When she paused to catch her breath, I leaned down and coaxed another book out of hiding. "Apparently n.o.body who knew those were there survived the excitement at the Tops. None of the interested parties thought to check, either." At least they hadn"t before the notion came to me.
"This is a true first, too! I"ve never seen a Raging Blades Raging Blades before. Where did they find it?" before. Where did they find it?"
"It"s the book Emerald stole from her mother. Her mother stole it from Firelord Direheart. No telling who he stole it from. The boys at Wixon and White got it away from Emerald somehow, but she complained to her pals in the Call. That wasn"t real bright, but how many kids her age, spoiled the way she was, have a full ration of sense?"
Linda Lee snuggled down and opened the book.
"Wish you"d treat me that tenderly," I observed.
"Oh, no. I"m not going to be tender at all." She purred and turned a page.
I stretched down and retrieved the third book of the trilogy.
"The Battle-Storm! Garrett! n.o.body"s had a complete set for three hundred years." She let Garrett! n.o.body"s had a complete set for three hundred years." She let Raging Blades Raging Blades fall into her lap and grabbed fall into her lap and grabbed Battle-Storm Battle-Storm. I leaned back, relaxed, felt smug.
I got so relaxed I almost dozed off while Linda Lee sighed over her treasures.
A squeal of fury ripped me out of a reverie wherein I stood idly by while my old pal Winger enjoyed her just deserts. "What?" Silly me, for a second I thought she"d stumbled onto the secret of Eagle"s treasure.
"This is a forgery! Garrett, look at this page. It shows a watermark that didn"t appear till two centuries after Eagle"s sagas were recorded." She seemed totally deflated.
"You were floating a yard off the floor when you only thought you had your Steel-Game Steel-Game back. Now you"ve got two originals and a copy..." back. Now you"ve got two originals and a copy..."
"Grrr! Yeah, you"re right. But it really makes me mad. It isn"t really all a copy or forgery. Part is original. You see what they did? They took out some pages and replaced them with forgeries."
I showed more interest then. I leaned over. She was examining the book I"d seen at Wixon and White, not, as I"d expected, The Battle-Storm The Battle-Storm. "Emerald"s book. Any idea how long ago it was altered?"
"The paper is old. It"s just not as old as it ought to be. And if you look really close at the ink, you can see it isn"t nearly as faded as it should be."
"Never mind the paper, love. I wanted old paper I"d steal an old book somewhere and sc.r.a.pe some pages down." Which is what master forgers do when a doc.u.ment has to look old.
"Oh. You"re right." She studied the book some more. "I"d guess it was done quite recently. Somebody dismantled it, then put it back together with the new pages but couldn"t match the original thread. This looks like a standard bindery thread like what we use at the library." She got after the other two books. "d.a.m.n! This Battle-storm Battle-storm isn"t even a first. It"s early, though. Maybe a student"s copy of the Weisdal Illumination. And look! Somebody"s tampered with isn"t even a first. It"s early, though. Maybe a student"s copy of the Weisdal Illumination. And look! Somebody"s tampered with Steel-Game Steel-Game, too. This whole signature is a replacement. They"re going to hang me out, Garrett. This book was all right before it was stolen."
Interesting. It occurred to me to wonder if Emerald Jenn wasn"t just as clever and conniving as the woman who"d borne her. "You do have a copy, though. Don"t you? Squirreled away, just in case?"
Linda Lee scowled. "Maybe."
"Of course you do. It might be interesting to compare texts."
Up front the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot started having a fit. Sounded like he was laughing.
Linda Lee hugged a book to her chest with one hand, gulped the rest of her brandy. "I need you to walk me back to the library."
"Right now?" Boy, don"t whimper.
"There"s n.o.body there." She took a big key out of a pocket in her skirt. "They"re gone for the weekend."
My white knight side took over. "Of course I"ll go with you. People kill people because of these books."
I locked my door, pranced down to the street. I waved to Mrs. Cardonlos. She hoisted her nose so fast she threw her neck out of joint. Then I stuck my tongue out at my own house.
I was sure the gesture wasn"t wasted.
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Two days pa.s.sed. I was distinctly distracted when I headed home. I entertained only one non-nostalgic thought during the walk home. Was I the only sucker who hadn"t known about the tampering with the books? Was that why n.o.body raced to the Tops after the Guard cleared out?
My door opened as I dug for my key. An old guy about as impressive as Ivy glared out at me. "About time you made an appearance. You turned this place into a shambles. The cupboards are bare. You didn"t leave me a groat to shop with."
Beyond him, the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot went to work on me, too.
"I had a feeling my luck wouldn"t last."
"What?"
"You didn"t stay lost." He"d aged, it seemed. Must have been rough work, keeping reality from setting in on the young couple. "You know where the money is."
He didn"t like getting close to the Dead Man so he"d moped around hoping to con me. He didn"t say so, though. "And you let someone use my bed."
"Couple of someones. And a good thing you took your time getting back. Your heart couldn"t have taken being around the last one. You going to let me get into my own house? It"s too early to be out here." My master plan included half a dozen hours in my own bed. I"d had to vacate the library at that wormcatcher time of day when only abnormals like Dean are awake.
"Mr. Tharpe is here."
"Saucerhead? Now?" Tharpe"s att.i.tude is more flexible than mine, but he isn"t fond of getting out while there"s still dew in the shade.
"He arrived moments ago. Inasmuch as you were expected shortly, I settled him in the kitchen with a cup of tea." Not to mention with most of the meager supplies I"d laid in recently, I discovered.
Saucerhead seldom lets a polite refusal get between him and a free meal.
I settled myself. Dean poured tea. I asked Tharpe, "What gives?"
"Message from Winger."
"Really?"
"She needs some help." He had trouble keeping a straight face.
"I can"t argue with that. What"s her problem? And why should I give a rat"s whisker?"
Tharpe snickered. "Her problem is she needs somebody to bail her out of the Al-Khar. Seems she got caught digging around inside a certain country home and couldn"t con the Guard into believing that she lived there. In fact, they were on the lookout for a big blonde who might be able to tell them something about what had happened there."
"I love it. But how did you find out? You sound like Colonel Block."
"Block came around to Morley"s place on account of he couldn"t find you here."
"Why"d he want me?" I could guess. Some little question about events at the Tops.
"He said on account of Winger claimed you as her next of kin when they asked who to notify she was inside so she could make bail or get bribe money for the turnkeys or whatever."
"I see." Boy did I believe that.
"And I went up and seen her. She already got into it with some screw thought he ought to collect special favors. Broke his arm."
"They charged her with anything?"
Tharpe shook his head. "Relway"s just trying to squeeze her about what went down. But you know Winger. She"s gonna be stubborn."
"I know Winger. She"s lucky Relway"s in a good mood these days. Things are going his way." Bad weather and ferocious behavior by the Guard and secret police had calmed the riots. For now.
There would be more. There had been no good news from the Cantard, like a resumption of the fighting.
"Yeah, I told her. Probably won"t even beat her much."
"Then let her rot. No. Wait. Here. Run a message for me. Ask Block if he"ll warn me before he turns her loose."
Saucerhead took my money. "How come?"
"So I can meet her coming out and tell her what a hard time I had getting her cut loose."
"You"re wicked, Garrett."
"It"s the company I keep. Been learning from a master." I jerked a thumb toward the Dead Man"s room.
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I shut the door behind Tharpe, locked up, strode to the Dead Man"s door. I leaned inside. He looked the same: big and ugly. "I did all right for a guy whose help is so bone lazy..."
I kept close watch kept close watch. You were less at risk than you imagine You were less at risk than you imagine. He puts thoughts directly into your head.
"After you started siccing the bird on me, maybe. By then I"d been through the hairiest part."
You understand that the Winger creature knew the Jenn woman and Cleaver were one, right from the start? right from the start?
"Sure. And she knew you were snoring or she"d never have came in here to set her hook. She still has an angle. She thinks. Only Emerald was ahead of everybody, probably from before she ever left home."
Indeed. The female of your species The female of your species, if at all presentable if at all presentable, is capable of manipulating the brightest of you is capable of manipulating the brightest of you.
"If that"s her scheme. The Belindas and Maggies and Emeralds aren"t that common, though. Luckily."
Far be it from me to note your eagerness to be suborned by such females.
"Yeah. But not far enough." In the other room the G.o.dd.a.m.n Parrot started preaching what the Dead Man was thinking with one of his other minds. "Got to do something about that thing."
Somebody knocked. Once more you have the opportunity to keep your word Once more you have the opportunity to keep your word.
Becky Frierka. And her mother, of course.
"Why should I be the unique truth-telling character in this part of town?"
As I went to the door the Dead Man sent, The quest for Eagle"s h.o.a.rd is vain The quest for Eagle"s h.o.a.rd is vain. The burial cairn lay on a slope overlooking Pjesemberdal fjord The burial cairn lay on a slope overlooking Pjesemberdal fjord. That entire mountainside collapsed into the fjord during an earthquake three centuries before my mishap That entire mountainside collapsed into the fjord during an earthquake three centuries before my mishap.
"Really?" If anyone around today would know, he would. "Might have been handy to know that before. When you were watching so close."
Any adventurer who deciphers the sagas discovers the truth eventually. But so much blood gets spilled that the guilty dare not give warning to the world But so much blood gets spilled that the guilty dare not give warning to the world. He loaded that thought up with a cargo of amus.e.m.e.nt at human antics. But something unrelated leaked through, too. He was worried about the political climate. He had a stake in a tolerant TunFaire.
Details plucked from my mind didn"t rea.s.sure him.
I pasted on my boyish grin and got to work. It took an effort to keep smiling. Becky"s mother doesn"t have a husband. She"s actively screening candidates.
Couldn"t have been a better time for my parrot to go berserk, for my houseman to show his mean streak, for my partner to be himself. Naturally, n.o.body cooperated.
I am nothing if not valiant in my efforts to do the right thing. Becky got her date, exactly according to terms.
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Playmate was with me, trying to look fierce as a favor. So were Saucerhead and Winger, whom we"d collected from jail. Two weeks inside hadn"t taught her a thing, which is why I had recruited my friends. I needed help getting Winger to go in the direction I wanted.
A couple weeks can make a big difference in the Safety Zone. Morley"s place had a new name: the Palms. Scraggly palms in pots stood out front, already wilting in TunFaire"s chunky city air. Street lamps had appeared. Elf-breed lads decked out like Venageti colonels stood by to handle horses and coaches, despite the time of day.
Playmate observed, "I don"t think I"ll feel comfortable around here anymore."
"That"s the point," Tharpe said. "Dotes has got him some high-tone ambitions all of a sudden. No place here for the likes of us now."
I glanced at Winger. Still sulking, she didn"t offer an opinion.
The interior of the Joy House had been redecorated to fake the inside of a lunatic"s idea of some tropical shack. I"ve been to the islands. It didn"t work. After Morley bustled us upstairs, so we wouldn"t frighten the customers if any turned up, I told him, "There aren"t enough bugs, old buddy."