"I don"t believe you."
"You want to sell me the idea a jerk as stinking rich as you needs to bust people up and kill them and steal old books over a treasure as puny as Eagle"s?"
"The record says that treasure consisted entirely of silver, Mr. Garrett. To accomplish its purpose, the Call needs that silver."
I lost my focus as I intuited the nature of his interest. He meant to become the boss crackdome.
Silver was the fuel of sorcery. Black magic lurked behind the Call. Maybe the silver shortage was holding the Call back more than was any excess of reason, humanity, or common decency. Maybe the guy who brought the silver in would own the Call. And maybe whoever ran the Call would own the kingdom if the lunatics got their racist revolution rolling.
"Marengo North English tell you to find it?"
Elias Davenport said nothing for a moment, which confirmed what I"d guessed. Then, still not speaking, he came after me. He didn"t exactly bound my way, though, and when he stepped into a better light I saw why. He was probably around when Eagle sneaked off with his slaves.
He had a bulging, throbbing vein in his left temple. I suggested, "Don"t have a stroke, old-timer."
Shucks. He didn"t. He just got really really mad. He made a gesture that must have meant punch Garrett in the face till you turn him inside out because the twins really went to work. mad. He made a gesture that must have meant punch Garrett in the face till you turn him inside out because the twins really went to work.
Felt great when they took a break. Gave me a chance to spit the blood out and suck some air.
"Where are the missing pages, Mr. Garrett?" Davenport was shrieking now.
67.
Yep, it sure wasn"t the cleverest idea I ever had and it sure did hurt. I decided I"d strung them along long enough. "Shirt. Pocket," I gurgled. "Box. Key. To house."
Davenport was right in my face, gagging me with foul breath caused by rotten teeth. He was so eager he didn"t wait to hear the story I"d rehea.r.s.ed. He pawed my shirtfront, found the box I wanted him to find, s.n.a.t.c.hed it, and stumbled toward his high chair. Or whatever he called it.
My ears rang like church gongs, but I still heard the buzz when the whatever in the box woke up. The twins heard it, too. "Please be careful, lord!" one squealed. "There"s something wrong..."
Davenport fumbled the box open. I knew when because he screamed to let me know.
If I hadn"t hurt so bad I might have felt sorry for him, such was the agony and despair in his shrieking.
One of the twins squeezed my throat. "You better make it stop..." He went to work on his own screams before he made his point. That aggravated his backward named brother, who stepped up to maul me, only just as he reached for me he got a big look of surprise and started howling himself.
I never did see what got them. They"d tied me up real good. I do know the uproar attracted people from elsewhere because I heard new voices rushing around asking what the h.e.l.l was going on. Then some of those started screaming, too. Their shrieks left the star chamber and dwindled.
Circ.u.mstances being what they were, I couldn"t do much but sit around plotting my next move. Despite my discomfort I even fell asleep (I"m too tough to pa.s.s out) for a while. Probably a long while, though in such situations the whiles tend to stretch longer than they really are. I doubt more than a couple months pa.s.sed in the outside world.
My big worry was the killer bug coming back, but when sounds disturbed my nap I learned that I had more immediate troubles.
"Got yourself in it real deep this time, Garrett." Winger strolled around me while her boyfriend watched from a distance. This was my fault. I"d made it possible for him to track me again. But I"d had my reasons. They just didn"t make much sense now.
Winger wasn"t suffering from any overwhelming pa.s.sion to set me free, so I didn"t act like I was as aware as I was. I was confident that Otto and Otah had left me looking well done. I turned loose a moan that didn"t take much acting.
"Think he told them anything?" the boyfriend asked.
"What? How? He don"t know anything."
The boyfriend grunted but sounded unconvinced. But he"d been on my tail closer than Winger had.
Winger grabbed my hair, lifted my head. "You in there, Garrett? Where did everybody go? Where did you send them?"
"Hon? Wrong question," the boyfriend said. He was over by the judge seats now. "Ask him what he did to them."
Winger went to check what was left of Elias Davenport. "What would do that?" She glanced back at me nervously.
"I don"t think I want to find out," the boyfriend said. "There are more over there. Four, maybe five. All torn up the same way."
"What did you do, Garrett?" Winger actually seemed concerned. Like maybe she was worried I might do it again. Maybe she was getting old.
I noticed that n.o.body was straining to get me loose yet. Winger asked, "They have all three books, Garrett? Or just the one the girl took from her mother?"
I wondered if I could lure her close enough to bite her.
"Hon!"
I couldn"t turn, but I heard them come into the chamber, at least four men. Maybe more. Things froze. Winger was at a loss for what to do. I wondered why.
"Holy hooters! Looka them gazoombies!"
The G.o.dd.a.m.ned Parrot! What the h.e.l.l?
Slither moved across my field of vision. For reasons known only to him he was lugging a military entrenching tool. He brandished it at Winger but didn"t say anything.
Next thing I knew Morley was lifting my head, looking into what little could be seen of my eyes behind the swelling. "He"s alive. Get him untied." A second later, Ivy and Spud went to work on the ropes holding me. They didn"t seem to be in any hurry, though. "Saucerhead. Cover that door. Sarge, get that one over there. Looks like they went that way when they ran." He lifted my head again. "What happened?"
"Mimble sif cubby bunka snot!" Oh, d.a.m.n! I was speaking fluent dwarvish again. Courtesy of my swollen face and tongue. But this time I I knew what I was trying to say. knew what I was trying to say.
The G.o.dd.a.m.ned Parrot definitely possessed a working man"s taste in femininity. And he wasn"t going to let Winger get away without hearing about it.
She and her boyfriend were making sure they didn"t do anything to get anybody upset.
Ivy and Spud kept fumbling and I kept trying to tell them not to be so thoughtful of the ropes, just haul out a knife and hack away. They didn"t understand me, though. They kept doing it the hard way till Morley snapped, "We don"t have any call to be careful of property, Narcisio. The owner is over here full of holes. A prosecutor won"t worry about a damaged rope."
Saucerhead scolded Winger. Spud and Ivy tried to get me to stand. Morley faked looking like my well-being was the only thing of any interest to him. Slither wandered around muttering and waving his shovel. Sarge studied the expanse of his belly, maybe contemplating drawing a map.
Somebody somewhere shrieked in pain, somebody not there in the chamber but not real far away. Then another somebody screamed. Then we heard a furious buzzing, getting louder. My pet was coming back.
That fool Slither chuckled like this was what he"d been waiting for all his life, like he"d finally found his chance to use that killer comeback he"d thought of fourteen years ago. He told Sarge, "Better get outa the way, Ace, "less you want it coming right through you."
Sarge took a peek at the bodies. He opted for discretion and cleared the doorway fast.
An instant later, something came through that doorway so fast it was barely a blur on a course that curved right toward me.
Slither swung his shovel. He stepped into it, got his arms extended and all his arm and shoulder strength into his swing.
Splang!
He dropped the blade of his tool to the floor and began cleaning it with the edge of his sole. His grin was huge. "There"s how you handle them little boogers. They"re fast and they"re mean, but you can handle them easy if you just don"t take your eye off them. I guess n.o.body around here must"ve seen them before."
Morley asked me, "Will you be able to walk?" He left Slither"s strokes to the others.
I tried to ask the big guy where he"d run into those devil bugs before. Only dwarvish came out. Morley thought I was talking to him. "Good," he said. "You"re tougher than you let on. Let"s get out of here."
A good idea. After making sure nothing got left that would implicate any of us. Though I couldn"t see how it would be possible for some of us not to be connected somehow. There were live people in the house still, and the POWs outside could be forced to reveal whatever they had seen.
Winger and her pal tried to turn sideways and thereby become invisible, but as TG Parrot reminds us occasionally, Winger in profile is hard to miss.
"We can leave you here," Morley told her. "There is ample rope now." He indicated the chrysallis I"d left behind.
"No. No. That"s all right." Winger didn"t want to stay. It was likely the weather would turn real nasty soon. The Call wouldn"t know that Davenport had gone rogue. They would want a blood price paid.
It was all my fault. I admit it. If I"d been able to shuffle my feet faster, we might not have had to play in the rest of the game.
68.
We never cleared the star chamber. I mean, I was heeling and toeing as fast as my heels and toes would cooperate, but we just didn"t get far.
Morley howled suddenly. That startled the rest of us into freezing. Another bug? I thought. How?...Dotes leapt into the air. As he peaked out, a guy stepped into the chamber and presented his chin for kicking. He dropped like his legs had been cut off, but a whole herd of brunos stormed in over him. He was going to have bruises on his bruises and powdered bones if he ever came around.
Everybody but me got into the mix-up. Ivy and Spud propped me against a wall and jumped into it. I stood there so focused on trying not to fall that I had little attention left for rooting for my pals. I did try fishing something useful out of my pockets, but the effort was too much for what meager energy I had left.
I didn"t even realize who this bunch were till Mugwump appeared amid the second wave. By then things had grown too serious to be settled amicably. We had dead and bad hurt people everywhere, mostly on the Rainmaker"s side, but poor addlepate Ivy made a wrong move and accidentally got himself stabbed in the back about forty-five times. The G.o.dd.a.m.ned Parrot ripped the scalp off the character responsible, a ratman so weeded up he couldn"t stop stabbing long enough to brush the bird off his head.
Slither picked Mugwump up and tossed him about forty yards, then headed for the Rainmaker, who had just made his appearance, had spotted Saucerhead already headed his way, and was concentrating on evading that behemoth. Then Cleaver saw Slither coming, squealed and ducked between the two big men. I wondered where he had managed to find so many brunos stupid enough to work for him, what with everybody in TunFaire out to buy his head. Maybe he put on his girl disguise and let them think they were working for a woman.
His thugs sure were disconcerted when they recognized my friends.
Slither was altogether too determined to pay Cleaver back for Ivy and his own old grievances. He threw pieces of people right and left as he stormed after the Rainmaker, but he never quite caught up and he didn"t keep an eye out behind him. I tried to yell, but my yeller was out of action. Just as he grabbed the raving runt somebody stuck a dagger in his spine. I would have cried for him if I could. Instead, I spent my last reserve to bawl, "Powziffle pheez!"
Slither was a dead man, but he didn"t let that slow him down. n.o.body he could reach enjoyed the experience. He broke Morley"s arm. All Morley was trying to do was get out of his way.
I tried to get my feet moving toward a doorway, but they just wouldn"t cooperate. Davenport"s headbusters must have given me something more than a beating. I had a bad feeling I wasn"t going to make a getaway the way I had at the Bledsoe, even with Slither demolishing the unenthusiastic crowd Cleaver had brought.
I did reflect that everyone who"d ever trailed me seemed to have come to the Tops. I guess everybody thought I was about to glom the mystic trilogy.
About the time Slither wound down, one of the Rainmaker"s thugs got a knife into Winger"s boyfriend. She had a blood fit, jumped some guys trying to get away. They didn"t make it.
I glanced around. It looked like Winger and Grange Cleaver were the only players not hurt. Saucerhead was leaning against a wall, looking pale. Sarge was down, but I couldn"t tell how badly he was injured. Spud, with T.G. Parrot on his back, cussing, was on hands and knees not having much luck getting back up. Morley, despite his injury, was making sure none of Cleaver"s thugs ever inconvenienced him again.
Looked to me like the whole thing had been a blood sacrifice in aid of nothing. n.o.body profited and a lot of people lost big.
I was proud of myself. With a little help from my pal the wall I was making headway toward a door.
Movement took all my concentration. I had to stop to catch up on the struggle.
Things had not gone well. The floor was littered with bad guys, but the good guys had vanished. Unless you counted the G.o.dd.a.m.ned Parrot, who swooped around exercising the slime end of his vocabulary. I wanted to yell for Morley or Winger or somebody, but my yeller was out of commission.
Cleaver was still upright. So was Mugwump, mainly because he was so wide he rolled back upright whenever somebody knocked him over. Slither had had the right idea: just hurl him through the wall.
Where were my pals?
Ducking somebody else"s pals?
I was moving again when Cleaver and Mugwump got to me, just as yet another gang of players plunged into this pool of insanity.
I recognized one, Belinda"s specialist, Cleland Justin Carlyle. I a.s.sumed his companions were Outfit heavyweights, too.
Now I knew why my friends had disappeared.
Carlyle and his buddies had blood in their eyes. Events at the Jenn house had to be avenged. Somebody messes with syndicate guys, somebody has to pay. Didn"t matter then much who.
Mugwump grabbed me by the shirtfront. He snagged Cleaver with his other hand. He hauled us both to a door. I don"t know what he was thinking. I guess he was a little distressed. He chucked Cleaver through, held me a second, rasped, "Even, fella," and chucked me, too.
Into some d.a.m.ned hidey-hole behind the ever-loving thrones of the lunatic judges of the Call. Not through an exit.
Mugwump made a whole lot of noise negotiating with the boys from the Outfit. Then the debate ended. Utter silence filled the universe...unless you counted the sonofab.i.t.c.hing G.o.dd.a.m.ned Parrot, who wouldn"t shut up if you drowned him.
Everybody else had left him behind. Maybe I could work it that way, too.
Not b.l.o.o.d.y likely. Not with my luck. The G.o.ds probably had me whipped up on like this just so I couldn"t shed that talking feather duster.
It was real tight in that closet. It hadn"t been intended to take two people. It hadn"t been intended to take two people of the sorts we were.
Well, Mugwump had had put me close enough to Cleaver to choke him, which is where I"d wanted to be for a while. But I didn"t have the strength. put me close enough to Cleaver to choke him, which is where I"d wanted to be for a while. But I didn"t have the strength.
The squabble between the parrot and sanity continued as I blurted, "Get your hands off me!" I suppose prowlers nearby, possessed of sharp ears, might have heard. Might have understood, too. My diction was improving. "I don"t play your game."
Cleaver giggled.
And I blushed red enough to glow in the dark. Because Cleaver"s movements had nothing to do with me. Sometimes the man did dumb stuff, but only a total d.a.m.nfool would make a pa.s.s with slavering cutthroats stalking around looking to chop him into beagle chow.