Chapter 1120: Scheming Little Packrat
Professor Brown’s throat made cracking sounds, and he let out m.u.f.fled and broken syllables. “How… do… you… know…”
Gu Qiqi smiled faintly. “From the moment you insisted on performing the surgery on the little packrat in the compet.i.tion, I already felt that you were abnormal. Later on, you invited me and the little packrat to the banquet several times. Coincidentally, before the banquet started, Gong Jue was transferred away by an emergency… Why did all of this seem so familiar like the scene in the children’s park? It was like a diversion!”
Professor Brown’s throat froze!
He wished that he could go back in time and make it even more hidden and perfect so that Gu Qiqi wouldn’t be able to sense anything!
His dry lips moved. “Since… you… know… why… you still… came…”
Gu Qiqi narrowed her eyes and turned to the little packrat. “Baby, tell him.”
The little packrat said in a childish voice, “My Big Sister is kind-hearted and can’t bear to see you guys work so hard for nothing. If we don’t come, wouldn’t you be waiting foolishly?”
Professor Brown almost vomited blood!
The steel wire had only pierced his throat, but this brat’s words had pierced his gla.s.s heart!
If Gu Qiqi was a cunning person who hid her abilities well, then what was going on with this three-year-old child?
Why was he so bold and scheming in the face of danger!
The little packrat blinked its big eyes and said, “Sigh, you’re really too silly. Can you be more careful next time you pretend to be someone else? Look at you. You’re clearly a great medicine master who’s well-read and can understand ancient medical books, but you can’t even read the greeting card I gave you. Among my dozens of English congratulatory words, other than the first one being a blessing for you, the rest are ‘Professor Brown is a big idiot,’ ‘Professor Brown is a stupid pig,’ and ‘Professor Brown is an old fool’… Why are you still praising me foolishly? Do you think my description of you is very appropriate?”
“You…!” Professor Brown was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out.
He was originally the number one killer in S Nation and was not from M Nation at all.
After killing Professor Brown, he had specially learned English for half a year before training his accent to perfection.
Who knew that the little packrat would actually use dozens of fancy English fonts, including especially difficult ancient fonts, to test him!
How did he know that there was a trap inside?
That old man Brown actually had such knowledge but actually didn’t know!
He really, innocently, thought that those words were a three-year-old child’s thank-you letter!!!
d.a.m.n it, he was too naive!
However, there was more to come.
The little packrat continued to speak clearly and proudly, “Also, the poison in your food is really child’s play. My Big Sister has long seen through it and made me take a poison-repelling pill. I have to say, other than the fact that it’s poisonous, your food is not bad. It’s just that you should put less soy sauce in it. If there’s too much soy sauce, the food will seem tasteless!”
Tears streamed down Professor Brown’s face.
Now, even his chef’s food was despised…
The most heart-wrenching blow came from the little packrat’s final summary. “Old man, I have to remind you kindly that your disguise is really too lousy. You’re just a thin person, but you’ve already made yourself into a fatty. You’ve even changed your face. Don’t you know how to change the smell on your body? When you captured me back then, you smelled like bitter medicine. Now, you still smell like this bitter medicine. It’s very difficult for me to pretend not to recognize you!”