Noticing that Chen Zhao was back, Ethan immediately brought out a mature golden retriever.
"Chen, you"re back. Let me introduce to you: this is Sasha. I adopted her."
Beelzebub had already charged forward. He smelled Sasha"s a.s.s, after which he attempted to mount her.
However, given Beelzebub"s size, he would not be able to reach her even if he stood up…
"Beelzebub… Can you stop being so embarra.s.sing."
Woof, woof!
"Raymond, you b.a.s.t.a.r.d! You b.a.s.t.a.r.d!" Beelzebub roared in anger.
Demons" abilities were not very effective against each other, but they were not totally useless either.
This was because demons had various desires too. After all, they were also organisms.
Demons with similar strength could not really go against each other"s own will.
For example, Beelzebub had always wanted Raymond to eat s.h.i.+t. This was clearly impossible.
Of course, that was not because they were too powerful. On the contrary, they were both too weak.
However, Raymond had managed to plot Beelzebub this time. It was just like how the first thing a man might think when he saw a woman was s.e.x.
It was not like Beelzebub wanted to have s.e.x with every dog he saw. It was coincidental that he had such a thought when he saw this golden retriever named Sasha.
"Haha… Little guy, if you want Sasha, you need to work harder." Looking at Beelzebub"s action, Ethan burst into laughter.
Beelzebub was so mad that he ran directly up the stairs. This was really too embarra.s.sing. He did not mind losing face in front of Chen Zhao, but this time he was actually humiliated in front of Ethan, a petty human.
When Chen Zhao returned to his room, he discovered that Beelzebub was nowhere to be seen.
"Where is he?"
"His scent has already disappeared. This b.a.s.t.a.r.d has scrammed back to h.e.l.l. It"s indeed a perfect day." Raymond was extremely satisfied with the outcome.
"I think you have crossed the line just now."
"To demons, even fighting and killing each other were acceptable, not to mention a mere joke," Raymond said, unconcerned.
"If someone sneaks into the room, can you discover the person?"
Chen Zhao did not really care if the incident had hurt Beelzebub"s self-esteem. He was more worried about his own safety at the moment.
A dangerous female killer who hated him so much was wandering outside.
Chen Zhao was very anxious as that beautiful killer might appear beside him at any time.
"Nope. My senses are not too different from an ordinary snake."
Chen Zhao was discouraged. But… What"s that heavy feeling?
Not right… This feeling is very abnormal!
Chen Zhao suddenly opened his eyes, but what he saw was not his room. Instead, it was a dim world filled with black, withered trees. A red and black mountain could be seen in the distance, while the suffocating smell of sulfur permeated the air.
An enormous and bloated organism with large wings and protruding horns fell down from the sky and landed before Chen Zhao.
Without any hesitation, Chen Zhao shouted, "Beelzebub?!"
"Yes, it"s me, human. Welcome to h.e.l.l."
"Did you summon me here?" Chen Zhao asked, uncertain. At the same time, he inspected his surrounding.
"Yes. I offered one hundred souls. That was all my savings. Also, I took one of your things earlier."
Beelzebub opened his hand and Chen Zhao saw a scalpel there.
"So why did you summon me here?"
"Human, you better realize that our ident.i.ties have already swapped. Swallow your pride. If I punch you..."
"Roll three rounds."
One, two, three.
"..."
"Seems like nothing about our ident.i.ties has changed. You"re still a demon servant controlled by me." Chen Zhao grinned.
"Fine. I only summoned you here as my guest. Do you want to visit my house?"
"How do we get there? Is it far?"
"Come up to my palm."
Beelzebub"s original form was a giant monster which was six meters tall. It was completely different from his projection in the human world, a Shar Pei.
Chen Zhao sat on Beelzebub"s palm. He had to agree that it was a special feeling.
It was very different from riding a plane. It felt more like sitting on the roof of a skysc.r.a.per.
His feet hung freely in the air. Of course, it was actually quite safe.
At least Beelzebub would not suddenly throw him down.
"What"s your impression of h.e.l.l?"
"Pretty similar to what I"ve expected."
Beelzebub"s house was precisely on the mountainside of the red and black mountain Chen Zhao had seen earlier. It was a cave.
A female demon who was about the same size as Chen Zhao walked out from the cave. She had a demonic horn on the left of her forehead and some scales on her body. Her upper body was naked, while her lower body was covered in a material which Chen Zhao could not identify.
Chen Zhao had to agree that this female demon was very beautiful in the normal human definition of "beautiful".
She must be Beelzebub"s wife.
"Beelzebub, where did you find this soul? Looks different from the food we"ve had before."
"Err... h.e.l.lo lady, I"m Beelzebub"s friend."
"Friend?" The female demon looked at Beelzebub. "You became friends with food?"
"Ada, shut up, you stupid, inferior demon. He"s not food. He came from the human world; a completely living organism! He"s not like the defective ones that we normally eat."
Hearing Beelzebub"s words, Chen Zhao did not know whether he should be happy or sad.
"Beelzebub, although in principle I can understand why you eat human souls, I can"t accept it emotionally. I can"t change this fact, but can you not speak about it in front of me?"
"No, no, no. You"re different from them. They"re only fragments which have lost everything."
"Oh my G.o.d! You"re a living thing?" The female demon was petrified before she charged forward and stood before Chen Zhao. "The almighty Sari, do you see it? There"s a living human in my house! What a glory!"
"Sari was her great, great, great grandmother, and also her master, a Banshee queen. But just like what you"ve already known, there"s still some difference between her and me, a subordinate of Beelzebub, the King of Gluttony. Back then she offered me thirty souls so that she could marry me."
Beelzebub was clearly very proud of his bloodline. After all, Beelzebub was the King of Gluttony, one of the seven great demon kings.
Nevertheless, Beelzebub himself was not a powerful demon. Although he called himself a demon lord, he was only the lord of a small village at the foot of the mountain.
Ada had changed her att.i.tude entirely. Chen Zhao had no idea that the living was so popular in h.e.l.l.
"Human, this is the dinner that I"ve prepared for you. Trust me: it"s of the highest standard..."
Blargh...
Chen Zhao started puking right away. What are those things on the table?!
There was a basin-sized bowl filled with screaming ghost faces that were boiling continuously.
Beside the bowl was a plate with a few hands that were toasted to distortion on it. They did not seem to be human hands, but they were very similar.
And what"s the thing wiggling in the other bowl?
"Seems like you don"t like the local food in h.e.l.l."
"Do you have normal food? Beelzebub, stop acting. You know my habits. Human habits!" Chen Zhao was certain that Beelzebub did this on purpose as a revenge to his occasional torture in the human world.