Yes, a fine and maddening body.
The apartment on Sutton Place was four-in-the-morning quiet, barely carrying the sound of Helene Bournouw hanging up her evening gown (its work on U.N. delegates done) and showering. The apartment took no notice as Helene Bournouw donned slacks and sweater, flats and trench coat. It made only a small sound as she closed the door.
In the lobby, the doorman created his own mental gossip concerning Helene Bournouw and her need for a cab this late in the day...or early in the morning, depending on whether you were a famous model or a night-working doorman.
The cabbie raised an eyebrow when Helene Bournouw gave him their destination.
What sort of woman was it who wanted to be let out on a street corner of the Bowery at five in the morning? What sort of woman, indeed, with a face that held him stunned, even in a rear-view mirror.
And when the cab had disappeared into the darkness, its angry red taillight smaller, then gone, Helene Bournouw turned with purpose and direction, and strode off down the Bowery. What sort of woman, indeed.
Her flats made soft, shuffling noises in the still, moist, Manhattan night. She walked four blocks into a section of deserted warehouses, condemned loft buildings and wetbrain saucehounds sleeping halfway to death in their doorways. She turned down a sudden alley, a mouth open where there had been darkness a moment before.
Down the alley and she stopped before the fourth door; door perhaps, more boards and filth and bricked up than door, but door nevertheless.
Her knock was a strangely cadenced thing.
Her wait was a self-contained, restful thing.
When the door opened, she stood silently for a moment, staring at the man. He was perhaps four feet tall, his legs thick and truncated-looking. His body was a shapeless protoplasmic thing, erupting in two corded arms deeply tanned and powerful. His head rested without neck on his shoulders, matched as though with another head by the grotesque and obscene hump on his back. His face was a nightmare fancy. Two eyes, small and beaded and crimson, like those of a white rat, cornered and ferocious. The mouth was a gnome"s gash without teeth, without lips. The skin a dark-bock-beer tan, even more wooden across the tight cheekbones and in the pitted hollows under the fanatic eyes.
A ma.s.s of black hair, unkempt, filthy, spreading down across the cheekbones like devouring fire ants. A rag of clothing, no shoes, long and black-rimmed fingernails. The magnificent, lovely face of Helene Bournouw stared at this man and found nothing peculiar, found nothing wanting.
Without a word she marched past him across the empty warehouse floor, up the winding staircase high into the deserted building. At the top of the staircase a door stood partially open.
Helene Bournouw pushed it wider and walked into the room. Amid empty packing crates and piles of rubbish, a table with nine chairs dominated the shadowy room. In eight of the nine chairs sat eight dwarfed creatures, uglier by comparison than the one who had opened the door far below.
The door behind Helene Bournouw closed as the grotesquerie who had followed her moved to his vacated seat. The woman stood silently, shifting from foot to foot as the little men talked. She seemed to pay them no heed and, in fact, seemed bored. From time to time she looked around, seeing nothing.
The little men talked: "You"ve gone too far!" the one with warts on his eyelids rasped. "Too far! All this involvement. The old ways were good enough, I say. The expenditures, the outlay, and the results..."
"The results," interrupted another, with running sores on his cheeks and forehead, "have been fantastic. In a time of public relations, automation, advertising, the only way we can hope to carry on our work is to use the tools of the era."
"But..." The warty one tried to interrupt.
Extending a leprous-fleshed finger, a third man cut him off. "We can"t afford to be backward. We must deal with matters on their own terms. You"ve seen how badly we did when we held to the old ways. People just will not accept ideas if they aren"t couched in terms they are familiar with. Now, we"ve gone over this a thousand times; let"s get on to planning the directions for the next quarter!"
The warty one subsided angrily, reluctantly.
Helene Bournouw, bored, began to hum. Too loud. The nine faces turned. One of them said snappishly, "Ba"al, turn her off."
The diseased and foul creature who had opened the door for Helene Bournouw rose and, dragging an empty packing crate behind him, stopped very close to her. He climbed up onto it, and his fingers left grease marks across her white flesh as they strayed toward her hairline.
Streaks of dirt on the white, lovely face of Helene Bournouw as the little man reached up under the hair line and ma.s.saged a soft spot on the front of the cranium. A sigh escaped Helene Bournouw"s lips, and the face that could lead men astray, make them do evil, destroy their purposes, went very blank, very empty, very dead.
The little man climbed down and began to turn. A voice from the table stopped him. "Ba"al, wipe her off; you know we"ve got to keep the rolling "tock in good condition."
As the little man pulled the strip of chamois from his shirt the conversation began anew, with the warty one taking this opportunity to rea.s.sert himself: "I still say the old ways are best."
The murmuring rose around the table, and the argument waxed anew while the incarnation of evil itself wiped filth stains off the too, too beautiful face of Helene Bournouw.
Later, when they wearied of formulating their new image, when they sighed with the responsibility of market trends and saturation levels and optimum penetration campaigns, they would suck on their long teeth and use her, all of them, at the same time.
This is a funny story. Honest to G.o.ds.
If you don"t think so, just consider how Jesus would freak if a Jesus freak handed him one of those dog-eared, fingerprinty handbills on Fifth Avenue.
Bleeding Stones
Alchemy high above the crowds.
Over one hundred years of the Industrial Revolution had spewed chemical magic into the air. The aerosols known as smog. Coal and petroleum fractions containing sulfur, their combustion producing sulfur dioxide, oxidized by atmospheric oxygen to form sulfur trioxide, hydrated by water vapor in the air to sulfuric acid. Alchemical magic that weathers limestone. Particles of soot, particles of ash. Unburned hydrocarbons. Oxides of nitrogen. The magic of ultraviolet radiation, photochemical reactions, photochemical smog: it magically cracks rubber. Unsaturated hydrocarbons, ozone, nitrogen dioxide, formaldehyde, acetone. Magic. Carbon monoxide, carcinogenic hydrocarbons, days and nights of thermal inversion in the atmosphere. Carbon particles, metallic dusts, silicates, fluorides, resins, tars, pollen" fungi, solid oxides, aromatics, even the smells of magic.
Catalysis. Carriers of electrostatic charges. To the extent that they are radioactive, says page 184 of volume 18 of the 1972 ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA, they increase the normal radiation dosage and may be cancer--or mutation--producing factors.
Finally, it goes on, as plain dust. they soil clothing, buildings, and bodies. and are a general nuisance.
Alchemical magical nuisance, high above the crowds.
Jammed, thronged, packed, overspilling, flowing and shuddering...forty thousand people drawn like iron filings to the magnet of St. Patrick"s Cathedral, filling the sidewalks and overflowing into Fifth Avenue...the ma.s.s bulging outward, human yeast, filling the intersections of 51st Street and Fifth Avenue, 50th and Fifth, 52nd and Fifth...rolling to find s.p.a.ce along the sidewalks and doorways and garden walks of Rockefeller Center....
Hallelujah! The Jesus People have come to the holy summit of organized religion in the land that is the very apotheosis of the Industrial Revolution. St. Patrick"s Cathedral, built between 1858 and 1879, puffed out mightily like the pigeons roosting there for over one hundred years as the magic took its time performing its alchemical wonders, the nuisances of cracking rubber, weathering stone, pitting metal, mutating and inverting thermals. Hallelujah!
They are recognized. The Jesus People. One way, united in the worship of Jesus Christ, the Savior, the Son of G.o.d; here, at last, at this greatest repository of the faith in the land of ultraviolet radiation, they have come to spread their potency at the altar of organized power.
While above them, on the spires of the city and the parapets of St. Patrick"s, the nuisance bears fruit and the stones begin to bleed.
The Cardinal steps out through the ma.s.sive front doors. The Archdiocese in person, recognizing them. They raise index fingers, thousands of index fingers raised in homage to the One Way.
The Cardinal lifts his arms slowly, his gorgeous robes resplendent in the sunlight glancing off a thousand automobiles spewing out alchemical magic; his arms lift and he is a human crucifix for a moment before his arms rise up above his head and he lifts his index fingers. The crowd trills and sighs with joy. They are known!
The Cardinal feels moisture on his left hand and looks up at his flesh emerging from his sleeve. There is a drop of blood running down through the fold of skin between his thumb and index finger. A fat, globular drop of blood that glistens in the magic air. It bulges and runs in a line down his palm. He is alarmed for a moment: has he cut himself?
Then a second drop falls and he realizes the blood is dropping from above.
He looks up.
On the tallest spires of St. Patrick"s Cathedral, there is movement.
For over one hundred years the stones of the Cathedral have been silent, still, solid and unwanting. Now the stones begin to bleed as the gargoyles come to life.
His eyes widen and see only movement....
But above, up here where the winds of the city carry alchemical magic, the stone gargoyles tremble, their rock bodies begin to moisten, and blood stands out in humid beads.
The first of the many shudders and its eyes open slowly. Color comes to its stone flesh. Its taloned hands rise from its knees and flex. Corded muscles bunched for a hundred years slide and move. Its belly heaves as it draws in life. Its bat wings twitch and suddenly unfurl. It drinks of the sunlight and the air, drinks deep and sucks the carcinogens deep into its bellows lungs; the nuisance mutation is complete. Come to life after a hundred years is the race that will inherit the Earth; hardly meek, the race made to breathe this new air. The gargoyle throws back its head and its stone fangs catch the sunlight and throw it back brighter than the hides of the vehicles below.
The clarion call blasts against the noonday tumult of the Jesus People. And they fall silent. And they look up. And all around them, on a hundred spires of a hundred skysc.r.a.pers the inheritors rise from their crouched positions, their shapes black and firm- edged against the gray and deadly sky.
Then, like the fighting kites of Brazil, they dive into the crowd and begin the ritual slaughter.
The first of the many swoops down in a screaming fall that sends the Jesus People scattering. At the final instant the gray death-kite flattens and sails across the crowd, its talons extended, arms dangling. The razor-nails imbed themselves in a skull and rip backward as its flight carries gargoyle and victim forward. It skims skyward again and great muscled arms throw the limp meat against the walls of a building, the body ripped open from occipital ridge to b.u.t.tocks, entrails bulging, spilling from the sprung carca.s.s.
The body slides down the wall leaving a red fluorescent smear.
Another, with a hundred isingla.s.s-thin lids over its lizard eyes, dives straight down at a young girl wearing a halter top and blue jeans with cloth patches of b.u.t.terflies, flowers and elaborate crosses appliqued to the fabric. It extends the extraordinarily long and pencil-thin first finger of each four-taloned hand, and drives them deep into her eye- sockets. Then, hooking the fingers, it lifts her, shrieking, into the sky. It drops her from twenty stories.
Two demi-devils with the heads of gryphons and the bodies of hunchbacked dwarves land with simultaneous crashes on the roof of a Fifth Avenue bus, slash it open with their clawed feet and throw themselves inside. Screams fill the air as the bus fills with b.l.o.o.d.y pulp. A window is smashed as an old man tries to escape and one of the demi-devils saws his neck across the ragged gla.s.s, spraying the street outside with a geyser from the carotid artery. The body continues to kick. The windows of the bus smear and darken over with pulped flesh and viscera. The demi-devils wallow like two babies in a bathtub, drinking and splashing.
A gargoyle with a ring of spikes circling its forehead hurtles into a knot of Jesus People on their knees and hysterically singing Jesus Is a Soul Man. It rips off the arms of a bearded young man and, flailing about, crushes the skulls of the group. One boy tries to crawl away, his head bleeding, and the gargoyle kicks aside bodies to reach him, grabbing him by the heavy silver chain around his neck. The chain supports a silver crucifix. The gargoyle twists the chain till it sinks into the flesh of the boy"s neck.
Screaming, the boy tries to struggle erect, clawing at the garrotte with both hands, eyes bulging, face darkening to blue-black as the blood gushes from his ears and mouth. The gargoyle flaps its wings, lifts into the air dangling the struggling boy at the end of the silver chain and, swinging him violently, batters the crowd till the body is dismembered.
A gargoyle has ripped the arms from an old woman and peeled the skin and muscle from the bones, sharpening them with its fangs. It charges up the front steps of St.
Patrick"s Cathedral and impales the Cardinal through the chest and stomach. The Cardinal, spasming in pain, is carried aloft by two other gargoyles who drop him with t.i.tters and giggles onto the topmost spire of the Cathedral. He slides down the spire, the point protruding from his stomach, and the gargoyles spin him like the propeller on a child"s wind toy.
A gargoyle crouches on a mound of bodies, eating hearts and livers it has ripped from the not-quite-dead casualties. Another sucks the meat off fingers. Another chews eyeb.a.l.l.s, savoring the corneal fluid.
A gargoyle has backed a dozen Jesus People and elegant Avenue shoppers into a doorway and jabs at them with b.l.o.o.d.y talons, taunting them till they howl with dismay.
The gargoyle sc.r.a.pes its talons across the stones of the building till sparks fly...and somehow catch fire as they shower the shrieking victims. The fire washes over them and they run screaming into the fangs and talons of the marauder. They die, smoldering, and pile up in the doorway.
A gargoyle with a belly huge and round flies up and around, crouching and defecating on the hordes as they trample each other, running in all directions to escape the slaughter. The voiding is diarrheic and rains down in a thick green and brown curtain that splashes in heavy spattering pools and begins eating into cement and asphalt. It is acid; where it strikes human flesh it eats its way through to bone leaving burning edges and smoking pits. Hundreds fall and are crushed by stampeding pedestrians with no exit.
A gargoyle alights atop the bronze statue of Atlas holding the world on his shoulders that dominates the entrance to 630 Fifth Avenue, kicks loose the great bronze globe and sends it hammering into the crowd. Dozens are crushed at the impact and the gargoyle, laughing hysterically, boots it again and again. The globe thunders through the street flattening cars and people, leaving in its wake a trail of twisted bodies and a gutter- wash of blood and pulp that clogs drain basins with human refuse.
Three gargoyles have found a nun. Two have lifted her above their heads and wrenching her legs apart like a wishbone they are splitting her in half as the third creature breaks off a bus stop sign and punches the jagged end of the pole up her v.a.g.i.n.a, shrieking Regnum dei in vobis est. the kingdom of G.o.d is within you.
The slaughter goes on and on for hours. The screams of the dying rise up to meet the automated chiming of the Cathedral bells. Darkness falls and the h.e.l.lfire of demon flames and human beings used as torches illuminates the expanse of Fifth Avenue. All through the night it goes on as the gargoyles range out and around, widening their circles of destruction. Nothing can stop them. The weapons of humankind are useless against them. They are intent upon inheriting the Earth all on the first day and night of their birth.
Finally, nothing moves in the city but the creatures that were once stone, and they fly up, circling the stainless steel and gla.s.s towers of industrial magic. They look down with the hungry eyes of those who have slept too long and now, rested, seek exercise.
Then, laughing triumphantly, they flap bat wings and soar upward, flying off toward the east, toward the Vatican.
This is what happens when a black man worships a white G.o.d.
At the Mouse Circus
The King of Tibet was having himself a fat white woman. Re had thrown himself down a jelly tunnel, millennia before, and periodically, as he pumped her, a soft pink-and-white bunny rabbit in weskit and spats trembled through, scrutinizing a turnip watch at the end of a heavy gold-link chain. The white woman was soft as suet, with little black eyes thrust deep under prominent brow ridges. Ronkie b.i.t.c.h groaned in unfulfilled ecstasy, trying desperately and knowing she never would. For she never had. The King of Tibet had a bellyache. Oh, to be in another place, doing another thing, alone.
The land outside was shimmering in waves of fear that came radiating from mountaintops far away. On the mountaintops, grizzled and wizened old men considered ways and means, considered runes and portents, considered whys and wherefores...ignored them all...and set about sending more fear to farther places. The land rippled in the night, beginning to quake with terror that was greater than the fear that had gone before.
"What time is it?" he asked, and received no answer. Thirty-seven years ago, when the King of Tibet had been a lad, there had been a man with one leg--who had been his father for a short time--and a woman with a touch of the tar brush in her, and she had served as mother.
"You can be anything, Charles," she had said to him. "Anything you want to be.
A man can be anything he can do. Uncle Wiggily, Jomo Kenyatta, the King of Tibet, if you want to. Light enough or black, Charles, it don"t mean a thing. You just go your way and be good and do. That"s all you got to remember."
The King of Tibet had fallen on hard times. Fat white women and cheap cologne.
Doodad, he had lost the horizon. Exquisite, he had dealt with surfaces and been dealt with similarly. Wasted, he had done time.
"I got to go," he told her.
"Not yet, just a little more. Please."
So he stayed. Banners unfurled, lying limp in absence of breezes from Camelot, he stayed and suffered. Finally, she turned him loose, and the King of Tibet stood in the shower for forty minutes. Golden skin pelted, drinking, he was never quite clean.
Scented, abluted, he still knew the odors of wombats, hallway musk, granaries, futile beakers of noxious fluids. If he was a white mouse, why could he not see his treadmill?
"Listen, baby, I got need of fi"hunnerd dollahs. I know we ain"t been together but a while, but I got this bad need." She went to snap-purses and returned.
He hated her more for doing than not doing.
And in her past, he knew he was no part of any recognizable future.
"Charlie, when"ll I see you again?" Stranger, never!
Borne away in the silver flesh of Cadillac, the great beautiful mother Hog, plunging wheelbased at one hundred and twenty (bought with his s.e.m.e.n) inches, Eldorado G.o.d-creature of four hundred horsepower, displacing recklessly 440 cubic inches, thundering into forgetting weighing 4550+ pounds, goes...went...Charlie...Charles...the King of Tibet. Golden brown, cleaned as best as he could, five hundred reasons and five hundred aways. Driven, driving into the outside.
Forever inside, the King of Tibet, going outside.
Along the road. Manhattan, Jersey City, New Brunswick, Trenton. In Norristown, having had lunch at a fine restaurant, Charlie was stopped on a street corner by a voice that went pssst from a mailbox. He opened the slit and a small boy in a pullover sweater and tie thrust his head and shoulders into the night. "You"ve got to help me," the boy said. "My name is Batson. Billy Batson. I work for radio station WHIZ and if I could only remember the right word, and if I could only say it, something wonderful would happen. S is for the wisdom of Solomon, H is for the strength of Hercules, A is for the stamina of Atlas, Z is for the power of Zeus...and after that I go blank."
The King of Tibet slowly and steadily thrust the head back into the mail slot and walked away. Reading, Harrisburg, Mt. Union, Altoona, Nanty Glo.
On the road to Pittsburgh there was a four-fingered mouse in red shorts with two big yellow b.u.t.tons on the front, hitchhiking. Shoes like two big boxing gloves, bright eyes sincere, forlorn and way lost, he stood on the curb with meaty thumb and he waited.
Charlie whizzed past. It was not his dream.
Youngstown, Akron, Canton, Columbus, and hungry once more in Dayton.
O.
Oh aitch eye oh. Why did he ever leave. He had never been there before. This was the good place. The river flowed dark and the day pa.s.sed overhead like some other river.
He pulled into a parking s.p.a.ce and did not even lock the G.o.d-mother Eldorado. It waited patiently, knowing its upholstered belly would be filled with the King of Tibet soon enough.
"Feed you next," he told the sentient vehicle, as he walked away toward the restaurant.