by the arm and tugged her toward the door. "Knowing Mamma, we will find her stuffing a trunk with evening dresses, slippers, and gloves-and not so much as a b.u.t.ter knife for you to guard a body with!"

And so it had been, of course. Eventually, Mrs. Bennet moved on to other matters: Jane"s hair, the new bonnet, experimenting (over Kitty"s howls of protest) on Jane"s already perfect complexion with the French rouge Mrs. Hill had found hidden in the younger girl"s dresser. Which was all well and good, from Elizabeth"s perspective, for at last she could slip in and pack a few things that might actually be of some use.

And now, hours later, here she was doing it all over again.

"Do you really think there"s need for that?" Jane asked as Elizabeth picked up her sparring gown. "I can"t imagine I"ll be doing many dandbaithaks while at Netherfield Park."

"Perhaps we might do some sword work together during one of my many visits," Elizabeth replied. "It would be wise, I think, to remind the baron what you"re capable of with a katana... though I will admit, I would be happier packing a chast.i.ty belt."

"Lizzy!"

"For Lord Lumpley, of course," Elizabeth said. "I suspect the man already wears a truss. A chast.i.ty belt would require but the tiniest bit of extra-"

"Elizabeth Bennet, you should be ashamed of yourself," Jane said. But she was grinning as she said it. "You say the most awful things!"

Elizabeth smiled back, pleased to see she"d lifted her sister"s spirits. Yet it would take a lot more than naughty quips, she knew, to actually keep Jane safe.

She put a pair of tekko bra.s.s knuckles in the trunk. Then an ivory-handled push dagger. Then her sister"s nunchucks. Then her flintlock pistol and powder horn. Then a bag of shot. Then a retractable bo staff and ninja hand claws and a battle-axe and... and... and...

CHAPTER 22.

EARLY THE NEXT MORNING, the Bennets lined up outside the house to bid Jane adieu.

"I"m sure you will acquit yourself well," said Mary.

"Just you with a baron and a hundred soldiers-I"m so jealous!" said Kitty.

"I should be so lucky when I"m your age!" said Lydia.

"Be careful, my dear," said Mrs. Bennet. "But not too careful." And she gave Jane a broad wink.

Master Hawksworth watched all the proceedings from the doorway of the dojo. The only farewell he offered to Jane was a solemn bow. Yet this, in its own way, seemed as heartfelt as anything the Bennets had to say.

As Jane returned the bow, the Master"s eyes flicked, for just an instant, to Elizabeth and her father.

Mr. Bennet, Elizabeth noticed, was watching the younger man with a look of dry disdain. When the Master noticed it as well, he abruptly spun on his heel and stalked back into the dojo.

Something had shifted between her father and Master Hawksworth-something, Elizabeth feared, that had to do with her. Just that morning, when she"d asked if she might accompany Jane to Nether-field, Mr. Bennet had said, "That"s a splendid idea. I"ll tell Hawksworth you shall be gone for the day."

Not "ask the Master." "Tell Hawksworth."

Whatever it meant, she had no chance to ask about it, however slyly she might have gone about it, for when they left Longbourn, her father suddenly began acting like her mother. He"d decided that they should walk (an armed servant in a dogcart having been dispatched with Jane"s trunk at first light), and all the way to Netherfield Park he kept up a stream of nervous chatter. Fortunately, it wasn"t the need for an heir or rich sons-in-law or the certainty of his own encroaching doom that occupied him: He was reviewing fighting techniques, tossing out bits of zombie lore ("Have I mentioned their fondness for cabbage patches?"), and reminding Jane, not once but twice, of the efficaciousness of the Fulcrum of Doom and its sundry variations.

It was as if all their father had learned through months of study in the Orient and years battling the unmentionables might be imparted to his daughters in one fifty-minute walk, provided he talked quickly enough. He barely paused for so much as a breath until he spotted something by the side of the road that, for a moment, seemed to take it away entirely.

"Well, well, well... and I was just about to get to this, too," he muttered, and he slowly approached a small mound of what looked like mincemeat or the contents of a particularly lumpy haggis. "It appears Fate has taken an interest in your education."

"What is it?" Elizabeth asked.

"Zombie droppings."

"Zombie... droppings?"

"Oh, my," Jane said. "I didn"t think unmentionables would need to, um, you know..."

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