"Why didn"t you get the flowers?" growled he.
"To tell the whole truth, I was afraid you would forget that I was on sh.o.r.e, and go on board without me," I answered, laughing.
"You blockhead! What do you mean by that?"
"I"m compelled to believe you have a bad memory; and I fear you forgot to invite the rest of the ladies included in your programme. You might forget me, in the same manner, and this wouldn"t be a good place to stay."
"You are growing impudent, Phil."
"No; only prudent."
"Come with me, you lunkhead, and I will show you where the flowers are," said he, rushing towards the path, as though he meant to obtain the flowers or die in the attempt.
"If you know where they are, you can get them alone," I added.
"I do know where they are. You seem to think I am playing a trick upon you; and I want to show you that I am not."
"I don"t think you will be able to show me that if I go; so I may as well stay here."
"Come along!"
"I don"t think you washed the boat out very nicely. You didn"t have time to do it, and you didn"t give me three minutes to find and pick the beautiful flowers."
"What is the matter with you, Phil? You seem to have changed your face all of a sudden. What ails you?"
"Nothing at all; never was in better health in my life, thank you."
"Why didn"t you get the flowers, then, as you said you would?"
"I didn"t say so; you said it. I should have got them, if I hadn"t been afraid you would forget I was on sh.o.r.e, and go on board without me."
"What put that into your silly head?"
"You did."
"No, I didn"t."
"I don"t like to contradict a gentleman; but I had not gone three rods before you shoved the boat into the water, without troubling yourself to wash it out."
"What were you watching me for?" demanded he.
"Because I was afraid you would forget me, as I said."
"What do you mean? What makes you so suspicious?"
"Your conduct; nothing else."
"What have I done?"
"You tried to get rid of me, and intended to leave me here in this inhospitable swamp, away from any human habitation, and with nothing in sight but the railroad and the lake."
"What put such a notion as that into your head, Phil?"
"I have come to the conclusion that you think there is one too many for the present cruise in the Marian. I should not have come, if you had not been so kind as to invite me; and now I don"t intend to be left in this swamp."
"n.o.body thought of leaving you in the swamp."
"Then you are n.o.body--which it is not polite to say."
"Come, Phil, we have been good friends, and we won"t quarrel now."
"I won"t, if I can help it."
"Let us walk up to the place where the flowers grow," said he, leading the way.
I followed him; but I deemed it advisable to keep at a respectful distance from him. His only purpose was to get rid of me, and I did not believe that he would be very scrupulous about the means of doing so. I did not think he would attempt to murder me, or anything of that sort; but Miss Collingsby, and Miss Collingsby"s expectations, were the prize for which he was playing. I followed him about twenty rods from the boat, but without seeing anything which looked like flowers. Indeed, I had landed here before; and I should as soon have thought of looking for flowers in the Desert of Sahara as in this region.
Mr. Ben Waterford seated himself on a little hummock, and looked as though he had something more to say. He did not seem to be in any hurry, though Miss Collingsby was alone on board of the yacht; and, as the Florina was also in the lagoon, I could afford to wait as long as he could; so I seated myself on another hummock near him.
CHAPTER XVIII.
IN WHICH PHIL PROTESTS WITH THE BOAT-HOOK, BUT IS PROTESTED.
"Phil, you are aware, I suppose, that I am engaged to Miss Collingsby,"
Mr. Ben Waterford began.
"I must acknowledge my own ignorance. I was not aware of it," I replied.
"It is so."
"Was that what made her scream while I was getting dinner?"
"Scream! She didn"t scream!"
"I"m not deaf."
"She only uttered an exclamation."
"You said she was singing; but I always suppose something is the matter when ladies utter exclamations in just that way."
"You are saucy and impudent."
"Very likely it is impudent for me to see and hear what I ought not to see and hear."