He took a short clay pipe from his pocket, and, igniting a little piece of tobacco which remained in the bowl, endeavoured to form an estimate of the cost of each person"s wardrobe. The sum soon becoming too large to work in his head, he had recourse to pencil and paper, and after five minutes" hard labour sat gazing at a total which made his brain reel.
The fact that immediately afterwards he was unable to find even a few grains of tobacco at the bottom of his box furnished a contrast which almost made him maudlin.
He sat sucking at his cold pipe and indulging in hopeless conjectures as to the source of so much wealth, and, with a sudden quickening of the pulse, wondered whether it had all been spent. His mind wandered from Selina to Mr. Joseph Tasker, and almost imperceptibly the absurdities of which young men in love could be capable occurred to him. He remembered the extravagances of his own youth, and bethinking himself of the sums he had squandered on the future Mrs. Vickers-sums which increased with the compound interest of repet.i.tion-came to the conclusion that Mr.
Tasker had been more foolish still.
It seemed the only possible explanation. His eye brightened, and, knocking the ashes out of his pipe, he crossed to the tap and washed his face.
"If he can"t lend a trifle to the man what"s going to be his father-in-law," he said, cheerfully, as he polished his face on a roller-towel, "I shall tell "im he can"t have Selina, that"s all. I"ll go and see "im afore she gets any more out of him."
He walked blithely up the road, and, after shaking off one or two inquirers whose curiosity was almost proof against insult, made his way to Dialstone Lane. In an un.o.btrusive fashion he glided round to the back, and, opening the kitchen door, bestowed a beaming smile upon the startled Joseph.
"Busy, my lad?" he inquired.
"What d"ye want?" asked Mr. Tasker, whose face was flushed with cooking.
Mr. Vickers opened the door a little wider, and, stepping inside, closed it softly behind him and dropped into a chair.
"Don"t be alarmed, my lad," he said, benevolently. "Selina"s all right."
"What d"ye want?" repeated Mr. Tasker. "Who told you to come round here?"
Mr. Vickers looked at him in reproachful surprise.
"I suppose a father can come round to see his future son-in-law?" he said, with some dignity. "I don"t want to do no interrupting of your work, Joseph, but I couldn"t "elp just stepping round to tell you how nice they all looked. Where you got the money from I can"t think."
"Have you gone dotty, or what?" demanded Mr. Tasker, who was busy wiping out a saucepan. "Who looked nice?"
Mr. Vickers shook his head at him and smiled waggishly.
"Ah! who?" he said, with much enjoyment. "I tell you it did my father"s "art good to see "em all dressed up like that; and when I thought of its all being owing to you, sit down at home in comfort with a pipe instead of coming to thank you for it I could not. Not if you was to have paid me I couldn"t."
"Look "ere," said Mr. Tasker, putting the saucepan down with a bang, "if you can"t talk plain, common English you"d better get out. I don"t want you "ere at all as a matter o" fact, but to have you sitting there shaking your silly "ead and talking a pack o" nonsense is more than I can stand."
Mr. Vickers gazed at him in perplexity. "Do you mean to tell me you haven"t been giving my Selina money to buy new clothes for the young"uns?" he demanded, sharply. "Do you mean to tell me that Selina didn"t get money out of you to buy herself and "er mother and all of "em-except me-a new rig-out from top to toe?"
"D"ye think I"ve gone mad, or what?" inquired the amazed Mr. Tasker.
"What d"ye think I should want to buy clothes for your young"uns for?
That"s your duty. And Selina, too; I haven"t given "er anything except a ring, and she lent me the money for that. D"ye think I"m made o" money?"
"All right, Joseph," said Mr. Vickers, secretly incensed at this unforeseen display of caution on Mr. Tasker"s part. "I s"pose the fairies come and put"em on while they was asleep. But it"s dry work walking; "ave you got such a thing as a gla.s.s o" water you could give me?"
The other took a gla.s.s from the dresser and, ignoring the eye of his prospective father-in-law, which was glued to a comfortable-looking barrel in the corner, filled it to the brim with fair water and handed it to him. Mr. Vickers, giving him a surly nod, took a couple of dainty sips and placed it on the table.
"It"s very nice water," he said, sarcastically.
"Is it?" said Mr. Tasker. "We don"t drink it ourselves, except in tea or coffee; the cap"n says it ain"t safe."
Mr. Vickers brought his eye from the barrel and glared at him.
"I s"pose, Joseph," he said, after a long pause, during which Mr. Tasker was busy making up the fire-"I s"pose Selina didn"t tell you you wasn"t to tell me about the money?"
"I don"t know what you"re driving at," said the other, confronting him angrily. "I haven"t got no money."
Mr. Vickers coughed. "Don"t say that, Joseph," he urged, softly; "don"t say that, my lad. As a matter o" fact, I come round to you, interrupting of you in your work, and I"m sorry for it-knowing how fond of it you are-to see whether I couldn"t borrow a trifle for a day or two."
"Ho, did you?" commented Mr. Tasker, who had opened the oven door and was using his hand as a thermometer.
His visitor hesitated. It was no use asking for too much; on the other hand, to ask for less than he could get would be unpardonable folly.
"If I could lay my hand on a couple o" quid," he said, in a mysterious whisper, "I could make it five in a week."
"Well, why don"t you?" inquired Mr. Tasker, who was tenderly sucking the bulb of the thermometer after contact with the side of the oven.
"It"s the two quid that"s the trouble, Joseph," replied Mr. Vickers, keeping his temper with difficulty. "A little thing like that wouldn"t be much trouble to you, I know, but to a pore man with a large family like me it"s a"most impossible."
Mr. Tasker went outside to the larder, and returning with a small joint knelt down and thrust it carefully into the oven.
"A"most impossible," repeated Mr. Vickers, with a sigh.
"What is?" inquired the other, who had not been listening.
The half-choking Mr. Vickers explained.
"Yes, o" course it is," a.s.sented Mr. Tasker.
"People what"s got money," said the offended Mr. Vickers, regarding him fiercely, "stick to it like leeches. Now, suppose I was a young man keeping company with a gal and her father wanted to borrow a couple o"
quid-a paltry couple o" thick"uns-what d"ye think I should do?"
"If you was a young man-keeping company with a gal-and "er father wanted-to borrow a couple of quid off o" you-what would you do?"
repeated Mr. Tasker, mechanically, as he bustled to and fro.
Mr. Vickers nodded and smiled. "What should I do?" he inquired again, hopefully.
"I don"t know, I"m sure," said the other, opening the oven door and peering in. "How should I?"
At the imminent risk of something inside giving way under the strain, Mr. Vickers restrained himself. He breathed hard, and glancing out of window sought to regain his equilibrium by becoming interested in a blackbird outside.
"What I mean to say is," he said at length, in a trembling voice-"what I mean to say is, without no round-aboutedness, will you lend a "ard-working man, what"s going to be your future father-in-law, a couple o" pounds?"
Mr. Tasker laughed. It was not a loud laugh, nor yet a musical one. It was merely a laugh designed to convey to the incensed Mr. Vickers a strong sense of the absurdity of his request.
"I asked you a question," said the latter gentleman, glaring at him.
"I haven"t got a couple o" pounds," replied Mr. Tasker; "and if I "ad, there"s nine hundred and ninety-nine things I would sooner do with it than lend it to you."
Mr. Vickers rose and stood regarding the ign.o.ble creature with profound contempt. His features worked and a host of adjectives crowded to his lips.
"Is that your last word, Joseph?" he inquired, with solemn dignity.