"So," he said, "then you shall have a bite and a sup for that. I had thought you were only an old penny-worth-o"-snuff money-grabber!"
And along with the provisions he fetched in his fiddle, and played me nearly out of my reason, for two mortal hours. Like nothing human it was, and I, all the time with my toes pressed to my ill-fitting sawed panel, fearful, that it would fall outward and reveal the work on which I had been engaged. I declare I would rather have supped with Elsie out of the spoon tied to the oven rake.
CHAPTER XXVII
HARRIET CAW ON CLERICAL CELIBACY
(_Narrative continued by Joe Yarrow, Junior_)
I have put my father"s writing, just as it came from his hand, into this place. It will give a better idea of the uncertain condition of those two, sequestrated underground, than any mere description. I will now go on to tell how things were going at Breckonside.
Our house in the village had a name. It was called "The Mount," but for the most part of people it was "Yarrow"s." Just "Yarrow"s." The house had, of course, a different entrance from the shop, and the retail shop again was quite distinct from the wholesale business. For most of the small dealers in the villages between Breckonside and Longtown, besides many even toward the bigger towns of East Dene and Thorsby, were dependent on my father for their supplies. You see, he had his finger upon the state of everybody"s purse, and could give longer credit, and in a more human way, than the great firms who depended upon their yearly turnover, and must have their money every three months.
Still, on the whole, I know no man who was more generally respected than my father. He was essentially a business man, but he mixed much kindness therewith. To find him had been my continual desire. Along with Peter Kemp and Davie Elshiner, both apt at the search of the woods, I had explored every ruin within a distance of five miles of Breckonside. We discovered nothing. No second jackdaw, trailing an extra tail feather, came within reach of Peter"s gun. Indeed, my father was otherwise employed than in bird catching. Events were hastening fast along in that underground tunnel which had been discovered and utilized by Mad Jeremy Orrin and his master, Hobby Stennis.
About this time Mr. Ablethorpe came pretty often to see us. He liked, I think, to explain his views to Constantia Caw, who languished up at him with eyes each the size of a pigeon"s egg. He even fetched Mr. De la Poer to help in the task of proving to the two girls that there was only one apostolic succession, and that they--Mr. Ralph Ablethorpe and Cecil De la Poer--had it.
Mr. De la Poer was a tall, slim, lantern-jawed young man, with a dense ma.s.s of straight black hair, which gave him the look of a popular actor of the new Shakespearean Society, university extension sort. But for all that he had strong views, Mr. Cecil De la Poer, in matters connected with his profession. Not an ounce of hypocrisy about him any more than the Hayfork. For instance, he confided to Miss Harriet Caw, who up to that moment had listened to him with considerable sympathy, real or a.s.sumed, that he was firmly resolved never to marry.
Whereupon the young woman got up in the most sprightly, stage milkmaidish manner, caught her gown on both sides, swept him the approved courtesy and sang--
""n.o.body axed you, sir," she said, "sir," she said, "sir," she said; "n.o.body axed you, sir," she said."
Then she went to her sister, and pretending to weep, took Constantia by the hand, saying, "Come away, Stancy--it is all over. They won"t marry us--they have taken a vow not to!"
"I wish," said Constantia, looking severely at her sister, "that you would not be so ridiculous. I was quite interested in what Mr.
Ablethorpe was telling me about--about the council of--council of--whatever--it--was!"
Harriet had got hold of a handkerchief by this time, and was sobbing most desolately into it. She had deftly taken it out of Mr. De la Peer"s tail pocket, where a bit of it generally showed.
"He says it is against the true faith," she said, pointing out the culprit, who stood in an entirely correct att.i.tude, though entirely conscious that he was looking a fool. His hair fell about his brow in dense ma.s.ses, and he looked tragic.
"And I never asked him," continued Harriet; "I would scorn such an action. I dare you to say that I did!"
The unhappy Mr. De la Poer was mute, as indeed he might well be, before such treatment of his person and theories.
"And, O Constantia, it"s all because we are two simple little London girls," she said, "that they have been playing with our young affections!"
Harriet heaved a sigh, and then swiftly turned on the culprit.
"And how about Peter"s wife"s mother, lying sick of a fever?" she cried triumphantly. "I suppose that you don"t set up to be any better than him? And if he had a wife"s mother, surely he had a wife, too? Come on, Stancy, you see he has not a word to say. I have a mother, too, and if she were here, she would not permit her daughter to be thus insulted. She would have his eyes out with her knitting needles--the crochet ones with the hooks on the top!"
"I shall not do any such thing, Harriet," said her sister calmly. "I think you are very absurd. Please don"t mind her, Mr. De la Poer. Sit down, and help Mr. Ablethorpe to explain about the Council of Trent, while Harriet gets Grace Rigley waked up to the idea that she is to bring in tea for four."
But Mr. De la Poer had had enough. He had never been so treated in his life before, and somehow, even Mr. Ablethorpe"s exposition of the Council of Trent was not quite the same thing with Mr. De la Poer sitting sulking there with his palms pressed between his knees and his eyes noting the pattern on the carpet.
So the two young men went out, and it was not till he was on his bicycle, and mounting the hill toward Over Breckonton, that Mr. De la Poer began to find excuses for that inexcusable girl. After all, brought up as she had been in a Presbyterian household, without any training, even in the catechism, what could one expect, he thought.
Well, as he entered his lonely lodgings, to find the fire out and the smell of the hastily trimmed paraffin lamp turned low on the table, I suppose he thought that it might have done no harm if, after all, he had waited for tea in the comfortable house at "Yarrow"s." And as he was pouring the water into a cup of cocoa--which, when tasted, turned out to be lukewarm and tasting of coal oil--maybe Mr. De la Poer began to think that a bright young person in a house to see to things in general would be a decided acquisition--as a sister.
Since, however, owing to the prejudices of society, it would be difficult to propose this arrangement to Miss Harriet Caw and her parents, Mr. De la Poer finished his b.u.t.terless bread (he was severe with himself in matters of fasting), and arranged a paper shade cut from a church newspaper, so that it fell at the right angle. He then set himself dolefully enough to compose a Sunday"s sermon, which, as may be supposed, did not enliven the scanty company of Over Breckontoners who listened to it on Sunday.
After he was gone, Mr. Ablethorpe came round to the office to see me.
Our office was at the right of the shop, as it were, connecting the wholesale and the retail departments, having a window looking into each. My father was great on keeping his whole establishment under his own eye.
Now, I had charge of the shop books during the temporary absence of Mr.
Brown, who did not, indeed, concern himself much with anything so petty as the retail department. But I felt very grand indeed. You see, I had never given up hope of seeing my father walk in with his sharp, decided tread, and ask to see the ledger. Then he would find everything posted, and that would be my triumph.
"I have come to see you, Joseph," said Mr. Ablethorpe; "I have something to say to you which I have been pondering over for a long time."
I began to wonder if he had changed his mind about marrying, and was actually going to ask me for Constantia"s hand. This made me feel more "Head of the House" than ever.
But it was something quite different, and Mr. Ablethorpe brought me down to earth again with a whop, as if I had fallen from the store rafters.
"I have been able to arrange about the three poor creatures, Honorine, Camilla, and Sidonia Orrin. They will be in safety with the Good Sisters of the Weak-minded at Thorsby. There is, therefore, no longer any object in withholding from you my confidence. I am morally certain that carrier Harry Foster has been foully murdered, and his body concealed. Further, my dear, dear boy, I fear that I cannot now give you much hope of a different fate for your father----"
"There I differ from you," said I stoutly.
"I am glad to hear it," he said quietly; "but I should like to know the reason of your confidence."
"Because of the message; because my father is so strong and brave; and because--because I am certain he is not dead! And then Elsie!"
He lifted his hand as if to pray me not to go into that question. At this I fired up.
"I have heard many things," he began; "a man in my position does!"
"Never anything against Elsie!" I was heated, and shouted.
"Certainly not! Though of another communion she has always----"
"Well, then, say no more"--I stamped my foot--"she has suffered the same fate as my father. That accursed house has something to do with it. As yet I do not know what. But something! She has not gone away from Breckonside without letting her friends know. I will not listen to that from you or any other man, Mr. Ablethorpe!"
"You will not have to listen to it," said he gently, clapping me meanwhile on the far shoulder. "You are a good fellow, Joe, and I am proud to count myself among your friends. You have a sort of sneaking liking for the Old Hayfork, haven"t you, Joe?"
That was the way he spoke. A fellow one couldn"t be waxy with long. I told him Yes. And I think he knew how much I liked him by what it cost me to get it out.
"Yes, Joe, we do very well," he went on, "and I dare say you have not forgotten the time I sent you up the drain pipe, and the little rings you found?"
The matter had never wholly slipped my memory, though, of course, the losing of my father and Elsie one after the other--mystery piled on mystery, as it were--had made me think less often about it.
I told him so.
"Well," said he, "I know more about it now, though--as you say--not yet all. It is necessary to wait a little before I have all the strings in my hands. This, however, I will tell you. The little rings you found were those of the mail bags which were stolen out of Harry Foster"s cart! They had been half fused in a furnace and afterwards hidden in the place where you found them."