Dialstone Lane

Chapter 34

You"re wasting time."

"I don"t want none o" your talk," said his disappointed friend. "If you ain"t careful I"ll tell Selina about you going up to her papers."

The smile faded from Mr. Vickers"s face. "Don"t make mischief, Bill," he said, uneasily.

"Well, don"t you try and make fun o" me," said Mr. Russell, ferociously.

"Taking the pledge is "ard enough to bear without having remarks from you."



"I didn"t mean them to be remarks, Bill," said the other, mildly. "But if you tell about me, you know, Selina"ll see through your little game."

"I"m about sick o" the whole thing," said Mr. Russell, desperately. "I ain"t "ad a drink outside o" my own house for pretty near a fortnight. I shall ask Selina to-morrow night, and settle it."

"Ask her?" said the amazed Mr. Vickers. "Ask "er what?"

"Ask "er to marry me," said the other, doggedly.

Mr. Vickers, thoroughly alarmed, argued with him in vain, the utmost concession he could wring from the determined Mr. Russell being a promise to give him a hint to get out of the way.

"I"ll do that for my own sake," he said, frankly. "I can do it better alone, and if your old woman is in you get her out too. Ask "er to go for a walk; that"ll please Selina. I don"t know what the gal does want.

I thought turning teetotaler and setting a good example to you would do the trick, if anything would."

Mrs. Vickers"s utter astonishment next evening, when her husband asked her to go for a walk, irritated that gentleman almost beyond endurance.

Convinced at last that he was not joking, she went upstairs and put on her bonnet, and then stood waiting for the reluctant Mr. Vickers with an air of almost bashful diffidence.

"Joseph is coming in soon," said Selina, as her parents moved to the door. "I"m expecting him every minute."

"I"ll stop and see "im," said Mr. Russell. "There"s something I want to speak to him about partikler."

Mr. Vickers gave a warning glance at him as he went out, and trembled as he noted his determined aspect. In a state of considerable agitation he took hold of his wife by the elbow and propelled her along.

It was a cold night, and a strong easterly wind had driven nearly everybody else indoors. Mr. Vickers shivered, and, moving at a good pace, muttered something to his astonished wife about "a good country walk." They quitted the streets and plunged into dark lanes until, in Mr. Vickers"s judgment, sufficient time having elapsed for the worst to have happened, they turned and made their way to the town again.

"There"s somebody outside our house," said Mrs. Vickers, who had been in a state of amazed discomfort the whole time.

Mr. Vickers approached warily. Two people were on the doorstep in the att.i.tude of listeners, while a third was making strenuous attempts to peep through at the side of the window-blind. From inside came the sound of voices raised in dispute, that of Selina"s being easily distinguishable.

"What-what"s all this?" demanded Mr. Vickers, in trembling tones, as he followed his wife inside and closed the door.

He glanced from Selina, who was standing in front of Mr. Tasker in the manner of a small hen defending an overgrown chicken, to Mr. Russell, who was towering above them and trying to reach him.

"What"s all this?" he repeated, with an attempt at pomposity.

The disputants all spoke at once: Mr. Russell with an air of jocular ferocity, Miss Vickers in a voice that trembled with pa.s.sion, and Mr.

Tasker speaking as a man with a grievance. Despite the confusion, Mr.

Vickers soon learned that it was a case of "two"s company and three"s none," and that Mr. Russell, after turning a deaf ear to hints to retire which had gradually increased in bluntness, had suddenly turned restive and called Mr. Tasker a "mouldy image," a "wall-eyed rabbit," and divers other obscure and contradictory things. Not content with that, he had, without any warning, kissed Miss Vickers, and when Mr. Tasker, obeying that infuriated damsel"s commands, tried to show him the door, had facetiously offered to show that gentleman the wall and taken him up, and b.u.mped him against it until they were both tired.

"Anybody would ha" thought I was hurting "im by the noise he made," said the impenitent Mr. Russell.

"I-I"m surprised at you, Bill," said Mr. Vickers, nervously.

"Put him outside," cried Selina, stamping her foot.

"You"d better get off "ome, Bill," said Mr. Vickers, with a persuasive wink.

"While you"re safe," added his daughter, with a threatening gesture.

"Go and get yourself "arf a pint o" warm lemonade," chimed in the voice of the daring Joseph.

Mr. Russell stepped towards him, but Mr. Vickers, seizing him by the coat, held him back and implored him to remember where he was.

"I"d b.u.mp the lot of you for two pins," said the disappointed Mr.

Russell, longingly. "And it"ud do you good; you"d all be the better for it. You"d know "ow to behave to people when they come in to see you, then. As for Selina, I wouldn"t marry her now for all her money."

"Money?" said the irate Selina, scornfully. "What money?"

"The money in the paper," said Mr. Russell, with a diabolical leer in the direction of the unfortunate Mr. Vickers. "The paper what your father found in your box. Didn"t he tell you?"

He kicked over a chair which stood in his way and, with a reckless swagger, strode to the door. At the "Horse and Groom," where he spent the remainder of the evening, he was so original in his remarks upon women that two unmarried men offered to fight him, and were only appeased by hearing a full and true account of the circ.u.mstances responsible for so much bitterness.

CHAPTER XVII

TRIED!" said Captain Bowers, indignantly. "I have tried, over and over again, but it"s no use."

"Have you tried the right way?" suggested Edward Tredgold.

"I"ve tried every way," replied Captain Bowers, impatiently.

"We must think of another, then," said the imperturbable Edward. "Have some more beef?" The captain pa.s.sed his plate up. "You should have seen her when I said that I was coming to supper with you this evening," he said, impressively. Mr. Tredgold laid down the carving knife and fork.

"What did she say?" he inquired, eagerly. "Grunted," said the captain.

"Nonsense," said the other, sharply.

"I tell you she did," retorted the captain. "She didn"t say a word; just grunted."

"I know what you mean," said Mr. Tredgold; "only you are not using the right word."

"All right," said the captain, resignedly; "I don"t know a grunt when I hear it, then; that"s all. She generally does grunt if I happen to mention your name."

Mr. Tredgold resumed his meal and sat eating in silence. The captain, who was waiting for more beef, became restless.

"I hope my plate isn"t in your way," he said, at last.

"Not at all," said the other, absently.

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