She frowned. "Helmuth," she said to the guard, "Sie sired ihm erschrocken. I"m sorry," she said to me, "but my friend has quite a temper." She had a perfect North Atlantic accent, and her voice sent a shiver of recognition down my back.
"I am sorry," he said heavily. Sorry he hadn"t had a chance to throw me into the water, he was.
"I must look like someone you know," she said. "Someone you know rather well."
"My wife. The similarity is ... quite remarkable."
"Really? I should like to meet her." She turned to the woman behind the counter.
"We"d like to charter a sailing boat for the day."
The clerk pointed at me. "He has a nice fifty-foot one." "That"s fine! Will your wife be aboard?"
"Yes . . . yes, she helps me. But you"ll have to pay the full rate," I said rapidly.
"The boat normally takes six pa.s.sengers." "No matter. Besides, we have two others."
"And you"ll have to help me with the rigging."
"I should hope so. We love to sail." That was pretty obvious. We had been wrong about the wind and sun, thinking that Maxine would have led a sheltered life; she was almost as weathered as Belle. Her hair was probably long, but she had it rolled up in a bun and tied back with a handkerchief.
We exchanged false names: Jack Jackson and Lisa von Hollerin. The bodyguard"s name was Helmuth Zwei Kastor. She paid the clerk and called her friends at the marina hotel, telling them to meet her at the Abora, slip 39.
I didn"t have any chance to warn Belle. She came up from the galley as we were swinging aboard. She stared open-mouthed and staggered, almost fainting. I took her by the arm and made introductions, everybody staring.
After a few moments of strange silence, Helmuth Two whispered, "Du bist ein Klon."
"She can"t be a clone, silly man," Lisa said. "When did you ever see a clone with a navel?" Belle was wearing shorts and a halter. "But we could be twin sisters. That is remarkable."
Helmuth Two shook his head solemnly. Belle had told me that a clone can always recognize a fellow clone, by the eyes. Never be fooled by a man-made navel.
The other two came aboard. Helmuth One was, of course, a Xerox of Helmuth Two. Lisa introduced Maria Salamanca as her lover: a small olive-skinned Basque woman, no stunning beauty, but having an attractive air of friendly mystery about her.
Before we cast off, Lisa came to me and apologized. "We are a pa.s.sing strange group of people. You deserve something extra for putting up with us." She pressed a gold Krugerrand into my palm-worth at least triple the charter fare-and I tried to act suitably impressed. We had over a thousand of them in the keel, for ballast.
The Abora didn"t have an engine; getting it in and out of the crowded marina was something of an accomplishment. Belle and Lisa handled the sails expertly, while I manned the wheel. They kept looking at each other, then touching. When we were in the harbor, they sat together at the prow, holding hands. Once we were in open water, they went below together. Maria went into a sulk, but the two clones jollied her out of it.
I couldn"t be jealous of her. An angel can"t sin. But I did wonder what you would call what they were doing. Was it a weird kind of incest? Transcendental masturbation? I only hoped Belle would keep her mouth shut, at least figuratively.
After about an hour, Lisa came up and sat beside me at the wheel. Her hair was long and full, and flowed like dark liquid in the wind, and she was naked. I tentatively rested my hand on her thigh. She had been crying.
"She told me. She had to tell me." Lisa shook her head in wonder. "Maxine One Kraus. She had to stay below for a while. Said she couldn"t trust her legs." She squeezed my hand and moved it back to the wheel.
"Later, maybe," she said. "And don"t worry; your secret is safe with us." She went forward and put an arm around Maria, speaking rapid German to her and the two Helmuths. One of the guards laughed and they took off their incongruous jackets, then carefully wrapped up their weapons and holsters. The sight of a .48 Magnum Recoilless didn"t arouse any nostalgia in me. Maria slipped out of her clothes and stretched happily. The guards did the same. They didn"t have navels but were otherwise adequately punctuated.
Belle came up then, clothed and flushed, and sat quietly next to me. She stroked my bicep and I ruffled her hair. Then I heard Lisa"s throaty laugh and suddenly turned cold.
"Hold on a second," I whispered. "We haven"t been using our heads."
"Speak for yourself." She giggled.
"Oh, be serious. This stinks of coincidence. That she should turn up here, that she should wander into the office just as-"
"Don"t worry about it."
"Listen. She"s no more Maxine Kraus than you are. They"ve found us. She"s another clone, one that"s going to-"
"She"s Maxine. If she were a clone, I could tell immediately."
"Spare me the mystical claptrap and take the wheel. I"m going below." In the otherwise empty engine compartment, I"d stored an interesting a.s.sortment of weapons and ammunition.
She grabbed my arm and pulled me back down to the seat. "You spare me the private eye claptrap and listen-you"re right, it"s no coincidence. Remember that old foreigner who came by last week?"
"No."
"You were up on the stern, folding sail. He was just at the slip for a second, to ask directions. He seemed fl.u.s.tered-"
"I remember. Frenchman."
"I thought so too. He was Swiss, though."
"And that was no coincidence, either."
"No, it wasn"t. He"s on the board of directors of one of the banks we used to liquify our credit. When the annual audit came up, they"d managed to put together all our separate transactions -"
"Bulls.h.i.t. That"s impossible."
She shook her head and laughed. "You"re good, but they"re good, too. They were curious about what we were trying to hide, using their money, and traced us here.
Found we"d started a business with only one percent of our capital.
"Nothing wrong with that, but they were curious. This director was headed for a Caribbean vacation anyhow; he said he"d come by and poke around."
I didn"t know how much of this to believe. I gauged the distance between where the Helmuths were sunning and the prow, where they had carefully stowed their guns against the boat"s heeling.
"He"d been a lifelong friend of Werner Kraus. That"s why he was so rattled. One look at me and he had to rush to the phone."
"And we"re supposed to believe," I said, "that the wealthiest woman in the world would come down to see what sort of innocent game we were playing. With only two bodyguards."
Five. There are two other Helmuths, and Maria is . . . versatile."
"Still can"t believe it. After a lifetime of being protected from her own shadow-"
"That"s just it. She"s tired of it. She turned twenty-five last month, and came into full control of the fortune. Now she wants to take control of her own life."
"d.a.m.ned foolish. If it were me, I would"ve sent my giants down alone." I had to admit that I essentially did believe the tale. We"d been alone in open water for more than an hour, and would"ve long been shark bait if that had been their intent. Getting sloppy in your old age, Loomis.
"I probably would have too," Belle said. "Maxine and I are the same woman in some ways, but you and the Mafia taught me caution. She"s been in a cage all her life, and just wanted out. Wanted to sail someplace besides her own lake, too."
"It was still a crazy chance to take."
"So she"s a little crazy. Romantic, too, in case you haven"t noticed."
"Really? When I peeked in you were playing checkers."
"b.a.s.t.a.r.d." She knew the one place I was ticklish. Trying to get away, I jerked the wheel and nearly tipped us all into the drink.
We anch.o.r.ed in a small cove where I knew there was a good reef. Helmuth One stayed aboard to guard while the rest of us went diving.
The fish and coral were beautiful as ever, but I could only watch Maxine and Belle. They swam slowly hand-in-hand, kicking with unconscious synchrony, totally absorbed. Though the breathers kept their hair wrapped up identically, it was easy to tell them apart, since Maxine had an all-over tan. Still, it was an eerie kind of ballet, like a mirror that didn"t quite work. Maria and Helmuth Two were also hypnotized by the sight.
I went aboard early, to start lunch. I"d just finished slicing ham when I heard the drone of a boat, rather far away. Large siphon jet, by the rushing sound of it.
The guard shouted, "Zwei-komm" herauf!"
Hoisted myself up out of the galley. The boat was about two kilometers away, and coming roughly in our direction, fast. "Trouble coming?" I asked him.
"Cannot tell yet, sir. I suggest you remain below." He had a gun in each hand, behind his back.
Below, good idea. I slid the hatch off the engine compartment and tipped over the cases of beer that hid the weaponry. Fished out two heavy plastic bags, left the others in place for the time being. It was all up-to-date American Coast Guard issue, and had cost more than the boat.
I had rehea.r.s.ed this a thousand times in my mind, but I hadn"t realized the bags would be slippery with condensation and oil and be impossible to tear with your hands. I stood up to get a knife from the galley, and it was almost the last thing I ever did.
I looked up at a loud succession of splintering sounds and saw a line of holes marching toward me from the bow, letting in blue light and lead. I dropped and heard bullets hissing over my head; heard the regular cough-cough-cough of Helmuth One"s return fire. At the stern there was a cry of pain and then a splash; they must have caught the other guard coming up the ladder.
Also not in the rehearsals was the effect of absolute death-panic on bladder control; some formal corner of my mind was glad I hadn"t yet dressed. I controlled my trembling well enough to cut open the bag that held the small-caliber spitter, and it only took three tries to get the ca.s.sette of ammunition fastened to the receiver. I jerked back the arming lever and hurried back to the galley hatch, carrying an armload of ca.s.settes.
The spitter was made for sinking boats, quickly. It fired small flechettes, the size of old-fashioned metal stereo needles, fifty rounds per second. The flechettes moved at supersonic speed and each carried a small explosive charge. In ten seconds, they could do more damage to a boat than a man with a chainsaw could, with determination and leisure.
I resisted the urge to blast away and get back under cover (not that the hull afforded much real protection). We had clamped traversing mounts for the gun on three sides of the galley hatch-nautically inclined customers usually asked what they were; I always shrugged and said they"d come with the boat-because the spitter is most effective if you can hold the point of aim precisely on the waterline.
They were concentrating fire on the bow, most of it going high. Helmuth One was evidently shooting from a p.r.o.ne position, difficult target. I slid the spitter onto its mount and cranked up its scope to maximum power.
When I looked through the scope, a lifetime of target-shooting reflexes took over: deep breath, half let out, do the Zen thing. Their boat moved toward the center of the scope"s field, and I waited. It was a Whaler Unsinkable. One man crouched at the bow, firing what looked like a .20-mm. recoilless, clamped on the rail above a piece of steel plate. They were less than a hundred meters away.
The Whaler executed a sharp starboard turn, evidently to give the gunner a better angle on our bow. Good boatmanship, good tactics, but bad luck. Their prow touched the junction of my crosshairs right at the waterline, and I didn"t even have to track. I just pressed the trigger and watched a cloud of black smoke and steam zip from prow to stern. Not even an Unsinkable can stay upright with its keel sliced off. The boat slewed sideways into the water, spilling people, and turned turtle. Didn"t sink, though.
I snapped a fresh ca.s.sette into place and tried to remember where the hydrogen tank was on that model. Second burst found it, and the boat dutifully exploded. The force of the blast was enough to ram the scope"s eyepiece back into my eye, painfully.
Helmuth One peered down at me. "What is that?" "Coast Guard weapon, a spitter."
"May I try it?"
"Sure." I traded places with him, glad to be up in the breeze. My boat was a mess.
The mainmast had been shattered by a direct hit, waist high. The starboard rail was splinters, forward, and near misses had gouged up my nice teak foredeck. My eye throbbed, and for some reason my ears were ringing.
I remembered why the next second, as Helmuth fired. The spitter makes a sound like a cat dying, but louder. I had been too preoccupied to hear it.
I unshipped a pair of binoculars to check his marksmanship. He was shooting at the floating bodies. What a spitter did to one was terrible to see.
"Jesus, Helmuth ..."
"Some of them may yet live," he said apologetically.
At least one did. Wearing a life jacket, she had been floating face down but suddenly began treading water. She was holding an automatic pistol in both hands.
She looked exactly like Belle and Maxine.
I couldn"t say anything; couldn"t take my eyes off her. She fired two rounds, and I felt them slap into the hull beneath me. I heard Helmuth curse, and suddenly her shoulders dissolved in a spray of meat and bone and her head fell into the water. My gorge rose and I didn"t quite make it to the railing. Deck was a mess anyhow.
Helmuth Two, it turned out, had been hit in the side of the neck, but it was a big neck and he survived. Maxine called a helicopter, which came out piloted by Helmuth Three.
After an hour or so, Helmuth Four joined us in a large speed-boat loaded down with gasoline, thermite, and shark chum. By that time, we had transferred the gold and a few more important things from my boat onto the helicopter. We chummed the area thoroughly and, as sharks began to gather, towed both hulks out to deep water, where they burned brightly and sank.
The Helmuths spent the next day sprinkling the island with money and threats, while Maxine got to know Belle and me better, behind the heavily guarded door of the honeymoon suite of the quaint old Sheraton that overlooked the marina. She made us a job offer-a life offer, actually-and we accepted without hesitation. That was six years ago.
Sometimes I do miss our old life-the sea, the freedom, the friendly island, the lazy idylls with Belle. Sometimes I even miss New York"s hustle and excitement, and the fierce independence of my life there.
We do travel on occasion, but with extreme caution. The clone that Helmuth killed in that lovely cove might have been Belle"s sister, pulled from Maxine, or Belle"s own daughter, since the Mafia had had plenty of opportunities to collect cells from her body. It"s immaterial. What"s important is that if they could make one, they could make an army of them.
Like our private army of Helmuths and Lamberts and Delias. I"m chief of security, and the work is interesting, most of it at a console as good as the one I had in Manhattan. No violence since that one afternoon six years ago, not yet. I did have to learn German, though, which was an outrage to a brain as old as mine.
We haven"t made any secret of the fact that Belle is Maxine"s clone. The official story is that Fraulein Kraus had a clone made of herself, for "companionship." This started a fad among the wealthy, being the first new s.e.xual wrinkle since the invention of the vibrator.
Belle and Maxine take pains to dress alike and speak alike and have even unconsciously a.s.similated one another"s mannerisms. Most of the non-clone employees can"t tell which is which, and even I sometimes confuse them, at a distance.
Close up, which happens with gratifying frequency, there"s no problem. Belle has a way of looking at me that Maxine could never duplicate. And Maxine is literally a trifle prettier: you can"t beat a real navel.
I don"t "slant" stories for a given market; I just let the characters go ahead and do whatever seems right for them. After the thing is finished, of course, I squint at it and decide which magazine would be the most likely victim. When I tore the last page of "Blood Sisters" out of the typewriter I ran into the living room chortling, and said, "By G.o.d, I"ve written a Playboy story!" My wife read it and agreed, so we bundled it off to the Big Bunny in Chicago.
It came back with unseemly haste, with a note saying that it hadn"t been read; Playboy was no longer looking at unsolicited ma.n.u.scripts.
That"s a euphemism that may need clarifying. "No unsolicited ma.n.u.scripts" doesn"t mean that when the editor needs a story she picks up the phone and says "h.e.l.lo, Norman? How "bout a long story about s.e.x in ancient Egypt?" No, a "solicited"
ma.n.u.script is any story that comes from someone who has previously published in the magazine, or who is represented by an approved agent.
My agent doesn"t normally handle short stories for me, since ten percent of what a science fiction magazine pays would hardly cover the postage expenses. The Big Bunny has big money, though, so I called him up. And that"s where it gets weird.
Before I could get around to the topic, he said that Playboy had called last week and asked whether I might do a story for them. That was probably while "Blood Sisters" was being railroaded through the mailroom. So I sent it through my agent and they bought it. For one glorious month, there I was, 1/64th of an inch away from a naked Playmate. Alas, probably as close as I"ll ever get. They never asked me to any of those wild parties at the Mansion.
The story that follows has nothing in common with "Blood Sisters" other than the similarity in t.i.tles and light intent-and the volumes of Type 0 sloshed about. It"s a "sword and sorcery" tale, which is a genre I thought I would never invade. Conan and his relatives put me to sleep.
It all started at a science fiction convention, a locale where many of us lose our bearings temporarily. Robert Asprin collared me and said he wanted to do a collection called Thieves" World, where a dozen or so writers would make up stories with a common background and setting. We would all be in on the synthesis of this imaginary world-we would have each other"s characters doing walk-ons and so forth-and the thing would be of high literary quality, as well as being a great gripping page-turner.
I was somewhere between dubious and lukewarm about the project. But I do like to tackle new things, and some of the names Bob dropped were names to conjure with, like Carolyn Cherryh and John Brunner-good company. So I agreed to look at it, and even went so far as to type up a sketch of One-Thumb, the tavernkeeper who would be my main character.