It wouldn"t stay useless, of course.
Morocho III is a real garden of a planet, but most people never see it. The tachyon nexus is down by Morocho I, which we in the trade refer to as "Armpit," and not many people take the local hop out to III (Armpit"s the stopover on the Earth Sammler run). Starlodge, Limited, was hoping to change that situation.
I couldn"t help eavesdropping on the !tangs behind me. (I"m not a snoop; it"s a side effect of the hypnotic-induction learning process.) One of them was leaving for Earth today, and the other was full of useful advice. "He"-they have seven singular p.r.o.noun cla.s.ses, depending on the individual"s age and estrous condition-was telling "her" never to make any reference to human body odor, no matter how vile it may be. He should also have told her not to breathe on anyone. One of the byproducts of their metabolism is butyl nitrite, which smells like well-aged socks and makes humans get all faint and cross-eyed.
I"ve worked with !tangs a few times before, and they"re some of my favorite people. Very serious, very honest, and their logic is closer to human logic than most.
But they are strange-looking. Imagine a perambulating haystack with an elephant"s trunk protruding. They have two arms under the pile of yellow hair, but it"s impolite to take them out in public unless one is engaged in physical work. They do have s.e.x in public, constantly, but it takes a zoologist with a magnifying gla.s.s to tell when.
He wanted her to bring back some Kentucky bourbon and Swiss chocolate. Their metabolism parts company with ours over proteins and fats, but they love our carbohydrates and alcohol. The alcohol has a psychedelic effect on them, and sugar leaves them plastered.
A human walked in and stood blinking in the half-light. I recognized him and shrank back into the booth. Too late. He strode over and stuck out his hand. "d.i.c.k Navarro!"
"h.e.l.lo, Pete." I shook his hand once. "What brings you here? Hartford business?"
Pete was also an interpreter.
-Oh, no, he said in Arabic. Only journeying.
-Knock it off, I said in Serbo-Croatian. -Isn"t your native language English? I added in Greek.
"Sure it is. Yours?"
"English or Spanish. Have a seat."
I smacked my lips twice at Slim Joan, and she came over with a menu. "To be eating you want?"
"Nyet," he said. "Vodka." I told her I"d take another. "So what are you doing here?"
Pete asked.
"Business."
"Hartford?"
"Nope."
"Secret."
"That"s right." Actually, they hadn"t said anything about its being secret. But I knew Peter Lafitte. He wasn"t just pa.s.sing through.
We both sat silently for a minute, listening to the !tangs. We had to smile when he explained to her how to decide -.
which public bathroom to use when. This was important to humans, he said. Slim Joan came with the drinks and Pete paid for both, a bad sign.
"How did that Spica business finally turn out?" he asked.
"Badly." Lafitte and I had worked together on a part.i.tion-of-rights hearing on Spica IV, with the Confederacion actually bucking Hartford over an alien-rights problem. "I couldn"t get the humans to understand that the minerals had souls, and I couldn"t get the natives to believe that refining the minerals didn"t affect their spiritual status. It came to a show of force, and the natives backed down. I wouldn"t like to be there in twenty years, though."
"Yeah. I was glad to be recalled. Arcturus all over.
"That"s what I tried to tell them." Arcturus wasn"t a regular stop any more, not since a ship landed and found every human artistically dismembered. "You"re just sightseeing?"
"This has always been one of my favorite planets." "Nothing to do."
"Not for you city boys. The fishing is great, though." Ah ha. "Ocean fishing?"
"Best in the Confederaci6n."
"I might give it a try. Where do you get a boat?"
He smiled and looked directly at me. "Little coastal village, Pa"an!al."
Smack in the middle of the tribal territory I"d be d.i.c.kering for. I dutifully repeated the information into my ring.
I changed the subject and we talked about nothing for a while. Then I excused myself, saying I was time-lagging and had to get some sleep. Which was true enough, since the shuttle had stayed on Armpit time, and I was eight hours out of phase with III. But I bounced straight to the Hartford courier"s office.
The courier on duty was Estelle Dorring, whom I knew slightly. I cut short the pleasantries. "How long to get a message to Earth?"
She studied the clocks on the wall. "You"re out of luck if you want it hand-carried.
I"m not going to Armpit until tomorrow. Two days on the shuttle and I"ll miss the Earth run by half a day.
"If broadcast is all right, you can beam to Armpit and the courier there can take it on the Twosday run. That leaves in seventy-two minutes. Call it nineteen minutes"
beam time. You know what you want to say?"
"Yeah. Set it up." I sat down at the customers" console.
STARLODGE LIMITED.
642 EASTRIVER.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK 100992.
ATTENTION: PATRICE DUVAL.
YOU MAY HAVE SOME COMPEt.i.tION HERE. NOTHING OPEN YET.
BUT A GUY WE CALL PETER RABBIT IS ON THE SCENE. CHECK.
INTERPRETERS GUILD AND SEE WHO".
S PAYING PETER LAFITTE.
CHANGE TERMS OF SALE? PLEASE REPLY NEXT SAMMLER RUN-.
RICARDO NAVARRO/RM 2048/MOROCHO HILTON.
I wasn"t sure what good the information would do me, unless they also found out how much he was offering and authorized me to outbid him. At any rate, I wouldn"t hear for three days, earliest. Sleep.
Morocho III-its real name is !ka"al-rides a slow sweeping orbit around Morocho A, the brighter of the two suns that make up the Morocho system (Morocho A is a close double star itself, but its white dwarf companion hugs so close that it"s lost in the glare). At this time of day, Morocho B was visible low in the sky, a hard blue diamond, too bright to stare at, and A was right overhead, a bloated golden ball. On the sandy beach below us the flyer cast two shadows, dark blue and faint yellow, which raced to come together as we landed.
Pa"an!al is a fishing village thousands of years old, on a natural harbor formed where a broad jungle river flows into the sea. Here on the beach were only a few pole huts with thatched roofs, where the fishers who worked the surf and shallow pools lived. Pa"an!al proper was behind a high stone wall, which protected it on one side from the occasional hurricane and on the other from the interesting fauna of the jungle.
I paid off my driver and told him to come back at second sundown. I took a deep breath and mounted the steps. There was an open-cage Otis elevator beside the stairs, but people didn"t use it, only fish.
The !tang are compulsive about geometry. This wall was a precise 1:2 rectangle, and the stairs mounted from one corner to the opposite in a satisfyingly Euclidian 30 degrees. A guardrail would have spoiled the harmony. The stairs were just wide enough for two !tang to pa.s.s, and the rise of each step was a good half meter. By the time I got to the top I was both tired and slightly terrified.
A s.p.a.cefaring man shouldn"t be afraid of heights, and I"m not, so long as I"m in a vehicle. But when I attained the top of the wall and looked down the equally long and perilous flight of stairs to ground level, I almost swooned. Why couldn"t they simply have left a door in the wall?
I sat there for a minute and looked down at the small city. The geometric regularity was pleasing. Each building was either a cube or a stack of cubes, and the rock from which the city was built had been carefully sorted, so that each building was a uni- form shade. They went from white marble through sandy yellow and salmon to pearly gray and obsidian. The streets were a regular matrix of red brick. I walked down, hugging the wall.
At the bottom of the steps a !tang sat on a low bench, watching the nonexistent traffic. -Greetings, I clicked and snorted at him. -It certainly is a pleasant day.
-Not everywhere, he grunted and wheezed back. An unusually direct response.
-Are you waiting for me?
-Who can say? I am waiting. His trunk made a philosophical circle in the air. -If you had not come, who knows for what I would have been waiting?
-Well, that"s true. He made a circle in the other direction, which I think meant What else? I stood there for a minute while he looked at me or the ground or the sky.
You could never tell.
-I hope this isn"t a rude question, he said. -Will you forgive me if this is a rude question?
-I certainly will try.
-Is your name !ica"o *va!o?
-That was admirably close. -It certainly is.
-You could follow me. He got up. -Or enjoy the pleasant day.
I followed him closely down the narrow street. If he got in a crowd I"d lose him for sure. I couldn"t tell an estrus-four female from a neuter, not having sonar (they tell each other apart by sensing body cavities, very romantic).
We went through the center of town, where the well and the market square were. A few dozen !tang bargained over food, craft items, or abstractions. They were the most mercantile race on the planet, although they had sidestepped the idea of money in favor of labor equivalence: for those two ugly fish I will trade you an original sonnet about your daughter and three vile limericks for your next affinity-group meeting.
Four limericks, tops.
We went into a large white building that might have been City Hall. It was evidently guarded, at least symbolically, since two !tang stood by the door with their arms exposed.
It was a single large room similar to a Terran mosque, with a regular pattern of square columns holding "up the ceiling. The columns supported shelving in neat squares, up to about two meters; on the shelves were neat stacks of accordion-style books. Although the ceiling had inset squares of gla.s.s that gave adequate light, there was a strong smell of burnt fish oil, which meant the building was used at night. (We had introduced them to electricity, but they used it only for heavy machinery and toys.) The !tang led me to the farthest corner, where a large hay-stack was bent over a book, scribbling. They had to read or write with their heads a few centimeters from the book, since their light-eyes were only good for close work.
-It has happened as you foretold, Uncle.
-Not too amazing a prophecy, as I"d sent a messenger over yesterday.
Uncle waved his nose in my direction. -Are you the same one who came four days ago?
-No, I have never been to this place. I am Ricardo Navarro, from the Starlodge tribe.
-I grovel in embarra.s.sment. Truly it is difficult to tell one human from another.
To my poor eyes you look exactly like Peter Lafitte.
(Peter Rabbit is bald and ugly, with terrible ears. I have long curly hair with only a trace of gray, and women have called me attractive.) -Please do not be embarra.s.sed.
This is often true when different peoples meet. Did my brother say what tribe he represented?
-I die. O my hair falls out and my flesh rots and my bones are cracked by the hungry ta!a"an. He drops me behind him all around the forest and nothing will grow where his excrement from my marrow falls. As the years pa.s.s the forest dies from the poison of my remains. The soil washes into the sea and poisons the fish, and all die.
O the embarra.s.sment.
-He didn"t say?
-He did but said not to tell you.
That was that. -Did he by some chance say he was interested in the small morsel of land I mentioned to you by courier long ago?
-No, he was not interested in the land.
-Can you tell me what he was interested in?
-He was interested in buying the land.
Verbs. -May I ask a potentially embarra.s.sing question?
He exposed his arms. -We are businessmen.
-What were the terms of his offer?
-I die. I breathe in and breathe in and cannot exhale. I explode all over my friends. They forget my name and pretend it is dung. They wash off in the square and the well becomes polluted. All die. O the embarra.s.sment.
-He said not to tell me?
-That"s right.
-Did you agree to sell him the land?
-That is a difficult question to answer.
-Let me rephrase the question: is it possible that you might sell the land to my tribe?
-It is possible, if you offer better terms. But only possible, in any case.
-This is embarra.s.sing. I, uh, die and, um, the last breath from my lungs is a terrible acid. It melts the seaward wall of the city and a hurricane comes and washes it away. All die.O the embarra.s.sment.