I had succeeded on the first attempt! I was now a bonafide Indigo Alchemist."Eat your heart out, Zat!" I screamed after I succeeded.
"Why would I do that?" said a laughing voice as the entire area around me was frozen in time and a grand portal emerged in the middle of my room.
I couldn"t move a single muscle as I sat staring at the portal, as out poked the source of my nightmares!
The savage phallus made its way through the portal slowly but surely, as I helplessly stared at it. I couldn"t even close my eyes! Everything in the room was frozen in time. How could this d.a.m.n Satyr be so shameless?
I sat there for what seemed hours, watching his phallus slowly creep through the portal.
"It"s a tight squeeze to fit in a lower world," said Zat as he continued pus.h.i.+ng his phallus slowly through the portal as I stood by in shock.
I couldn"t even make a face of pure disgust, as I was frozen in time with everything else. And, just I knew he was doing this entirely on purpose!
"This will be the new source of my endless nightmares," I thought as I helplessly waited for the Satyr to be done with his grandstanding.
"I don"t want to see your d.a.m.n phallus!"
"Why me?" was my lingering thought as I had that phallus ingrained in the back of my mind. It seemed like I waited a lifetime for him to come through. I even had time to think about cultivation and my path forward. I digested all my progress over the past few years and thought about everything that I had been through.
My willpower was forged by the image of his grand phallus inching forward in front of me. That was all I knew. It was a torture worse than h.e.l.l. Not even a devil would torture someone like this.
"How does he even sleep at night being so shameless?" I thought.
"Ah, I finally came," said Zat as he walked through the portal. I was still frozen in time staring dead at him.
"Well, it looks like you pa.s.sed the trial young devil. Are you ready to leave?" said Zat, as he walked around with his phallus flailing about.
I just sat there silent, I still couldn"t move a single muscle.
"Oh, looks like you"re still affected by my aura. Weak creatures are so hard to deal with," said Zat as he snapped his fingers, freeing me from the bonds of time.
I finally could move, but everything else around the room was still frozen in time.
"Thank you *sniff* *sniff*" I said as I bowed to Zat. I thanked him for freeing me from starring indiscriminately at his phallus, a single tear rolled down my cheek.
"No problem, now that you"re an Indigo Alchemist your trial has ended," said Zat as he looked around a bit.
"Fascinating, you"ve collected so many resources over the three years you"ve been in this lower world. Are you trying to mine me out of house and home?"
He waved his hand once, collecting all my precious resources I had piled up in my caves.
"Noooo, is this shameless Satyr going to steal my precious gains," I thought as I saw him gather everything in one swift motion.
He waved his hand a second time, separating all the Void Ore I wanted so desperately to claim from the cavern. I saw a weird little bug runoff from the Void Ore as he collected it. That had to be the danger I was preparing to face, near the Void Ore.
Zat melted down the Void Ore in mid-air compressing to form a purple-gold ring. Zat then threw the giant pile of resources into the ring and handed it to me.
"Consider this your welcome package as a new servant of the Labyrinth Sect, Satyr Castle faction," said Zat.
I looked at the purple golden ring in awe. The storage s.p.a.ce went on for miles, I nearly had another tear roll down my cheek.
With but a wave of his hand, he had turned every single piece of Void Ore into a single purple-gold ring. This kinda skill was way above my paygrade.
He waved his hand again, as the mine was instantly refilled with brand new ores.
"Well, at least my minions will have plenty of work to do," I thought, watching Zat work his magic.
It was as if I had never been here greedily coveting these resources. It seemed like all these precious resources to me were lower than dirt to him. He could create them at will with but the wave of his hand.
"I bet you"re surprised, let me show you something Soulless," said Zat as he ripped open the void teleporting us to the top of the stratosphere above the entire Savage Land.
"Everything my phallus touches is my kingdom," said Zat.
"One-day Soulless, the sun will set on my time here and everything here will be yours to protect," said Zat as he looked proudly over the Savage Land.
"Cool all of that? What about that shadowy place over there," I said, trying to humor him, pointing to a chaotic area off in s.p.a.ce.
"That"s beyond our borders, you must never go there, Soulless," said Zat as he shook his head.
"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance, you must understand the balance from the crawling ants to the leaping raptors. They are all connected in the brilliant circle of life."
I figured he was about to go into some great diatribe about the Dao and life. Like all elderly figures liked to do, but I was wrong. Oh, how wrong I was. How could I have suspected the shameless Satyr to go about doing anything like a dignified elder?
The d.a.m.ned Satyr started playing with his phallus, right then and there. He was holding me in some type of s.p.a.cial bubble so I couldn"t even escape.
"Give me a moment, Soulless. I need to show you how the circle of life works," said Zat as he furiously played with his phallus.
"How could you do that at a time like this?" I thought as I turned around to avoid looking at his antics.
Soon the noise from his furious "making of life" ended. I turned back around to see the Satyr standing in the void with a milky white substance suspended in a ball in front of him.
He looked me straight in the eyes and gripping his fist pulling me forward, I couldn"t move a single inch.
He then swiped his thumb gathering the entire milky white substance ball on the tip and smeared it on the top of my forehead.
He then clapped his hand shattering the void making a cloud of void dust sprinkle on top of me. Afterward, he patted my b.u.t.t pus.h.i.+ng me forward putting me on full display for the entire Savage Land.
"Soulless," he said as his voice echoed, reaching every creature in the Savage Land.
All the Savage Beasts looked up at the void as a grand sun ray bathed me in a beacon of light and bowed down.